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Author has written 15 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Hunger Games, Death Note, Elder Scroll series, Naruto, and Saw.

.: "To think within and outside the box is irrelevant . . . It is thinking without the box that really matters." :.

-X-

Hello There!

Welcome to the party. Tea? Cheesecake? Maybe a spot of Corrosive Madness? Don't worry, it doesn't bite. I daresay you'll find it quite enjoyable if you give it a try. Don't let it infect your rational consciousness, mind, or you may very well end up like me.

What was that? It already has? Well, not to worry. We're all mad here.

-X-

.: Me on Fanfiction:.


NOTE: I am on a massive hiatus at the moment. I may still check this site from time to time, but don't expect much from me other than a review or an inbox. I might post something every now and then, but don't get your hopes up. Everything I've written thus far can confidently be considered abandoned and every Beta request refused. I'm very sorry.


Where I Lurk:
- Naruto (It has ninjas. What's not to like?)
- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Squee (Disjointed and disturbing, this comic is definitely the work of a genius.)
- Death Note (If a mindraping plot is what you're after, Death Note is the most amazing anime you will ever see.)
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Soul Eater (After watching an amazing AMV with sections of the anime, I just can't get enough of Soul Eater and its Madness.)
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Oblivion/Morrowind/Skyrim (The Elder Scrolls series is epic.)
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Kingdom Hearts (I'm just beginning to dip a toe in this fandom; I started playing 358/2 Days recently and have loved every minute of it.)
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Tamora Pierce (Such a work of art Tortall is, and the books are arguably one of the best series I have ever read.)
- Invader Zim (A cartoon that looks childish at first glance, but is every bit as disturbing as Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. And hilarious to boot.)
- Hunger Games (A group of children are put in an arena and have to kill each other. Gruesomely wonderful.)
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FullMetal Alchemist (Somehow, Al makes great hulking suits of armor look adorable.)

What I Write Humor is my thing at the moment. I love putting characters in bizarre situations and imagining their reactions; sowing embarrassment and discord unto those that have simply stopped smiling in their fictional lives. I might throw a twisting, mindraping plot in there as well -- because many stories with such plots that I have read in my time have given me some amazing dreams. I'm being completely serious; I have the strangest dreams, and they're always about things with plot. I love plot. A while ago, during my brief spell of depression, I was able to vent my feelings through horror and angst stories -- but now that it's over, I'm afraid that most of my angsty-horror stories shall be discontinued. I'm very glad to say, however, that nowadays I'm a much happier person! I think a few abandoned stories is worth it.

What I Read: Anything! Anything at all! I absolutely love humor and parodies, but I'm also huge fan of well-written, shit-your-pants horror and disturbia and otherwise unclassifiable psychoticness (I also enjoy making up words). Plus I always appreciate a lengthy adventure epic. Sometimes you'll find a plot that will blow your mind, and that is always worth it in my opinion. You won't find me roaming the more romantic side of fandoms, but it has been known to happen; I've enjoyed a few good love stories in the past. Fluff is okay as well, but I'm not too fond of fluffy oneshots or anything. Fluff is good in small amounts. Pretty much, if it's well-written then I'll read it. Seriously. Feel absolutely free to recommend a story to me! I'll marry you or something.

Updating: I am probably one of the least reliable updaters on Fanfiction you have ever seen. I haven't the commitment to see a story through to the end, I'm afraid. I really wish I did. Problem is, I am an extremely whimsical writer and I will never force a chapter out. If you become disinterested in one of my stories after so much time has passed between updates... Well, I must admit that I will be sad. I don't enjoy losing readers, but it happens. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry we can't be together any longer, you poor, discontinued story.

Grammar: I'm sure you've read this a thousand times before, so I'm not going to lecture you that much. But I've come across a stereotype that many people apply subconsciously to others; that people with bad grammar and spelling are labeled as less intelligent than those that excel in those aspects of literature. It's horrible and untrue for most of the part -- one of the smartest people I know can't spell for crap, for one example -- but it happens. Don't let it happen to you, because I hate stereotypes. I mean, when you're just chatting to someone over the internet then sure, it's absolutely fine to leave out capitals. Texting is faster and cheaper when you're using less coherent English. But for the love of any and all deities out there, don't use text-talk in a public place -- seeing it all over Facebook is bad enough, but posting it on a site where thousands upon thousands of people are genuinely trying to tell stories? Bad idea. The only things it accomplishes include pissing people off and making yourself unpopular.

Summaries: Never EVER write "idk i suck at summaries lol" or "story is better than summary i promise" or even "The summary is too long to fit here" in the summary section of a fic. The summary is the face of the story in question, and if you give your story a bad face then no one will want to read it. What would make us think that you can write AT ALL if your summary is as bad as that? Correct grammar, spelling, and an interesting use of words is what gets people interested in a story. NOT "just read it." Bad summaries demean your story and make us less inclined to read the story itself. Simple as that.

Pairings: Much like my preference in genre, I am willing to read absolutely any pairing -- if it's in the right setting, of course. I don't read angsty romance. That's . . . about it, actually. Humor/Romance is fine with me. Parodies are great. I love crack pairings -- their unlikeliness is their charm in my opinion.

Plots: I like plot. That's pretty self-explanatory, really. Remember what I said about reading a few amazing stories? Well, their grammar wasn't perfect. Their summaries were a little on the bland side. But their plots were so amazing that I began dreaming about them. Plot is how you fall in love with a character, a cast, a story. You follow them through ordeals thick and thin, laugh with them and cry with them, live and love, fly and fall, mourn their failures and cheer their success, bite your nails and hope beyond hope during the final battle -- and then you realise you never wanted the story to end. It's an amazing feeling, and that is exactly what I aspire to write. (I'm just too lazy to make that much of a commitment to writing a story.)

Original Characters (OCs): Just to make things perfectly clear, I have nothing against OCs in general. I enjoy writing them up. It's a wonderful feeling, to put your own creation into a universe that is already so amazing in your eyes -- or, even better, to write yourself into a universe you have dreamed about since you could remember. And I have nothing against that. You need to remember, readers, that not every OC is a Mary-Sue. It's just when you get the really bad characters that make me want to puke innards. Just try to imagine what your reaction to your character would be if he or she had no sentimental value to you. Because unless it has been built upon in an interesting and intriguing way during the course of a story, sentiment means nothing to readers. Simply telling the readers that your character has been through many an ordeal does not endear them to the reader. You have to build your character during the story, based on the experiences the reader can follow as well. Or at least, that's a strategy that sounds like it would work in my mind

Character Deaths: As of yet, not one of my stories is going to be without character death in it. I find it is a very interesting thing to read, even disregarding my own sadism. It is usually an emotional turning point in a story, a plot point and a point off which both the readers and the characters can build. It will affect the characters in it greatly in either a negative or a positive way. Killing the villain is one example of a 'positive death,' whereas the death of a major protagonist could be considered a bad thing. I am aware that I could receive complaints for killing so many important people in my stories, but it's just the way I like things to happen. Which brings me to my next topic...

Flames: If you insist on flaming a story of mine, then please, for your sake, have a reason. If you think something I wrote was crap that doesn't belong in Fanfiction, then state clearly in your review WHY. A flame without an ounce of burn has no effect whatsoever. You get the logic? Another thing I think I must touch upon; Retaliation flames. If I flame a story of yours -- which I will really, really try not to -- then flaming one of mine back without a reason is simply laughable. I must look back to the previous point to make this clear. Feel free to flame something if it deserves it. Don't if it has nothing wrong with it. And if you're just desperate to flame, I can assure you that I am no easy target. Of course, if I DO receive an acceptable flame, I will be polite and positive about it (because by 'acceptable' I mean 'it points out faults that I can recognise, whether I agree or not'). I'm not unreasonable. The same goes for any flame I give. I will try to be nice. I really, really try. But if a story makes me want to retch, you can expect an explosion. 'Nuff said.

Happy Endings: Morbidity is the essence of captivating writing. It will be a rare thing for you to see me give one of my stories a happy ending. I will do bittersweet. I may also do a classic 'rocks fall, everybody dies'. But I will not, I repeat: NOT, get everyone together to skip off into the sunset. The closest I will ever get to that is getting the survivors to live out a relatively content life, whether they're together, on different sides of the ocean, or in different universes. Would that count as bittersweet? Oh well. If you are reading this and are up to date with my stories, then you can take this as a warning.

-X-

Paradoxes of the English Language, written by lionesseyes13:

There's no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England, or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, and two geese. So one moose, and two meese, and one index, and two indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? That you comb through the annals of history but not a single annal?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?

Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it!

-X-

These hands! I can't get them off my wrists! - Happy Noodle Boy, JtHM

MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES! - Random victim, JtHM

Kids, don't be stupid and try this. This is a trained flying toddler. - JV on a Side Note, JtHM

-X-

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

-X-

6 Things That Shouldn't Explode, But Did Anyway - Check out www.cracked.com for major hilarity!

Michael Bay is right: Somewhere, right now, something is exploding.

And we're not talking bombs and tankers either. As it turns out, there are objects all over the place that will suddenly explode the shit out of themselves for absolutely no reason at all, and often when you least expect it. It's all true, people.

1. Office Chairs
At least if it happens, you'll have the added bonus of going down as the first person in history to die from anal chair rape.

2. Frogs
The frogs, aghast of the froggy equivalent of waking up in a bathtub full of ice with one of their internal organs missing, go ahead and puff themselves up in a hilariously delayed defensive mechanism, neglecting to consider the gaping holes where their livers used to be.

3. Fruit
If this tree could walk, it would enslave humanity. If you somehow manage to get beyond its toxic bark and leaves, you still run the very high risk of getting pelted in the face by the natural equivalent of a fragmentation grenade. This is what is known as a "correct" or "real" defense mechanism, frogs. Take a note.

4. Milk
The explosion caused 200,000 worth of damage and evacuated all 200 factory employees, victims of the wrath of dehydrated milk.

5. iPods
Consider the fact that most consumer electronics are carried in enclosed spaces (like your pocket) in direct proximity to a heat source (your body) and you begin to see the danger. When you remember your pocket is dangerously close to your crotch, "danger" graduates to "holy shit how does a loving god allow this to happen."

6. A Lake
Combined, the eruptions killed over 1,700 people and 3,500 heads of livestock. Though, for some reason, we're still more scared of the office chair thing.

-X-

Food For Thought

Why is Bumblebee a Camero?

Is it legal to hunt Smurfs?

If I Google 'Google' will the universe collapse on itself?

-X-

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The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
Shriller Than All the Music by lioness84 reviews
The story is simple; the story of an Emperor and of the Hero who fought for him. But in reality, it was much more than that. It was the story of a power-starved orphan and a vengeful refugee. It was the story of everyone they met along the way. It was the story of thieves, murderers and mages. But in the end, it was the story of family - of blood, and of the kind you get to choose
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 274,254 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,686 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Venatori by The Laughing Phoenix reviews
Kankuro reached the ravine just a few minutes too late. Now, Team Kurenai works to ensure that no more traitors get away alive. Divergence from chapter 212.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,371 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,012 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/9/2010
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 114,990 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009
Saren's Effect by theorangeguy reviews
Saren and Shepard are two sides to the same coin. One was a vanguard of destruction, the other a savior of the galaxy. Both are heroes, in their own way. An AU fic if Shepard had met Sovereign first, and Saren is the only hope for the rest of the Galaxy. Pairings later on, Rated T for mild sexual references, violence, some swearing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Saren A.
This Just Isn't My Day by Ice-Eagle Y'siri reviews
Normally, I'm a very calm person. So just imagine me coming home with my friends and the Akatsuki in my living room. And all I wanted was a simple vacation annoying the heck out of the preps next door. Great. Just. Great.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,879 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hidan, Konan
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Secret Memos of Byakuya Kuchiki by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
Byakuya's secret memos to himself betray peculiar obsessions with hair, clothing, fashion, Renji, Rukia and quite a bit more. Absolutely not to be taken seriously.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
The Switch Glitch: The Movie by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.Sequel to TSG. Ed's pissing off yet another shadowy organization. Al's in a dangerous battle he doesn't even want to acknowledge. Risty's singularly focused on finding Ed, since she can't remember anything else. Noa just wants to be normal. More lookalikes. More chainletters. An assassin or two. And a plot that puts Dante's schemes to shame. It's hard work for a happy ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,539 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Null Tongues, Act I: The End by sleep-dealer reviews
It used to be a quiet world, a simple world, until Edea Kramer fell out of the sky. / / First Act of the NT series. OC's.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,678 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Edea K.
A New Sun Rises by mALX reviews
Cyrodiil's final year before the Oblivion Crisis - the truth about how it really started, why the Dark Brotherhood was really purged. Will change everything you know about Ocato, the King of Worms, Eyja, Janus Hassildor...the secrets behind their roles in Cyrodiil's troubles. *Changing rating to M to be on the safe side*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 189,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009
Pömnuria Hjarta er Medh Ono by Kaytoko reviews
Five years have passed since the end of the war, and the world has moved on toward a time of peace and progress under the steady rule of Queen Nasuada. But even in peace, there are those who wish to see it end. Disturbances brew in Surda and the Red Rider returns to Alagaësia with complications of his own. A story of redemption, conspiracy, adventure and the power of love. MxN
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,627 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada
The Lyrium Warrior by cellostargalactica reviews
"You said you never wanted this, but that's not true. You wanted it. You competed for it." Before he was Fenris, he was Leto; a slave who risked everything to compete for the chance to become a Lyrium Warrior.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,983 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Fenris
Marking Time by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
A treacherous trick leaves Al and Winry on the run from the military and Edward kidnapped and presumed dead, in danger of losing his innocence, his self respect and his life. Work in progress.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 151,585 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Following Fate by Taffia reviews
Enraged at a shattered Kirkwall, Hawke flees to join the Qunari. But her search for stability and peace is challenged at every turn. Hunted by princes and pirates, she embraces her purpose amidst the chaos, and the world will shake before her.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 155,261 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Old Souls by JFalcon reviews
The Sequel to New Blood; Four years have passed since Sound conquered the five Great Nations and sent the ninja of Konoha into hiding. Now it's time to return to retake their home and their world, but can they really trust their allies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 88 - Words: 308,723 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Book Two: Victory For Loss by Aneera reviews
With a raging battle with Irk inevitable, Zim must pull himself together and work with people he once sought to destroy. But as they get an edge, Tallest Red begins to play with Zim's mind. Secrets that have been kept hidden from the brainwashed Irkens are put into light. But once Red is cast into the shadows by the new Tallest, he becomes a deadly puppeteer.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Zim
If We Kill Them, We Get Their Prompts by janiejanine reviews
I'm suffering from a truly epic case of writer's block, and there's only one thing someone in this position can do. To the prompt generator!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
Adventure Loves Company, Too by Lammergeier reviews
Claryssa didn't know where her life would lead after a chance encounter in Elwynn, and her new friends might be the key to finding her place in the world. Old chapters updated, now less whine! Reviews are always loved.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,546 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Human, Troll - Complete
New Hopes by bebes reviews
The killing machines may have been destroyed, but war with Scanra continues. Kel still has her refugees to protect, and the long northern winter to get through, before fighting picks up again in the spring. Picks up at the end of Lady Knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Keladry, Domitan
Phases of the Moon by Elle917 reviews
It seemed almost inevitable, and looking back, maybe it was. When a sudden wave of Hollows attacks Karakura Town, Yuzu and Karin's lives change forever. The two of them must now get through the Shinigami Academy, and all it entails. HitsuKarin. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Yuzu K., Karin K. - Complete
Fullmetal Pedigree! by ShoesXsmileS reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
Fading Fast by Xamem-The Heart of Oblivion reviews
Death comes for us all, and the Nobodies and Heartless are no exception. As each Nobody and Heartless met their fate, you saw their faces, heard their last words...but never knew what they were thinking. Until now... -Series of one-shots-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010
Not So Blunt Differences by Darth-Taisha reviews
Sequel to Not So Subtle Differences. AU, Itachi and Hinata are newlyweds and Sasuke finds out a painful lesson that love and kunai knives don't mix too well. Itahina and Sasu/Ten/Neji. Warning: May contain crack occasionally... ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,620 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Itachi U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Tenten]
CRACKED by DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Capitol Games by VividlyVisceral reviews
This Quarter Quell will be the most difficult. They're the tributes who, never in a million years, thought that they would fight in the Hunger Games. Why? Because these are the Capitol's children being reaped this time, and this shall be quite the show...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 330,288 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010
The Wardens' Tale by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
Origins Novelization. A city elf and a human noble with nothing in common save broken pieces and a Joining find themselves charged with the fate of the world. Follow their tale as they battle darkspawn, unite countries, and forged an odd friendship or two. COMPLETED.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,326 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Tabris, Cousland - Complete
Whilst Time Turns by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
It was not ironic that Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, and Hyuuga Hinata alone had survive. What was ironic was that Naruto seemed intent on correcting the wrongs even if it meant throwing them back into the past for the bitter task of saving the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Hurtled into the Chaos by waiting4morning reviews
"...the world will shake before you..." A collecting place for DA2 drabbles. Some humorous; some serious. Various characters and het pairings. Spoilers are within! You have been warned!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hawke (F), Hawke (M)
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Snapshots in the Life of a Former Slave by Aka Pine reviews
Snippets in the life of Fenris once he meets a Mage Hawke. Mostly humor, slight crack eventual, and some disregard to game mechanics.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M)
Miss Mary Sue: Final Mix by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Rewrite. Mary Sue Parody. Mary Sue is the most amazing person in the entire universe. She's kind, selfless, amazingly powerful, and extremely gorgeous. Too bad no one else seems to realize this. Completed!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,135 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Marluxia, Sora - Complete
Bathing Terms by 2.71828 reviews
Once upon a time, she had dreamed of Alistair making her his wife infront of the Landsmeet. Months later and miles away, she finally realized Sten had made a display of affection that was no less ostentatious. T is for The Bathhouse Debacle.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Surana, Sten - Complete
Strays Taken In by Annwyd reviews
A surprising find sends Fenris and Merrill on an undercover investigation in Starkhaven, pitting them against royal enemies and, more importantly, their own personalities.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Fenris, Merrill - Complete
Diplomacy by 2.71828 reviews
Hawke and Arishok decide to settle their differences the old fashioned way: public murder. T is for Taunting Obscenities.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (M) - Complete
White Ivy by sastars429 reviews
A depressed and confused child is put into Wammy's House and given a new name to go by, Silver Smith. She knows Kira's secrets and she knows how to stop him, but will she do the right thing? NearxOC MelloXOC MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,133 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
New Found Family by 2.71828 reviews
Bethany took up her stance on his right, and Aveline joined him wordlessly on his left. Together, they had survived a Blight, and together, they would survive this. T is for harvesTer.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hawke (M), Bethany H. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Gentrification, or How Not To Be A Sow's Ear by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Blank Canvas by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
A Series of Moments by The Deuteragonist reviews
Random drabbles about Sasuke, Sound Village, Hebi, Team 7, etc. Mostly crack humor, bits of Naruto/Sasuke, bits of angst, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Drabblet Note by SimaZhao reviews
ReaderxVarious DN Characters. Updated 5/21/11 Please know that this story is discontinued. It was written during a very immature time in my life & is rather stupid. However, it still provides me with a few laughs now and then. Thank you for all of your support throughout my time on this website.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - OC - Complete
Tramps Like Us, Were Born To Run by Voice of the Shadow Realm reviews
Mello is a hard nut to crack. Keeping people at a distance. He's cold, calculating and temperamental, but why? What caused him to develop such characteristics? Back story to Mihael Keehl
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,865 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Mello, Matt
On the Wrong Side of the Ghostfence by Llawlietzz reviews
Edgar Louis' dream was to walk the entire perimeter of the Ghostfence around Vvardenfell's perilous Red Mountain, and write a book about it. This is that book.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Near's Guide to High school by MRegent.2 and Pangie reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
The Further Aventures: The Arena by Circle of Fire reviews
Hawke and Friends, the Further Adventures: The Arena. Totally non-game telling of a side quest. Hilarity ensues.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hawke (F) - Complete
The Mirror Shatters by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Three years after being swallowed by Gluttony, Edward finds his way back home - to an Amestris he doesn't quite recognize. Alternate Reality/Dystopia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
College Quirks by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Hinata just wants to fulfill her dreams of becoming a famous artist. With no family to hold her back, she'll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal, even if it means cross-dressing as a boy to get into an all-boys college! Can she stay sane? SxH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,477 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Paper Chain People by Strawberry Heart Cheesecake reviews
is on temporary hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,491 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Light Y., L
Ugh by twiztedchild16 reviews
AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,969 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Itachi U.
Death Note BEYOND by Rue-Ryuzaki reviews
Naomi concluded. To catch a killer, you need a killer. How dangerous a gamble this would be. Especially when the killer in question is none other than Beyond Birthday! BB x Naomi UpDaTeD!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,653 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - BB, Naomi M.
Shades by TaikoHawk reviews
Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,796 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Odes to the Forgotten by cplns reviews
The forgotten and unloved one-shot characters and monsters of Pokemon need a voice, too.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
reality puncture by fiore del melo reviews
he holds the gun to her head and says, "Sorry sweetheart, but this is real life and real bad guys use guns." —Rocket Grunt/Lyra
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Epic by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009
WaterAngelAlyssa's 100 theme challenge by The Masked Wanderer reviews
All credit for this goes to WaterAngel-Alyssa. I'm doing 100 drabbles on Kingdom Hearts characters using her list of themes. enjoy! Rated T to be safe. ENDED! HAD FUN DOING THIS! THANKS TO ALL WHO READ AND REVIEWED AND WERE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Whiskered by Quillweave reviews
The purification, from the point of view of one forgotten pair of beady eyes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011
A Shadow of Your Former Self by The Never Minder reviews
...You just wanted someone to take care of you. Reborn fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Gastly/Ghos, Gengar/Gangar - Complete
Ask Death Note Sock Puppets Answertime Jamboree by Kishimojin reviews
A lighthearted parody of the "Ask someone" fic trend in which an author, desperate for attention, tries and fails to make the ultimate "Ask someone" fic by going meta with puppets. The characters answer while pretending to be other characters. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Misa A., Near - Complete
Standing Sex by Asimosama reviews
Whoever said computer hackers had a mutated 'sanity gene' could not have been more correct. Liang Xiaoxiao is unemployed, uneasily amused, and out to hack the world. Unfortunately, L is the only one in her way. L x OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Watari
Bellamont by the-lovecat reviews
Take away a boy's reason to live, and he'll grow up a vengeful murderer. If a life full of sin is the price to pay, then Mathieu Bellamont will spend eternity in Oblivion to avenge his sweet mother's death. Rated T for violence and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Lucien L.
Suckiest Mission Evarrr by Sandataba reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Relatively Civilian by Wingwyrm reviews
Sakura's plan to get into the academy with Sasuke and Naruto is pretty simple: Impress a ninja family with her brilliance. Good thing she knows how to get Ino to be her friend. Gen, time travel, Team Tensai 'Verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Saké and Subterfuge by WhyMustIWrite reviews
On their way back to Konoha, Team 7 encounters Iruka-sensei on an undercover mission. Too bad Naruto didn't quite grasp the whole "undercover" concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Silver Tongued by coincident reviews
One day you'll talk the sun down out of the sky. Itachi/Shisui. AU, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Odds in Your Favor by rileyluvr13 reviews
Because who knows when the odds will be against you? A series of 100-word drabbles with many characters, points of view, and stolen moments from the Hunger Games series. .: MOCKINGJAY SPOILER-FREE UNTIL END OF OCTOBER! :.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009
It Could Be Worse by DysphoricPink reviews
Susan End didn't expect to be stuck babysitting her little brother for two weeks. She also didn't expect to end up looking after ten S-class criminals from another universe. Add a carnivorous mutant rabbit to the mix and they've got one BIG problem. It's Akatsuki vs. suburbia in this action-packed, hilariously odd and sometimes touching odyssey. TO BE CONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,363 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Akatsuki
Anthem of the Angels by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
We were sent into the Naruto world, our dream land. But for our happiness, there will be a terrible price. One of us will live happily here, the other will slip away forever... Naruto/OC Sasuke/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,152 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Enmugakure by Evandar reviews
AU. The secret to stopping the Akatsuki lies in the demolished Enmugakure, but only one person knows where it is. Too bad he's in pieces. HidanTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Hidan, Temari
Edward: an Imperial's Story by rford191 reviews
A comedy based on the Oblivion world and storyline, following Edward, a less than heroic protagonist, as he cowers, bumbles and stumbles his way through the many adventures that await
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 217 - Words: 193,215 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009
How the Wood Was Won by coincident reviews
"So..can I have your life force?" Madara/Hashirama. CRACK, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Everybody Loves Gaara by whisperedthreats reviews
Kankurou and Temari are tired of Gaara bossing them around. So they decide to get back at him by hosting a sitcom which explores every aspect of his life and reveals them to the general public. Ha!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,340 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
The Spy Who Henge'd Me by Sandataba reviews
A mysterious, handsome man. Tenten. Yes, Tenten is the mysterious handsome man! Her missions are getting weirder and weirder. Kakashi x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Treasure by hewhoistomriddle reviews
The pirate-themed ItaHina that morphed into Akatsuki humor, action and adventure. Pirate!Akatsuki and Captured!Hinata. Discontinued. Outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,517 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Boarding School for Dummies by ImitationCrimson reviews
The government somehow found the Akatsuki's Address! The letter says They need to go back to school to be educated! Well All they need to do is use their SMART brains to pass right? Well except the fact is they don't have the brains! RatedT for LanguageAU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Akatsuki
Honest Thoughts by Ashkimo reviews
New chapters taken from moments in Catching Fire now up! A new name for this fic as well! Please R and R, and of course I don't own anything!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
Broken to Bridle by lionesseyes13 reviews
A series of scenes spanning Owen's squireship to Lord Wyldon.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 220,768 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Owen, Wyldon - Complete
l'ivresse des grandes profondeurs by Sandataba reviews
While training for the purpose of increasing her chances of survival against the deadly Hoshigaki Kisame, Tenten never expected to confront the shark nin himself. It didn't help that she was suffering from nitrogen narcosis at the time either. Slight Kisame x Tenten with hints of Nejiten in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Civilian by hewhoistomriddle reviews
A series of oneshots on being a civilian in a world of shinobi. Ch9 Paperwings. I pray they will save you from the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
Itachi, lets make a baby by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
In A Life by TaikoHawk reviews
Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sunlight: A JTHM Story by VeralicProductions reviews
It has been a few years since Johnny left, and a few years since the Human Negative was left unchecked. Desperate to find another proper waste lock, Satan initiates a contest to four eligable people. Who will become the next 'King of Killers'
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 279,342 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/30/2008
Prosopopoeia by Maya Sushi reviews
Let's pretend. You return home after 3 years of being gone and you think maybe you'll get shot for desertion. And a lot of stuff has happened, horrible, painful things but here's your little brother and he's laughing and hugging you and maybe it's okay.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The 18th Daedric prince by Aubra Treewalker reviews
Ever wonder why the Adoring Fan can't die? Well he does, follow the Fan as he bumbles around Cyrodiil looking for answers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Adoring Fan
A Hundred Percent by Sandataba reviews
Itachi is the reason for Tenten's perfect aim. Crackficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
The FMA Darwin Awards by Muten Azuki reviews
Every major FMA character shall die! In a fairly retarded fashion. Or at least become sterile. This is crack! Flames welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Pink Paranoia by Purple Luck reviews
Entering into mid-L skool, Zim becomes paranoid of a girl in his science class after she calls him an alien. Zim is beginning to believe that this Earth girl may not be human either. For the sake of his mission this Winnie Creature must go! Hiatus.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Zim
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13821 - Favs: 6,518 - Follows: 4,940 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Sugar Rush by Hollyquin reviews
The Wammy boys take their desserts really, really seriously. Very mild Mello/Matt. Part 4: And now it's time for the final decision! But will it really be that simple...?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Asphyxiate by Samurai101 reviews
In the end, pain wears even the best men down, and drowning takes eternity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Adventures of the Fullmeddle Alchemist by Destined To Repeat reviews
Nice little mess you've gotten yourself into this time. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E.
Reconciliation, Sort Of by Schizophasia reviews
Lyra has an extremely awkward conversation with her rival inside the Dragon's Den. No warnings that I can think of.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival - Complete
Gnosiophobia by Maya Sushi reviews
You want the Truth you were denied before. I am the truth Edward. This is the Truth, this will be the Truth. Your life for what I know. Your life for me, for us, for everything. You'll get to know everything Edward. This is what you want. Don't be afrad.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Eisotrophobia by Maya Sushi reviews
Eisotrophobia: fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror; fear of one's reflection Because without his brother there, Al realized, he didn't know what to do. He could only hold Ed close as he crumbled to the ground. screaming
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Never in Your Favor by we'll-fade-away reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? A recording of each death, each from the tribute's point of view.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,630 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Sleeping Beauty by Mird reviews
So how are you guys handling chapter 104? Personally, I'm offended. Why wasn't I invited to the country-wide sleepover? You know, the one where they all fell asleep at exactly the same time. Warning: the deadline hates me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Sandbox Tree by Drawing-Butterfly reviews
Two Social Retards. Two twincesting Twins. A Host Club. And a whole lot of explosions. Who says love isn't in the air? Written by x-Malicious-Me-x and TheEvilMuffinToaster. KaoruOC, HikaruOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,596 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Array of Sacrifice by rockpaperscissor reviews
It didn’t matter, after all, what happened to him. Not as long as Al was back to normal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,025 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Jashin's Angel by Lost to the Hoping reviews
After Sasukes death at the hands of Naruto and Konoha, Sakura goes more than a little nuts. When she finds herself on a mountain pass with a talking head, a plan for revenge surfaces and she starts to resurrect the demolished Akatsuki. HidaSaku On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Seasons by Maya Sushi reviews
He hated the summer now. He hated the winter now. He hated the spring now. Fall was full of death and grim ends, but... Truth was, he loved the fall now.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The Change by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
He always thought the world needed a reset button, he just didn't know what that really entailed. When the world collapses, when the tides change, sometimes shifts in power are ineffable. An apocalypse complete with cannibalism and a peculiar love story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,448 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
The Very Uneventful Journey by SerendipityDoodle reviews
Al's journey to get his first pokémon. Featuring: waterfalls, thunderstorms and collapsed buildings; mischief, mayhem and courage; adventure, humour and OMGWTFBBQ! And Ed.
Crossover - Pokémon & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
What Makes a Man? by catdompteuse reviews
-based off song by City and Colour- What makes a man walk away from his mind? I think I know. I think I might know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
I Thought Death Didn't Matter by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
Look inside to see A's final thoughts, his last moments with his lover, B, and the tragedy that will always connect them. Warnings for: Angst, sort of lemon, suicide. Please read and review if you enjoyed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - BB, A - Complete
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Sight by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. This is what remains. What if it were the Hyuuga massacre? Gen. Angst. Neji, Hinata, mentions of Itachi and Sasuke. Spoilers for chapter 404. Warnings for character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mentally Unstable Obsession by SLK Scarf reviews
My First story! Yay! Well here goes...Hinata is a nurse at Konoha Mental Institution. Gaara is one of their most heinous patients. Hinata is a last minute resort to tame the bipolar psychopath, but what does she do when the young boy becomes obsessed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Do You Hear Them by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
My very first fanfiction. L and Light are completely meant for one another. Summary changed finally. Non-graphic kiss, no lemon. Hope everyone enjoys.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
My Epiphany by Darks00 reviews
Father/son relationship of Kakashi and Sasuke. Itachi’s back for Sasuke. Kakashi will do anything to keep Sasuke safe, even if it means his life. Kaskashi forces Sasuke to move into his house with him to save him from his own flesh and blood...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
I'm his angel! whether he likes it or not by FattySkeleton reviews
He killed me, and heaven got boring so i decided to comeback, and the one who killed me was just so intresting.But will I survive his insanity? will he survive me? lets see who wins, me or him.An angel or a manic? no pairing yet, but lots of sex comments
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Change by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
He can hear them talking, but it doesn't make sense. "You're not responsible," the voices say, but he knows different. He killed his best friend. He killed Obito.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Eclipse by megadoomingir reviews
ZiM, all the way out on Earth, had to have been hiding something. War is here. The fate of the universe lies in tiny hands. All eyes are on ZiM as he decides that playing dumb isn't an option anymore. That those tiny hands need him to be more than a fake.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,517 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Zim - Complete
Cops and Robbers by EvilGnomes reviews
Tripp maybe be at Wammy House, and may have no recollection of anything before Wammy House. But she wasn't an Orphan. Or at least didn't think she was. After all, she didn't lose parents. She just forgot them. MelloxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
Gift by Margan reviews
A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
What If? by Mird reviews
The characters of Fullmetal Alchemist face their greatest wishes and fears. Angst? I think not. Chapter Two: What if I get taller? In which Ed takes over the world. Not really.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009
Wake up by Kat-lady04 reviews
“You’re scaring me Brother, please wake up.” Oneshot, deathfic, angst up the wazoo.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Happy Saturalia by Habristiel-Cloth.Cutter reviews
Vicente comes back to the Sanctuary wet and irritated. Can Antoinetta cheer him up? A couple of shorts mainly based around Vicente. No romance, really, just fluffyness. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Vicente V. - Complete
Denouement by StarsInTheRain reviews
Snow falls, the ninja gather, a promise is broken and another one made. Gaara stands in the cold, and contemplates Naruto Uzumaki with feelings that none can see. Based on the song 'Who Am I' by Casting Crowns. NONYAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Internal Conflict by Mird reviews
Mird has deep thoughts. Alphonse listens. Sort of. -series of oneshots- Chapter Ten: I Love You !Self-insert OC faaaaaail, discontinued!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Alphonse E.
Chance Worth Taking by xxBBsxBabexx reviews
Near gets a new roomie who was recently orphaned.Her smile shows up during a night with the boys as they tell her about L.Two years later L visits but has this feeling around Jail,the alias Near gave her,and for the first time,Near's jealous. NearxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Near, L
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Spiderfly by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to NFM. All roads eventually lead back to where we started, if they are followed long enough. An end never written and a beginning forgotten. 'What ever you do to me don't act like I'm nothing, because I'm not going anywhere.' Actual Epilogue added
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,352 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Johnny the Homicidal Poltergeist by The Only Person Who Luvz Akito reviews
After accidentally releasing the trapped spirit of house 777's past owner, Erin will find out what happened to this man, and discover a way to set him free in order to protect her family from being murdered. DISCONTINUED BAWWW
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Devi D., Johnny C.
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Life Lessons by Mird reviews
All life lessons are learned at the age of five. - Yet another series of oneshots- -Little!Ed, Al and Winry- Chapter One: Don't Steal
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Can We Keep Her? by Mird reviews
Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
To Hell With Gaz by Dibsthe1 reviews
When Gaz dies, where will she go? Suggested by Zim'sMostLoyalServant.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Gaz - Complete
Accidental Silhouettes by Hari-Aisu reviews
One hundred moments in time with L and Light... each in one hundred words. No more, and most definitely no less. If only canon could be so sweet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Always A Slave by terribleramen reviews
You are ALWAYS a slave to something, and Todd Casil is no different. He's just a little more... 'unstable'. Rated for character death and a bit of language. Angsty poem at the end. Whee. One-shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
From Her to Him by Mird reviews
Maybe you just disappeared. Maybe you're no one and nowhere now. That's what you believed; the dead are dead. Why am I so inclined to agree with you? Are you hurting me on purpose' Oneshot, mild implied EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Artificial by MissehKeehl reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
Memoirs of a Friendship by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Three short drabbles of Team Minato. Cute, funny, and enjoyable. Rated 'T' cursing and reference to smut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Candy by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Every good parent needs to teach their child proper eating habits. // Such a beautiful color staining the floor. Shall we scream and stain the floor more?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Difficulty by Syrasha reviews
She was a coward, an immature and scared little girl. And they loved her for it. MattXOCXMello MattOCMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
No One Else But Me by Secretly Insane reviews
A short fic from Lights point of view right before he dies.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Think the Pie is Burning by Mird reviews
Ed annoys Winry in the kitchen. Oneshot, depressingly overused, dialogue only practice.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
The Lightning Strike by TheXWandererXWithin reviews
What REALLY happened during The Kira Case. Delve straight into the true and unabridged version of Death Note. Rated T for violence and occasional gore. May frighten some readers as story goes on. Proceed at personal risk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - L, Light Y.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole by Efi Taph reviews
Broken. He was so broken. Completely. Try as one might he couldn't be fixed. No matter what one could think of, nothing would bring him back.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Hypnotizing by daydreamingxxx reviews
My name is Aiza Monett... I have a plan... all I need are my eyes... I will compete in The Hunger Games...and I will win. This is not an ordinary career tribute. Yes she volenteered but she has a different victory in mind. I suck at summaries, sorry.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009
Walk a Mile by Fluffy Sheep reviews
A girl at the orphanage that goes by the name of Mile is taking an interest in Near. One day she finally gathers her courage and approaches him, much to his surprise. Near x OC. Written as a story swap with one of my best friends. She ADORES Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Near - Complete
What's your problem? by Mird reviews
Mird becomes a therapist to help the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist sort out their problems. Victim Seven: Armstrong. "Therapitizing people is a skill that has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations and generations!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Beyond Birthday: Beyond the Limit: Beyond LLawliet by Author of Scifi reviews
If you can't play the game...then you're just a loser. BB... Beyond Birthday... he was never dead. Now he rises once again to assert his superiourity over L. Based on Death Note: Another Note: LABB Murder Cases L is After Beyond Birthday
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - BB, Near - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
To Lack by Tjix reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, they really weren't anything alike at all.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Near, L - Complete
Exactly As Planned by Perry-Dice reviews
Light Yagami died exactly as planned. Whose plan?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Blood soaked by valorkairi reviews
This is a collection of multy non yaoi pairings dealing with depression, homocide, abuse, etc. There are no happy endings. The stories parts Will all last about 4 chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Misa A., Near
Wammy dayz by KFMMSA reviews
I don't know who they are, or why they've come to get me. I do know that this is the first step of my new life. But my new roommate seems to hate me. But maybe, just maybe first impressions are wrong. Wammy days Matt's POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Mello, Matt
Sister, Sister by simsbabii reviews
Near grabbed the front of the man's shirt, his emotions taking control. "Where. Is. My. Sister." Rated T for language and violence
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Near
The Doomed Rise of ZIR by InvaderWho reviews
When a badly damaged SIR Unit appears at Zim's front door, Zim eagerly tries to fix it. He soon regrets it. ZIR, isn't just a defective robot like GIR is. He's a psychopathic killer... Rated T for dark themes and violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Zim, Gir
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Don't Let Go by EternityEchoes reviews
L brings a young, abused Mello to Wammy's house where he finds friendship in Matt, a young boy who comforts him and helps him through. Oneshot. Please read/review!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Simulation by Syrasha reviews
He was born for it. He would be the one to win this, even if he'd never cared about anything ever before. Mail Jeevas would be the exclusive, one and only, Fairy Princess.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Matt - Complete
Invader Zim: The Series by ngrey651 reviews
An adaptation of the Invader Zim series, including all the unaired and partially-made episodes as I could find. See the whole epic tale from beginning to end with Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, Tak, Skoodge, Red, Purple and many, many more!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 429,062 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
He Is Chaos by FrankenTart reviews
Squee is introduced to the cast of Invader Zim when he's transferred from School to Skool. With his posessed doll, the prince of darkness and now an unearthly peer wreaking havok, his chances of living an ordinary life are nil.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Squee
A Sister's Turmoil by The-Storm-Unleashed reviews
Clove may not have won The Hunger Games, but will her little sister Storm make a name for herself, or fall in her sister's shadow? Storm must compete in the 79th Hunger Games and try to do what Clove didn't... Win.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,115 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Other tributes - Complete
The Hunger Games by Lolipop9466 reviews
My favorite character is Gale, and so I thought to write the story in his POV. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
TraumaSponge by theboardwalkbody reviews
Everyone knows that Shmee is a Trauma-Sponge. But what if he is more than that? What if Shmee is to Squee what Sickness is to Devi, or the Doughboys are to Nny? one-shot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Squee, Shmee - Complete
Who Am I? by theboardwalkbody reviews
Nny sits alone, wondering about how he became the person he is. One-shot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Mary Sues Anonymous by Mird reviews
A number of choice Mary Sues get together to work out their problems. Oneshot, crack, one of Mird's many Mary Sue parodies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Stats by Mird reviews
Is Ed still 'just a kid? A hell of a lot of dumbass Parental!RoyEd fangirls seem to think so. No offense. Parental!RoyEd parody, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Annoyance Chronicles by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
So, we all know what Light had to get used to when he was chained to L. But what about what L had to get used to? An exercise in pointlessness attempting to explain a few inconsistenices in fanon and canon. Cliches may be overturned! You have been warned!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Light Y., L
More Please by inomztietuseoe reviews
It's an outline for a fan-comic I was gonna do before Comicon. That didn't work out....
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sickness - Complete
Must Be This Tall To Ride by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Spending all summer in a bear suit with only your best friend and a crazy old man in a theme park for company. Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Squee, Pepito
Childhood Innocence: Past Haunting by MissehKeehl reviews
On January 26, 2010, you lost what mattered most to you. Mello, dead of a heart attack. Matt, shot in a hail of bullets. Years past, but you still kept those two Promises. However, what happens when the past comes back to haunt you? WARNING: SEQUEL!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Names by MajicOpression reviews
A moment between Katniss and Peeta I thought was missing from the first half of the Hunger Games. It takes place when they're still in the training center. Very short, but very funny. R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
The Monster Behind The Eyes by daydreamingxxx reviews
What if the creatures that chase Cato out of the forest had the dead tributes minds as well as their eyes. What would Rue be thinking? Other characters may be added. Please R&R is better than it sounds.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009
Illuminating by TaikoHawk reviews
Future AU. It was all so logical, but believing it would mean admitting everything she knew was a lie. Sakura struggles to find the truth in her life and her village. The catalyst? A half-blind prisoner who was privy to it all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Things that Sing Horrible Karaoke by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
A sequel to things that go boom in the night. Oh dear! well...you liked #1...sooooooooooooo....Jhonen has to save the earth..yay..or Oh dear god we are going to die? Rated T for teen
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Johnny C.
Forever Faithful by Invader Johnny reviews
Gir would wait an eternity for Zim... and he does... character death? A One Shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Head, Shoulders, Nny, and Toes! by Vicious Piggy reviews
Nny drinks 45 Brainfreezies in one day, the tittle has nothing to do with the story. CAVITY! invisible dog! root canal! READ OR DIIIIIIE! who thinks i was suger high when i decided to wright this! everyone raises hand ...thankz.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Johnny C.
Childhood Innocence by MissehKeehl reviews
Arriving at Wammy's made you feel all alone in the world. When you met Matt and Mello, however, that all changed. You found friends and maybe something more. However, as time progresses, the innocence of childhood is lost and your life changes forever.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,539 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
X by Mird reviews
Scar thinks about his scar. Why? Because I just realized that I've never written anything that started with the letter X before!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Scar - Complete
Chocolate Chip Cookie Contest by Mird reviews
Mird makes the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist enter a chocolate chip cookie making contest...What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Oneshot, the result of Mird's sudden obsession with crackfics...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Choices by Mird reviews
Choose the right path to become the ultimate Mary Sue! This is your first, last and only time to read it before it disappears, because it’s not going to be updated! Don't read all at once! PS- Sorry!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Skrink! by Vicious Piggy reviews
Tittle says it all, kinda. a story my frendz and i made, R&R! Humor/Sci-Fi/Adventure. Specal appearances by Dib and Prof. Membrane. crosover with I.Z :D
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
Ice In The Summer by Juunshi reviews
A challenge from theretard5892. But who would suspect from such a serious theme, that the real story is...!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward E., Lust - Complete
Happy Noodle Boy's Crackheaded Adeventure by Tallest Phoenix reviews
I decided to write a story about my favorite noodle-monkeh, HARUHI SUZUMIYA! No not really, you gullible idiot, with your filthy mouth filled with... corn! Read or die! Rawr!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by MissFANG-TeamGALE reviews
The whole time I was reading The Hunger Games, I wondered what Gale was thinking, while he watched Katniss survive. I decided to get inside his head, and write what I think went on with him. Will be completely in Gale's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Ask Mrs Bitters! by candelight reviews
Mrs. Bitters sets up an advice column in the newspaper! Yes, you may fear for your sanity.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ms. Bitters - Complete
And Still He Stood by tere moto the sentry reviews
Dib makes the ultimate sacrifice for Gaz, and now Gaz will never see her brother, or life, the same way again.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Transmission One Abduction by Ravwrin reviews
AN-REVAMPING CHAPTERS SO BACK TO IN-PROGRESS STATUS! Two friends are abducted from Earth. Transformations, adventure, and romance are found within their journy. Will Zim finally find his place in the universe? Will they find Earth?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Zim
Dumb Little Spacejourney for Two by Jaha Canon reviews
Sequel to my similarly titled story. Zim and Dib learn that reality television is not the only cruel thing corrupting the galaxy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,471 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Mird reviews
Doubt in the law they always believed in. Oneshot, short and sweet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Like A Fox by xoSanna-Chanxo reviews
When Scarlett Monahan is picked as the Girl Tribute of District 5, she discovers life, love, and her own identity. But can she really win the games? Foxface POV. Rated T because I'm paranoid. I don't own anything. Chapter 8 is up now.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,970 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Something is Wrong by SomeKindofIdiot reviews
The thrilling story of a world in turmoil, and the daring hero who rises from the ashes of... Oh, wait, that can't be right. I'm sorry, but this comic seems to have been hijacked. Please hang up and leave us alone.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Johnny C.
April by Mird reviews
Three days in April, written in backwards order, showing a strange love triangle with more than three sides. Pairings are WAY to complicated to explain in this character limit, so you'll just have to read and find out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Things That Go Boom in the Night by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
Jhonen gets struck by lightning, and all his characters come out of his head...Bad summary...I know...Major crossover of Jhonen characters XD
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
The Colour of Magicka by Fantaisie-Impromptu reviews
Follow the chronologically-compatible-with-the-main-questline events that bring together a group that can't actually be trusted with safety scissors; let alone the fate of Cyrodiil.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Shard by Elrec reviews
This is not a love story. Nothing is solved at the end of this. Nothing has changed. He is just as confused as always, but she had made him wonder. She had given him hope. Oh, he killed her, of course. A JTHM One-Shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
My Obsession by Invader Johnny reviews
Her hatred was unhealthy, but she couldn’t help it, she had a good reason for hating him, in her mind she was no obsessed… she was determined to get what was rightfully hers.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Tak, Mimi - Complete
Dumb Little Spacehouse For Two by Jaha Canon reviews
Zim and Dib learn that reality television is a cruel, cruel thing. Completed, but there is a similarly titled sequel!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Insanity's Hereditary by Fierce Socks reviews
...Well they didn't just fall from the sky...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Invader Zim The End? by Empty Brooke reviews
A new threat has appeared from the past that will threaten the mission and the universe. Join Zim, Gaz, Dib, Tak, Gir and, my character, Kim as they set forth to restore the peace... Or what peace there was before... ZAGR DATR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,625 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Zim, Gir
Change of Character by SquirrellyThief reviews
Six years have passed. Johnny's return has triggered something horrible in Squee. Is there help for him, or is this all a lost cause? R&R please
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Archetype by Weynon Priory reviews
A heartfelt account of the MQ storyline from the perspective of an inexperienced but earnest knight with far too many questions. Can one reason with a goblin? Is chivalry really dead? Is it really so odd to be genuinely good?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008
Love Lies Bleeding by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
Unexpectedly, Shmee becomes human and he leads Squee into the life of a pyromaniac. *Shmee/Squee, epic one-shot*
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Shmee, Squee - Complete
Utter Nonsense by Angela and MiniMix reviews
L, a cake eating rabbit. Near, a butterfly, Misa a tantrum-throwing Queen, and Mello the quite mad March Hare. Light, in the midst of it all, wondering why the hell he's now wearing a dress. Sometimes nonsense made more than sense than usual.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Gaz Goes to Hell by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Like the title says, Gaz finally gets what she deserves. Oneshot. Published in honor of Halloween. Rated for gore.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Gaz - Complete
The Shape of Change by TaikoHawk reviews
He had once been her savior. Why was he now nothing but a monster? Platonic Itachi/Sakura. Two-shot by request.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Never Forgive Me by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to Little Red Letter. Bunny's cage was overturned and Nny was kneeling between it and the couch, disbelief and grief etched into his face . . .
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Book One: Blue Roses by Aneera reviews
When Earth becomes endangered by the Irken Armada, can the girl at fault, an unorthodox, mutated Irken named Aneera, team up with Zim to fight head on with the Tallest to save the planet she once called home? And what shall become of the once 'Almighty Zim' when he finally realizes everyone has to grow up eventually? Earth's future isn't looking too bright...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 125,140 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Ants by Puzan reviews
yeah this is when you leave Nny with ants ;;;
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Unlikely Sacrifice by Invader Aqua reviews
The Meekrob's message has been revealed, and Zim has to make a choice. Will he pick power, or love? Time begins to run out as Gaz approaches her due date. The fate of the Universe is in Zim's hands. ZAGR and DATR. Rated for violence and adult content.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Zim, Gaz
My Little Psycho: The Terrible Tea Party by CorpseyCamel reviews
When a jealous pony isn't invited to a tea party, she decides to take her revenge. Things aren't always as they seem...Rated M for violence and language.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Lucien's Pants by Parmecia reviews
Lucien Lachance has just been strung up by his ankles and murdered by the members of his own organization. Pleasantry ensues. One shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Our World by Asimosama reviews
Hikaru attends Kaoru's funeral. A strange one shot...HikaXKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray reviews
AKA: The Iwa-Reports. There are some missions that just don't get mentioned. Slash, cross-dressing, crude humour, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 242 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
Of War by H.E. Gray reviews
There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
HP HeartPoints by Bellskuld reviews
Another of my weird budding-romance one shots, complete with a stupid title. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Decomposition by Azure-spiral reviews
Everyone has a secret spot as a kid. Somewhere magic they can go to and escape from the world. I bet you can remember your secret spot. I remember mine. Alphonse, Alphonse, Alphonse. I’m coming Al, don’t worry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Hope You Survive by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Crackshot prize to Mikol. Oversized Omake for my story, “The Switch Glitch”. What if the Fuhrer threw Risty a party for her 15th bday? Of course, he has an ulterior motive. But, well, it’s not going to work. At all. The result will be MUCH more random.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Stolen Kiss by Bellskuld reviews
This story takes place on Valentine's Day. I guess it could be considered an A/U, since it doesn't mention the DN plot at all. Oneshot MelloxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Cultivating Indifference by KSCrusaders reviews
Being a Spectre takes a certain kind of personality, and it doesn't take long for Commander Shepard to realize she and Saren have more in common than anyone ever realized, especially when it comes to dealing with trauma.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Blood by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
There was blood. Too much blood. One Shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Confessions Of An Insomniac by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
I know it's an EXTREMELY well guarded secret, but Nny isn't the easiest person to talk to. Especially not like this.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Lick The Pole by Aros-Cyansong reviews
Kiba has the worst ideas, and in the middle of Winter, what else is there to do when Iruka let's the class out for a break?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Little Red Letter by Jynx'sbox reviews
X 'Take a look at what you've become Todd.' 'I don't think I'm Todd anymore.' X
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Yuppers by shintas1st reviews
Temporarily down for a rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crack Weddings! by Itachilova101 reviews
Crack randomness! No canon pairings and rated for swearing! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Unlikely Romance by Invader Aqua reviews
SEQUEL TO UNLIKELY HERO! Skoodge, MiniMoose and GIR have disappeared, the Tallests want the secret to ultimate power back, and Zim tries to heal his relationship with Gaz, while Dib and Tak hunt them down. ZAGR & DATR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts by Nights In The City reviews
I stink at titles and summaries. Johnny gets a job offer that would ensure something for someone dear to him. No pairings yet. AU. Read and Review! This was originally in the Harry Potter section. JTHM crossover HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Johnny C.
Desu Nöto by Light-kun reviews
Everyone knows the story of Light Yagami and his Death Note. However, what would have happened had L been the one to find the Death Note? Updated 25 August 2007! Short Story
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - L, Ryuk
The Light Reborn by The Maiden of Light reviews
My sequal to A Light within the Darkness Rose's lovely daughter, Sylvia, meets someone from her mother's past. Now she gets pulled into what happened 17 years ago and uncovers the true darkness that dwells in the night.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,001 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Squee
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
My Little Psycho: The Butterfly Island Massacre by CorpseyCamel reviews
Those homicidal ponies are at it again! Except this time on a beach! And...gasp! What's this? PONY ROMANCE? Rated M, for...homicidal ponies. Duh.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Johnny C's Guide to Life by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
A wee handbook for the for the perplexed, by the perplexed! See Johnny's opinion on forgery, Show and Tell, and children!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Johnny C.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
One Last Performance by Uzumaki-sama reviews
They told him it would be an easy job. They lied. [Demyx] Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Demyx, Sora - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Dib's Mom Lives on Pluto by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Now, I've seen alot of reasons for Dib's mom never appearing in the shows. So, I decided to make a list of reasons for why she is never in the shows myself. BEHOLD!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Dib - Complete
Unlikely Hero by Invader Aqua reviews
One night was all it took to bring them together. Now, having saved the human, Zim discovers a side of her he never knew existed. ZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
My Little Psycho: The Friendship Ball Slayings by CorpseyCamel reviews
Rainbow Swirl gets spooky homicidal super powers, and murders all of the ponies in another fun story of My Little Psycho! Go on, read it...you know you want to!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
The Trial by Phoenix Skyborne reviews
The script of the episode that never was presented in story format. I wrote this in an attempt to 'flesh it out'. It's much more than just dialogue, people.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Zim, Purple, Red, Gir - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Unexpected by rissydoll reviews
They had never expected it to happen like this. [You really should have noticed.] Had never really expected it to happen at all. [You are her best friends, after all.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Asano Keigo by Pisces reviews
How do normal humans deal with Hollows? Unfortunately for Keigo, not very well.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Keigo A.
My Little Psycho: Battle of the Balloons by CorpseyCamel reviews
It was supposed to be an ordinary day in Ponyville. But when ponies with homicidal urges constantly annoy each other, nothing goes as planned. Rated M for violence, and language!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Selective Memory by storyinmypocket reviews
Alphonse Elric has a pet monster to tell him stories... But he's forgotten more than he knows. Set after the end of the series. Very AU. Warning for Crazy!Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Alphonse E., Roy M. - Complete
Happy Noodle Boy for the Masses by SomeKindofIdiot reviews
Something completely unrelated to anything. It's Happy Noodle Boy for the Masses.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
My Little Psycho: Fluttershy Snaps by CorpseyCamel reviews
All Fluttershy wanted was to go to the rehearsal at the Dance Studio, and perform in a duet. But soon, she chips a hoof, and...you know what that means! Violence, Gore, and Swearing, oh my!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Broken Memories by J. Marguerite reviews
In a twist of fate, Johnny ends up having to take in the daughter of one of his victims. Now, along with trying to get on with his own life, he is forced to bring a sevenyearold girl along with him. Unfinished as of yet. Chapter eighteen is up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004
A Light within the Darkness by The Maiden of Light reviews
Squee's parents hire a kind girl named Rose to be his babysitter. What will happen when she has to get used to encountering a crazy murderous nextdoor neighbor? And what does Johnny have to say about her? Completed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,252 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
Haunted House by Ominous-Shadow reviews
Skool trips are meant to be fun...but the location was nothing less than terrifying: A haunted house; where something, somewhere, yearns for blood. Craves the game of death and the smell of fear. Once the house is entered the only way out is death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,538 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The New Neighbor by QOTSAfreak reviews
Swearing and the usual bloody Nny violence. Squee and Nny get a new neighbor. She might possibly be insane... but meh...(Grins horribly) remember the wall? Something more evil has taken its place. Review please.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004
A Very Spoooky Halloween by TheExitDoor reviews
Squee wants to go out trick-or-treating. Johnny thinks it's safer if he goes with him. COMPLETE.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Total Annihilation by Daily Prophet reviews
Zim asks the Tallest for an accomplice, and they send him the insane Courtney. Zim thinks he likes Courtney, but then...strange stuff happens. Dib gets angry. Tak is angry. Gaz is angry. Zim is confused. Gir wants a taco. FINISHED
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Challenge: To Make Dialogue Happen reviews
I challenge you, fellow writers, to use the first line of lyrics on a random song as the first line of dialogue for a short drabble-type, er, thing. Take a peek at my own attempt at a challenge I, the great Lost, created! And most of all, enjoy writing!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki
Project: C A L A M I T Y reviews
A humorous collection of crack-filled oneshots and drabbles; each chapter inspired by a completely random title given by... absolutely anyone and anything, including random title generators. All characters, all situations, all completely random. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
A Little Out of Context reviews
In which cats don't land on their feet, real men wear fishnet, pants are essential but often forgotten, and six-year-olds try to figure out which end of the knife goes in the enemy: The previous generation, and why they aren't talked about that much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Itachi U., Hana I.
Cut Me Deeply reviews
There is a lesson to be taught, and the students are less than ready. Not everyone survives Jigsaw's games. Beware, reader - If you dislike the thought of your favourite characters tking part, then stop reading now... Still here? Good. Let the game begin.
Crossover - Death Note & Saw - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
Necrophysic reviews
-"It worked, Brother! You're here in my arms now - and on the walls and floor and bedrolls, but most of you is here and they can nevernevernever take you away from me again . . ." .:I'm experimenting with formatting, so criticism is welcome:.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010
Whatever Could Go Wrong reviews
If the Hunger Games movie were played by the Naruto cast . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/20/2010
Melons reviews
How Tsunade managed to affix a pair to her chest, and why Orochimaru is a pedophile. Oneshot, gen, mild crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Paper Spiders reviews
Murders at Wammy's House have begun, and Near is forced to investigate. But the truth of it is so much worse than he had imagined... And the outcome is more than just a little scary. *Possible NearxOC in future* .:Overdue for a rewrite:.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Near
Bloody Mist reviews
Graduation is a major turning point in any ninja's life, but the Mist Village used to do things very differently. Blood coats the air around you and being merciful is for the weak; those that snap are the lucky ones. They survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kisame H.
We're Not Normal, Are We? reviews
I found them. Or, they found me. I'm not sure who... or what... they are. But they say I'll be like them soon. And I'm not sure if that's a good thing. .:DISCONTINUED?:. I really liked the idea, but my motivation was lost somewhere along the way.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Matt, BB
Catching Mom reviews
Something strange is going on at Wammy's, and 10yr old Nate Rivers seems to be the target. Now he and the other orphans are trapped between an inescapable maze and the ghost of something terrible... Will they make it out alive? *Not for the faint-hearted*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Near, Matt
Blood On The Walls reviews
They are trapped in a deteriorating city, plagued by the voices that make them who they are. No one is safe, in body or in mind, from the pain they inflict. There is no escape from this nightmare that haunts them all... It is kill or be killed now.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Please Let Me Give Up reviews
Just an Arena oneshot I thought up while playing. Very gruesome, and very morbid. Don't like blood, don't read.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
Fear My Spork reviews
Stealth alone just doesn't cut it. If that's the case, then how did Foxface do it? Well, she had one more attribute that is widely lacked in Panem: Insanity. Most crumble under its weight, whereas she had embraced it and twisted it into something... fun.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Here We Stand reviews
In the wake of Earth's destruction at the hands of the Armada, Dib and Gaz make their final defiance. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Dib, Gaz