Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
who am i? a nobody that loves to read
i love twilight!!
i dont believe in love and i think love only happens in books
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account,
. im an orange belt in taekwondo and fanfiction is my secret obbession. i play the clarinet.
music: my favorite band is plain white ts! i also love paramore taylor swift shinedown uncle kracker bob marley and lots more
favorite songs: i'd lie, you belong with me, follow me, down, secound chance, im a gummy bear(lol) decode, thats what you get, what if, radios in heaven, write you a song, fifteen, and lots more.
Ever since my friend told me about one story i got like hooked on this website. my favorite story on here is another chance!! i will stay up till like 3 or 4 in the morning.
ME AND MY FRIENDS...were the ones that luagh at the stupidest shit, make fun of blondes even though were that stupid too, running down the road yelling rape just to freak people out, walking up to strangers asking for hi fives, laugh in dead silence at stuff that happened years ago, luaghing a stuff so hard juice came out of your nose, starting fights at the mall, beating up guy cuz there like almost freakin raping you, yelling honk if your horny at 18 wheelers, playing with the high school band at a football game,play fighting till someone gets hurt, luaghing and making fun of the couples making out in the bck of the movie theatre, making movies that are hilarious, rating the guyss walking down the street, textin at 3 in the morning just o piss them off, setting there phone alarm at 2am and make it loud just to get them pissed, sneek out of movie theatres so our cuz are moms are at the front thinking were at sears, watching movies at sears, quote the stupidest stuff from movies,
i have three dogs a ugly spoiled pug named piglet and im almost positive her hobby is annoying the crap out of me.
i also have a mini pin name lil man(thats my baby!)
i have a domberman too. she had cancer and died in november of last year. she tried so hard to fight it and i wished i could of helped her. i spent night sleeping on the floor so she could take my bed. i hope your in a better place now pandora!!
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i have one sister, a mom that doesnt give a shit, a dad who gave me away and thinks im gonna turn out like my mom, and a stepdad that feels giulty cuz of what his brother did 2 me. yeah my life sucks but it could be worse.
A Girl asked her boyfriend;
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Would you choose me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
30 Things I have learned from Twilight
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.
╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When:
1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class
2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?"
3)You've got a built in Volvo radar
4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire"
5) You've written a fanfiction.
6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in.
7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived.
8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays.
9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough!
10) Your friends make you a Twilightscrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like.
If Tylenol, duct tape, and band aids can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile(Try 450 pg + book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.
If you have your own little world copy this into your profile (mine is Twilight related! ;-) )
If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile. (Now it will just say :you know the drill)
If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you, you know the drill.
If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman...(and possibly man), you know the drill.
You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra' to your computer's dictionary, if you've done this, you know the drill.
If you're absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward, from the Twilight series, you know the drill.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then what is the opposite of 'progress'?
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
are yhu stoned
yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.
sarcasm; my anti drug.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
i speak fluent sarcasm.
bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.
Twilight is like crack, only better.!
fall down again bella?
twilight; the reason girl acroos the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampiress
whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden i look around for jasper.
you havent read twilgiht.! yhu fail at life.!
i am a twilightaholic.
A Twilight Survey:
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Next. XD Any but not New Moon- always makes me cry.
How long did it take you to read the books?
Twilght- 2 days. New Moon - About 5 days. i got too depressed XD. Eclipse - 3 hours. Breaking Dawn - 2 1/2 Days.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
i borrowed the first three and bought breaking dawn. my stepdad wouldnt buy allof them since i already read them. so i just got them when i turned 13
What's your dream ending to the series?
Oooh. I'm Happy With How It Ended. except that jake should of been with like leah. the pev went after the baby
Who is your favourite character?
Who's your favourite vampire?
Edward/ Alice/esme/rose/ Carlisle/ emmett/bella/jasper
Who is your favourite werewolf?
Seth - Definately.
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
twilight when edward tells bella its breakfast time and she gasps and covers her neck as a joke
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires - Obviously.
How did you first find out about the movie?
my reading teacher
Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!
If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.
Edward Cullen: Hotter, Spicier, and Sexier than you since 1901
I have read Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse more than 8 times...wow I love those flaming books... and I'm Team Edward 100 percent!
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
LOL LOL LOL
"Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!"
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
“Love is like playing the piano, first you must learn to play by the rules, then you forget the rules and play from your heart.” unknown
“I don't forgive people because I’m weak, I forgive them because I am strong enough to know, people make mistakes” unknown
“They laugh because I am different but I laugh because they are the same.” unknown
“In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.” unknown
"Every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning." unknown
“Fall down again, Bella?”
“But I’m a werewolf, and he’s a vampire,”
“I hate you Jacob Black.” Bella
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
That is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, for i have attempted this many times before.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (Dirty, I know)
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
this is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line :)
Random Funny Junk (well it's funny to me)
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or emmett lol)
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Pointless Things to Copy and Paste into your Profile!
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.
My name is sarah
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?