Hello peoples, creatures, and weirdos of the net! I found this place through another fan site, . When I saw the comments here I decided to post my fan fictions here too.

-Breaking News-

Current: October 9, 1:21 p.m./ Chapter 3 Friend or Fiend. Ok as an explanation to why I haven't been posting is that I recently introduced my little sister to fanfiction so now she is both reading and writing it. I'm kinda too scared to get in her way so instead of using the computer with my doucuments on it, I'm using my older sister's computer. That wouldn't be a problem except that her's doesn't have Word Document. :P Oh well. But I am still practicing my writing so I might be coming out with a short story for Danny Phantom soon. Maybe. K Bye. :D

Old: August 13, 4:35 p.m./ I did it! The first chapter of Friend or Fiend is finally up! So please review so my self-confidence doesn't shatter into a million little pieces... again... REVIEW!!

June 29, 4:26 p.m./ Ok, an update on my story Friend or Fiend. I have about four chapters worth written already but I do this annoying thing where I go back and add something I forgot or thought it would be good there. As soon as I get over that and get my sister to proof-read it I'll post it. So hang in there!

March 4, 7:40 p.m./ I just posted my first ever cross-over plainly named Songfic for Stone Cold Revenge because I wasn't creative enough to actually think of a better one. I listed it as a TNBC/Corpse Bride cross because it's based on the song "Remains of the Day". On another note sorry that Friend or Fiend isn't even close to being up yet due to plot line issues and school testing. Dont' pressure me! *runs of maniacaly screaming*

December 18, 1:19 p.m./ Forgot to say. Stone Cold Revenge is done! Finished! Complete! And the next fanfic is called Friend or Fiend. Not up yet but I'm working on it.

August 1, 5:42 p.m./ I was looking through my old stories and found a small one shot for Lilo and Stitch. I was bored so I decided to post it. Read if you want, I don't really expect anyone to review so no pressure. Oh, and still working on the next chapter of Stone Cold Revenge so don't worry about it.

July 22, 10:10 pm./ New chapter up, sorry it took a while but I'll explain why in the author's note.

?/At long last my new chapter is up and ready for reading! Please review if you're still out there!

-Info-

Gender: Female

Age: Wouldn't you like to know! ;P

Species: Human, as far as the CIA is concerned. (shifty eyes)

Mental Status: Sane. For now...

Favorite Foods (in no particular order):Steak, bacon, pastrami, my Nana's beans, pizza with no vegetables or pineapples on it, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, baked potato soup, brisket, ribs, tri-tip, and other assorted meats.

Favorite Movies:The Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, all of the Lilo and Stitch movies, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Up, Castle in the Sky, and My Nieghbor Totoro.

Favorite Shows: Leverage!!, Bones, Ghost Whisperer, The Penguins of Madagascar, Death Note, Code Gegas, Full Metal Alchemist, and Pokemon.

FAVORITE PLAY OF ALL TIME: !!WICKED!! Tim Burton needs to make it into a movie!!

Favorite Music Genres: Rock, Pop, Emo, some Metal, a little Techno, and Country.

Favorite Bands: Green Day, Evanescence, Dropkick Murphys, and The All-American Rejects!

Theory: To me writing fan fictions is a key part in my mental health. My theory is that if you don't use creativity every now and again it gets stored in your brain until you use it. So if I didn't have an outlet for it I'm afraid I'll break into song during Health class or something. The horror! So instead of singing off key to "Jack's Lament", I use my creativity to make cool fan fiction or doodle some cool drawing when I'm not near a computer.

Quotes:

"If you say something to me and I don't respond it's because: A. I'm trying to ignore you. -OR- B. The voices in my head haven't stopped arguing about what I should say yet." ~animal-luver8153

“If it’s not of this world: IT IS MINE!"
-Ed (From "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" "X Marks the Ed")

"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts." ~Unknown

'Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.' ~John Kenneth Galbraith

Weird stuff my sister tells me when she gets home from school:

"Don't judge a book by it's movie."

"You can't spell Twincest without Win in it." Vocaliod referance.

"If life gives you lemons, keep them, hey free lemons."

"Imagine you are in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?... Stop imagining!"

"It's what's inside that counts. So when you meet someone, check their spleen."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone." AN: I say burn calories, frown.

"Taste the rainbow- EAT CRAYONS!"

"Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"My teacher said i was a good thunker."

"Don't worry that the world is going to end today, it's already tommorow in Australia!"

"RAWR! Means I love you in dinasaur."

"If God hadn't meant us to eat animals, He would not have made them out of FOOD!!"

Hello people! Im the famous sister that animal-luver8153 writes about ChristinaF1234!!

I am also her editer and critic and one of the charaters in her story. IM THE REASON HER STORIES ARE AWESOME!! jk jk :)

but yea she doesnt know i wrote this and i hope she wont find it soon but read my stories if you LOVE VOCALIOD! that is all k? bai!! :D

Stuff I stole off of other people's/not-quite-human's profiles (you are also free to copy from me):

Traffic cops are like ninjas, you don't see them until it's too late.

I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.

Life sucks then you die

Silence is golden, duck tape is silver

People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.

Scientifically, it should be impossible for bees to fly because thier wings are too small for thier fat little bodies. Bees fly anyway, because they really don't care what we think is impossible.

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

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The Four truths of life:

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time

2. All idiots, after reading number one will try it

3. And find out number one is a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot

Author's Note: (I fell for it) XD

Ways to reject a guy:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

~If you find this incredibly cute, touching, and a little bit sappy, copy and paste it into your profile.~

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, VampireMistressNurico, emerald and onyx (onyx), animal-luver8153

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reveiws, paste this in your profile.

If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Razgriz Leader, emerald and onyx (onyx), animal-luver8153

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (A/N mine has stain-glass windows. ;D)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Fun Name Game-thingy

1. Your real name: Marisa

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):
Ramaixs

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle" :
Marizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal):
Blue Wolf

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on):
Maria Corona

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):
Farma

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink):
Black Sprite

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents):
Elvira Elizabeth

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):
Black Piper

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo" :
Mariflow

11. Your Couple Name (The first 3 letters of your Crush and the first 3 Letters of your name):
MarMar

12. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your first name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ):
MarMarFari

13.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end):
CrazyLeverageBonesPokemonLady