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Joined 05-09-09, id: 1928729, Profile Updated: 10-27-14
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Bleach, Fairy Tail, X-Men: Evolution, and Inuyasha.

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I'm a dreamer of sorts and a mild sadist I can't stand weak wimpy character's like Bellatard, Orihime, Elena and the likes. I appreciate strong independent women like Yoruichi, Bulma and Erza.

My favorite characters would have to be Vegeta, Trunks, Byakuya Kuchiki, Yoruichi, Urahara (That perverted old geezer is awesome), Roronoa Zoro, Laxus Dreyar, Gajeel Redfox, Gray Fullbuster, Cana Alberona, Erza Scarlet, Lisanna Strauss and Toshiro Hitsugaya.

I don't like fluff but I appreciate lemons and hope my lemony offerings keep improving.

I like Fairy Tail and even though I'm working on a Lucy Laxus fic I secretly can't stand Lucy! She's a complete knock off of the EPICALLY AWESOME Nami. So Screw you for that one Hiro, that and Gildarts or should I call him Shanks?

I don't have a problem with Yuri but I draw the line at bestiality (Which is why I took down Lemon Zest - people kept asking for sexy scenes with Komamura... Um NO you freaks)

My love for animation started with the X-Men back in the 90's - in my mind that was the greatest version of the X-Men series to date mostly because Rogue was still badass and not some watered down emo version. Rogue and Gambit were my ideal since then, hopefully, I find the Gambit to my Rogue someday :D

Pairings I can't stand!!

Wolverine x Jean Grey (Frankly I can't stand Jean with anyone she's plain annoying and Wolvy is far too awesome)

Ichigo x Orihime (I hope all you Ichihime tards choke one day and die with Princess freak she's like a female Edward Cullen she watched him sleep and tried to take advantage of him - stalker much?)

Byakuya x Rangiku (Just no, the drunk and the noble so not happening)

Kon x Rukia (Maybe in an alternate universe where Rukia is actually a Rabbit)

Natsu x Lucy (I've had it with this NaLu crap - Natsu is very much immature personally I like Natsu and Erza, Lucy is a Nami knock off she can never be the original)

Luffy x Nami (LuNa - not happening. They're like siblings! Nami should be with Law or Sanji)

Juvia x Gray (He's just too awesome for her, she's crazy and belongs in a nut house)

Damon x Elena x Stefan (WTF!!!! We've already had Bellatard, Edwierdo and Jacob! Why do we need a replay where Eddie and Jake are brothers?)

Bonnie x Jeremy (Why because BAMON)

Komamura x ANYONE (You sick sick bastards)

Zoro x Tashigi (Just no - she's annoying and he needs someone with a little more fire.)

My favorite pairings

Ichigo x Rukia You're blind if you can't see this one; their dynamic is very much like Isshin and Masaki and Kaien and his wife (whatever her name was)

Hitsugaya x Karin Kubo should burn in hell for not developing Karin further, Ichigo turns emo without Rukia around. Karin would have been much more interesting anyway; these two are way too cute together and before you start about Momo; Toshiro views her as an older sister even though she probably still has the hots for Aizen and might be carrying the anti christ.

Yoruichi x Isshin I love crack

Zoro x Nami Frankly I think she's been boning him since he saved her from Buggy the clown

Sanji x Nami Cause as much as I like Zoro with Nami he could do so much better

Law x Nami I love crack - I think I said it before

Damon x Bonnie These two are so much alike; they're like different sides of the same coin - Elena should die

Caroline x Klaus He NEEDS her, she's the light in his dark dark world

Elijah x Katherine She became evil due to circumstance give the woman some happiness damnit! Elena is too Bella I don't get why they don't just kill her boring ass off.

Gambit x Rogue These 2 are made for each other

Storm x Wolverine She's the only one who can keep him on a leash

Emma x Scott Because Jean should die

Lisanna x Natsu They are cute together

Lisanna x Rogue Rogue just fits with her

Lisanna x Gray my new OTP - they a re so cool together

Erza x Laxus I'm sure I mentioned my love of crack

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Unconventional Unions by Truthfulpen reviews
An unconventional meeting leaves an unforgettable impression on two Shinigami. She's insufferably outspoken, and he's detestably arrogant. They can't stand each other but find themselves oddly interested in one another. Drama, blackmail, plotting and vengeance color the relationship of the unlikely pair. Main pairing: Byakuya x Karin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,053 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Karin K., Byakuya K.]
Chasing the Moon by Elle917 reviews
AU. Sequel to Phases of the Moon. Ten years after graduating from the Academy, Yuzu and Karin are established shinigami in their squads, and things are going great. But when an old enemy resurfaces, the peace Soul Society has enjoyed will be shattered, and the Kurosakis will find themselves in the heart of another war. IchiRuki, HitsuKarin, ByaYuzu. (Somewhat Yuzu-centric).
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 253,452 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Yuzu K., Byakuya K.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] - Complete
Movies They Can't Do Together! by kazumiXheartless reviews
Their back and now tackling a bigger thing. Movies!
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012
Shows they can't do together! by kazumiXheartless reviews
Putting Stefan and Damon in different shows to see how they act.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 351,302 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
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Warlock reviews
Set 20 years after BD. The world is no longer the same. Supernatural creatures (Supes) have come into the light and the human population is in decline. The Magik council led by Jacob Black is charged with bringing order to this new dark world. Bedward and Nessie bashing. No actual pairings. Just my minds ramblings. Stephanie Meyer owns her Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1 - Edward, Jacob, Leah
Growing Pains reviews
Tired of being looked at as the poor girl who lost Natsu, Lisanna jumps at the opportunity to be Ever's stand in for the Raijinshu. Finally able to escape her over protective siblings, our lovely Lisanna can blossom on her own. With Laxus and Bickslow it's bound to be a riot. Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima. CanSlow, LaxZa :D
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,519 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Laxus D., Erza S.] Lisanna S., Cana A.
Breathe reviews
Mira dies during child birth after she is forced to use her powers when a dark guild tries to capture her leaving behind a shattered Laxus and ill child. "It hurts to breathe without her." "Then learn to breathe for her." Lucy said handing the squirming bundle. Takes place 5 years after GMG. Ignoring the Eclipse gate (it sucks). Gajeel Erza pairing experiment included. Rating - MA
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Laxus D., Lucy H.] [Lisanna S., Gray F.]
Beneath the Mask reviews
Lucy and Natsu finally get together; Lisanna, is hurt but being the bigger person decides to take time off and find herself. She meets a new dragon slayer and finds herself along the way. Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail, I own Myshka and Ryk – not Yuri. Was LaLi... now LaLu and NaLi (Had a change of heart)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,790 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Laxus D., Natsu D.
Vengeance reviews
Sometimes revenge becomes a raging fire that consumes all… I do not own X-men. This story is inspired by Untouchable Hexing Witch's 'Rebellious hearts'. Contains situations that deal with substance abuse, prostitution, homosexuality, rape and murder. M
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie] [Pyro, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.]
Against The Tide reviews
Bonnie and Damon return to the world of the living after repeating the same day over and over again for months on end; they return to find that the world has moved on without them. Looking to start anew they both head to New Orleans and run into our favorite Original family. With both Mikael and Ester back what will our bickering twosome come up with to save the supernatural world
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.] [Caroline F., Klaus]
The secrets we keep reviews
Bonnie and Damon return to Mystic Falls together having lived on the other side for a decade (no Kai). Bonnie ups and leaves one night without a word to anyone to move to NOLA. What happens when Damon and Elena turn up on Klaus's doorstep to undo Elena's compulsion and find a little blue eyed boy called Damian mothered by Bonnie who looks too much like Damon for Elena's liking?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Bonnie B., Damon S.] [Caroline F., Klaus]
The Stefan Files reviews
Silas doesn't come back after Bonnie kills him and herself when she resurrects Jeremy. Stefan leaves Mystic Falls only to return 20 years later with a sorceress and a relationship with the Mikaelsons. With a new darkness surrounding him and an unforgiving attitude how will Damon cope with trying to reconnect with his brother? Major Elena bashing :D I own nothing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014
Unexpected reviews
"Bring them back to life Sessho", the dark haired woman sighed as InuYasha crouched protectively over the bodies of his friends. "We won't hurt you" she said in a soft almost maternal voice. "Who are you, what are you doing with Sesshomaru?" InuYasha growled. "I'm his sister Ai"… I don't own InuYasha, if I did Kikyo would have died much earlier she's just too depressing…
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshomaru, OC
Dark reviews
Lisanna is attacked while on a mission with Lucy; enraged, Lucy joins Laxus and the Raijinshu to track down the rapists and deliver justice; while discovering new love, friendships and the strength to conquer their inner demons. "Fairy Tail" and its characters belong to Hiro Mashima. LaxLu and other pairings my mind concocts – slight Juvia bashing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,639 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.] Lisanna S. - Complete
Bonnie's Gambit reviews
Damon dies saving Bonnie from Kai. Unable to cope with his loss Bonnie sacrifices herself to go back in time and save Damon. The fates have other plans and Bonnie goes too far back to the day Stefan came to town. On the verge of death she leaves Damon's fate to her younger self. Yes there will be Klaroline . All characters belong to LJ Smith and CW.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bonnie B., Caroline F., Damon S., Klaus
Trolling with Grimmjow reviews
Join Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez on his very own talk show where he'll be; you guessed it, trolling well known TV shows, movies, other anime shows and well just about anything he wants to troll. He'll be joined by other Bleach cast members but of course the blue kitty cat is the star of the show. I own none of the characters in this fic, I simply enjoy using them. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Grimmjow J.
Breach reviews
Rogue makes her way to New Orleans seeking Gambit's protection. How will Gambit handle his upcoming nuptials along with his increasing attraction to a now powerless Rogue? How will Logan react to finding out his daughter has taken refuge with the Ragin Cajun? First X-Men fic. Set 3 years after "Cajun Spice". I'm not great with accents or French so forgive me.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie] Wolverine/Logan, Mystique/Raven D.
Shake, Rattle and Roll reviews
When Head Captain Yamamoto decides to go on a retreat he shuffles around the Gotei 13 in the hopes of having a more proactive court guard squad in his absence. He also recruits the Kurosaki family, forcibly bringing out part of Isshin's past to his children in his quest to bring the lost branch of the Shiba family back into the Seretei fold and strengthen the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Ichigo K., Isshin K., Yuzu K., Karin K.
Stamon Talks reviews
A talk show hosted by Damon and Stefan the idea alone spells disaster. I don't own any characters or guests they are purely the work of other people.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Damon S., Stefan S.
What Byakuya Knows
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or it's characters. Tite Kubo does. Byakuya ponders over the meaning of 'Home'
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Byakuya K. - Complete
When the Eagle calls reviews
This is a sister story to my Fic 'When the Bough Breaks' and follows Allie Serendipity Blacks life after her separation from her parents and growing up with the Treacles. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
When the bough breaks reviews
My second fanfic. Leah falls in love with Jacob even though he has imprinted on Nessie aka demon spawn. She decides to leave La Push, the Packs and The Cullen's alone but a mistake of Jakes materializes and someone needs to take responsibility.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 106,989 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Jacob and Leah The odd couple reviews
This takes place right after Edward sends Jacob the wedding invitation at the end of eclipse when Jacob starts to run away
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,236 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete