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Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, House, M.D., and Life on Mars.

I have an IQ of 133 which is pretty good considering the adult average is 100 and I'm barely 15. I'm a Glaswegian (technically, but due to bad judgement on my mother's part I've been stuck in the Highlands since I was 6) and the furthest I've ever been was two weeks in Holland when I was 3 (I haven't even been to England before. Sad , isn't it?)

I like:

Comedy (British comedy, like Blackadder, A Bit of Fry And Laurie, Porridge (but i haven't seen a lot of those) The monty Python movies but not flying circus, Fawlty Towers, The two Ronnies etc.)

Panel shows (which are sort of comedys/quiz shows like Have I got News For You, QI, Mock The Week, Never Mind The Buzzcocks etc.)

Doctor Who (It's really well written)

The New adaption of Sherlock Holmes from Stephen Moffat Sherlock (Have you seen it? It's fantastic. I wish there were more of them.)

American Dramas (Bones, House, Chuck, and Lie To Me)

Rangers (the Scottish football team because my dad likes them)

Blue (Britain's favourite colour apparently)

Pointless facts (My speciality. Did you know uncopywritable is the only 15 letter word that does not repeat any of it's letters?)

I dislike:

The Weather (Public Enemy No.1)

Reality TV shows (I refuse on principle to watch the X - Factor, Britain's Got Talent, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, or anything like that.)

People who say somfink instead of something (It is really annoying)

Dundee (and Perth, but specifically Dundee for no actual reason)

People (in general, they talk too much and take a long time to grow up)

Fake Horoscopes (my dad studies proper Astrology and astrological charts, and it's a lot more accurate than the generic nonsense you get in newspapers and stuff. If anyone says it doesn't work, I've got statistical reports going back to the turn of the century saying you're wrong. Some are in french too!)

My dream is to build a time machine and kill most of the people who invented things I don't like. Ice skating, hills and pc games that take up too much memory are the ones that comes to mind, but there are others I can't remember just now.

Also to become either a photographer, a psycologist or Prime Minister, I haven't really decided yet.

Fave Quotes

Dr. House: Start counting.
The patient takes his pulse
Dr. House: How many?
Patient: 26.
Dr. House: Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.
A moment passes, and nothing happens
Dr. House: You suck at math.

Dr. Foreman: You hide drugs in a lupus textbook?
Dr. House: It's never lupus.

Dr. House: Don't go towards the light! You'll fall and break your hip.


Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. -Blackadder

Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary.

He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition. -Blackadder


Oh, (you're) German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you!
- Basil Fawlty

This is an ex-parrot!
John Cleese (the guy who played Basil Fawlty except this was from flying circus, which I know I said I didn't like but the sketch it's in is just so funny, especially when it goes into the lumberjack song)


"Excuse me, have you seen this man?"
"I think he was in here last Thursday. Look at those eyes, what's he done? Chopped someone up or something?"
"Interesting... this is a picture of the speaker of the US House of Representatives Newt Gingrich."
Pause "Really? In our cafe? Gosh!"- Jonathon Creek


"You're Mister Thick Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's your dad." - The Doctor

"They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine."-The Doctor

"It's either "Romana" or "Fred." -Fourth Doctor

"Chap with the wings there -- five rounds rapid"- The Brigadier


"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one morning."
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
"Well, it's hardly my fault that everyone chose that morning to throw themselves off buildings! Made the papers, you know. 'Lemming Sunday', they called it."

- Rimmer & Lister

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"- Ace Rimmer

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who annoy me.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, and only 4 to stretch your arm out and punch the * telling you to cheer up in the face.

Reading over this, I realise this makes me sound like a passive aggresive nutter. I really wish I could say that wasn't true.

100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie reviews
Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
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Mistaken Identity reviews
The Master is mistaken for Sam Tyler, so naturally The Master tries to use it to his full advantage. T because of a swear word here and there, but really tame. Needs a new title, but can't be helped. Mild slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,266 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - The Master
Doctor,Doctor House reviews
Uhhh... hi. I'm new. I like House and Doctor Who so I decided to begin with a crossover. The doctor is dragged off course by a energy spike coming from a teaching hospital in New Jersey...
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete