Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, House, M.D., and Life on Mars.
I have an IQ of 133 which is pretty good considering the adult average is 100 and I'm barely 15. I'm a Glaswegian (technically, but due to bad judgement on my mother's part I've been stuck in the Highlands since I was 6) and the furthest I've ever been was two weeks in Holland when I was 3 (I haven't even been to England before. Sad , isn't it?)
Comedy (British comedy, like Blackadder, A Bit of Fry And Laurie, Porridge (but i haven't seen a lot of those) The monty Python movies but not flying circus, Fawlty Towers, The two Ronnies etc.)
Panel shows (which are sort of comedys/quiz shows like Have I got News For You, QI, Mock The Week, Never Mind The Buzzcocks etc.)
Doctor Who (It's really well written)
The New adaption of Sherlock Holmes from Stephen Moffat Sherlock (Have you seen it? It's fantastic. I wish there were more of them.)
American Dramas (Bones, House, Chuck, and Lie To Me)
Rangers (the Scottish football team because my dad likes them)
Blue (Britain's favourite colour apparently)
Pointless facts (My speciality. Did you know uncopywritable is the only 15 letter word that does not repeat any of it's letters?)
The Weather (Public Enemy No.1)
Reality TV shows (I refuse on principle to watch the X - Factor, Britain's Got Talent, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, or anything like that.)
People who say somfink instead of something (It is really annoying)
Dundee (and Perth, but specifically Dundee for no actual reason)
People (in general, they talk too much and take a long time to grow up)
Fake Horoscopes (my dad studies proper Astrology and astrological charts, and it's a lot more accurate than the generic nonsense you get in newspapers and stuff. If anyone says it doesn't work, I've got statistical reports going back to the turn of the century saying you're wrong. Some are in french too!)
My dream is to build a time machine and kill most of the people who invented things I don't like. Ice skating, hills and pc games that take up too much memory are the ones that comes to mind, but there are others I can't remember just now.
Also to become either a photographer, a psycologist or Prime Minister, I haven't really decided yet.
Dr. House: Start counting.
Dr. Foreman: You hide drugs in a lupus textbook?
Dr. House: Don't go towards the light! You'll fall and break your hip.
Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. -Blackadder
Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary.
He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition. -Blackadder
Oh, (you're) German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you!
This is an ex-parrot!
"Excuse me, have you seen this man?"
"You're Mister Thick Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's your dad." - The Doctor
"They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine."-The Doctor
"It's either "Romana" or "Fred." -Fourth Doctor
"Chap with the wings there -- five rounds rapid"- The Brigadier
"I used to be in the Samaritans."
- Rimmer & Lister
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"- Ace Rimmer
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who annoy me.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, and only 4 to stretch your arm out and punch the * telling you to cheer up in the face.
Reading over this, I realise this makes me sound like a passive aggresive nutter. I really wish I could say that wasn't true.