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Author has written 5 stories for Fable, Half-Life, Elder Scroll series, and Thomas Was Alone.
Like my new picture? It's Dr.McNinja. A online comic I recently found through explodingdog.com
For anyone who is wondering why i deleted my half life 2 episode 3 story. I hated it. I went back and read it and... I hated everything about it. It was horrible and no different than a bunch of others. It even opened the same way! I'll rer-write it. I promise. Before August 31 you will have at least one brilliant original chapter about half life 3 from me. It's gonna be different (or, i hope it will be). And, the people that reviewed and favorited and said the story was good... why did you like it? Just wondering. Because if I found that story on here I wouldn't have read it. I wouldn't have reviewed or favorited it. I would've pretended it didn't exist. I"m not mad, just curios. So...why?
The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
did that work? Well anywho, the quiz percentages ( check link above) were as following: Gryfinndor-68 Ravenclaw- 64 hufflepuff- 73 Slytherin-35
Favorite color: turquoise
Favorite animal: Jellyfish or Hippogriff
Favorite movies: The Matrix, The Day After Tomorrow, The Mummy, Rocky, Lion King, WALL-E, Finding Nemo, Alladin, Atlantis The Lost Empire, Treasure Planet,
Favorite Bands/singers: The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, Jefferson Airplane,Lovin Spoonful, Electric Light Orchestra, Dispatch, Newsboys, State Radio,
Favorite music genre: Classic rock!
Least favorite music genre: country 'shivers'
Favorite video games: Half Life 2, Half Life 2 episode 1 and 2, (Have not played first one) Halo 3 (I can't finish the first and I don't own the second) ,Mirror's Edge (crossing fingers for getting it for my birthday!),Call of Duty:World at War (Dimitri is awesome), Crimson Skies: High Road To Revenge, Jade Empire (finished it 5 times), Star Wars Knights of The Old Republic (best game ever? yes),
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. ( I hate pink and I like to think if someone attacked me I would beat the poop out of them)
If you wish you were in a different world, copy this into your profile.
NOOO!! My computer deleted all my stuff!! That took forever to make!! NOO!! 'sob' WHY? WHY??
I guess I'll just have to re-make it :( Someday I'll get it all back hopefully...
NOOO! I.. I never finished Love, Stargirl because I had to return it to the library. I just read the summary of it on wikipedia and... NO! Stargirl must love Leo!! NO! WHY?
About me (though I know you don't care but, why not right?)
School average (grade): A
Age: maybe some day
Birthday: January 20th
Youtube account ( no camera=no vids) : purplecows7
Favorite youtube video (It's a mix of death cab and half life. Sweet right?) :Event:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2XMTLl1dM
Hi this is my very small new profile. My computer as you can see above deleted my months of scavenging copy and pastes and other funny things. sigh. Any way, I enjoy video games, reading, Watching various movies, hanging out with family and occasionally friends (It takes a lot to get me out of my house in the summer), and reading fan fiction. Check out my story. It's a little.. um.. mediocre? Is that the right word? I don't know. My favorites are a lot better so read them first.I'm gonna start doing those update things that have the date on them. This is my intro so it doesn't count. Enjoy :)
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If you could read that put it in your profile
I'm into theater and art so I must be homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (pish posh)
I'm by so I must think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a female gamer so I must be ugly or crazy. (sniff sniff... meany)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm a southerner so I must be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm a Wiccan so I must be a devil worshiping baby killer. ( I know someone who's Wiccan.)
I'm a Pagan so I must be a Satin worshiping hedonist. ( That is contradicting because the definition or Pagan is a person who does not serve the true God. So you admit you are serving the wrong God? What??)
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I must be a fanatic. (grrr...)
I'm into metal so I must be a wrist cutting emo.
I'm a good liar so I must be a actor/ actress. ( I wish )
I'm a black belt so I must always want to kick someone's butt. ( if only if only)
I'm a female black belt so I must be a lesbian. ( how does that connect?)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm french so I must be a homosexual.
I'm bohemian so I must be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. ( I love animals but burgers are oh so good. And oh so fine. lol)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie (hehe)
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a musician so I must not do anything with my life. ( I play clarinet... does that count?)
I'm GAY so I'm not into sports (That's the opposite of what I hear)
I'm a girl so I must know how to cook, clean, and shut up. ('gasp' How dare you!! I don't know any of those things!!)
I'm black so I must be on welfare.
I'm black so I must be in a gang.
I'm black so I must be in trouble with the law.
I'm black so I must be lazy.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm rich so I must be a conceited snob. ( Is anyone rich now a days?)
I'm arab so I must be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic. ( Someone actually said that to my brother. I'm Irish and proud of it! Well, part Irish mind you. I couldn't do a accent for my life.)
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz ( I love blond jokes. I know they aren't true but they're still so funny :D)
I'm a cheerleader so I must be a whore. ( I felt weird typing that word...)
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have a lot of guy friends so I must be dating them all. ( once again, meany.)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd ( I like school...)
I have green skin so I must be a witch. ( What? Who has green skin??)
I love rent so I must be a emo lesbian with aids. (What's rent?)
I associate with gays/lesbians there for I am one.
I wear glasses so I must be a nerd. ( my dad wears glasses. If you call him a nerd you are in trouble. If you knew what I knew you wouldn't mess with him. :D)
I'm Scottish so I must be a drunken cross dresser. ( omg I couldn't stop laughing...)
I don't use facebook so I must be a looser. ( ooh that hurt! I think I'm gonna cry! Oh dear!)
I'm Scottish so I must be ginger, stupid, alcoholic, eat haggis, wear a kilt and speak in a deep highland accent.
I'm GOOD AT SCHOOL so I must be a teacher's pet.
I'm old so I must be senile.
I wear trakies so I must be a ned. ( What are trakies and neds?)
I die my hair so I must be a goth or emo. ( I don't die my hair. I like it the way it is. Long and brown! Ya!)
I'm SMART so I MUST have no friends.
I DON'T HANG OUT WITH THE "POPULAR" CROWD so I MUST be a loser. (I hate the popular people at my school :P they aren't mean just... annoying.)
I read A LOT OF BOOKS so I MUST be a geek. ( I LOVE to read :D)
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST be rich, posh and snobby
I'm a GIRL so I MUST wear dresses and make-up all the time. ( Don't wear dresses or make up. Ever. Period.)
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a lesbian. ( 'shakes head sadly')
I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be an animal killing, wrist slitting emo ( Classic rock that is! I love rock n' roll!)
I'm black so I must like rap music.
I'm black so I must like basketball.
I'm muslim so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a Southerner so I must fancy my brother/sister/cousin. (..ew)
I'm a girl so I don't know how to drive. ( I made this one :D)
I don't SMOKE/DRINK/HAVE SEX UNDERAGED so I MUST be a loser and have no friends.
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. the ones that apply to me are underlined. Sometimes bolded as well.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
( this made me cry 5 times...)
" It means buckle up your seat belt Dorothy because Kansas is going bye bye." Cypher the Matrix
" He's gonna pop." Cypher the Matrix.
"May I share a realization with you. I was trying to categorize The human race and realized, you are not mammals. Mammals adapt with their environment and work with it. You however, go somewhere take it's resources and produce then go to another place when it dies. However, there is another organism that also follows this pattern. A disease. You are plague and we, are the antidote." Agent Smith the Matrix. I don't know why I like this quote so much :)
" Only the good die young" Me after I lost a good grape and found it squished on the ground under my chair 2 days later. haha.
"Dodge this." Trinity the Matrix.
"Holy Frappe!" sign on dinner
" That's blackmail!" " Correct." -Bones and some lawyer on well, Bones of course when lawyer made her kiss Booth under a mistle tow. Wicked funny :P.
"Dino's are gonna eat your face!" my friend and I :D
UPDATE 8/17/09: Is that the right date? I think it is... Any who Hiya I will wright some more of my story in the morning because little flies are swarming my computer and it's... 2:00 am. Good night tuck tight :D
UPDATE 8/18/09: um... I didn't write :P sorry I was working on school stuff. I have to make a math power point about stuff I learned last year. Sorry
UPDATE 8/19/09: hi... I'll write more today. But usually I get ideas to write after I play half life. My brother took the 360 to Mass for a couple days and now it's sitting in his room and he's at drivers ed so I gotta wait until he's home. And no I can't just go and get it.HE. WILL.KILL. ME. IF.I.GO.INTO.HIS.ROOM. Plain and simple. Sorry it will be back by tomorrow. Oh Yeah! I finished my school stuff :D
UPDATE 8/20/09: Hi still didn't write sorry. I was at the ocean all day :D I drank so much salt water my appendix (I think..) hurt! And my brother and I were throwing the wet sand/mud at each other :D So much fun! Also, I now how to make a Harry Potter face --> 8D ( =scar 8=glasses D=mouth) hehe
UPDATE 8/26/09: 'cough cough' um... sorry for not writing or updating. Know how I said I need to play Half Life first? I haven't been playing. I got Viva Pinata and I played it 24/7 for like three days. It isn't a baby game. It is seriously hard. And the worst part is no good cheat codes! I mean, what's the fun in that? Speaking of which I feel like playing right now... bye.
UPDATE 8/30/09:INSPIRATION HAS COME! WOOHOO! But.. it's for a one shot... So chapter comes soon one shot comes sooner. Over and out.
UPDATE 8/31/09: Today is the last day of summer :( I wrote a separate thing as you can see. I loved how it came out. Please read. you don't even need to review. Just.. read. Please. I am making a long chapter for you guys so don't complain about the time it's taking. If you want something good you got to wait for it to be made.
UPDATE 9/1/09: First day of school. ugh. Woke up at 5:11 by myself. I now take the bus at the same time as my sister and brother :) but, my friend is mad at me for not sitting with her. What a hypocrite. That's one of the reasons why I prefer summer over school. I have to go to bed in a half hour. I played Call of Duty World at War when I got home and now I'm here. So tired.
UPDATE 9/3/09: I hate gym. 80 minutes of running around and playing tag outside IN THE 90 DEGREE WEATHER!! WHAT THE HECK??grumble grumble. My brothers on the xbox so I'm here instead of playing Half Life searching for original ideas. Oh and guess what? The locker the school gave me DOES NOT EXIST!! I go to get it open and it's not there. I tell my teacher. He looks. Not there. So I'm sharing with my friend until they give me a new one.Ugh. Do you still blame me for not writing? Ah great. Now I have a headache!
UPDATE 9/4/09: Ugh a whole week of waking up early. I'm staying up late tonight watching movies with family and then sleeping in tomorrow. Mmmm I love three day weekends :D
UPDATE 9/?/09: BRRR it's cold!! I'm shivering. I've been playing skateboarding games the last couple of days. I'm not that good and my brother makes fun of me (He hates skateboarding game. Probably 'cause he's jealous of my skills and doesn't want to embarrass himself :D) I am still having fun. I'm stuck at Tony Hawk's Underground and my eyes are bloodshot so my sister won't let me play more of Tony Hawk's American wasteland. I'm bored but not tired. What to do what to do. Watch youtube videos!! Yay!! Bye sleep... nicely ... that doesn't sound right... whatever.
UPDATE 9/12/09: Inspiration! I've been playing Crimson Skies high road to revenge instead of Half Life though. But somehow I still got a idea... weird. Gym is killing me. Me knees are sore along with my ankles, my arms, my back, pretty much everything. and I still have like 30 something days of gym! Gosh. Bye
UPDATE 9/15/09: I got an idea. For a one shot. It hurts to move my arm straight above my head. I'm working on unit fractions in mat. I have no idea what's going on. I'm confused and I don't get it. I know what I'm suppose to do, I just can't do it.
UPDATE 9/26/09 : Hi... school is fine. I got the flu last weekend. I still have a stuffy nose from it. I think it was the swine flu. I still kinda feel sick. I had a dream I got detention for falling asleep in math. I posted a chapter on both of my stories Bye I got to do chores. Have a nice weekend.
UPDATE 9/30/09: I just finished fable 2 and picked the family choice... I can't find her. Where's Rose? I want to see her. Not until fable 3 though. I can't wait :)
UPDATE 10/9/09: Sorry for not talking to you guys. Between finishing fable 2 3 times in a week and school I've been... busy. I'm sorry if I haven't responded to your reviews. I haven't checked my email in three weeks. Bye then.
UPDATE 10/17/09: I haven't updated in forever sorry. Last night I watched Where The Wild Things Are. I cried twice. It's depressing scary and a little funny but not much. I loved the book. I read it everyday in kindergarten. I think. Gym is going better. I still can't do a normal push up...
UPDATE 10/21/09: I am sick again. I puked an hour ago. Ugh. Nothing is ever on tv. HELP ME!! THE BORDEM!! THE BORDEM!! AHHHHH.
UPDATE 10/30/09: I feel better. My mom made me stay home all week so now i have a bunch of work to do. sigh. All I brought home with me is my book (Jurassic Park). I am so tired and bored. Gym is almost over :D. MONKEY FACE --> @(-)@ !!
UPDATE 10/31/09: Last day of October. I have so much more school before I graduate. I mean, wow. I can make it though. I don't mean to brag but, I'm smart. I'm in all the best classes and all my friends are smart too. I can make it if they stick with me. I think I might be able to. Happy Hallows day :)
UPDATE 11/14/09: Last night I wrote half of a long chapter for my story. My computer deleted it. Basically when i found out i punched the desk and made it almost tip and all the things fall off of it. The computer deserved it. I worked on it for THREE FRICKEN HOURS!! Sigh. My heart isn't into it. Sorry guys. I need a break. My computer is a piece of crap. Gosh
UPDATE 12/19/09: Wow.. I haven't updated for like, a month. sorry about my break down last update. One of my computers is getting fixed today and.. um.. Do you guys really want to know all that's happened the past month? I thought not. Well, my birthday is coming up, and Christmas. And I think Chanukah is after Christmas. And.. I have no idea when Kwanzaa is. Sorry. I'm going to a holiday party at 6 (it's currently 3:58) so I'm gonna get ready and then do nothing until 5:45 and then remind my Dad to drive me then leave so, bye
UPDATE 12/25/09:MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
UPDATE 1/3/10:WOW 2010... Happy new year. Only two years until "the world ends" it would really suck if it ended in 2012.. I haven't done anything yet. I mean, wow. I don't even have a cellphone :D man would that suck if it ended
UPDATE 1/31/10: Pardon my disappearance. My friend Kaylyn just started an account here after being persuaded. She is Imusd.
UPDATE 2/3/10: YO
UPDATE 2/28/10: Wow. I haven't updated forever. Well, for my half life stories i have stopped writing them for now. 2 reasons why. 1. I'm stuck :( 2. I'm not liking how they came out. I got OOC way to much. And on my fable story I wrote the chapter but it didn't save right. So, it got deleted. So I'm trying to convince myself to try again. Maybe a review cough hint cough would give me a illusion of my story having a purpose. I just looked back on my other updates and wow. I ramble quite a bit don't I? Haha you guys must be tired of it by now. That is, if any one is reading this. Which I doubt any one is. Any who, I have to end my vacation tomorrow (tear). So after school I'll be looking for a review. Please :D. This is long wow. SO, right back to business. I know I basically left all my readers for my Half Life stories(we know how few of you there are :D) on the side of a cliff and then stomped on your fingers. So sorry. But I got more positive reviews (if you look at a ratio that is) for my new-ish Fable 2 one. And It's in higher demand.
UPDATE 6/18/10: Haha wow... sorry for like, dying for.. how long? 4 months? I can't grasp that. But, I've been doing lots of-... ok I haven't done anything. At all. I haven't touched any of my stories and Avatar The Last Airbender cheesy stories have sunk their claws into me. That's right. I'M BECOMING A SHIPPER. HELP. Ok I've always been KINDA like that. ANY WAY.My sister just had a mouth surgery so I"m gonna be hanging out with her for the next six weeks. And...SCHOOLS OUT! 'XACTLY CHUMPS! EAT THAT! ALso, I'm going to go to watch The LAst Airbender in theaters AND dress up as a character. Zuko that is. And don't worry, I don't have a crush on Zuko. He's way to emo :) But I love him all the same. My sister (the one who just had surgery) is gonna be Appa. He's the only one she really likes all that much. AND my cat acts JUST LIKE APPA AND LOOKS kinda..like..him...ish. BYE
Things I love:
I love a huge stories of one shots.
I love my readers :P
I love Bones
I love my xbox and Xbox 360.
I love Half Life
I love life.
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I love God. (Cliche sounding I know)
I love other writers on this site.
I love reviews (hint hint)
I love MLIA
I love leftys (like myself)
I love my family (hugs nearest thing)
I love this website :D
I love Jellyfish (pure awesomness)
I love technology.
I love youtube
I love you :D
Things I hate:
I hate stories on here where the main character gets raped. I think that's a sick source of entertainment.
I hate fanfics that kill the main character. I mean come on!
I hate Hannah Montana
I hate Miley Cyrus
I hate homework (can you not hate it?)
I hate idiots who tick people off for fun
I hate haters ( haha the irony )
I hate the movie The Mist. Two hours I'll never get back.
I hate cleaning. ugh
I hate the word ain't (it rhymes... ish)
I hate when people say stuff like "Want to hang out with me and Tom?" 'shivers' that type of thing makes me crazy. (grammar mistake)
mmm that's pretty much it...
HI! 8D (GORDON FREEMAN FACE)