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Author has written 20 stories for Maximum Ride, Uglies, Host, and Twilight.
Yo! This is HalesXxGriffiths!
First i want to say that even though i have a long profile, I wrote it all, there;s only one copt&paste thing, so read it, and PM me with answers if you want!
OH MY GOODNESS FANG (the book) is amazing!
YOU BELIEVE IN SPARKLING VAMPIRES
...I BELIIEVE IN SHOVING GLITTER DOWN YOUR THROAT.
AND MINE AND MIDNIGHTALIXE'S ACCOUNT IS NOW UP!! LINK \/
THATS OUR PROFILE!
If you read and review our or my stories, i say thank you for your support! (even though i've been gone from writing for a while, on both accounts because I've been mostly working ona huge plot on my book, thats very...complicated.
Alright! So first of all you all can call me Hales. (Griffiths is NOT my last name--its Iggy's! O.o) I have a big-ish family, 5 people.
im pretty tall for my age, and..hhhmmmm. well i dye my hair alot! ex.blue, red, black, purple... now its orange...
I have 2 cats that i got for Christmas a while back, Manderin, hes orange, go figue, and Paris, whos gray and in memory of my old cat named also Paris who died when i was, what? 3?
Im pretty smart.
But more importantly, I.LOVE.TO.READ. Maximum Ride is my all-time favorite book, and i love to read the fan-fics (ofcourse) also. in fact, i love to read so much, one christmas, i read more than 153 hours!
Ive read Maximum Ride (1-5) twice, twilight twice, Midnighters twice and the host and lots of others! What can i say, i love my books. So because I read so much, i...really suck at sports, I mean sure Ican shoot some hoops, run fast with the football but, Idonno I'm just not a sports kinad girl. And no, Im not fat! Im just lazy. except when i piss-off my sis she chases me forever!
Allthough, I do have some really good friends that i hang out with, so im not some creep who doesnt stop reading, couse I can stop and for some periods of time I just dont feel like reading at all. ( funny story; when i was little my sis was really good at reading and I had to get help alot cuz I really sucked, so i would say that reading is the stupidest thing ever! and look at me now!!)
So me and my friends are pretty much into the same sorta thing, heavy rock and kinda metal (ex.LP) but i also love Secondhand Serenade, Flyleaf, yes you probably think Im weird, i get that alot.
my friends are kinda agressive...we're not really popular but we're not total 'eew-she-just-touched-me'...yet. Kidding. But I was popular and it kinda, well,sucked!
I am fraking in love with this guy who i havent seen in 5 freaking years...It's sad. But i have him on facebook, so it's all good. Funny story; i told my friend this so she stole my phone said she was phoning Faith, phoned HIM and hung up. Twice. Evil child. HE also lives not in the province beside mine but the one after that. Cries.
well, i need to go write something probably.
so pce out for now!
I bet you cant put a whole series into one sentence and have it make sense! I can:
Being ugly is pretty extra special. (the uglies series by scott weterfeld.)
Nudge/Emmett (Twi/MR HA! That would be awesome! If you write me a story with this pairing, i will write you a story of your choice!! But with a book i've read!)
Ben/Camilia (Deadly Little Secret)
Grace/Jake (Shiver (I like to think of it as a one way relationship, seeming Grace's nickname from Jake, but Grace/Sam is perfered))
Mer/Moz (The last days)
Alexander/Raven (VAmpire Kisses)
Kiyo/Kuroboshi (Bloody Kiss (She knows she wants to be his bride!))
Zuko/Katara (BAHAHAHAHA!! Avatar: The last air bender)
Jet/Katara (Avatar: The last air bender)
Aang/Toph (Avatar: the last air bender)
Sokka/Suki (Avatar: The last air bender)
Wanda/Ian (The Host)
Clary/Simon (The mortal instruments City of Bones...)
Tripp/Me (Vampire Kisses-and-me) hah.
Kaname/Yuuki (Vampire Knight)
Yori/Aido (Vampire Knight)
Mona/Noah (Mirrors THATS MY BOOK!!YAYA)
Vlad/and-that-girl-that-I-forget-her-name (Chronicles of Vladimire tod 8th grade bites, 9th grade slays, 10th grade bleeds)
I cant think of anymore...
Best Slash on the planet:
Fang/Iggy (MR the ONLY slash i can stand, all others suck)
Best crossover Slash:
Fang/Kurt (gLee and Maximum Ride Yes, i know i HATE Fang slashes with a passion [that arent with Iggy, but i think this would be great--write me one and i love you for life.)
MOst hated pairings
Pearl/Moz (The last days)
Bella/Jacob (Twilight I love them both...just not together...)
Jace/Clary (The mortal instruments)
the chronicles of vladimire tod
She said yes
Twilight (Only the books)
Freddy the Pig
And more that i cant remember
My chemical Romance
Three days grace (CONCERT HERE I COME)
David Crowder Band
Thousand Foot Krutch
The red jumsuit apparatus
Im too lazy to get up and pick up my iPod to find more.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (Book) and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, HalesXxGriffiths
I would just like to add that i hate it when people are all like getting Max and Fang together, but it's at the end and it's all like 'i love you.' , 'i love you too.' even though in the summary whatever, it says that they get together. But that's just me. i'm not naming anyone, so don't shoot me!
I HATE EGGY! I ABSOLULTY HATE IT--just needed to get that out of my system.
Okay this is a conversation I just wanted to put up of me and my friends, Chantal, and FAith:
Faith: Fang is SOOOOO hot!
Chantal: Yup, but Iggy is the one for me.
Me: How dare you?! The Iggster is MINE!
FAith in her own little world: Fang Fang Fang.
Me: Um, Faith?
Faith: WHa...? oh oops blushes
Chantal:Well Iggy is all mine.
Me: Oh no you di'nt tackles her
Chantal: HEY HEY!
Me: gets of Chantal Sorry just having my moment.
Chantal glares: Iggy in mine
Faith: mine-- wait? what?
Me: double gasp
Faith: i meant Fang. Duh
Me: Iggy is SOO much hotter than Fang
Faith: gasp. Fang
Me and Chantal: Iggy
ME and Chantal: Yu-hun
Me and Chantal: Nuh-un
ME: I'm glad you agree with us.
Chantal: I always knew you had a thing for Iggy.
Faith: yea your right
ME and Chantal: burst out laughing.
Me: whispers He's mine. MUAHAHAHAH. Kidding
IGGY.STOLE.MY.COOKIE! He's lucky he's hot or id like kill him.
Iggy:Thats not very nice i already got Fang after me!
Me: Quit whining! Your just lucky i let you in my kitchen! But im having chicken so HA!
Iggy: NOOO! My cousin! IM MELTINGGG
ME: NOOO! IGGGYYY! NOW im MELTINNGG!
Iggy: Works everytime!
ME: Im still here, stupid.
ME: I GET MY COOKIES BACK! AHHH im starting to sound like Fred! oh no! Ray will kill me. crap.
FAvorite MAxRide Quote:
Fang: you guys are refrigerators with wings! We're freaking ballet dancers!
If i could ask James Patterson anything it would be:
did you plan from the begging than Fang and Max would be together? Or was it that stampede of Fans that broke down your door?
was Sam really evil? Or was that just all out imaginations running wild?
Could you, like, make a machine that makes fictional charachters become real. And then give it to me. Id pay. I swear.
If I couls ask Stephanie Meyer anything it would be:
do you think Robert pattinson is ugly? Or do you think it should have been Frank?
what do you think sounds better? Ian + Wanda or Jared + Wanda
If i could ask Gordon Korman anything it would be:
Are you a mob boss?
do you like chickens?
are you rich?
If i could ask Scott Westerfeld anything it would be:
What did 'he' ever do to you?!
Did you know a trilogy is 3 not 4?
are you making a 4th midnighters? are you? are you? huh, huh?
WHY JESS? darned lightning
If i could ask you anything it would be:
why are you here?
do you like my writing?
do you like the colour red?
the host? or MaxRide? MaxRide.
Miggy or Mang? Mang
Niggy or Eggy? Niggy
Ian or Jared? (for girls) IAN!
Melanie or Wanda? (for dudes) Er..
Fang or Iggy? (girls) IGGY!
Do you think Edward is gay? YESS!
Fax or Mang? Fax, cause yeah...
If you met Fang would you die? No, first id kiss him.
If you met Iggy would you check him out cuz you know he wont know? totally.
If iggy went out with Ella would you hunt her down and KILL.HER? Yes.
Red or pink? red
Coke or Pepsi? Coke~DONT KILL ME DAD!
TAE, STWAOES, SOF, TFW or MAX?! Max~I think we all know why.
The host or... The host?! The host. duh.
If Max and FAng had kids, would they be 'born' or hatched? born
If Ella and Iggy had kids would they be 'born' or hatched? neither~they wouldnt get that far.
If wanda and Ian had kids, do you think the caves would be happy? Yes, or Kyle would kill them all, or maybe Jeb
Do you love Zane as much as i do? Yes, because you are me
do you wanna kill David sometimes? Yes. quite often.
Ways to Annoy Max:
1. When at a store find the pencils point to the erase and yell, "Ah! ERASER! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIFE!"
2. Go up to her, take her hand and whisper, "I see dead people."
3. When Fangs coming out of the bathroom, push Max into him so they're on the ground and close the door.
4. sing Fergaliciouse but Fangaliciouse in fount of her.
5. Tell her Sam says hi.
6. Tell Fang Lissa misses him in front of her.
7. Sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall 100s of times on a long flight.
8. Everytime she says something to you say "what?" every time.
9. Sing i believe i can fly!
10. Tell her Fang is gay with Edward Cullen.
11. When eating chicken somewhere say (with you mouthful) " OMG did you know him? Did i just eat your cousin?! Oops."
12. Ask her if she thinks Nudge is hot.
13. Call Fang Fag in front of her.
Ways to annoy Iggy
1. Ask him why hes looking at Max's butt, then nudge him in the arm.
2. Kiss him then say it was Fang.
3. Say Yep after every thing he says.
4. when he walks out of his room in the morning, laugh hysterically and refuse to tell him why.
5. Sing White and Nerdy in his ear.
6. Pay Gazzy 10 bucks to say in his voice. "OMG! Nudge lookin' good! And Fang, hot at ever!"
7. Then SAy loudly to Max, "Looks like you have some compotition!" So Iggy can hear you.
8. When Flying say to him, "WOW! that was awesome! did you see that?!" Alot
9. When he sits down pull the chair away and his plate.
10. Ask him, "HAve you seen my clothes?!" When he says 'no' say, "How could you not?! you're wearing them!" when he's really not.
11. Stop in the bathroom doorway and when he comes in and runs into you scream, "Watch where you're going, dude!"
12. pay Gazzy 10 bucks to go up to him and say, in fangs voice, "Hey, hottie!"
13. Tell him Brittney spears is advancing on them, OH NOOO!
Ways to annoy Fang
1. When flying say, "Hey look there's Sam!" over and over agin.
2. Tell him Iggy tells you everything even that he has a crush on him.
3. Tell him Nudge dreams of him, Angel said so.
4. When Iggy is flying over Max over Fang Push Iggy into Max, then fly to Fang and sing umberella.
5. Ask Max loudly why she's into goth kids.
6. Poke him and run away yelling, I touched a goth kid!
7. When at a hotel, when Fang is sleeping and it's pitch black tell Max it's her room, and there's only one bed. When she realized Fangs there, tell her it was Fang's idea.
8. When he becomes invisible talk really loudly to Max about Sam and how good a kisser he is, right beside him.
9. Ask him why you heard Max in his room last night...
10. In a crowded area, say loudly, "come on, come on lets see the wrists you emo kid!" In a bored tone.
11. Stalk him every where then ask, "Jeez, it's always to Max's room huh?
12. For his birthday buy him eyeliner.
13. Pay Gazzy 10 bucks to say "Max, I'ts over. I'm gay." Even though 1)They were never together and 2) He well, isnt gay.
And just to make it clear; I really dont like Figgy (I prefer Fax) but they're still funny.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Haley
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Halizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): red bat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Michal Halez
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Holhaost
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple coffee
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Almraen
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Susan
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black paris
I'M COMING FOR YOU!!NO!! I LOVE YOU!!ARGHHHHH
Are you crazy?! I'm crazy! I talk alot! this one time i timed myself and i talked for 5 minutes straight like WOW! And guess what ma Peeps!: I might be gettin' a Youtube channel called 'The Nudge Channel' Get it? Yea its awesome!!
WARNING!! Me and my friend (midnightAlixe13) have starting a new account together where we will be making series (Such as Maximum Ride weddings, Uglies weddings, And other such things) Check it, i will put it up on here and on most of my stories and if you have ideas for series for any of the books ive read~tell me!!
I would die, if you got me Adam Gontier for Chritmas, so i could braide his hair or Josh Ramsay, casue he is so freaking sexy with bedhead. Seriously!
Dont worry i already got John Vesley for my birthday...from numerouse people.
~The wedding ring for 'Shared Moments':~
if you need to complain to my...email, aparently, here it is:
And because I'm hoping none of you are stalkers:
Haley Holtslander (Facebook)
I have no myspace (blah) or Twitter (yet...im too lazy to make one now).
So thanks for making it this far, thanks for reading. Tell me if you want me to reead your stories, beta for you, if you like my writing. AND TELL ME IF YOU LIKE MY HAIR~~I love meh hair.
Okay, now i really want to write a Gabby story (Abby and Gibbs-NCIS) but my brain has been mush the last few months and I have NOTHING! So if anyone has an idea thats easy to go along with...id love to hear it. (P.S. I am totally obsessed with NCICS, but the new LA one, sucks hard.)