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Okay hey i know that in all senses of right Fantasy's forever isn't very proper but i was in a hurry...

When Life gives you lemons ask if you’re having tequila shots

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

16 ways to mai

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

ntain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone
-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-tell the truth and run
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Come to the light side we have milk and cookies! Come to the dark side we have chocolate milk and cookies!
-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
-the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
-Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em kill 'em

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
-Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
-Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
-People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Ever wonder...
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A Real Boyfriend
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

A well known speaker started off his seminar
by holding up a 20 bill. In the room of 200,
he asked, Who would like this 20 bill?

Hands started going up. He said, I am
going to give this 20 to one of you but
first, let me do this. He proceeded to
crumple the dollar bill up.

He then asked, Who still wants it?
Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, what if I do this?
And he dropped it on the ground and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.

My friends, you have all learned a very
valuable lesson. No matter what I did to
the money, you still wanted it because it did
not decrease in value. It was still worth 20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped,
crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the
decisions we make and the circumstances that
come our way. We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will
happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty
or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are priceless

Drunk Driving

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

Drink & Drive

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

Remember: NEVER drink and drive!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

52) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

53) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

54) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

55) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

56) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

57) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

58) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

59) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

60) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

61) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

62) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

63) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

64) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

65) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

66) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

67) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

68) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

69) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

70) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

71) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
- Anonymous
If you hate child abuse, please copy this onto your profile.

Just something to think about...

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the trinity God the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile

DO NOT READ THIS IF U DARE~

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, Carlisle-Cullen-4-Life, DreamingOfASoullessIan, Fantasy’s forever

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62, Fantasy's forever

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's, Fantasy's forever

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile (OMG its EVERYWHERE!)

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (THE REDFERNS ARE DA BOMB!)

If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile (they never shut up!)

If you think RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (YEAH!)

If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELL YEA!)

If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

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If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell...
"I WANT JOHN QUINN!"

If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.\

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever talked back to the tv, copy and paste this in

to your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding... from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
(this is true it burns calories and is a proven stress reliever)
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
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You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
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Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

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Time Dragon by OlGaME reviews
Evelyn winston-king, daughter of an archaeologist, finds a green rock. Somehow she is transported through time and space to help fight a war, but she soon finds it is not that simple, and in fact there are greater forces at work. OC/Murtagh
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,656 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heads or Tails? by justagirlx reviews
She picked the quarter out of my hand. "Heads, I love you too, tails, get lost." She let it fly up in the air. I swatted it away, while it was in mid-air, and kissed her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
iLove the Dark by Tansy Petals reviews
"You're very brave in the dark." Sam commented and felt Freddie shrug. "Your heart's beating pretty fast." He whispered. His lips were just millimetres from her ear. NOTICE: Contains the f-word once
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Ghostyness by SingularToast reviews
Puck tries to cheer up Rachel after the latest Finchel drama.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Love Crime by BamonBrucas reviews
Bonnie wants Tyler. Tyler doesnt seem interested. Elena has an idea. So she asks Damon to pretend to be Bonnie's boyfriend to get Tyler's attention.. So a love game begins.. Will Bonnie and Damon be convincing and be able to capture Tyler's attention?..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,373 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by Fenmir reviews
"I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right now, and live in it forever," I confess. "OK," she agrees, to my surprise. I smile happily. "Then you'll allow it?" "I'll allow it."
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Strange Relationships by Morrigue reviews
Lizzie is saved from drunken yobs by Stefan and discovers that the Vampire Diaries really happened. The brothers find out about the books and Lizzie gets in way over her head when they all find out about the tv series. Strange relationships begin to form
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,546 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Stefan, Damon - Complete
iHave 337 reasons by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
Fluffy little Seddie one-shot. Freddie had 337 reasons he...
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Funny by Rasberry Parfait reviews
"They thought the Capitol was using the Games as a way to keep them submissive. And that's the funniest thing she's ever heard." The 74th Hunger Games through the eyes of a Capitol girl. Rated T for just generally being a bit creepy. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Cinna - Complete
Owl City ipod Shuffle iCarly style Seddie Version by Seddielovergrl reviews
A bunch of Seddie drabbles to Owl City songs WAY BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS- i hope :
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Hybrid by eaglesgrl365 reviews
Chloe is one of a kind. She's not just a genetically modified necromancer anymore, she's a werewolf too. It's almost time for their attack on the Edison Group, but will she learn to control so much in time? Sequel to Uncertain Decisions. Chloe/Derek
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
My Life is a Musical by StrawberryPajamas reviews
I have plenty of suitors of my own." Quinn doesn't believe her when Rachel claims to have a boyfriend, so Rachel makes a bold move just to prove her wrong. Scene from Showmance with a little twist. Puck/Rachel
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
The Pack by Beautyandthebooks reviews
What would have happened if, in The Awakening, Derek and Chloe had run into the Pack. Would they have been helped or punished? Would Derek find what he's been looking for? This is one for the Derek and Jeremy fans. Pack from Otherworld series.
Crossover - Women of the Otherworld & Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe S.
Twelve Days by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Twelve months in a year, twelve eggs in a carton, twelve pies in a standard dozen, and twelve days it took Kat Stratford to figure out Patrick Verona was serious.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V.
Never Said It by selemi reviews
My idea of what could happen after TSFT... Book compliant. Told from Kartik's point of view. A few words that Kartik never told his dear Gemma.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Quake by SignsofSam reviews
He made her quiver, but he also made her quake. Every single time he kissed her, every single time his arms wrapped around her waist, every single time his big hands splayed across her back, it all made her heart tremble and her nerves quake. oneshot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Unscientific by alien09 reviews
The Glee club watches Paranormal Activity and Rachel's scared. Maybe fluffy one-shot. Post-Sectionals. Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Patterns of Fairytales by heymamawolf reviews
Five times Puck gets Rachel to break the law and the one time they get caught.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Dazed and Confused by dream-of-belief reviews
Or "Noticing"; A short little character piece on Brittany. "You know that you aren't smart. But you notice things. Important things."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brittany P. - Complete
Human by XxRandomHeartxX reviews
He can never fully forget how she's a completely different person when she's singing. She's not Rachel Berry. She's someone else entirely. She's beautiful, and amazing, and everything he wants to be. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Innocent Smiles by deathly-smirk reviews
Damon's shorts reflection of Bonnie's impact on his life. Just his thoughts as he watches her sleeping. Ps, its NOT creepy, well I don't think so! :D First ever for TVD world
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
She'd Lie by X5 - 452 reviews
Rachel could tell you that his favourite colour is green. She could tell you that he loved to argue. She could tell you he was born on the seventeenth, or that his sister is beautiful or that he has his mother's eyes. But if you asked her...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Watching by X5 - 452 reviews
Quinn watches Puck. Finn watches Rachel. Rachel watches Puck. Puck watches Rachel. Short drabble. Puckleberry sorta.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Life Book by Dj Tigeress reviews
Spending Christmas after the battle, Annabeth gives Percy a small book entitled Perseus Jackson. It contains 18 chapters, but he doesn't know every chapter is a year in his life. What happens when he reaches the end? Rated T for language and violence
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,512 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Crutches by Liberty Roth reviews
Puck/Rachel. “You’re a crutch,” he told her once, whispering it hotly into her ear as he lifted her shirt up a little too high.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Building Sandcastles by Perfect-Skye reviews
The sand beneath my feet was too warm. It hurt to stand in one spot for too long and the wind, although not strong, was throwing prickly pieces of sand against my legs. I may not know much about the outside world, but I know that I do not like the beach!
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Moving on by Raven-Skype reviews
If Faolin had known what would happen in the forest, the note he would have given Arya
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Arya - Complete
Fifty Ways by Supergirrl reviews
You could write about these two forever and never run out of things to say. CATCHING FIRE SPOILERS Peeta/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Fragile by imissbuffy reviews
Sequel to "Changes". Derek and Chloe are on the run again. But now, they have the Pack after them too.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Bewildered by Ninja C reviews
Ian's got a lot to be thankful for, and he owes the most to Jared. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ian O., Jared H. - Complete
Another Timmy Quickie! by Pale18 reviews
Another Timmy quickie! Timmy's jealous. Timmy won't let Quinn win one.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Rashel J. - Complete
Time heals all wounds by I want to be Jesse's girl reviews
Chastity, Civility and Chivalry. They were virtue firmly embedded in me. But they were lead into question as was my faith. That was until she came…my love, my redemption.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
FML by WindowChild reviews
Over the course of the books, Percy visits the website FML in order to vent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
What have you done? by steffy2106 reviews
I based this one shot on the song "What have you done?" by Within Temptation. Bonnie just discovered she is dying and that even magic can’t help her. How will her friends react? How will it affect our dear Damon? A sequel is possible.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Playing Cards with the Dead by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
Sequel to Flowers. The darkest of powers can imprison even the most brightest of loves. But maybe if they held the right cards, had the right tricks up their sleeves, then maybe their love can be a candle in the darkest of shadows. Niccaria! El fin!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,651 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
Chloe & Derek by HarleyPwnage reviews
Because waking up in the boys bathroom in the love of your life's arms can lead to some serious consequences. Chlerek fluffy one-shot!
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Honoured by Bunnylass reviews
One-shot for 'Moments In Time'. Father D POV. Having his self-contemplation interrupted by Suze and a mischievous Nicky isn't unwelcome when Suze asks Father D something that fills him with honour to be included in something so precious.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Father Dominic, Susannah S. - Complete
Kyle's Journal by Chair Ree Car Mah reviews
DC STORY. Cherry Tulips and Karmuh29. What more motivation do you need to click the button to read this story? Oh, you need more? Okay. KYLE! XD The title is self explanatory... we aren't big headed. Cherry promises.
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Kyle O.
Love and Hate by The Bunnies Will Kill Us All reviews
Raquel has a midnight visitor. He's both her lover and her stalker. His desires... are her fears. RaquelErich.
Evernight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009
Yours to Hold by Daysi5 reviews
Simons' point of view on what's happening. Takes place after City of Bones. One-shot Song-fic
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Simon L., Clary F. - Complete
Clueless by J-Pop-addict reviews
Chloe really is stubborn. And clueless when it comes to love. Note: This was formerly a one-shot; now has three chapters. Sorry for those I confused, I forgot to change it to 'in-progress'
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Disgrace by caitlumms reviews
Nicoles just your average Daughter of Aphrodite. Except for the fact that shes a member of the Hunters of Artemis and shes about to embark on a deadly adventure with our favorite prophecised Son of Poseidon. Before The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
First Day of School Jitters by HPmeghan7474 reviews
Based off of a memory Chloe has in The Summoning. Chlerek! Read and review please! Disclaimer: I do not own the Darkest Powers series, or it's characters...what a shame : ONE-SHOT!
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Under the Light of a Red Moon by eaglesgrl365 reviews
After being stuck under the roof of the safe house for over a week everyone wants to get out, or almost everyone. What better place to go than a carnival? Bad summary I know Chlerek!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Don't Go by Chromes reviews
Told in Derek's POV when Chloe finds Derek as he was changing.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Lost and Found by It's.Funnier.In.Enochian reviews
Kelley Armstrong mentioned that Derek can't remember much of when he was being held by the Edison Group when he was younger and that Kit might be blocking his memories. This is a one-shot of something maybe Derek forgot. Chlerek! R&R!
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Flowers for the Dead by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
The dead aren't supposed to get flowers. They end up just killing them, like everything else they touch. But maybe if they tried hard enough, they can keep the flower alive. Maybe the dead can have flowers too if they knew how to love them. sroty fin!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,907 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
34 The Awakening: Derek by MiniFeverency reviews
Derek's POV of this chapter. :D It's for V.Cullen12's little one-shot shindig. Read and Review, please!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
Fear by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, ChloeDerek/ 'There’s that word again, afraid, and he wonders how such a small girl could ever evoke such feelings of fear in him.'
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Eau De Damon by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Damon doesn't like it when Bonnie mistakes the scent of his cologne.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
The Glass Prison by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Damon and Bonnie find themselves being brought together in a very unexpected place. "Why are you here? Aren't you a little young to be in a bar? And a blood bar at that?"
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Sweat by Invader Hog reviews
Rachel is not staring at Puck during a football practice. She swears.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Shandelier, not Chandelier by musical-ink-exchange reviews
what if when Jesse's offer to read aloud to Suze was not turned down? Read and find out! warning, "Haunted" spoilers!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Game by Kayka-chan reviews
Didn't you ever wonder what Derek and Chloe were doing on the way to Andrews? Well, now you know. DerekXChloe. Just a quick oneshot I did for giggles.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Fond Memories by Morrigue reviews
Bonnie re-reads her diary which brings back some memories. Starring Bonnie and her beloved who's not who you think
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bonnie - Complete
Birds Of A Feather by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
In the dark of the night, Damon watches over his baby bird.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
InkDeath:A New Ending by Giantpanda602 reviews
How it should have ended...
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Meggie F., Farid - Complete
The Master by Bluefire Eternal reviews
Post-Eragon AU 100 years ago, a Forsworn Rider faked his and his dragon's deaths. Now they are in hiding, waiting for their oppurtunity to make things right in the world and atone for their past sins. Here's a hint, the Rider's alias is Sloan.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sloan
Apples! by Bunnylass reviews
Suze gets home from school early, looking forward to some quality time to hang out with Jesse. Only to be disappointed when she finds he's got someone else to hang out with...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Susannah S. - Complete
Annex by All The Good Names Taken reviews
UNFINISHED. You do not need to have read the book to read. Paralell Earth is invaded by 'Souls'. Creatures who attach to a body and erase the mind of it. Will The Doctor be willing to let an innocent live, even if it means losing his Rose?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - 10th Doctor
Rickrolled by redcognito reviews
Damon had a music career back in the 80s. No, really. Crack.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Hating Miss Doyle by Jounetsu-no-Hana reviews
This is from the part in "A Great and Terrible Beauty" that Gemma kisses Kartik in the Gypsy camp, only in Kartik's point of view.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Catch 22 by The General G of K reviews
ONESHOT MIDHAUNTED She probably just needed someone to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, you convinced yourself. And that seemed sufficient.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Paul S., Susannah S. - Complete
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Deception reviews
okay so we all want to write our own version of Hunted right? I'm no different. The reason it's titled Deception because in my version Zoey uses the fact that Kalona thinks he's in love with her to her own advantage. the first chapter is the original. T
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Zoey R., Kalona
Artemis’s boyfriend reviews
Obvious from the title. Artemis has been single way to long and i'm out to make sure she finds herself a guy. I'll do anything to make sure she does. T cause I'm parinoid even though there is absolutely no swearing. general-like five different genres...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Artemis
AnnabelleMarie reviews
Summary: Have you ever wondered where Erik grew up? This is a story of how his past caught up with him. All the things he left behind when he became marked suddenly come back to catch him. This isn't his story though this is the story of... rest in story
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Erik N.