TheRealAlyshebaFan
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Author has written 19 stories for A-Team, A-Team, and Psych.

My name is TheRealAlyshebaFan, ff.net member since May 9 2009, and I am, sometimes, a writer. It is an addiction, and one of the less physically dangerous ones, I suppose. I have posted 19 stories here at ff.net for Psych & for The A Team (movie/TV show).

A very sad, frustrated and lonely person calling themselves 'TheRealAlyshebaFan1' (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5390502/TheRealAlyshebaFan1) continues to pretend to be me and continues to steal my avatar, and has a history of stalking and abusing other writers in the fandom who don't slobber all over Shules. If you receive any nasty reviews from this person, please feel free to PM me and I'll be sure to refute the review. I don't post hateful reviews to any story. I never have and never will. This "fake persona" has never written a story at ff.net (main reason being that he/she can't write anything more complicated than a very short grocery list), but they have favorited several of my stories so... maybe it's just envy or a bizarre case of cyberstalking? Beats me. Really, it's just silly and sad and indicates some serious mental health issues, and his/her behavior is clear indicator of his/her character. Or lack thereof.

For all that... you, o delusional stalker, don't matter to me. You're boring.

Other than that... I hope to get back to my Pysch fics and complete at least one of them, and now I'm pleased to say that at least Golden Crown has been finished! But life is busy and I'm on other projects all the time, so... :sigh:

Recent health issues have prevented me from visiting ff.net much, or writing (sciatica makes sitting very long somewhat... difficult). So while I'm propped up here, I'll do some profile updating:

Favorite fiction books: a lot, but not all, of Sophie Kinsella's novels, particularly Can You Keep a Secret? and The Undomestic Goddess. Fun, light-hearted, amusing fare for a cold weekend when arthritis and sciatica makes one almost immobile. I read constantly.

Favorite music: Most stuff by Johnny Cash, Dwight Yoakam, and a wide variety of stuff from Roy Acuff to ZZ Top, but I won't listen to rap, hip-hop, jazz or the blues. Just not my style.

Favorite nonfiction book: The Bible; Sire Lines, by Abraham Hewitt; Matriarchs (volume 1 and 2); Dynasties; Uncle John Readers

Currently watching: The Crown, on Netflix. I honestly can't make myself watch Game of Thrones or anything related to Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. I tried one of the Harry Potter movies and kept wondering, "So when does the plot start?" I don't get it. I've also never seen a James Bond movie, It's a Wonderful Life, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon or all of Gone With the Wind.

Favorite books of dry statistics only someone like me can love: The American Racing Manual, which comes out every year since about 1910 with a full review of horse racing in North America for the previous season, and while I don't own every one (and likely never will) I gleefully purchase whatever editions I can through Amazon, abebooks, Half.com, etc. The Manual does have profiles of major runners of the past year, and are well-written by people who know their stuff.

Favorite websites: BRISnet, which has nothing do to with Judaism but is instead dedicated entirely to horse racing. The American Produce Record is a wonderful (albeit expensive) resource on pedigrees. Then it's equineline and Equibase and bloodlines.net and pedigreequery.com. And BloodHorse.com

Current projects: Dams of Two or More Classic Winners and Classic Winners Around the World. Both are ongoing efforts. I'm currently awaiting info on the pedigrees of classic winners in Kenya. Hopefully my contact in Nairobi will send it along before I lose my mind. I love that stuff--finding a mare that has produced two or more classic winners anywhere is a major thrill. Racing goes on almost everywhere, and many countries' 'pools' of available bloodstock is limited, so those mares are a remarkable group. Granted, mares in some place like Turkey aren't producing runners like what you'll find in England or the United States, but Kenya has a mare named Belinda II who produced FIVE classic winners in that country. Not even the venerable Urban Sea managed that! Hunting down full lists of classic winners in every country where racing takes place is a chore (don't get me started on Belgium--I'll just get ticked again), but in most cases national Jockey Clubs are eager to help.

Favorite quotes:

"You will never hear of anybody getting into a barroom brawl over somebody saying something derogatory about the North."

"Never ask a woman how old she is, how much she weighs or when she's due." (particularly the last one!)

"Yesterday is dead. Tomorrow is blind. Today is a gift--that's why it's called the present."

Those who know, and know they know, are wise. Those who do not know, and know they do not know, are smart. They can be taught. Those who do not know, and do not know that they do not know, are dumb. You must leave them. Or at least prevent them from owning dogs.

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Marching On by Starcrier reviews
Or, "Five Kisses That Don't Count, and One That Definitely Does." It's a story about kisses, sure, but it's also a story about them, because if there isn't a them, then there aren't any kisses, and that's not much of a story, now is it? In which the fifth member of the A-Team is female, and may or may not be developing strange feelings for a certain psychotic pilot. Murdock/OC
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - [H.M. Murdock, OC] Hannibal S.
Coming Home by EmpatheticVoice reviews
Sherlock Holmes suffers from a malady of a mysterious chest tightness after returning from a case. Is there a cure for him? On another note, where the devil is Molly Hooper?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Burning Bridges by SerenitySparrow reviews
After saving a lonely woman from dying alone in the woods, Murdock takes it upon himself to keep her protected from the evil men still hunting her.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 1/21/2013 - H.M. Murdock
Juliet On The Edge by Loafer reviews
Semi-purposeless all-LASSIET smut, but the chapters do show a progression of their life together. It's not even just Juliet on the edge...
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Enough Now by Loafer reviews
LASSIET. Carlton realizes he has to let go of his longing for Juliet, but not surprisingly, things just don't work out the way he plans. For starters, Juliet realizes she has her own longings: now if only all those longings could get together...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,903 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Rear View Mirror by dragonmactir reviews
Provides the backstory for my other ongoing, "Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are." Whumpy. Lassiter as a child. Just so you know, does not include any pairings. At all. Juliet hasn't even been born yet. Shawn is two. Shules does not exist yet, but neither can Lassiet. So just chill.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Carlton L.
The Hat by Dragonfire100 reviews
Three times Murdock let his team wear one of his most sacred possessions, No Slash Bromance abounds!
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Complete
Twas The Night Before Lassiet by Loafer reviews
See what I did there? I put Lassiet right in the TITLE. Christmas one-shot set early during the events of S5, after Yin and the clock tower and before Declan's appearance.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Another October by Loafer reviews
Established Lassiet. (Please read that again if you didn't get it the first time.) Carlton & Juliet get help from a mystery informant while trying to bring a murderer to justice. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Ghosts That Haunt by Adderlygirl reviews
AU / Sequel to Forging a Life. Casey is assigned a foreign female operative to pose as his girlfriend.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 381,024 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Casey/Alex C., OC - Complete
Depth Over Distance by damalur reviews
A requited love story about duty, diners, the Freeway Series, and grace under all kinds of fire.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Juliet oH., Carlton L.] - Complete
Out On The Farm by Loafer reviews
Carlton's decision to take time off and help out an old friend has an unexpected effect on Juliet. LASSIET. FICTION.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Through a Dark Window, A Single Candle Burns by Lawson227 reviews
As Christmas approaches, Juliet and Carlton work to mend badly frayed ties. Faint shades of Lassiet and a sequel of sorts to A TROPE FOR ALL SEASONS.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Carlton L., Juliet oH.] - Complete
The Haunting of Lassiter And O'Hara by Loafer reviews
Our detectives spend a spooky night in a creepy mansion. Lassiet, NON-CANON (there, I said it). Repost, because I finally got around to finishing it this time. Complete.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Meets The Pineapple by Loafer reviews
CRACKFIC. No pairings but implied Shules. This is for That Special Someone who thinks we should all be meaner to Det. Lassiter. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
To Out Or Not To Out by Loafer reviews
LASSIET one-shot. Juliet and Carlton have been together secretly for awhile, and she wants to change that. This is a tweaking of one of my earliest stories, which I took down a long time ago.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Building Bridges by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. LASSIET by the time it's over. This is a revision of my earlier Karlton, "Burning Bridges," in which Carlton went off on Juliet. Here, Juliet reacts, but as it turns out, maybe those burned bridges CAN be rebuilt. Takes place after S7's finale "No Trout About It."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,388 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
After Salamatchia by Loafer reviews
This is a one-shot Karlton story (Lassiter & Vick). If you do not like Karlton, DO NOT READ THIS STORY. You have no one to blame but yourself if you read a Karlton and then get upset because it's a Karlton. OK? Those of you who do appreciate the occasional Karlton story (and you know who you are): carry on.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - K. Vick, Carlton L. - Complete
Conversations by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet. Deal with it. Carlton & Juliet can only talk to themselves so long before they have to call in the big guns to understand their partnership, friendship, and more.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Maybe Someday by Lawson227 reviews
COMPLETE A followup to one of my earliest Psych-fics, BOTH SIDES NOW. After having peaceably worked together for months Juliet and Carlton find themselves navigating new relationship waters in the wake of an unexpected situation. While this can be considered a post S6 stand-alone with its attendant spoilers, it will definitely be referring back to incidences that took place in BSN.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 12: Noses by Loafer reviews
This pre-Lassiet entry in my Contrived series takes a look at Juliet getting tired of Shawn's constant put-downs of her partner.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
After The Crash by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet (shocker). The Feds want Juliet for an undercover op which makes her reevaluate her partnership, friendship... and more... with Carlton.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,580 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
12 Days Of Lassiet by Loafer reviews
Christmas is approaching, and Juliet and Carlton get caught up in the season in an unexpected way. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Just Because by Lawson227 reviews
COMPLETE. Carlton Lassiter gives into impulse for once—okay, twice—in his life. The results are... unexpected.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,713 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Wherever You Go, There You Are by Loafer reviews
Complete. LASSIET. What he thinks she thinks, what she thinks he thinks, what others think they think, what a change of scenery can do for the thinking man, and how it affects the thinking woman in the process.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Counting The Score by obsessedwithstabler reviews
It's not about keeping count of what you've got. It's making what you've got count.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Belle in a Handbasket by Jane Westin reviews
As it turns out, all it takes to change Carlton's life is ten pounds, two ounces.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
The Fight by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. A fight between Lassiter and Shawn leads to a secret kept, and Juliet is determined to discover the truth. Or, I have no idea what I'm doing but once the idea pounced, I had to go with it. Lassiet, as if you needed to be told that.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Save the Last Dance by Lawson227 reviews
It's time for the Annual Policeman's Ball. When Shawn declines to escort Juliet, her partner and best friend comes to the rescue. Why yes, this is a return back to the world of Lassiet. Rated T... for now.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,761 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Viva Voce by dragonmactir reviews
Juliet gives the boys a very important pop quiz they never saw coming. LASSIET.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 9: Blind by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Part of my Lassiet Contrived Cliché One-Shot series, this one tackles temporary blindness… but somehow this one-shot turned into six chapters. Erm... sorry? Anyway, LASSIET!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Drawing Another Line by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Recently divorced Karen Vick reevaluates her relationship with her head detective after he issues a serious work-related ultimatum. Yes, Karlton. Yes, she's divorced. Yes, it's "make-believe."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,687 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Who's Psyching Who? by dragonmactir reviews
Strange events lead to a stranger concept: could Carlton Lassiter actually be psychic? - CARLOWE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,679 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction by Loafer reviews
Befuddled by a comment on my recent Karlton story suggesting that it's *wrong* for any psych fanfic to be non-Shules, I had to write this little thingy.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Cause & Effect by Lawson227 reviews
A statewide flu epidemic has the SBPD extremely short-staffed and leaves Carlton with an unlikely new partner. Non-canon, obviously, but let's assume it's taking place post-SANTABARBARATOWN, so spoilers will apply accordingly. T rating, may possibly become M because that's just how I roll.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Competition Changes Everything by Loafer reviews
The biennial Tough Enough competition is coming up, and Shawn is determined to beat Lassiter. But it's for the wrong reasons, and tests more than one relationship. Lassiet by the end. You knew that, right? COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 7: Stranded by Loafer reviews
LASSIET. Car trouble: Lassiter & Juliet get stranded together one night. Part of the cliché series, but too long to be a ONE-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 6: Massage by Loafer reviews
The return of the LASSIET Contrived One-Shot! Number 6: a little neck massage leads to hormonal mayhem.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
This Is Not A Lassiet by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiter going undercover causes a change in his relationship with Karen Vick. Yes, it's true: I said VICK, not Juliet. See, I CAN write things other than Lassiet. I CAN!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,018 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Safety in Numbers by Lawson227 reviews
Post- TRUE GRITS: Karen arrives back at the SBPD in the aftermath of the Thane Woodson case in time to help an injured Carlton. Unexpected conversations ensue. Starts out canon, wanders off fairly quickly. T for now, possibly M later on. Spoilers through SANTABARBARATOWN. Now COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 5: Cannibalism by Loafer reviews
A little one-shot for my Contrived Lassiet series, and also a tag for the S4 episode Thrill Seekers & Hell Raisers, wherein Lassiter details whom he'd eat first in a survival scenario.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 2: Sleeptalk by Loafer reviews
Here we explore the improbabilities of game-changing sleep-talking. LASSIET, of course.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 1: Bare by Loafer reviews
Lassiter has a completely-contrived-by-me situation which opens Juliet's eyes in more ways than one.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Conceded Points by obsessedwithstabler reviews
As much as he wants to, Lassiter can't really hate Shawn Spencer.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
Mr Darcy by I'm Like Pleated Pants reviews
Gen has spent her whole life searching for her own Mr.Darcy, but is left feeling like it will never happen for her. She isn't reassured when she meets Carlton Lassiter. But then she can't help but notice the similarites between him and a certain character
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Carlton L.
Confessional by the house of the rising sun reviews
Lassiter needs advice, and goes to the only place he can think of. Lassitet. OneShot turned chapter story, rated for language and sexy things.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Prelude to a Kiss by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton & Juliet and an unexpected situation... of course. Now more than a one-shot still with a healthy dose of shmoop and a mystery. Enigmatic enough? Yes? Good. Rated M more for content than language. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Fanfic Incident by Loafer reviews
Lassiter, Juliet and The Boys investigate criminal happenings at a gathering of fanfic writers. I intend to have fun with this, oh yes I do. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Rumors by Loafer reviews
A bit of humor inspired ENTIRELY by the story titles and summaries I've been seeing here for psych lately.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
WrapUp With A Twist by Loafer reviews
The conclusion of a murder case goes a little differently when one of the witnesses decides she has a few things to say about Shawn. Lassiet by the end. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Stories Of The Sling by Loafer reviews
Here I offer up three possible explanations for Lassiter's arm sling in Season 2. Established Lassiet, since he'd NEVER tell anyone else but her, right?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Gertrude Verbanski vs A Spy's Touch by verkisto reviews
Gertrude had prepared herself for anything. Almost anything.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by soccerchic6 reviews
After witnessing a deadly robbery, Adrienne is stuck with Detective Lassiter for her own protection. Carlton/OC and implied Shawn/Juliet!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Carlton L., OC
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Golden Crown reviews
An insurance fraud case makes Juliet rethink her relationship with Shawn and see her partner in a new light.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Babysitters reviews
Shawn and Gus are given a tough assignment. Alas, things don't go so well. NOTE: This is not a Slash fic, and this is not Shawn-friendly. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
A Little Black Folder reviews
This is not a fic by a Shawn fan. This is a Carlowe - two tiny vignettes, and nothing terribly exciting. I've heard that Marlowe's one tough cookie, and this is how I really, really wish (and hope) she is portrayed on the show. Be warned: Shawn does not look good in this fic, but I think it's about time he got a little payback.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
Western Ireland reviews
Amazing what a little genealogical research can bring up, isn't it?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Charm Is Deceitful reviews
Could Carlton Lassiter actually have a successful relationship? Better yet, can Juliet keep from going crazy because of it? Will eventually be Lassiet, so be warned.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,705 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Gunfire reviews
Shawn has a question to answer. It's a question he's had coming for a long time, actually.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Lassiet Shuffle reviews
I'm not generally into songfics, and I include no lyrics here, but this was inspired by some songs on my MP3 "625 songs? Where did I ever get the time!" . Find the songs yourself to see why I think they fit.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Ballet and Cheese reviews
A one-shot. For any Shules fans reading, you were warned. Oh, and a lot of this was inspired by Loafer! :D
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Playbills Don't Pay Bills reviews
How did Shakespeare get mixed up with a Psych fic? Well, that remains to be discovered.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Season for Justice reviews
Carlton Lassiter isn't exactly known for speaking up for a convict, but if a man decides to make a change to his life, he can...can't he?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
Flash of Efficiency reviews
Who would have thought a Bob Newhart routine would inspire a Psych/Lassiet fic?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Just Another Day reviews
Just another dreary birthday for Carlton Lassiter, who wants no celebrations or surprises. Yet he gets both. Again.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Checks and Scrabble reviews
Just two little Carlowe fluff-drabbles.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
The Curious Thing About Psychics reviews
Can Shawn's day get any worse? And seriously - why didn't he see it coming?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
The Wrong Number reviews
A kindasorta Christmas futurefic, set in S6, spoilers for Ep 3, "This Episode Sucks". I just got back into watching "Psych" and so I'm not sure if this works. Just giving it a try.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Carlton L.
Scars On The Heart reviews
Murdock has a past, much to everyone's surprise, and a job in his home town could wreak havoc on the life of the woman who broke his heart. Murdock/OC.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - H.M. Murdock
Fevers of Unknown Origin reviews
Murdock/OC, featuring entire team. Morning humor, with chance of afternoon mayhem and evening romance. Some violence, some language, some references to sex & general looniness. Begins some years back and goes forward to the present.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,463 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
No Fly Zone reviews
A short little ficlet. One-shot, featuring entire team.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Murdock's bad behavior leads to a major change in his life.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,578 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Murdock - Complete