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"If you don't like my driving... get the hell off the sidewalk!"

Hey there! I completely lack the talent to write, so I annoy authors with endless reviews instead! :D I'm Ri, formerly on the 'cazaletta' account but recently my computer went screwy so here I am bleating out my pathetic excuse. Anyway, to all those storytellers I've bookmarked before the collapse of the other account - your stories are beautiful :) so I've re-added you so I can read them again! And for G: doll, if you can find this account and see this message know that I know where my mino top has gone (into the depths of your endless closet that's where!) :)

Love yall lots.

Ri

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Don't Touch My Mudblood by SkyeSloane reviews
Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jocasta's Child by Little Tanuki reviews
She was Queen of Thebes, regal and magnificent, mother and wife to Oedipus the King. But on her final hour, she cannot help but wonder. Was her life ever really her own? Retelling of Oedipus myth.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008
East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
All for the Better Or Maybe Not by mailroomy reviews
Part of the snape100 challenge: Snape de-aged. "He hated growing up the first time. Then again, he's much smarter this time around." Individual headers and warnings in each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Blood Red Juice of the Pomegranate by Not Human reviews
Two old pros, in the city of blood and sin. The Salesman hires an Old Town girl as an assistant, and things quickly turn sour. Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Will soon be rated M for language and mature content! You've been warned.
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007
Final Piece by Jezzabelle reviews
Nobody ever said marriage would be easy. Well, some people might have, but they're obviously not to be trusted. Between borderline alcoholism, explosive domestics and incessant glaring, will Severus and Raphaela be able to handle each other's presence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 71,365 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Ahoy there PANTS! by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Sequel to ‘You’re the PANTS that I want’ but not completely necessary to have read it. Georgia returns from having been away at college to experience romance, crazy friends and family and a Viking wedding! It certainly wont be quiet! Very Gee/Dave. R & R.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,502 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Georgia N., Dave - Complete
Twilight Gone Wild by paulinatheweena reviews
Twilight characters express their true feelings. Humor. Rated T for language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Ace Posse by wombatpower reviews
NOT COMPLETE / ON HOLD Ever wondered what the boys were thinking about the ace gang? This is a fic dedicated to the Ace posse in Dave's point of view going back and showing just what goes on in the minds of boy loons. Better explanation in first chappy.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,265 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Biology II by GroovyBandGeek reviews
Do you think Bella was the only one to notice Edward's strange behavior in that first day of biology? Take a look through Mr. Banner's eyes. This is basically Mr. Banner's POV of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
A Pair of WireCrossed Lovers by Virtuous Vampire reviews
For ne'er was a tale of more woe than this of emo Juliet and her cross-dressing Romeo. Contains vulgar language and characters that are WAY too obsessed with sex.Spoof/Parody.R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Five Times Ruby Called Dean by Becks Rylynn reviews
Silver Ring' Series prequel. Five calls during the beginning of their relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Dean W., Ruby - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Staring Bandit by simplyteesh reviews
Hermione will no longer stand for the staring-bandit invading her library and her concentration, its time for her to take action!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twist by jane-eliza reviews
She really hopes that Evie, too, is lying in her bed somewhere in Ojai, missing Tracy, but somehow it seems more plausible that she’s out getting high.' Tracy-centric.
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me by thunder skies reviews
."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,485 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Leah, Nahuel
Notes by The Lady-P reviews
A series of Notes and letter from Rose and Scorpius over the years. Please R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Appassionata by Sakura's Pointe Shoes reviews
Vermeer just can't help himself. Not sure about the rating, if you're squeamish, don't read.
Girl with a Pearl Earring - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Griet, Vermeer - Complete
waiting and better days by thunder skies reviews
Huilen, and her relationship with Nahuel, after she was changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Huilen, Nahuel - Complete
West by princesswingnut reviews
Think being able to thieve, rescue princesses and control the elements means you can control your own destiny? Think again. Benjamin can’t even learn to shut up. And with a master like Lord Amun that could be a problem. The story, from his turning to BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,401 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Benjamin
Finding the Key by eibbil reviews
Bella woke up in the Phoenix hospital and couldn't remember how she got there. A year later, she's living in Jacksonville with her mother, but she still has no memory of her four months in Forks. Can she recover what she lost by returning?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,842 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Demolition Lovers by empathapathique reviews
Award winning story on LJ! Words didn’t mean anything. Only a man who was absolutely sure of what he wanted—or was far too comfortable where he was—could tell a woman that she was the only woman he’d ever love then run off to bed another. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Women In Chains by violent darlings reviews
Moments in the lives of Hades, Persephone, and their lover. PersephoneHadesMenthe. Quirky themes. Formerly 'Perfection'. Chapter five up: the culmination of Hades and Menthe's love affair.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
30 Kisses: Jacob and Bella by nevermore199 reviews
A series of Jacob x Bella one-shots for the 30 Kisses Livejournal community. Number Eighteen: She knows that when she opens her eyes, he won't be there anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jacob, Bella
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Six by Kyilliki reviews
Hades, Persephone and six seeds.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Moonless Night by J Plash reviews
New Moon from Edward's perspective. Sometimes it's not enough to want. Sometimes it's not enough to need. Sometimes it's just not that simple. Sometimes goodbye's the only way. Fully canon, full length and in character retelling of NM in Epov. In progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,836 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Trick is to Keep Breathing by greenlemons reviews
Rosalie finds Emmett when his life is on the line, all because of a bear. When she makes the decision to save his life, she doesn't realize that she chose the path that will lead her life intertwined with the man she saved. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,391 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Princess of the Dark by xIndigo.Sunsetx reviews
Antalent is condemed to her father's palace in the Underworld, where she competes with her brothers for the only man they wish to please. Finding love, she no longer cares for the hard life style of the dead. But will Hades ruin her happiness?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,118 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Next by that dark-haired girl reviews
Ten facts, twenty people - a look into the next generation. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
On James by m-erechyn reviews
Peter Pettigrew on his friendship with James Potter. "Because it was still the four of us... the Marauders with a capital M. Us vs. the world. We were like a family, almost." Gen. MWPP. First person. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
Chances by Violin Ghost reviews
Scorpius is scared. Scorpius is in shock. Scorpius is confused. Scorpius is angry. Scorpius is groggy. Scorpius is scared again. Five times Scorpius doesn't kiss Rose and one time he does , as they go through six moments in Hogwarts and come full circle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Ferryman by persephoneia reviews
A short wherein Charon describes things, as he sees them, from his exceptionally skewed perspective.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
From Death Do Us Part by random.clumsy.vampire reviews
don't read this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
South by princesswingnut reviews
At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Pyre by secondhandsmile reviews
Leah, as seen by Sam. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Breaking Down: A Parody of A Parody by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
Stephenie Meyer published Breaking Dawn, which has been called Epic Fail one minute and Fantastic the next, and gave a version called Breaking Down to her publishers filled with everything that would make fans mad. Here's how we think it should go...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilighter's Anonymous by WorseGamesToPlay reviews
The story of a few Twilightaholics & the mischief they get into. Click here and find out. Special thanks to Jessie; and to a review I received which gave me the idea CHAPTER 15 the Bridzillas, and a new chapter about BD is now up! Read and Review! GO Read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
The Gym Membership by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Heartbeat by WasperJithlock reviews
What if Carlisle found a way to change a vampire back into a human? What would happen if Edward volunteered to try it first? What if there were consequences to their actions? Read to find out. Please review! I love reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007
Cursive by apocalypse cabaret reviews
It was the handwriting that gave him away. Go figure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Born of Men by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Five Horsepersons of the Apocalypse - four active, one retired. War. Famine. Pestilence. Pollution. Death. One drabble on the destructive power of each. Complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Huge Cloudy Symbols of a High Romance by m-erechyn reviews
Sirius watches Remus. He's poetry in motion. "It’s always rather entertaining to watch Remus holler—politely, of course—at hapless firsties as he races down the hall." MWPP, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Into the Night by unicornhime reviews
AU Set in the late 1800s from Edward's POV. Bella's engaged, but not to Edward, and when her fiancé betrays her in the worst way, Edward is going to make sure that justice is served. His style. Inspired by Rosalie's story. *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,739 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If Vampires Were Able to Dream by PirateExtraordinaire reviews
The Cullens go hunting in strange territory and then all of a sudden, they start falling asleep. What will happen to each of them? How will they react after roughly a hundred years without dreaming? A short story with different POVs. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Uglies by Madame Meg reviews
There is another reason why Rosalie hates humans.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
So Close by hotdamn its cam88 reviews
Everyone knows the story of Sam and Emily, but what about Sam and Leah's story? This is how it began and how it ended, from freshmen year to senior. Very bittersweet and in Leah's point of view. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Fourteen Shades of Gray by Cynthia Hale reviews
Bella Swan is set to be married to the famous Jacob Black. What happens when you throw the playboy Edward Cullen into the mix? Bella's not going to be swayed so easily!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
A Gentleman's Waltz by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
A short little oneshot in Jasper's POV. The scene in the clearing which Bella describes as a dance, where Jasper and Alice demonstrate how to fight Victoria and her army. AlicexJasper. Oneshot. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
High School Hell by ronandhermy reviews
Have you ever had one of those days where you kinda wished Superman was around to spin the earth around so you could start all over again? Claire seems to have more then her fair share of those days. Thank goodness for Quil.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Curse by BlueSea14 reviews
Bella says goodbye to the pack at Emily's wedding reception in La Push. But a redhead is waiting, with a nasty surprise in hand. Now, she must survive and find her way back to the Cullens--where things may never again be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,354 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Scorpius by DebMoor reviews
Nobody really believes Draco when he tries to explain that Scorpius Malfoy literally has no mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Wizard's Chess by Brinkley reviews
Tonks does not like to lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/9/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Rosalie's New Car by theenvylover reviews
Emmett buys Rosalie a new car and she automatically suspects foulplay. But is it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Of Balls And Keyholes by MoonyAddict reviews
There was nothing more adorable than Tonks... Except Tonks expecting his baby. [RemusTonks, sequel to Of Bees And Flowers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
What To Make Of Him by Lady Bracknell reviews
Neither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Coffee and Insults by something-like-love reviews
Remus Lupin needs coffee. It is an accepted fact. But in the staff room which contains coffee, there is also Snape and Sinistra. And all he wanted was coffee. But really, they are so bloody obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Sandalaris reviews
Fate has a nasty tendency of repeating itself. Two love triangles, two generations, one problem. Malfoys want what they can't have, little firey redheads, who date bespeceld boys. DG as always, with a bit of JamesLily one-sided LuciusLiy HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Arrows and Gold by greywitch135 reviews
Hi everyone, I wanted a story where Maid Marian was not a wuss and Robin Hood not the main character, funny i hope! and interesting. Read & Review
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
Come Back by Warui-Usagi reviews
Emily understood how Bella felt. She understood perfectly. That feeling as if your entire world…your entire existence came to mean absolutely nothing when you lost the one person who was more important to you than life itself… Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Man Diary by Eternal Love LJ reviews
Marauders don't have diaries. Sirius Black has Man Diaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
Words Like Candy by Rhiann reviews
A series of random vignettes, taking place during New Moon. A really unapologetic excuse for lots of TEH ANGST, woe :P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Morphogenesis by Mute Mockingbird reviews
Ted Tonks reflects on his daughter's childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Ted T., N. Tonks - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Everybody Hates Nicholas by Naseka reviews
Everybody plots against Nicholas. What do they want to do to him? Rated because of persistant violence. R&R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Hidden Scars by Drucilla Black reviews
(Thirteen) Evie reflects on the reasons behind her actions towards Tracy right up to the very end. She certainly isn't perfect, but sometimes the fact that she's human is forgotten by all but herself...Evie's POV (One-sided femmeslash. EvieTracy)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004
Hunt for Prince Charming by VirtualFaerie reviews
This year I have a goal. Yes, Ginny Weasley has a goal. Amazing, huh? Well, I guess it isn’t really a goal. It’s more of task really. I’m going to hunt for my Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In Every Junior High by paranoidkitten reviews
There's an Evie in every junior high. ("Thirteen")
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Wedding Present by jennetsnow reviews
Will finds love with a mysterious young woman who is not what she seems. (No, really. Stop smirking, it's unattractive.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2004
Incomparably Cunning by Snoodle reviews
The wily Odysseus and clever Penelope scheme and snark and scheme. Helen has difficulty choosing a husband (but not that much difficulty). The character voices are intentionally anachronistic--I think I based them more on Neil Gaiman's "Stardust" than any
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2004
Appeasing the Heathen Gods by Snoodle reviews
A collection of drabbles, each a crossover, concerning the coins in the chest and how they were returned. Shakespeare, Cheers, Stardust, Lemony Snicket, Dogma, Good Omens, and the Kalevala. All in good fun.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Imperfect One by JDArc reviews
[EDITED]She was a valiant warrior, and her skill in the art of combat more than made up for what she lacked in beauty. However, with her diminishing spirit, her only hope for survival lay not with her sword but with the one she refused to love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,860 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Legolas, Boromir
How Do I Loathe Thee? by Arsenic Kiss reviews
Draco expresses his feelings for Ginny in a very Malfoy-esque fashion indeed. Could a certain Slytherin perhaps be in denial?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.