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Joined 05-10-09, id: 1929986, Profile Updated: 02-22-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Night World series.

i love twilight! i also really love the night world books!! they're awsome!! i also like to read and write(obviously, or i wouldn't be wasting my time writing this lol).

My favourite colour is lime green. My favourite animal is a koala.

i hate the rain. thats all i can think of for my bio. i think i'll name it THE MOST BORING BIO KNOWN TO MAN KIND. that oughta do it. :) :D

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

i couldn't resist putting it up here! loool

these are random things i found that i thought were funny:)

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

when you get lemons, throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange

i'm knot a blond! i'm knot, i'm knot, i'm knot!!

when you die in an elevator be sure to press the UP button

your just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

if the unexpected is expected, then doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

you cry i cry,...i laugh you laugh,... you fall off a cliff i laugh even harder

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

when life gives you lemons, squirt it in your enemies eyes!

today is the tommorow we worried about yesterday

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Bound By Knots by Sparkly Fangs reviews
Mary-Lynette is pregnant. What is she going to do now? How will her family take it? How about Ash's family? Sucky summery, hopefully better story. And its rated T because i felt like it. And I dont know if its bad unless you tell me, or good.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C.
Circle Daybreak Preschool by harrys-sexy-strut reviews
All of your favorite Daybreakers in preschool! This is going to be very interesting... Review! :D -Eve
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,464 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Katy's stupid story by Sweet Night reviews
ok... we all know Hugh... duhh the Old Soul... ok... so have you ever imagine his life in school?... while Jez is trying to find the Wild Poweres.. What is Hugh doing?... it is Katy really crazy?... i think she is XD...
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Hugh D.
That Night by the queen of slurking reviews
Those of us who have read the books know what happened that night at the end of 7th grade. What if things happened differently? My version of that night and dealings with A. Formerly Could Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer have saved Ali? Possible spoilers
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,696 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
Rule Breakers by Smilesrock reviews
Jessa Dawns kills off the people who break Night World rules. When she is sent to find a vampire threatening to end the night world she finds out somethings she wishes she never had.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Complications by agony-fairy reviews
Chloe gets pregnant while at the safehouse. What happens to her and Derek? And what powers does the baby have?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Renesme and Jacob's Story by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
All I can feel is joy. An unbelievable amount of happiness strikes me. His deep voice always captivates me from the second I hear it. His black eyes are mesmerizing. His mere presence sent my mind whirling. That’s what happens when he’s around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
song ficMary's song by Bunpire sapphirerocks reviews
a song fic about Jez and morgead. please read and review :
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jezebel R., Morgead B.
Instant Messagin with the Cullens by zombiebounce reviews
IM with the Cullen's and wolves. Hilarius is to be expected! r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Expect the Unexpected by snowsa reviews
Andrew decides to ship Chloe and company off to Seattle. While there, a new supernatural expresses interest in Derek, Tori starts acting like a semi-normal human being, and Simon gets drunk. And of course, Chloe is the only sane one left.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chloe S., Simon - Complete
The Life and Times of a Night Worlder by suchawolfgirl reviews
A bit like a soap opera, but with some Night world charaters to. Please R&R. Just some light hearted fun.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009
Reflections by KiteDancer reviews
He watched her through ice blue eyes as she struggled. “It has to stop, Sonny. You. Me” Chad/Sonny Chad/OC Rated T for self-harming
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
My Little Nudger by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
After Bella return's from Isle Esme, pregnant. Bella thinks Edward strange behavior is just shock. But she soon realizes that is not the truth. Edward leaves her and the baby. Not knowing what to do, Bella goes to Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella
Games with the Cullen's by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Never know what the Cullens are gunna play next! Includes Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, etc. Please R&R D And also, this is my 1st story so help me out a little.Set after Breaking Dawn on just a normal day. Werewolves included for a short time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Burning Love by zombiebounce reviews
Co-written with ttwilightffannn888. Victoria changes Lauren, who rejects Edward after he had broken up with Bella, mixed up in all the comfort, this ends up b/j a/e em/r lauren/Marcus is better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Keep Holding On by zombiebounce reviews
Bella catches Edward and Alice cheating. She calls of the wedding and Jasper files a divorce with Alice. What happens when Jasper and Bella hang out adn realize they have feelings stronger then friendship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella
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Daycare Days reviews
All of the Soulmates are foreced to volunteer at a Daycare because of Ash. The children there aren't exactly angels... Read to hear about all the hilarious days they go through.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ash R.
Darkness reviews
When a vampire Alec almost kills a human, he tries to turn her into a vampire. But things don't turn out the way he plans... What would happen if he fell in love with her? Who else falls in love? A story of love, hate, and fear.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
blazing comet reviews
the cullens and bella go to visit the denali clan to help tanya who gets a huaman friend to make edward jealous.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward