The Real Rosalie Cullen
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Joined 05-10-09, id: 1930190, Profile Updated: 06-03-09
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Hi! I'm Rosalie Lillian McCarty Cullen, I'm (physically) 18 and was born in New York but I live in Forks, Washington with my family.

Family:

Parents~ Carlisle Cullen is my father and Esme Cullen is my mother

Siblings~ Edward, Bella, Alice and Jasper

My Husband:

I am married to the sexy and ripped Emmett Cullen who is crazy and immature but I love him!! was being mauled by a bear when I saw him and brought him to Carlisle. It took all my control NOT to kill him, i dodn't think i was going to make it but we got to Carlisle in time. He calls me his angel and we get married every few years or so. I call him my monkey man and often use his hands as my tools when working on my cars in the garage. I also love to play baseball against him, even though he has to remind me that it's just a game sometimes.

Reason I got a Fanfiction...

My husband is addicted and he made me get an account. Please don't expect me to write good stories (I have no righting abilities at all, only my beauty)! I will try my best though :)

Things I love...

My husband!!

To go shopping with my sister Alice

Playing baseball with my family (watch out for the next thunderstorm)

Working on cars in the garage

my Mercedes S55 AMG

bobcats and deer YUMMY

Nick names:

Rose

Rosy

my angel (emmett only)

Rosalie

Favorite quotes (i know that most of them are form breaking dawn but I liked most of my quotes in that book)

You know, my record is almost as clean as Carlisle’s. Better than Esme. A thousand times better than Edward. I’ve never tasted human blood.
Rosalie Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 7, p.163

I did murder five humans. If you can really call them human. But I was very careful not to spill their blood — I knew I wouldn’t be able to resist that, and I didn’t want any part of them in me, you see.
Rosalie Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 7, p.163

Edward has always been a little strange.
Rosalie Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 7, p.165

Over my pile of ashes.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 10, p.186

Where’s the flood, mutt?
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 14, p.271

About time. The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 14, p.278

Oh, wonderful. I knew I smelled something nasty.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 15, p.292

Enjoy, mongrel.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 15, p.294

You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 15, p.304

I’m not going to forget this, dog.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 15, p.304

Ew. Someone put the dog out.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 16, p.323

I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Don’t forget that.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 16, p.324

I’ll help him toss you, dog. I owe you a good kick in the gut.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 22, p.447

The more time he spends here, the less chance there is that we’ll ever get the smell out.
Rosalie Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 25, p.491

WOULD YOU RATHER..

1) pierce your nose or tongue? NIETHER
2) be serious or be funny? funny
3) drink whole or skim milk? blood

ARE YOU..

4) simple or complicated? Emmett says I'm complicated

DO YOU PREFER..

5) flowers or angels? Angels beause i am one.
6) grey or gray? grey
7) color or black & white photos? Color, it's pretty... like me

8) lust or love? Lust
9) sunrise or sunset? They're both beautiful
10) M&Ms or Skittles? Deer
11) rap or rock? Neither
12) staying up late or waking up early? I dont sleep
13) TV or radio? Radio- I hate TV, emmett's addicted to it

15) eating apples or oranges? deer are better than both

DO YOU PREFER..

18) being hot or cold? Cold- I already am
19) tall members of the opposite sex? OH YEAH!
20) sun or moon? Sun, no school so i get ot spend the day with Emmett
21) emeralds or rubies? rubies b/c they're red wich is my signature color
22) left or right? straight
23) having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acquaintances- the more people to look at me
24) sun or rain? Rain, For thunder Baseball
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? i don't eat ice cream
26) boys or girls? MEN
27) green beans or carrots? blood
28) low fat or fat free? blood

MISCELLANEOUS..

29) What is your biggest fear in the world? Emmett leaving me
30) kids or no kids? I wish I could have kids but I can't, I'm a vmapire
31) Cat or dog? no pets, I have my hands full with my Emmett
32) Half empty or half full? Emmett calls me pessimistic but I think I'm just realistic
33) Mustard or ketchup? blood
34) Hard cover books or soft cover books? I don't read books, only magazines
35) Newspaper or magazine? magazine- I love Vogue

36) Sandals or sneakers? sandals
37) Wonder or amazement? both describe my Emmett
38) Red car or white car? red- my Mercedes S55 AMG
39) Happy & poor or sad & rich? Happy And RICH (I am)
40) Singing or dancing? I kick ass in both
41) Hugging or kissing? Kissing
43) Happy or sad? happy
45) Blondes or brunettes? Emmett's brunette (so I guess it's not true that blonde's have more fun lol)

ABOUT YOU..

Full name? Rosalie Lillian McCarty Cullen
Nicknames: Rose, Rosie, Rosie Posie, angel.
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 94- I was born in 1915 (Emmett, you are 96!!)
Date that you regularly blow them out? What the hell does that mean??
Pets? my Emmett is more than enough, i don't need pets
Height? 5,11"
Eye color? Golden
Hair color? Blonde
Piercing(s)? no

WHAT DO YOU WANT..

Where do you want to live? Forks Washington
How many kids do you want? 4 but I can't have kids, I'm a vampire
What kind of job do you want? I hate working.
Do you want to get married? I am married to Emmett Cullen

WHICH IS BETTER..

2 doors or 4 (on a car)? 4
Coffee or ice cream? Niether.
Shampoo or conditioner? I use both
Bridges or tunnels? don't care
One pillow or two? yeah... I don't sleep so i don't really care how many pillows there are

FAVORITES..

Salad dressing? Blood.
Color of socks? I don't wear socks (you can't wear them with sandals)
Toothpaste? don't need to brush my teeth
Food? blood
Alcoholic drink? well for some reason mountain lions make me a little tipsy...
Non-alcoholic drink? blood

WHAT DID YOU DO..

1 MINUTE AGO: Yell at Emmett for being... Emmett
1 DAY AGO: Yell at Edward for being... Edward
1 WEEK AGO: went shopping
1 YEAR AGO: give Emmett a dog for his birthday (shudders ugh! never again!!)

I HURT: Alice when I go shopping without her
I LOVE: Emmett Cullen
I HATE: my brother Edward when he is annoying me
I FEAR: nothing when my Emmett is around
I HOPE: that Emmett and I will be together forever
I FEEL: jealous of humans
I LISTEN: to Emmett and jasper wrestle
I HIDE: from Emmett when he complains about me shopping too much
I MISS: being human
I LEARNED: vampires can be just as stupid as humans (i.e. EMMETT!)
I WAIT: i never wait, I always get what I want when I want it
I NEED: blood
I THINK: about my sex life to make Edward mad (lol, EVERYBODY in my family does this. Except for Carlisle... goody two shoes! lol)

CURRENTS..

Current Clothes: = sexy designer jeans, red low cut top, red stillettos and my cullen crest.
Current Mood: = annoyed (emmett and jasper are wrestling again)
Current Music: = no music, but there is the sound of Esme's new vase breaking- those boys are going to get it!!
Current Taste: = Blood
Current Hair: = sexily put up
Current Annoyance: = emmett and jasper wrestling
Current Smell: = my perfume
Current thing I should be Doing: = breaking up the fight but instead I'm reading Seventeen... oh well
Current Desktop Picture: = Me and Emmett on our 7th honeymoon
Current Favorite: = deer
Current Book: = no books
Current Movie In DVD: = How to lose a guy in 10 days (me and Alice were watching it last night, me and her totally love chick flicks!
Current Refreshment: = blood
Current Worry: = that Esme will kill Ememtt for breaking her vase
Current Crush: = Emmett Cullen... but it's way more than a crush

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