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Joined 05-10-09, id: 1930219, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

33-year-old mother of one, obsessed with Twilight. And Rob. :)

I have been reading fanfiction for a few years now, but I am finally trying my hand at writing my own. Hope you enjoy it!

I tend to write about things I know. I have never been married... but I have had lots of angsty relationships, lots of sex, and a seven-year-old who is too smart for her own good. So you will get lots of angsty lemons and maybe a Renesmee story or two...

Things I love: Rob, shirtless Rob, smirking Rob... focus, dye... Twilight Bella, Eclipse Jasper, the Wolf Pack, pretty vampires with nasty attitudes, sparkle peen, cheeseburgers, feathers, and lemons (especially the tart ones).

Things I hate: Twilight haters (they were EVERYWHERE at Comic-Con), New Moon Bella, Eclipse Jacob, Breaking Dawn Alice (when she leaves her family... I know there's a purpose, but it still sucked), the 'fade to black' scenes on Isle Esme (don't even GET me started...), cockblockers (i.e.: Jacob), and the fact that we have to wait TOO DAMN LONG for the other three movies to hit theaters.

Since I hate more things than I love, maybe I need counseling... writing (and reading) is therapeutic. Hopefully it will be enough. :)

Check me out on Twitter (dyenessa) and Facebook (Dyenessa Cullen). I love new friends!

UPDATED 7/15/11:

A few updates:

Spring semester (and Summer term) is over... no more school 'til Fall...

My daughter and I have moved into a HUGE house in Washington, DC. A longer commute to work, yes, but I am glad we moved!

I'm married now! :) That's MRS. Cullen to you, as of March 19th, 2011. It's been a great few months, but now I'm in the mood to write again.

Chapter 15 is UP!!!! I promise I will update a LOT sooner than this last time. Please read and show me some luuuuuuuuv. :)

I'm heading to San Diego for Comic-Con TOMORROW and I am SO EXCITED!!! I am camping out with a few friends outside of Hall H on Wednesday night. Hopefully I will have a google of awesome front-row pics from the Breaking Dawn panel on Thursday morning.

UPDATED 8/12/10:

Okay, guys... I know I have been gone for a minute but I have NOT forgotten about this story. I sorta had a... change in trajectory for sex-crazed Bella and her hopeless pawn Edward. And I lost my beta :( So, rest assured, the next chapter will be posted very, very soon. It will be worth the wait... guaranteed! Twitter (dyenessa) and Facebook (Dyenessa Cullen) are the best ways to catch me for updates, teasers, spoilers, etc... so check me out!

Since you have been so patient, here's a spoiler for Chapter 15...

Edward might not go home right after the 'incident' at the Alley... maybe he takes a detour to someone's U District apartment...

Or not... :)


UPDATED 2/19/10:

EXCITING NEWS! “Two Wants, One Unfulfilled” was nominated for the Indie Twific Award for “AU Story that Knocks You Off Your Feet”!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU to all of you who nominated this story. I am glad that so many people like it. Now that the nomination period has ended, voting starts February 20th. Please vote at ... and spread the word!

Chapter 13, "Double Entendre" posted today. Here are some relevant links:

Urbandictionary.com's definition of a "jolly rancher" -

Chaucer's 'Canterbury Tales' (which, by the way, is chock full of sexual innuendos) - (P.S.: This has the original Middle English and Modern English translations side-by-side)

The Bible is in wide circulation but the chapter from which today's quote is found (I Corinthians 13) is particularly relevant to this story. It talks about the importance of love. Read the section in its entirety (New International Version) -

Sidebar - The quotes at the beginning of the chapter are important: one represents Bella's perspective and the other is from Edward's POV. Which quote is Bella's and which quote is Edward's? If you can figure out the double entendre here, you get a Jolly Rancher from RPattz himself! :)

Happy reading!!


UPDATED 1/29/10:

Edward's attire:

The shirt (in charcoal - almost black) -

The pants (in black, of course) -

One word - YUM!

Edward's "morning-after" outtake is posted below. It was originally posted with Chapter 12, but it slowed the story down so I took it out. Check it out!

UPDATED 1/22/10:

If you are interested in Bella's outfit in Chapter 10, these items were my inspiration:

Raincoat: (I LOVE THIS COAT!! I want one for myself. :))

Wrap cardigan:

The boots:

Imagining Edward/Rob in a blood red dress shirt, a ribbed wifebeater, dark-wash jeans, and fuck-me eyes is not difficult to do. No need for examples. :)

UPDATED 12/14/09:

New story posted - 'Nocturne Op. 9'. Originally posted for the 12/14 Smut Mondays @ Twilighted: .

If you would like to hear the piece mentioned in the o/s (Nocturne in B-flat minor, Op 9, No 1 by Chopin), Maria Joao Pires gives a wonderful interpretation here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4zkk7NOCtg&feature=related – it’s beautiful.

Let me know what you think!

UPDATED 11/14/09:


The “Twilight Fandom Gives Back” auction starts Sunday, November 15th, at 10am EST. I am auctioning two 5,000-word one-shots – you write the prompt, I write the fic. It could be a TWOU outtake, an alternate ending, any another idea I have floating around in my head, or anything you can come up with. The auction will run until Friday, November 20th. All proceeds benefit Alex's Lemonade. Please sign up for the auction website, bid lovingly, and spread the word!!

UPDATED 11/13/09:


I will be the guest author for the December 14th edition of “Smut Mondays” by Ninapolitan! The powerhouses of fanfic have contributed some top-notch smut to start your week off right. If you are not familiar with “Smut Mondays”, PLEASE go check it out on Twilighted (www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=834). Please come and support these wonderful writers and PLEASE check out my story on December 14th!

UPDATED 10/26/09:

Links to pics that inspired the Cullen Seattle house:

UPDATED 9/9/09:

New chapter for TWOU - links to cool stuff from Ch. 3:

Info about moonstone (emotional healing):

Info about malachite (protection):

Bella’s necklace:

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14740 - Favs: 12,493 - Follows: 5,671 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
47 Days by netracullen reviews
Bella and Edward had never met until they spent 47 days in hell together. They can trust no one, except for each other. Now they're home, and trying to heal as they fight for the normality they always took for granted. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,408 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9573 - Favs: 9,169 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deep in the Heart of Me by counselor reviews
Opens in 1934. Tonio is oldest of nine, farmboy. Sobe is the new lawman's daughter. She shows up at Tonio's school. What seems inevitable quickly becomes impossible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7861 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Speciation of Me by QuinnLark reviews
My favorite word was f*ck. It always had been; always would be. I took my coffee black - French-pressed - and my wine dry and red. I took Jake with a shot of whiskey; Edward with a mimosa. I was stuck between a mix of worlds - theirs and a hazy one I could never see clearly - and it was all a gigantic mind-f*ck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,315 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15118 - Favs: 8,820 - Follows: 9,170 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20338 - Favs: 13,541 - Follows: 5,557 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz reviews
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH. Two-times winner of The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week Poll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,139 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10408 - Favs: 5,875 - Follows: 4,179 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Third Date by Lexiconiful reviews
Nick and Jess go on their third date and all that implies. You'll see glimpses of their first and second date as they make their way through the evening. Funny and sweet making it's way to romantic and steamy. I do not own New Girls or the characters. I just love them.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,361 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Untwirl Me by headoverhook reviews
"You have to take a little responsibility, tarting around in this three-piece suit." It was just a matter of time until they would reach the boiling point and one of them would snap. COMPLETE
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Anti Social Behavioral Order by SoapyMayhem reviews
Hiatus - A group of juvenile delinquents are sentenced to spend their summer doing community service. When a freak lighting storm gives them super powers, they are forced to stick together, no matter how much they hate each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Enough by A.L. Rules reviews
Bella & Jacob's 15-year marriage is over & Jacob moves on into the arms of another woman. Bella isn't sure how to move on with her life. When she meets Edward Cullen sparks fly, but can she take a chance? Or will her fears keep her from what she wants?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,093 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glass Doors by kissyfur reviews
AU/AH. We were forever, and no matter what, I knew I would always love her. But each decision we make carries consequences, and sometimes everybody must pay the price.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14387 - Favs: 16,007 - Follows: 8,495 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10046 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 6,138 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 354 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4100 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19616 - Favs: 12,522 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5274 - Favs: 4,844 - Follows: 4,127 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Two Wants, One Unfulfilled reviews
Nominated for an Indie TwiFic Award - Bella wants one thing from Edward.... but Edward wants more. When will Edward get what he wants? AU/AH, Chock full of lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,711 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Moonstones and Memories reviews
Selected outtakes from my story, "Two Wants, One Unfulfilled".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nocturne Op 9 reviews
When friends become lovers & life becomes complicated... A jet-black baby grand piano & a timeless classic by Chopin serve as the impetus for their blessed reunion. Bella & Edward wrestle with their feelings for one another by firelight. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Redux reviews
-ON HIATUS- Edward leaves Bella alone and broken in New Moon. But what if he finds a way to reunite with his love without endangering her life? What will he sacrifice in the process? A hard-fought battle between fate and love -- which will Edward choose?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward