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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and House of Night.
My name is Amethyst. I'm 17 years old. I live in England, London. I have 2 sisters and 1 brother. I'm in my first year of college (obviously). I have curly black hair, blue eyes and I'm 5 foot 7. My hobbies are reading (see; I'm a dork...), writing (more proof of dorkism (if that's a word)), drawing (they just keep coming), going out with friends (phew...), singing/dancing, and a illion other things I can't be bothered to write...
Anyways...I got an awesome mate who told me about fanfiction and so I decided to make an account. It's quite funny how she told me to make one but she doesn't habe one herself...So I decided to do a quick oneshot- just to see what people thought about my crappy writing style.
Most of my fanfics (or probably all of them) are gonna be Twilight.
please read and review-
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile
If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile.
-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN A LOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.
-You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.
-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.
-If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
-One of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
-There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, cho-jeevas, spinningvortex, Maia White,NejiismineXD, Bididle'08, DiamondAngel1901
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
-If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...coppy and paste this to your profile
-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (hot is an understatement)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
-AV is Addicted to Vampires
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in. No WAY crazy is when you laugh evily to yourself, no one else is in the room, and there is nothing evil you have done and/or thought of to make you laugh evily to yourself. Crazy is when you can only stare at you best friend for five seconds before a laughing fit starts. Crazy is actually when you throw yourslef out of a window, land on the house extension underneath the window, sit there for about an hour (in the rain) laughing maniaclly to your self, then admiting to your slef that you can't fly (that's what I actually did). If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
Huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile.
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile.
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Edward's Heroine, ALYSHA CULLEN, Bididle08, DiamondAngel1901
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you have your own little world, C&P
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste
I find "good morning" contradictory
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree.
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If your mother has a pair of grey woolly winter socks at least SOMEWHERE in her closet (or sock drawer) C&P.The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. When I laugh, I sound like my gay uncle. The letter C reminds me of the color orange which reminds me of Alice Cullen. I like to show people my socks for abosoloutly no reason at all. I like to walk around the house at 5am in the morning wearing a lime green poncho, a shiny purple viking helmet and a red speedo. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile (and add something random)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.
80 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasnt copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you you think Edward is freacken HOT copy + paste this into your profile
If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile
If you(next to Edward) Jacob is perfect for Bella, paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
15 Things to do when your in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls andthrow them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops
moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
(O.M.G.!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Stuff I thought was funny!
When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!)
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Esme and Aro, no, eww.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Edward, totally, you don't have to talk with him, he just knows.
3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
If Aro got Renesmee pregnant, Edward would kill him, bring him back and kill him again.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Jacob, yes, a few.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bella and Esme? Eww, that's too gross to think about.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Emmett/Jacob no way! Emmett/Rosalie aren't they married.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?
Carlisle would ask Jasper and Bella why Alice and Edward haven't murdered them yet, because Alice would have seen it and Edward would have heard it from Alice.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Alice and Rosalie are on a mission to get Bella to like shopping. But when the mall shuts down and they are locked in the mall overnight what will happen. Post-BD.
9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Jasper and Renesmee, No, Eww. he's her uncle.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.
Through her Chrimson Eyes
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Edward wanted to go out with Jasper. What if he said yes. Where would that leave Alice and Bella. Do the volturi become their replacement family. Leads to Aro/Alice and Alec/Bella
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?
Yes, they do.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
They would rather draw and write the Cullen's, not evil red-eyed italian vampires, oh that makes the Volturi sound kinda sexy.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Bella, Edward and Emmett, yeah, Truth or Dare with Cullens.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
STUPID HUMANS!! or I HATE MEN!!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Mama Don't preach.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?
Jasper, Esme and Rosalie Warning:Twin, Crazy Mother and Wal-Mart alert.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Rosalie to use on Bella... That's kinda sick, not happening.
Girls outfits on the first day of school: CHANGED