Itachi's Chair 420hide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Right now I have time to work on fanfictions and currently I'm most invested in Not Your Average Vampire Story. School is a Battlefield is on a hiatus and I have no idea if it'll ever come off of it. I've also deleted a bunch of stories, though they were mostly oneshots. I will do my best to update NYAVS as consistently as I can. As of today (July 25th, 2015) there may be a period in the coming months where you will not hear anything from me for around three months. If this happens I will put a note both here and in NYAVS. Rest assured that isn't me leaving the story, it's me literally being somewhere without internet or technology for three months. Until then, expect updates ranging anywhere from one day to two weeks. I won't lie to you all, sometimes I really just do not have the energy to write. I love doing it but sometimes personal reasons make it difficult. No matter what though you can always message me about anything! Be it NYAVS, another story, or just that you wanted to say you like pineapples. Anything goes, and I would love to talk to you guys. -Insert heart here since I can't make a stupid less than sign on this stupid site- Also, if you want to you can follow me at my tumblr ( if the link doesn't work). I'm on there nearly every day and I'll be posting important NYAVS info whenever something comes up. Feel free to message me about fanfiction, Naruto, or what you had for breakfast today. I so do not mind one bit. | |||||||
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The Barista by Anbu-chan reviews
Barista: bəˈrēstə,bəˈrɪstə/ (n.) a person whose job involves preparing and serving different types of coffee. Sakura couldn't decide what she liked more, the coffee or her eccentric customers. AU; MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,602 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 8/22/2021 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Phony Digits by StoatsandWeasels reviews
AU: Instead of turning guys down, approval junkie Kagome Higurashi has been handing out a fake phone number. What happens when her best friend decides to investigate, and discovers that the phony digits actually belong to a henpecked hanyou?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,120 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 2/3/2016 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] [Sango, Miroku]
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 7,685 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sakura's Moronic Best Friends by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,842 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
The Akatsuki Bro Code by rabid behemoth reviews
Tobi beats prostitutes (at Go Fish), Itachi explains fanfiction, and Team Kakashi suffers from a bathhouse-related accident. There is no fourth wall. [Crackfic!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Whispers in the Dark by xSakuraWings reviews
She was never alone. For they are always there for her, in one way or another. Their love for her will never fade away like the ones before and they will prove it. /Akatsuki x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
It's School Love by smiles555fofo reviews
Hinata is a quiet shy girl who wanted to be outgoing like her two friends. So she decided to be like them, turns out it wasn't a good idea, well sorta. But what happens when totally hot teachers have a 'thing' for the poor girl? Which one will she choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,213 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
International School of Psychos and Freaks alike by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
AU. Not a Highschool fic. Haruno Sakura is an average teenager who happens to be sent to boarding school in Europe away from all she knows. What's this? Her Dad has a secret? How will she cope in this nuthouse she finds herself in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,537 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Akatsuki's Hacking Whore by AkatsukiZSama reviews
My life is normal... untill the Akatsuki show up in my world, kidnapp me, and force me to be their whore. Not only that, but they want me to hack into the computers of their enemies. Rated for the obvious. All AkatsukiXOC me .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Pudding Portal: An Akatsuki Crack by Dreaded redhead sand-ninja reviews
Well the Akatsuki make to the real world through a pudding portal, cause Hidan pissed off a witch. When they get 2 the World they find things are not as they seem. fangirls have to get them back to their world. Rated for Hidan, suggestions, and voilence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Akatsuki MADNESS! by Onyx Embers reviews
Several random short stories about the akatsuki. No plotline, no timeline. I threw EVERYTHING out the window on this one. Rated T for chapter 8. Written by Sand. Finished/Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Red Threads of Daybreak by Aria Illusine reviews
A collection of AkaSaku drabbles, this one's a KisaSaku! Kisame makes a strange suggestion, that leads to a minor epiphany on Sakura's part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Reverence by MyTragicLover reviews
Sakura's memories have returned and she and Itachi are now living together in Konoha. But when things spiral out of control once again, she will be forced to confront her biggest fear, losing the man she loves a third time. ItaSaku SEQUEL TO REMINISCENCE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,734 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Unleashed by AMTNaruto reviews
Straight from the mind of Aqua-Lee and myself, respectively, comes a whole new look on the real life of the Akatsuki! You'll be shocked, horrified, and dead from all the laughter! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Reminiscence by MyTragicLover reviews
Itachi and Sakura now have a simple but happy life in the Land of Waves and Sakura's dreams are beginning to become more vivid, much to the couple's happiness... but is everything as it seems? Sequel to Remembrance ItaSaku SEQUEL NOW OUT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Avalon Demon High by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
"You're so lucky, Kagome. you get to start fresh" I,Kagome Higurashi am being forced to move to Tokyo.Where I will be attending Avalon Demon High. So new school, new friends and drama.Its a demon school but its still a high school. So drama is expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 287,719 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Ninja's Have Internet? by CuteCountryGirl-14 reviews
Just as it says..This is about Naruto having chat rooms! As well, Two girls sneak into the chat rooms. Rated T, Because of slight language and being perverted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008
Packmate by Aria Illusine reviews
Pakkun finally gets tired of Kakashi doing nothing about his attraction to Sakura, and takes matters into his own hands...er...paws. With the rest of Kakashi's summons pack to help! KakaSaku Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
I should've done it sooner by Anythingsomethingwhatever reviews
Sasori's P.O.V. SASODEI. Shounen Ai. This story will be based on this quote: “It's hard to let someone go who has touched your life. But, it hurts more to say goodbye when he was never yours yet changed your life the most."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Haunting by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is the granddaughter of a shaman, who doesn't believe she has any powers. But when the house she's just moved into turns out to be...already inhabited, the girl is forced to take matters into her own hands. ItaSaku KakaSaku NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Savior by MyTragicLover reviews
To get away from Sasuke for fear of falling in love with him again, she accepts an indefinite mission at the border of Fire Country. When Orochimaru attacks, she's rescued by a very unlikely savior. ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,376 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Remembrance by MyTragicLover reviews
When memories Sakura never knew existed begin to break through the surface of her subconscious memory, Tsunade decides to send her on a very unfitting mission in search of answers. What will happen? Will she ever remember? ItaSaku SEQUEL NOW OUT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Forever Resentful by Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian reviews
Sakura’s life is falling apart. So in a quick decision to pick up the broken pieces, she auditions for a world-renowned band…and gets the part! But, what happened to the former singer and who’s this mysterious man who can’t take his eyes off her? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,637 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Prom Week by IluvShika45 reviews
Konaha High has a Prom Week where the student body spends the week doing whatever they want in the school. The main girls are in the same room with the guys. What will happen? Sasu/Saku, Naru/Hina, Ino/Shika, Mats/Gaa,Ten/Neji. SLIGHT Saku/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,087 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time That Passed by Stormdragon6 reviews
In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,336 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Electrocution is Actually Not That Bad by 2crazy random people reviews
After a sequence of creapy events Gaara and Sakura end up stuck in each other's minds. Literally. Together can they sort everything out or will their inner-selves drive each other insane? And who said anything about a wedding? Rated 4 leather boxers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,440 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Human by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Pein was considered to be God by the citizens of the Village Hidden in the Rain. Konan was dubbed "the angel of God," by the same villagers. But what happens when "God" and "Angel" have human urges? Lemony one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by MyTragicLover reviews
When Sakura went on a B-ranked mission, she never expected to end up the master to a seemingly senile old lady who offers her three wishes. But, is this old lady as senile as Sakura thinks? EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Party of Three by J-Pop Princess reviews
This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
When love can't conquer all Forbidden love by MyTragicLover reviews
What happens when you fall in love with the one person you can't be with because it's taboo? Haruno Sakura has to learn about the experience the hard way when she falls for the one person that could ruin her entire reputation. AU ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sequel to WLCCA FL by MyTragicLover reviews
What life was like for Itachi and Sakura when he got back from Tokyo. Sequel toWhen love can't conquer all Forbidden love. Set three years in the future from where I left off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
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Dead Until Dawn reviews
Oh no, Reader-chan needs a job! Sakura has an job! But wait! There's hot guys at said job! How could Reader-chan possible deal! There will be laughs, there will be sads, but most importantly, there will be cums. Strap in you fucking degenerate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2022 - Akatsuki
Not Your Average Vampire Story reviews
Sakura Haruno is finally able to return to familiar territory and continue her magical studies. This would be oh so exciting news if it weren't for one little detail. Being a late arrival her pick of housing is limited. Being shacked up with a group of "radical" vampires could be worse. At least she'll have some eye candy during her studies. AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,563 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Kitty Kurse reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete