Hey! I wonder how you made it here... Well, I happy you're here regardless. My name is Aika Kyoraku! ...Yes... That Kyoraku... The one from Bleach...

ANYWAY!

I should probably tell you some completely irrelevant stuff that you probably don't want to know! I'm surprised you haven't just skipped to the bottom of the page...

1. Unlike my brother, I cannot hold my liquor.

2. Shuuhei Hisagi is mine. I have claimed him. Leave him in my closet.

3. I believe in yaoi. I'm sorry if it offends you in any way.

4. I am a Soul Reaper.

5. I currently reside in the Urahara Shoten, keeping an eye out for suspicious behavior.

6. Age? I lost count somewhere along the lines of 100... Sorry...

7. If anyone was wondering, the icon in the corner is a picture of me, Shuuhei Hisagi, Kouchou, my Zanpakutou, and my older brother, Shunsui Kyoraku.

...Continue reading at your own risk... Just Jesting...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Apparently I'm the "Clueless Uke..." I'm embarrassed to say it fits... I'm most compatible with Opportunist Seme or Romantic Seme... Least compatible with Sadistic Seme or Don't F w/ me Seme... Interesting, no?

FAVORITE QUOTES!!

"What once was is no longer were..." Collin Mochrie (Is an amazing Canadian!)

"No! I will not be tempted by the fanny of darkness!" Collin Mochrie (Again!)

"I'm the lightening rod of HATE! ZZZZZT" Once again, my favorite Canadian other than my old gym teacher, Collin Mochrie

"Sorry I'm late- I got lost on the path of life!" Kakashi from Naruto (Is one of the best things about the series! He is one of my favorite Perverts...)

"Molesters are okay as long as they're men." Kamui Gackt (LOVE HIM SO!)

"What a crazy random happenstance!" Neil Patrick Harris in Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (My God, this man is amazing!)

"Oh MY GOD! THAT IS UNREAL, SERIOUSLY PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD!" Yumichika while fighting Charlotte Cuuhlhourne

"OMG! It's Sailor Moon on steroids!" My sister, Ezekiel Sullivan (CHECK OUT HER PROFILE! Seriously, she has some amazing stuff up!), while trying to find words to describe Charlotte Cuuhlhourne

"Behind this mask is, ANOTHER MASK!" Kakashi (Oh My Deity, I love this man!)

"Are you getting cold feet?" Lloyd Asplund asking his blind date to marry him (I don't really watch Code Geass, but I know Lloyd is amazing)

"You don't name old people..." Barthomew, the little voice in a ditzy girl's head (My sister's Creative Expression Speech)

"NO! MAX LENNY DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S DIRTY!" Ezekiel Sullivan, ML Files

"What's this posinous Cobra doing in my underwear drawer?" Weird Al's I Have A Funny Feeling You Don't Love Me Anymore

"I wouldn't want you to sink any deeper into the depths of dumb." Naru from Ghost Hunt

"NARU YOU JERK FACE!" Mai from Ghost Hunt

"OH! Look at my wrist, I have to go!" Neil Patrick Harris in Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog

"It's not garbage it's a house for a hamster!" Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club (I LOVE YOU HATORI BISCO! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!)

"Oh My Buddah..." Monk-san from Ghost Hunt

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to decieve." Sir Walter Scott

"That's a powerful string..." A girl from my class said that when she saw my art teacher cutting clay with the wire with handles

"My finger aren't working for me today..." The same girl (She is a Quote Fountain!)

"I can't get my pants on!" A friend changing for gym

"Aww, shit on a shingle!" Lavi from D-Gray Man

"Time for butt sex!" Gin trying to clear the room in Brown Leafed Vertigo (That story is amazing!)

"Eff you Kira..." Rixva in Detenation (Censored version. My kin's story! Check it out if you like the good guys in Death Note! Meaning L and company... To me they're the good guys...)

"Why, hello! Love the new look, Kenny-Sensei!" Magu from my FanFiction...

"Don't I look like silent death?!" Adam Savage from MythBusters

"Am I missing an eyebrow?" Adam Savage from MythBusters

"If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating!" Adam Savage

"If your face was a door I would have slammed it shut!" Yumikou Ayesagawa

"If life were a game, you'd be the loser." Me

"Okay, you just lost your mustard privelleges!" My God Brother...

"A prune is a plum that has seen better days." Anonymous

"A raisin is a worried looking grape." Anonymous

"Art produces ugly things which frequently become beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly in time." Jean Cocteau

"Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris- daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs..." Fred Allen

"Alcohol may pick you up a bit, but it sure lets you down in a hurry." Betty Ford

"The worst drug of today is not smack or pot- it's refined sugar." George Hamilton

"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better." Robert Redford

"If you can speak three languages- you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages- you're bilingual. If you can speak one language- you're an American." Anonymous

"This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money on books than we do on chewing gum." Elbert Hubbard

"You are the sea and I am the cumulonimbus clouds above you!" Yumikou Ayesagawa

"Yeah, raining on my parade..." My reply to the above quote

"You're a party-pooper..."

"Thanks..."

"You're welcome. You poop at parties." A conversation between me and a relative

""That was disturbing! My belly button is frightened!" My reaction to the bugging of Neo in THE MATRIX

"What's in this?!"

"SOMETHING THAT WILL KILL YOU!" Conversation between me and an annoying kid drinking from my water bottle... Darn kid...

"Child, anti-christ, what's the difference?!" Yumikou Ayesagawa

If you decide to read, enjoy!

Aika OUT! FWOOMPH!