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Author has written 1 story for Rosario + Vampire.

Meh, just call me Snake22996

My favorite anime of all time has to be School Day's, a tragic but great show, my favorite manga has to be Rosario (so much better than anime >.>)

I like different styles of music, ranging from screamo to japanese music (FTW) but country i just cannot stand!

Although the anime's and manga's themselves are good, i decided to give this site a chance to read some people's PoV's about their stories, and with much luck i've found that people here've got amazing imaginations and hopefully my stories (1 right now and future ones to come) can match up with them :D

Anyone new to my one story so far 'What You See Might Not Be Real' will notice that chapters 15 & 16 are the same, this was a mistake i made while editing the original ch 16, as of now im trying to locate the original file and will re upload it once i can, if for some reason i cannot find it, I have found the original ch 15 and have re uploaded the file to the site, now just waiting for the confirmation of the change, sorry again for the inconvenience.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"

Probably one of the best poems ive ever heard, all credit go to T.D. Sugoi

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:


My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen;
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
what else could have made
my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
then maybe my mommy,
would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
or else I'm locked up,
all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone,
the house is dark,
my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
so maybe I'll get just,
one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
my daddy is back,
from Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse,
my name he calls,
I press myself
against the wall.

I try and hide,
from his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
he shouts ugly words,
he says its my fault,
that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me,
and yells at me more,
I finally get free,
and I run for the door.

He's already locked it,
and I start to bawl,
he takes me and throws me,
against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,
with my bones nearly broken,
and my daddy continues,
with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
but it’s now much too late,
his face has been twisted,
into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,
again and again,
oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops,
and heads for the door,
while I lay there motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,
and I am but three,
tonight my daddy,
murdered me.

Yet another great and sad story about a poor little girl, pass it on

If this has affected you in any way, spread it around, all credit to T.D. Sugoi

Tomy and Ami were on a motorcycle, speeding down a road.

Ami: Slow down, I'm scared!

Tomy: No, this is fun!

Ami: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Tomy: Then tell me you love me.

Ami: I love you, now slow down!

Tomy: Now give me a big hug.

Ami gave him a hug and a squeeze from behind.

Tomy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, there was a story about a motor cycle that had crashed into a building due to a brake failure. There had been two people on it; there was one survivor. The truth was halfway down the road, Tomy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want to scare Ami. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy and paste this into your profile page if you would do the same for someone that you love -T.D. Sugoi

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The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rosario Chains by Brone Greyclaw reviews
This AU starts after chapter 22 of the capu2 manga. Tsukune and his friends become more involved in the struggle between Ayakashi and Humans while their relationships grow and evolve, even into their adult lives. -almost there -
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 330 - Words: 1,271,546 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 2/25/2010
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14104 - Favs: 17,557 - Follows: 15,059 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What Love Takes by Eerie Enigma reviews
It has been half a year since the leader of Anti-Thesis was defeated. After his return to the academy, Tsukune has a misunderstanding with Moka. What if it had gone differently? Who would think that the consequences would become so large?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,672 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7637 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 4,817 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5406 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... Rated M for lemon content.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 331,081 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
The Kitsune Rebel of Yokai Academy by Bonesboy15 reviews
Naruto had lost control at four tails against Sasuke and killed him. In a strange turn of events unknown to the blonde, he had taken Sasuke's Sharingan, somehow developing the eternal mangekyo. To gain control of his Yokai he's sent away. AU. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,834 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Do No Harm by MistressWinowyll reviews
This story is an offshoot of The Lord Of The Land Of Fire's The Mighty Vampire Aono, picking up right after Tsukune dismissed Ria for Moka. Ria decides since she can't hurt him or his family, she can give them her most generous gift. M for the obvious
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Bet by MistressWinowyll reviews
Can the Kurumu's aunt, Shade, seduce Tsukune what only the Vampire, Ria, Moka's sister, could take by force? The Bet made at their reception turns bad. Lord of the Land of Fire and MistressWinowyll joint story. Off shoot of The Mighty Vampire Aono story.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,143 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
A Breath And A Moment by Soulblazer87 reviews
Parallel to MistressWinowyll's Get What You Wanted. When Gin arrives, he isn't a horndog and he gives Moka a choice. How would this choice unfold in a myriad futures? Read and select their future, and through them perhaps your own.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Transfusion by 73145 reviews
Tsukune begins to change in ways neither he nor anyone else could have predicted. Will it be for better or for worse? Will he ran from his new self, or accept it? Most importantly, why am I asking YOU all of this? I already know! But you don't, so read on
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,543 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Who Should I Choose by Hinata6 reviews
ON HOLD. What if it was Hinata who was put in Naruto and Sasuke's team and not Sakura? Sure this story has the same aspects as the anime but I added a few things to change it…well a lot of changes and twists. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,853 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
What has never been by dogsfang reviews
What if Tsukune never went to Youkia Academy and he never met Moka. Would fate find a way to bring the two of them together?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
The Blackened Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
An alteranate version of my story 'The Tempered Heart'.Following a tragedy Naruto is sent to a school for monsters. What will happen when the wrong person becomes the only one he can turn to? Nar X OC Warning! Very mature sexual material!
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Rosario Tsukune by evelsaint93 reviews
This is my twist on Rosario Vampire. What if Tsukune wasn't fully human? But rather the descendant of Lucifer the fallen Archangel. Watch him take the Youkai World by a storm! A TsukunexHarem Fic. -Evelsaint93
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,218 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008
Tale of the Demon Fox by RogueRoguePhoenix reviews
After years of planning, Uzumaki Naruto had razed Konoha to the ground and slaughtered his enemies. With the shinobi world dying, the demon ninja decided to seek peace in a new one. His arrival will spark a new revolution to all Yokais. -Dark Naruto-
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,952 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Death is Only the Beginning by Amoral Philosopher reviews
The Shiki Fuujin. It was a jutsu meant to seal away the soul of the Kyuubi no Kitsune inside that of a newborn baby. It worked…kinda.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,576 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Unsealed Vampire II: Tsukune Lord of Arcania by Dragon Ninja 1138 reviews
Moka is dead, killed by Mizore and is held captive in the snow country, but when a strange wizard offers him help with not only to escape but restore Moka to him how will Tsukune react?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
The Tempered Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
A terrible tragedy shatters Naruto's heart and he is forced into exile for his own safety. He is sent to a different world filled monsters and secrets. Will he find the strength to heal his heart? Tsu X Mok, Nar X Kur
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
Escaping a Delusion by Airheaded dude reviews
In the midst of the war, Naruto is forced to be sent away from home. Will he ever- Oh who are we kidding? Watch Naruto raise hell around Youkai Academy, of all places.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U.
I Would Do Anything by lord of the land of fire reviews
What one girl would do to be with the one she loves. Tsu X Kur
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Tsukune A., Kurumu K. - Complete
The Unsealed Vampire by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka decided she was better off without a seal?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,177 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire: Revamp'd by T.D. Sugoi reviews
Rewrite of "Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire" - Tsukune and Moka meet under the most extreme circumstances. How will this affect their relationship, and help them in the trials to follow? MokaxTsukune; Possible lemons; Medium-speed story. Temp Hiatus
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
Vampire & Ghoul by Rockin2008 reviews
Summary : This Story is now up for Adoption 04/09/2012 - Just didn't have time for along while to write fanfics so if you want it please help yourself just leave a credit to me in an authors note
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Vampire soreto Rosario to Vampire by T.D. Sugoi reviews
What if Tsukune wasn't human when he came to Youkai Academy? What if he was a Vampire? But what if he was stronger than Moka, even stronger than Count Shuzen? MokaxTsukune, TsukunexMoka. Rated M for future lemons.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,136 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Shakugan no Shana: Crimson Revelations by NightmareMirage reviews
She was supposed to be their ally, but she betrayed them. He was supposed to save her, but he never did. Yuji Sakai now needs to face the truth. A horrible truth.
Shakugan no Shana - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5474 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
RosarioVampire: What you see might not be real reviews
What happens when Tsukune isnt the normal human he seems to be? What was hidden away from his past? What might have caused the course of history to take that sharp turn?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,688 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Moka A., Tsukune A.