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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Austrian, so I must be exactly like Hitler and think like a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(What!?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak


GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"When you have kids i hope they turn out just like you"


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Just because

she comes off strong,

doesn't mean she didn't

go to bed crying.

And even though she acts

like everything if fine

maybe

just maybe

she's really good at lying.


I wrote your name on a piece of paper ,but by accident i threw it away
I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.
i wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
If you love someone and that love will never be broken, paste this on your profile.

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Music Savior by Can't Decode Me reviews
Jasper and Bella! A.H. The summary is inside please check it out! Jasper moves to Forks and he and Bella become friends and maybe something more... later they meet @ a music academy will the old relationship pick up? read the full better summary inside! COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 129,018 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Whatever It Takes by xashamaley reviews
They both knew what they were doing was wrong and they were both cheating, But they were falling in love. But when Bella falls pregnant...together Bella and Edward's secret relationship is over and out and the open. How will they deal? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resilient by beautifulmoment reviews
Ten years is a long time. One hundred and fifty-eight is longer. She never stopped loving him, he never stopped looking for her. Love is more powerful than any measure of time apart. - Being Rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 5,210 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Night to Remember by LAshton10 reviews
Bella and Jasper are getting married. Edward and Alice are engaged. What happens when Edward sees Bella for the first time and falls in love? Can he stop the wedding and convince her he is her true love? Full of twists and turns!ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,562 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just Like You by Twi-Nerd18 reviews
Bella Swan is a teen sensation named Izzy Dwyer. Since her family moved to LA she's been homeschooled. Now that they have decided to move to another small town named Forks, her and her brother Jasper deal with their senior year at a real highschool. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Affinity by BrownEyes11 reviews
*ATTENTION* I have created a Mary-Sue in this story. I'm going to finish it because I know I ought to, but I'd just like to say...I'm disappointed in myself. Zoey and Erik have a daughter named Sharin-Rae Redbird Night. What will happen when Sharin enters The House of Night and meets Neferet's daughter? Neferet is growing more powerful; she'll do anything to take control...
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009
You Belong With Me by MusicMadam reviews
Based off of Taylor Swift's song You Belong With Me.Bella is in love with Edward Cullen her neighbor and best friend,but Edward has a girlfriend.Will Bella finally have the courage to tell Edward how she feels.All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,109 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue Me, Please! by IAmCullenized reviews
Bella Swan is a new girl who moves in with her dad, Charlie...but he's Abusive. She sings in her spare time. Charlie hates her. What will Bella do about it? Who are the Cullens? Will Charlie be stopped? ALL HUMAN Better than it sounds! please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Too Young For Love? by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
This is the story of an 8 year old Bella and an 8 year old Edward. They fall in love when they first see each other. They confessed their love to each other the night they met. They lost their virtue to each other when they were 14 and were married at 18.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paramore and Bella? Or is it Hayley? by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
Edward left Bella 200 years ago. Bella was changed by Victoria, and is now a famous singer and formed the band Paramore. What happens when the Cullen's see her on TV? I know that this has been done before, but not by me! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13512 - Favs: 8,250 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
PS I Love You by ballerina-Alice reviews
The girl dumbly selected an e-mal and typed in a formal "Hi." Thinking she was just getting a friend to open up to, not knowing she was crashing into true love. Originaly by GeezGeena, I am writing from chapter 7.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red Moon by Lil-Rahl reviews
Four months after Edward and the Cullens leave. Bella's vampire bite starts acting up in strange ways. Without the help of the Cullens, Bella is left alone to deal with what may happen. Epilouge now added!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,068 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Weeks Visit by The Fallen Dark Angel reviews
when Bella invites Jessica and Angela to spend a week at the Cullens home what will happen? will the secret be unvealed? how will they fair to seeing Renesmee? R&R plz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Angela, Jessica - Complete
Gallery by EdwardMasen-luver-4ever reviews
They say that unrequited love is the hardest, that loving someone who doesn't love you back could lead you into the deepest, darkest depression... Or maybe its not that bad, either way, Edward Cullen should know. AH, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Save Me From Myself by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Got bored and decided to make another story where Max was raped. It's been four years since she last saw the flock. What happens when they find her? Can she trust them again? Can she still love Fang? Mang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,160 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
You Belong With Me by Brittany Xoxo reviews
Based on You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. Edward, star football player and MVP of Forks High is dating Tanya. Bella isn't "cool" but one of Edwards best friends and neighbour. Every chapter is based on line from the song. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love Octagon by Ivy O'Hara reviews
Bella loves Jasper. Jasper loves Renesmee. Renesmee loves Jacob. Jacob loves Alice. Alice loves Edward. Edward loves Rosalie. Rosalie loves Emmett. Emmett loves Bella. They are all Princesses or Princes of Europe with King Charles arranging the marriages.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 132,306 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Raising Her Voice by BlackPunkPrincess reviews
FULL SUMMARY IS INSIDE - OOC/Mid-NEW MOON/AU - Bella snapped out of her zombie state. She now rules the school with her friends. The first week after Christmas break there is a party and Bella is proforming. Will the Cullen get her back? **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,822 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire Queen by Alyss Rose Heart reviews
Bella and Jasper are married one year before the war.They both get turned.146 years later,Bella is now the queen of the vampire community.But what will happen when Jasper shows up with the Cullens and she sees Alice all over him.My first Bells/Jazz FanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
525,600 minutes by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan is a hooter's girl,and doesn't take anyone's shit.No one has caught her eye until Edward comes in one day.Mesmerized with him,she makes a painting of him.What happens when he sees it in a museum in NYC?He scours the city to find her sum inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,842 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Will Love You by twolden77 reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is an English teacher. Edward is a new student in her class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Duets by Ivy O'Hara reviews
Esme and Carlisle decide to host a duet competition to occupy everyone. They decide to make interesting by the winners get to do whatever they want to the losers as a reward. But the boys don't get to be with their wives so how will that turn out? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanna Biscuit? Hide and Seek Rules! by Brown-EyesxGold-Eyes reviews
Okay, so Alice is having this craving about playing hide and seek. But, not just with the Cullens. There going to play with ALL the teenagers at Forks High! All Regular Pairings, really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullens sign up for sports by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
The Cullens signing up for sport? Whats the worst that could happen? Will Edward fall in love? How would Edward know the sports he dreaded would make him the happiest man alive? I still suck at summaries but its better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,019 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Oh My My My by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
Bella and the gang are friends growing up but then Bella is forced to leave. When events unfold Bella goes back to Forks and then tragedy strikes not once but three times in the same family. How will these friends survive? AH. Canon couples. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,896 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bachelorette: Bella Swan by Oh Elle reviews
Bella is the new Bachelorette. Edward is one of the bachelors. Neither knows about the others involvement in the show when they meet and fall in love right before it starts filming. What's it like watching the woman you love date other men? - Canon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,372 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Twilight by Karinne reviews
The roles are switched ! Bella is the vampire and Edward is the human, R&R please ;- Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,775 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5879 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 4,835 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meet the Parents by Lizardgirl7 reviews
What if Joey brought Mary home to meet his parents after he already proposed to her? What would happen? Would they be able to see her not as Domifreak's old servant, but as their son's true love? Rated T just in case.
Another Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
Endlessly by beautifulmoment reviews
Summary unavailable. Being Rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
UnBreak My Heart by alligatorpie reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday party, Jasper realizes that he's in love with Bella. Determined to make her okay again, he finds her in the forest after Edward leaves her. Will he be able to un-break her heart? Non-Canon, JasperxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,621 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Always Second Best by QueenJuliet reviews
Emmett Cullen is crazy in love with Rosalie Hale... there's just one problem: She's dating his best friend. If you could call it dating. Emmett's always there for her, always dying inside to see her unhappy. Especially, when he finds out the truth...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,585 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Fang Venom Must Die! by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Fang is the king of high school and is now dating the three hottest girls Nudge, Ella, and Bridget. When Max comes she tells them and then helps them get back at him by beaking his heart. But what happens when she starts to fall for him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
A Promise that Last Forever by TheVolturiGirl reviews
Bella comes back to Forks after 12 years. She made a promise before she left but when she sees Edward didn't keep the promise she's devastated. When Edward realizes his mistake is it too late? OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
Skater Meets Popular by EverWonderWhy reviews
Edward's a skater. Bella's in the popular crowd. Get the picture? Will they ever learn to get along? Will they learn to love? Read to find out! A great, funny, drama filled story you will love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,992 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life with Max and Fang by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max and Fang are 18 and living togehter. Basically just their life together. Flock lives with Dr. M. Mang of course. No plot, just make it up as I go, though I do have a pretty good idea on how it will end. Language and Sex refrences a lot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,843 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Truly A Cullen: Bella's Story by ArmyMonique reviews
What if Bella was the first one to join Carlisle after he became a vampire. More importantly, what if she was his daughter? The timeline starts in the late 1800's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,870 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
The Cullens get a Wii by frannehwashere reviews
After Bella's changed, she finds sunny days excruciatingly boring. So Carlisle picks up a Wii! Who knows what will happen? Jasper/Bella friendship... for now? c: Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper
SunSet by StopTheMadness reviews
For my whole life,I knew I was different.I am not your normal teenager.I am a mythical Creature.A mythical creature that lives among humans undetected.That has a family,friends and one who is now moving to Forks Washington.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Selfless by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has a hard life. Scratch that, hard doesn't cover it. Mum's an addict to Alcohol and Drugs. Step Dad's abusive. And Bella has to take care of her 2 younger siblings. Can the beautiful new kids help Bella out of this mess before she collapses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarred and Scared by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Edward left thinking it would be best for her. But what if it wasn't? What if when Bella left, Charlie got abusive? When the Cullen's return, can they save Bella from her living hell? Or is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Another Cinderbella Story by Ruwilling2catchme reviews
17 year old Bella is stuck in the world or rich and snobs where she neither fits in or is wanted.Bella finds herself falling for the world's #1 heartthrob Edward Cullen. Will he be the one to help Bella escape her happily never after make her life worse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,979 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
My Dirty Litte Secret by twilightfan213 reviews
Charlie was sick of Bella moping, so he sent her to live with her older brother. Who has a new girlfriend called Tanya Denali... and Bella, had a secret she never told the cullens, she WAS a famous ice skater...bad at summeries! *DISCONTINUED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pixies by Wixie reviews
Edward Finds Bella in his meadow, in the middle of december, The only thing different is, Bella is a Pixie. I suck at summaries, much better than it sounds. Chapter Eighteen Up. Wee-ooo. Rated M... For LATER chapers. Not for a while.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,323 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward II: Forever Yours by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
Sequel to Princess Isabella & Sir Edward Forever Starcrossed;Alice feels more alone than ever as the arrival of her baby draws closer.Bella is hopeful to find Edward, hold him one last time,but the truth soon unfolds.And Edward lives on. Ch 25 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Family Visits by booksandmusic19 reviews
Bella's cousins come to visit from Phoenix, but what happens when the Volturi gets involved? Takes place the summer after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love me? Or Hate Me? by i.am.obsessed. 'Youngbloodx reviews
Bella got shot and Jasper Cheated on Bella with Bella's twin sister Alice. Bella is left confused until Edward, Jasper's cousin, comes along. The man that Shot Bella is up for revenge. What happens when Jacob comes back for Revenge?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Summer at the beach by sas0893 reviews
Bella is 'forced' by Alice and Rosalie to spend her her summer with them, Emmett, Jasper and four of their friends at a beach hotel and on the first day, at the beach, a boy kisses her. Please read :D all human. It's APOV, BPOV, EPOV and ?POV - see who :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,535 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
A change of fate by Jasperella reviews
Instead of Edward being the odd man out, Jasper is. Jasper and Alice never got together, but are best friends, and Alice is with Edward. Bella Swan moves to forks, can she conquer Jaspers heart? What happens when past figures come back to play?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,729 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Daydreams by music is my weakness reviews
Bella, we need to go see Carlisle. You're still sick.""The treatment is working, Edward," I insisted firmly though tears were blinding me. "It has to be working. We've got no other options. If it doesn't work, I am going to die. It has to work." ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 80,632 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flock Meet the Cullens On MSN by GenocideOfColors reviews
The possibilities are endless. What could possibly go wrong? Well, what could possibly go right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Love In The Ghetto by Megan-Whitlock reviews
It's the beginning of WWII; Edward is a risng Nazi Lieutenant, while Bella is a Jew. Can love overcome religion and the duty one must serve for their country?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Escapade by Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales reviews
When Alice and Edward committ the ultimate act of adultery, who is left to pick up the shattered remains of Jasper and Bella's souls? main pairing is non-cannon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,132 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Fight of a Lifetime by Until Morning reviews
Izzy Swan was the best female street fighter in all of Phoenix, Arizona. Then her mom sends her to forks. Izzy meets the Cullen-Hale family, and she suddenly finds herself back as a street fighter. Parings: Jas/B Ed/A Em/R. Edward is Izzy's brother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
High School, Boys, and Tubs of Chocolate Ice Cream by AnimalAddictions reviews
Bella is the hot, but modest girl, and Edward is the celibate player. Ok, something sounds totally wrong about that sentence. That's messed up...hot and modest? Celibate player? Throw Emmett, Alice and Rose in, and you've got hell on your hands. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
3 Quarters by EdwardMasen-luver-4ever reviews
Isabella Swan is the new girl in Forks Washington. Nothing but her outwardly features and the way she speaks is human, how does she cope with being different from everyone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Angel and Devil by MisaMisaLand reviews
Post Twilight; Bella and Lottie OC weren't saved by the Cullens when James was after Bella. Now 200 years later they meet the Cullens again as the most lethal of the Volturi guard. Will they seek revenge or join the Cullen family again? READ TO FIND OU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bella's New First Day of School by dancethemango reviews
When Bella becomes a vampire, all seems good. but when starting anew at a school in Vermont, will she be too human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forever Unwanted by EverlastingPixie1997 reviews
Three years. Two families. One band. Edward didn't come back in New Moon and they think Bella is dead. What happens when the Cullens see Bella on MTV and she's in a band? When they show up at one of her concerts, will sparks fly or will hell break loose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Here Comes Chaos by kdhorserider reviews
Jacob, Nessie, Carlisle, and Esme go on a week hunting trip. What will six vamps do to keep busy? Ultrazone Wars, 15 Things To Do In Walmart, Truth Or Dare, Youtube Obsessions, Clubbing, Hide And Go Seek Global Style? Only one thing is expected, chaos. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Can you see the twist? by Lindy Melodies reviews
A twilight twist on DIRTY DANCING, the loved film combined with the loved book.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rehumanization by niki94 reviews
In New Moon, Edward leaves and doesn't return. 7 Years later, Bella has moved on and is engaged to Jacob. What happens when Edward and the rest of the cullens return, and what's different about Edward. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Back At Forks High School by yalrac reviews
What happens when 100 years later the Cullen's come back to Fork High School. I know it's a stupid title but it was all i could think of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,557 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
the Cullen household by doubletime twins reviews
the hectic familyof Bella and Edward along with 7year old twins Dylan and Sebastian, and 5year old twins chelsea and Ava. then they have the rest of their crazy family, like their aunts and uncles and cousins. fights, screaming, laughing. crying and more
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Werewolves, Guitars, and White Pants by crazybeagle reviews
Nessie gets tickets to see her favorite band, and guess who is forced to escort her? Poor, poor Jacob... Featuring complete immaturity and many good-natured jabs at a certain popular boyband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Strange Tale of Oblivious and the Cullens by ClutzAcademyClassOf2014 reviews
Edward didn't come back. Bella got into an 'accidental' car accident and was changed by Carlisle, but he left again. Now the new Bella with her band Oblivious is out to rock the world, but the Cullens are back. This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Torn by LaPushComesToShove reviews
Edward left Bella and she married Mike. Edward comes back. How will he respond to Bella and Mike? Rated T just to be safe. Discountinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Click Your Heels And Wish For Me by xxfanpirexx reviews
Bella reinvents herself over the summer and catches the eye of Jasper Whitlock, one of the school's most eligible bachelors. But when the two become Forks High's hottest couple, what happens when its a friend who betrays you the worst? BxJ AH AU non-canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Bachelor by twird96 reviews
ON HOLD!This is the Bachelor Twilight style! who will Edward chose? Who will go home? Who will get into cat fights? find out here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward
Playing with Jasper by FerrsureeLauren reviews
Emmett lets his imagination run away with him as he eavesdrops on Bella and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Cinderbella by retrogradation reviews
Edward left before he could catch me falling for him. Now I was afraid to let go, and love this man behind the mask. I had no idea that they were the same person.." Full Summary inside. Canon couples, non-AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,372 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Girl Scout Cookies! by Gina Christine reviews
Nessie joins Girl Scouts. Emmett helps her sell some cookies! What happens when Newton's little girl, Paige is a Girl Scout, too? A battle of epic preportions! No. But some things will surprise you! Rated T for minor swearing. Or else it would be rated K!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Soccer With Her by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella is a tomboy and is captain on the soccer team. Edward is a new student but he’s also excellent in soccer, and is very cocky, they are both very competitive; Bella hates him at first but will things start to change between the two players?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun with Emmett by bobber-14 reviews
Emmett takes Bella to a bar and spikes her drink. Somehow she ends up home alone, what will happen? How will Edward act to what Emmett did? Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella - Complete
Enemies turn Lovers? by FAXfan reviews
All HUMAN! Bella is cordinated and somewhat popular. She plays soccer. Edward's new and the star runningback. What happens when sport rivals come together when Bella befriends Edwards sister and they become best friends! Review! A/N: I don't own twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fated Together by eekkkEMMET reviews
Ed and bella were bestfriends until she moved away, Years later Ed finds out she has gone missing. Will they meet again? Vamps are included. My first shot at twilight fanfiction. Just try it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Century We All Changed by Supernaturalwhoviangame reviews
Takes place 100 years after BD. They are back in Forks,WA. Rated T to be safe. Alot of story is Fluff so be warned. Stephenie Meyer owns everything you recognize. The new stuff is mine. New Title! Classtime Boredom
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secret Love by not.my.own reviews
The Cullen kids are less that happy with Carlisle's strange decision that in their new town, they must act like siblings and nobody can know that they're all together. NO LONGER BEING UPDATED - SORRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
First Period by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Downfall of the Playerette by TueyTwoShoes reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Winston. But when the mysterious Edward Cullen shows up in the middle of senior year, with no reason for his change in schools, he sparks something in Bella that will change our little miss queen bee... for life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Truth or dare jasper style by jasperlover89 reviews
Jasper and Bella Decide to play truth or dare with the family. They will get back at them for the other times there played. JasperXBella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jasper and Emmett's Mission Annoy Edward by Freaky Virgo reviews
What would YOU do if your prankster brothers had just shown you a fully edited, presentable, proffesionally made movie all about you? Take a look inside Jasper's head when he and Emmett do just that to Edward - how will they ALL react... PLEASE R&R :-D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
BET WARS! by Mrs.Cullen42 reviews
This is a humorous story about Bella and emmett making stupid bets. It sarts out with Bella betting she can make Edward like choclate syrup in 1 week. Lemony in later chapters. EXB JXA EXR all vamp, but Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Cullens Over The Years by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Esme, what was everybody like back in the day?" Esme pulls out pictures of past decades, but will Bella understand that back then shoulder pads and mullets were cool? One Shot. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Death Date by twilight-fan01 reviews
Summary: What if Bella saw numbers which we could not see. She does not just any kind of numbers but the ones that have the day of your death written in it and was the goddess of death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stalker by BerryBella reviews
A new substitue teacher has her eyes on Edward, and everything goes down hill from there... Pure randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
To humiliate a Cullen by xxfanpirexx reviews
Mike knows the Cullen's secret, and know it will only be oh-so-easy to win Bella back. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE PATIENCE TO READ IM'S! ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
What did you do to Bella? by BerryBella reviews
EMMETT!" I yelled "What did you shove up her nose?" Her hair was dyed a horrendous electric blue with iguana green stripes. Oh my god. "And WHAT did you do to her hair?" Funny! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
It Takes Two by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Just a sappy, fluffy fic I wrote for you guys for Christmas. Jasper/Bella! All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Cullens' First Halloween by dancethemango reviews
How does a vampire celebrate Halloween? They normally don't. But then again, the cullens aren't normal vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Alice
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
House of Twilight by mskayla reviews
Bella Swan is 17. She's dating Fork's high football captian. She doesn't quite fit into her life though. She is marked after school and embarks on her new life. She is sent to help Zoey. Cross between House of Night and Twilight. Everything is explained.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Zoey R. - Complete
History With Jasper by kentuckydreamer6 reviews
Its just an ordinary day in history class with Edward and Jasper,but what happens when the teacher insults the Confederate army?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Princess Isabella & Sir Edward:Forever Starcrossed by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
The Princess fell for the knight,but their love was a forbidden one starcrossed from the beginning.No one must know of these secret affections, lest the knight be killed.But she is now betrothed to a prince.Lies are told hearts are broken, lives are taken
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through the Eyes of Alice Cullen by Nostalgicmiss reviews
This is the Twilight story through Alice's Eyes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,049 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Alice - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Im In Love with my Best Friend reviews
Edward and Bella have always been best friends. They are both too shy to admit their feelings for eachother. What happens when one of them finally do? Will there be problems on the horizon? Re Written from My Best Friends Brother..not much will change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward