Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
I'm a sexy 30 something year old (yeah, like I would really tell) mother of one who is totally addicted to all things Twilight.
I had my first kiss when I was 24. Shortly after that I got pregnant with my baby. It was one hell of a kiss. My baby daddy left me, but he did leave behind his doublewide. I kept it because it's the best one in the park. No other trailer is this close to the stream where we wash our clothes. Sometimes the neighbor boy worshes up in the stream. I like to stare out the window when he does. He's the catch of the trailer park, what with having a job and all.
I read all the books before I saw the movie and then refused to see the movie until it was out on DVD. I'm a firm believer that books are ALWAYS better then film and did not have the heart to ruin it for myself. Since then I have seen the movie countless times and am totally addicted. I even have it on my iPod...(yeah I'm extreme like that, go figure). I often use my iPod to help me click my mouse. Bella's heavy breathing totally gets me going. Sometimes I watch the screen while i'm going at it. The eyelash fluttering makes my lady bits quiver.
I love books of all kinds and will read just about anything you give me. The Dick and Jane series is good. The Pee Wee Herman biography is something I reread three times a year. Dr. Seuss is a literary genious.
I'm madly in love with RobotMoose because she's brilliant, and talented, and sexy, and super nice, and adorable and has the most adorable baby meese. If I could leave my husband and marry her, I would. She rocks that much. And she makes the best cheesecake in the world.
Horror movies and James Bond own me and I think Stephen King twisted brain should be bronzed when he dies. I love Justin Beiber. He's the greatest actor of our generation.
I have a VERY dirty mouth and am not afraid of blaspheme in the work place. I'm snarky and often bitchy but I think that makes me, me so that's okay. At least that's what I tell myself when I sit in my room at night and cry because nobody smiles at me anymore.
I think every woman should own a red pair of heels and a three inch pair of stilettos. I wear mine when I'm out sloring. They are both hella sexy so why the eff not?
This is my first forage into writing FF so let see where this bitch goes!
Teasers will never be posted every friday here:(yeah I have been SO fail here!!) I'd update more often, but my dancing job keeps me quite busy. Sure, it's just a pole gig down at the 7-11, but it's what keeps me stocked up on cigs and pabst.
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