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Joined 05-11-09, id: 1931277, Profile Updated: 07-27-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm a sexy 30 something year old (yeah, like I would really tell) mother of one who is totally addicted to all things Twilight.

I had my first kiss when I was 24. Shortly after that I got pregnant with my baby. It was one hell of a kiss. My baby daddy left me, but he did leave behind his doublewide. I kept it because it's the best one in the park. No other trailer is this close to the stream where we wash our clothes. Sometimes the neighbor boy worshes up in the stream. I like to stare out the window when he does. He's the catch of the trailer park, what with having a job and all.

I read all the books before I saw the movie and then refused to see the movie until it was out on DVD. I'm a firm believer that books are ALWAYS better then film and did not have the heart to ruin it for myself. Since then I have seen the movie countless times and am totally addicted. I even have it on my iPod...(yeah I'm extreme like that, go figure). I often use my iPod to help me click my mouse. Bella's heavy breathing totally gets me going. Sometimes I watch the screen while i'm going at it. The eyelash fluttering makes my lady bits quiver.

I love books of all kinds and will read just about anything you give me. The Dick and Jane series is good. The Pee Wee Herman biography is something I reread three times a year. Dr. Seuss is a literary genious.

I'm madly in love with RobotMoose because she's brilliant, and talented, and sexy, and super nice, and adorable and has the most adorable baby meese. If I could leave my husband and marry her, I would. She rocks that much. And she makes the best cheesecake in the world.

Horror movies and James Bond own me and I think Stephen King twisted brain should be bronzed when he dies. I love Justin Beiber. He's the greatest actor of our generation.

I have a VERY dirty mouth and am not afraid of blaspheme in the work place. I'm snarky and often bitchy but I think that makes me, me so that's okay. At least that's what I tell myself when I sit in my room at night and cry because nobody smiles at me anymore.

I think every woman should own a red pair of heels and a three inch pair of stilettos. I wear mine when I'm out sloring. They are both hella sexy so why the eff not?

This is my first forage into writing FF so let see where this bitch goes!

Teasers will never be posted every friday here: Live Journal (yeah I have been SO fail here!!) I'd update more often, but my dancing job keeps me quite busy. Sure, it's just a pole gig down at the 7-11, but it's what keeps me stocked up on cigs and pabst.

Follow me on Twitter: @msbond01

Also, if you have not read the following fic's you should drop everything you are doing NOW and check these out!

Tattoos Like Mile Markersby my other fantastically awesome beta casket4mytears

Good Fortune - by the amazing Robot Moose

The Tempted Lioness- by my WONDERFUL friend TruMarine

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14761 - Favs: 12,555 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4900 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14750 - Favs: 11,128 - Follows: 7,989 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love's Not A Competition But I'm Winning by TwiOthGirly reviews
Bella is an aspiring musician in New York City trying to make it big. Edward is a hot shot music producer with some "issues". See what happens when these two collide. AH/AU OOC ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,037 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12600 - Favs: 7,293 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Be Your Lover, Too by Mrs.Robward reviews
Removed for rewriting & completion, then will repost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Challenge by Ms Bond and RobotMoose by Men At Work Contest reviews
Subcontractor Edward Masen is at odds with the General Contractor on his new job. What happens when the gauntlet is thrown?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Life Plan by Girl who reads reviews
A chaotic childhood leaves Bella craving routine, despising surprises,desiring control. 10 year old Bella decides to plan her life-everything about her future. When problems arise, will she cling to her plan even if it means her unplanned death?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crack the Shutters by Ish Cat reviews
Edward has just learned that he had cancer. Him and Bella decide to go on a cross-country road-trip to expreience everything he hasn't yet expreienced...with a few little bumps along the way. AH EPOV. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tempted Lioness by Trumarine reviews
Bella is a vampire; Carlisle, Jasper, and Rosalie also share the vow of inhumanity. Now as they meet their human mates temptation rises and self-control is tested. Can these bonds survive or is there no hope? Rated M for lemons and violence. BxE AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 109,752 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Anything But Conventional by kyla713 reviews
Edward Cullen is an Army brat, who has his entire life planned out perfectly, and can't wait to get out of this utterly dull town of Forks, WA. But then a whirlwind in the form of Bella Swan enters his life..AU/AH,some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,888 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by casket4mytears reviews
After departing Forks with the rest of the Cullen family, Alice becomes increasingly preoccupied with the information revealed to Bella by James about her life as a human and the vampire who changed her... and seeks answers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,593 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
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Becoming Bella reviews
After an emotionally abusive marriage Bella finally finds the strength to leave. With the help friends and a new mysterious stranger she starts to discover who she really is. Will she allow her past to keep her from true love or will she risk heart again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,908 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Challenge reviews
The ladies have worked so hard to be taken seriously in the construction industry, could three men could destroy it all? Judge's Choice winner for the Men At Work Contest. Canon Couples. Rated Mmm Mmm Good
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
Double en Tundra reviews
Looking for an Answer, Bella seeks solitude in the one place she never expects to find what she's looking for. Will a life changing experience sway her or will she follow her heart? A Winter o/s 4 my Frumpy & dedicated to my wonderful betas, just because.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Edward, Bella