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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

These are the early works of LittleGlitterMonster

She is currently setting up her account, so dont flip. She'll take a few of your favorite EvilLittlePixie stories and rewrite them (Hint: One of them will be What have I done?)

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Emmett and Lady Gaga by Rose Tyler reviews
Jacob introduces Emmett to Lady Gaga. Now Rosalie has to figure out how to put an end to his new obsession.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Protected Memories by xMysterious Moonx reviews
After Edward left Bella, she was changed by an unknown vampire who watched the whole scene. As the change occur, she lost her memories. Now their paths has clashed again. How will the Cullen cope? Will Bella remember? Or were they destined to be apart? Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,678 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A little Prank on Jessica by Sammieexx reviews
Everyone is fed up of Jessica's little fantasies about the Cullen boys so what will happen when the Cullens take it into there own hands to get a little payback? Vampire & Human. please R&R, Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,580 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Girl Next Door by Ka-chan93 reviews
Once best friends, Bella and Edward are now bitter enemies. Will a music assignment show them what they've been denying, or will others get in the way? Rater T for safety. May become M. BEING REWRITTEN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Why does it always happen to her? by TwiSweetHeart reviews
Edward and the Cullens were going to leave; but fate has other plans. What s wrong with Bella? Will the Cullens leave? Will Bella even survive? Acutal story now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
This Is Life It's Not Perfect, But Intresting by jennyhr reviews
ALL HUMAN! Alice and Jasper's life as humans with their daughter Annaliese. I promise it'll be better than the summary makes it sound.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice, Jasper
In The Shadows by define-serenity reviews
[Edward/Bella] Vampire Bella is an artist. The Cullens offer to become her patrons and she's confronted by a new lifestyle. When she meets Edward, will she find love, or will her past with James come between them? COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,079 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OH THE RANDOMNESS! by JasperSaysCalmDown reviews
FEATURES: ALICE CULLEN, ARO VOLTUR, AND ME....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Alice, Aro
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Appeal of the Forbidden by Lukas McDrake reviews
Keiran, made an orphan at age 7, is adopted by the Cullens while in South America during New Moon. As she gradually finds herself falling for a certain Cullen, everything but available, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,930 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett
Where is Alice Going? by flippygirl123456789 reviews
This is about how the secret of vampires almost gets out when this crazy dude takes Alice to the... circus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Single One by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Mary Alice. That's me. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. NOT. I'm Alice. It's SO cliche to fall love with my best friend. But it happened. The worst part is that Emmett's probably in love with me. Or not. Why me? / AH, AU, non-cannon, all that jazz. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Suddenly by AliceSwift reviews
Edward and Bella were best friends as kids. When Bella's parents divorce she has to move to AZ. Bella is 18 and moves in with Alice. Bella hopes to become a singer. Will an open casting call change that, will she reunite with Edward? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,725 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
After Math by NickiAngel66 reviews
Bella takes a visit to Phoneix. She returns and Tanya has Edward in her arms. Bella runs to the Vollturi. Will Aro kill her or keep her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Cut by canjam reviews
Alice had the perfect life, but now that her dad left,everything is gone.How will she take the new kid Jasper Hale asking her things, and wanting to be her friend when hardly no one else will?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Flesh Memories by Rookss reviews
“Alice, you aren’t the only one who’s felt pain you know! You aren’t alone!” Jasper has felt a lot of pain in his life, but when Mary Alice Brandon enters his life he has to re-evaluate his ideas of pain. OC/All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,615 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Alice and Jasper by Tw1l1gh7ismylife reviews
Alice's parents give her away to the mental hospital.when jasper and emmett is orded to keep her in a dark room.She meets the Cullen's later but meets Carlisle,Edward,Jasper and Emmett in the mental hospital.She finds Cynthia her long lost sister.........
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice, Carlisle
Bury The Castle by screamXmeXaXLoveXsong reviews
A young princess, Rosalie, is being forced to marry Jasper, although shes in love with Emmett, the court jester. PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
Emmett Found Fanfiction! by Professor Raye Starlite reviews
Emmett found fanfiction! do I need to say more? It's just a little thig I thought up today. hopefully it's not horrible!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Wana bet? by Five by Five gurl reviews
drum roll please!... the day has finaly arived, the day someone dares to bet against alice, who is it but her favorite sister bella, what will happen? who will win? why bother bet against alice? when will I stop asking questions? read and find out,RR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Little Emmett The Sequel by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The long awaited sequel to Little Emmett. The shenanigans continue as Emmett continues on with his new life as a vampire. Drama, romance, humour, its all here!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Gravity by shereeof93 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Renesmee is having a hard time dealing with her love for Jacob. She wants to believe it's real but she's afraid that it's just the magic of imprinting. What happens when she decides to try and love someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,725 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
LoveGame by theslow1 reviews
ToD SEQUEL! While Truth or Die may have been just a dream, LoveGame is real. Full Summary inside. Post BD. Bella-Human, Alternate Pairings-Jacob/Leah, No Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
Christmas 2009 Special ONE SHOT by StrawberryMopet reviews
Its Been Over 100 Years Since Bella Was A Human, And Its Time For The Volturi To Introduce Their New Princess To The World Of Vampires. A Christmas Ball Is Organised And Every Vampire Is Too Attend. What Happens When Bella Sees The Cullens And Feels Them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Fifth Wheel by Emmett's-Luver reviews
Emmett is a fifth wheel, will he ever find true love? What happens when he meets Rosalie Hale? Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Chaos At The Theme Park by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Nessie wants to go with her family to the theme park?Emmett is screaming on a ferris wheel,Rosalie gets her hair stuck to a belt on a rollercoaster..... read for more funny events!Will need ideas for future chapters. Some characters OOC!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Rearranging The Order by RazzleDazzleBaby reviews
BEFORE EDWARD! Bella Swan and Jacob Black are a happily married couple. That is, until Jake imprints on another girl...What will Bella do next? How will she find happiness again? Read and find out ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Minutes To Midnight by ShellyHale reviews
Sequel to "We are Not Alone". They promised love and friendship to one another.Excepting their differences, joining as one.Because now they were not alone. But will pressure of their old ways come between them? Will their bond last as the pressure grows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,716 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Wipeout by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Alice and Emmett sign up for a siblings episode of Wipout. What's the worst that can happen when two not so mature vampires sign up to win 50,000. Better then what summary says.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Ink by Terez reviews
Alice shows Jasper what he means to her with a calligraphy pen and a bottle of ink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Pixie who by The Real Alyssa R. Cullen reviews
no one knows who Alice Brandon is except her best friend bella, bella's boyfriend Edward.But when she gets a make over from Rosalie a new girl shows up the next day to perform at the talent show but is she really that new or just new to most people.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Who Spiked The Water Bottle? by epicbeast101 reviews
Stories about drunken Twilight characters. Somebody keeps spiking peoples water bottles. Random idea, rated T cuz I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Jacob
Beauty's Dead Voice by RathboneLvr482 reviews
The family over-estimates Jasper's control and trusts him with one of the most dangerous tasks for him. Babysitting Bella. Bad things happen and it leaves two families grieving and Jasper scarred and silent. Visions of her haunt him day and night. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Bella and Edwards Wedding Very Short Story by Ally-Kat98 reviews
The title tells it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With a name like Cullen, it has to be dazzling by maggiekb reviews
The Cullens are in a creative writing class together. The teacher assigns them to edit a popular slogan so that it reflects their partner. Bella is human, Cullens are vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Lunch Bunch by Pixie Heart1 reviews
*Warning Cursing, and SexualReferences.* Ali, Jasper, Em, Edward, Rose, and Bella are in different circles, and they all have huge problems!They a will be spending detention together. Tomorrow. Lightly Based on the Breakfast Club. A/J, E/R, slight E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Truth Or Die by theslow1 reviews
What happened to Truth or Dare? The Cullens have a new game and one that will scar everyone for life with unnessecary memories. Rose and Newton, Emmett and Edward, Alice and a mud bath, and a forbidden game all wrapped into one story. Eclipse please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Open Book by TheBubbleMachine reviews
Alice Brandon is a girl on the run from a murderer, so she goes and stays with her dad in Forks, where nothing important ever happens. Until she meets the Cullens. This is her diary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Renesmee's First Day at School by taylor's biggest fan reviews
Renesmee goes to school with Carlisle and Esme for the day, but she can't even make it through three hours. Bella is nervous about her going and keeps freaking out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Babysitting by taylor's biggest fan reviews
bella goes over to stay with Alice for the weekend while Edward is away.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Letters From Edward by team-robward reviews
What if Bella never moved to Forks, and Edward was her pen pal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Birthday by taylor's biggest fan reviews
It's Emmett's birthday or, as he calls it, his "vampireday". he cannot wait ot open his presents!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mackenzie Falls by Klutzy-But-Cute reviews
The cast of So Random thought it would be a great idea to make a Mackenzie Falls sketch. Chad isn't too happy about that. My first one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
American Idol by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
The Cullens sign up for american idol. Whats the worst that could happend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,718 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Your World Crumbles by iiCE-EYES reviews
Chp5 : Not even Bella could stand me – I knew it. There was nothing else left for me to live for. “I’m sorry,” I breathed before smiling serenely, pressing the sharp edge of the scissors to the pale skin of my wrist. AU : All Human : M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Rainy Days by AnnaOtaku reviews
Edward broke Bella's heart, but she never stopped loving him. But when Jasper arrives with devastating news, everything changes. Now they must go on a life-threatening journey to find their loved-ones, answers to their doubts, and themselves. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Twilight TruthOrDare by Faith-Hope-Love-Joy reviews
Actually it's really just dare, but you can do truths too! Includes Olympic Coven and Jake and Seth! CRAZY DARES!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8718 - Favs: 14,236 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
The Cullen Family and Fan Mail by 123Meaghan reviews
The Cullens Recieve Fan Mail From Some Very Intresting Fans. Story Is Better Than Summery. I Will Also Check Comments So If You Want Your Name/UserName Or Letter in The Story, Feel Free To PM Me Or Leave It In A Commet. PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice
Kitchen Fun by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper have a food fight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper's Mistake by HelenaRoseWay reviews
Jasper's gift will get the better of him. What will happen when he adopts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
that little pond, the one with the ducklings by Bite Me Jasper Cullen reviews
This is a little fluffy one shot about Alice and Jasper when they find a little pond with ducklings. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Wrath of Emmett by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Emmett is in the mood for pranking? How will he make even the bravest of the Cullens curse and scream? And will he prank Bella? Will the others think up a prank for Emmett? Read to see what happens! Rubbish summary, the story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Mystical Cullen Diaries! by onpermanenthaitus reviews
Mwhahaha the cullens get online diaries! rated T because I have recently found out it is against my very being to write a child appropriate story, there is some swearing and suggestive themes. you've been warned... R and R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Turn Around by Bexxii Cullen reviews
When her family goes out to hunt, little Bella is left all alone. Just her, the house... And her worst nightmare. What will Edward do when he returns to find his love and all that remains is a puddle of blood and a cryptic clue...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2009
February Fourteenth by Terez reviews
Chapter 1: Alice thinks about her's and Jasper's views on Valentine's Day. Chapter 2: Alice shares her views with her English class when they are told to write a paper about their favorite Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHEESE! by 7andthefluff reviews
random and awesome takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
the unknow life of the Cullen Family! by Abstractly Sydney reviews
WHAT! Rosalie and Jacob? Bella and Jasper? Edward and Leah? Alice and Emmett?Charlie and Esme? and Carlisle in a BAND? Very funny i hope
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
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what have i done? reviews
Alice, now close to death, has been beaten by her adoptive parents for the past six years. Jasper, a beautiful new kid, helps her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice
Unstoppable reviews
Edward left Bella, who doesn't know that. But what if Alice and Jasper stayed behind. Would Bella be able to handle it better? Would it make things worse? Edward tries to get back up on his feet again. Will he be able to move on? *Suck at sums*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Magical Adventures Of Jasper And Friends reviews
the title says everything you need to know.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Jasper
Party Animal reviews
Bella is a HUGE party animal. She makes friends with the two most sweetest dorks in school, Rosalie and Alice. Both are tired of being so tightly bound too the rules. Bella gets involved. Sum sucks, give it a chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella
I'm Broken reviews
Jasper's family strikes oil, suddenly becoming rich. Jasper leaves Alice. Everything is so sick and twisted in reality. Suck @ sums. R&R?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Ha ha Dad, I think your drunk reviews
Hilarious one shot about a secret Charlie tells Bella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Charlie S.
elisa,jamie,and annabelle reviews
in a effort to teach them responsibility esme and carlisle sign emmett,rose,bella,edward,jasper,and alice up for the adopt a child program where they must take care of a child for a week.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009
Breathe reviews
For the love of jasper contest. sum inside ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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