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Author has written 32 stories for Charmed, Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Victorious, and Glee.

Name: Kara

Age: 18

Favorite TV Shows: (in random order)

charmed

Bones

Top Chef

House Wives of New York (oh the drama hehe i heart simon but not rele!)

Desperate Housewives

Project Runway (go Christian! Fierce)

Angel

George Lopez

Home Improvement

Franny the Nanny

What I Like About You

Fresh Prince of Belair (Innnn West Philidelphia born and raised, the playgrounds' where I spent most of my days...gotta love it! I heart Jeffery! He's The Man!)

True Jackson VP...love Oscar

Penguins of Madagascar

iCarly...go Spencer!

Pretty Little Liars

The Game

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

FAV Bands/Singers:

Guster

Bon Jovi

Jimmy Buffet

Bruce Springsteen

Louis Armstrong

Queen

Gin Blossoms

Simple Plan

Third Eye Blind

and many many many more...

Fave Songs:

1. Live Like You're Dying by Kris Allen ( I love this song, the lyrics match up pretty perfectly on how I view life!)

2. Something Beautiful by NeedtoBreathe

3. Who Am I? by Casting Crowns

4. I Am Beautiful

RANDOM STUFF:

Try saying "Irish Wristwatch" fast

Try saying "Toy Boat" five times fast.

What did the Pink Panther say when he killed an ant? dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnnnnnnnt...

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke me. I dare you.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

Dain bramaged.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Kara

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)

Karaizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Pink Monkey

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)

Mccrea Belair

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name).

Butmc

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your 2nd fave color and fave drink)

purplefanta

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of you mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter letter of a siblings name and last letter of your middle name)

katmcola

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)

Hopper Mccrea

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Harley

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from Debenhams.
(Primark has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Quick! write down 12 random characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians!

1. Thalia
2. Nico
3. Percy
4.Tyson
5. Bianca
6.Annabeth
7.Clarisse
8. Beckendorf
9. Grover
10. Silena
11. Rachel
12.Luke

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Annabeth/Rachel- no, can't say I have...would be rather interesting though...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Ummm...no, sorry, Tyson seems like a great guy and everything w/ a great personality, but no, i doubt he would really be considered "hot" as a Cyclops. Maybe to other Cylcop ladies he might be but otherwise...no.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Luke/Beckendorf...the world might end as we know it. That's a serious good v. evil flaw going on there. Maybe pre-evil luke...nah, prob not. sorry, but Beckendorf was destined to be with Silena.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Hmm. I think I might have read one or two about Grover. I can't really remember. He's in most of them though.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Nico/Annabeth..hmmm...maybe. Depends on the story.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Bianca/Grover...eh. no. not really. it'd be an interesting story though. Bianca/Silena...hm. maybe. i might be able to see that. except as I said before, Silena and Beckendorf all the way.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

If Clarisse walked in on Nico and Beckendorf kissing, she would scream "Cream the PUNK!" and kick Nico's butt for hurting Silena. And she would probably beat up Beckendorf for good measure.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Percy/Silena...Percy and Silena both lost their loved ones in the war (Annabeth is dead. Sorry) and go to each other for comfort... what happens when the comfort turns out to be a little more than that?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Thalia/Beckendorf... I don't think so.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Clarisse/Luke...hmmm...how bout', "All's Fair in Love and War"?

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Percy...well duh I'd hope so. He's only, like, the main character.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Ummm...Rachel? sure...mayb? not sure how 2 answer this 1.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Nico/Tyson/Annabeth...maybe but c answer frm above.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Silena...I don't really know... maybe "Oh no I broke a nail!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Beckendorf..."Bob the Builder"

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ooo...Thalia/Annabeth/Luke...sweet jesus. I think the warning would b..."beware. Dangerous love triangle. Hurt. Confusion. Death?" I'm not really sure. That's a really good fic.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Silena would say to Nico "Would you mind coming and helping me pick out my laurel? I think I'm going to die soon."or something along those lines.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Thalia and Beckendorf are in a happy relationship until Bianca runs off with Grover. After Beckendorf dumps Thalia for Luke, Annabeth gets upset by dating Luke. Alone and broken-hearted, Thalia travels in search of a friend. Finally, Thalia meets Tyson and clarisse. The three loners meet Silena who tells each of them to look for love. Tyson finds Percy (ew!), Clarisse gets Rachel (um?), but now Thalia is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Annabeth and Nico.

19) What would be a good title for this?

Hmm...lemme think..Title: "Demigods, Satyrs, Cyclopses, oh My!" OR "It's the circle of love"

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Romance/Hurt/Comfort

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
(And; last, but not least! )

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Heh, I've always wanted to try all of these. I have done numbers 3,4,5, and 7. Kind of entertaining. Yeah. It's cool. Peace dudes.

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map (not that I can read one anyway) and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be in the cell with me saying "let's do it again!

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Asks me for my number.
Best friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: come and go...
Best Friends: Are FOREVER!!

Make new friends

But keep the old

One is silver

And the other's gold

F is for Friends who do stuff together

U is for U and me

N is for aNywhere at any time at all

Right here in the deep blue sea!

If you still play in revolving doors paste this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had races on those walking sidewalks in airports, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

A guy handed a girl 12 roses: 11 real and 1 fake rose. And said he'll love her until every rose dies

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile...ha! I fainted off a chair backwards once.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't notice the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love G-d with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique; so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I guess this is cool. If you can read it put it on your profile :)

Jokes/Funnies

I called your boyfriend gay, And he hit me with his purse...

Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!

If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you!

If it's tourist season...why can't we shoot 'em?

What not to say to a police man..."can you hold my beer while I get out my licence?" "I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop." "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"

When a police man asks if you knew how fast you were going don't say, "You should know moron your the one who pulled me over!" but it is okay to think it.

"Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God"

There are two kinds of Pedestrians in the world; The quick and the dead!!

Right now I'm having Amnesia and Deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before...

I only have PMS on the days that end in the letter 'y'.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Well I think the guns helps. If you stood there and said BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people!!

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend would help you move the dead body of your ex-boyfriend to the ditch on the side of the freeway!!

Sarcasm is your bodies natural defense against stupid!

Heaven dosn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over!

I finally got my head together and than my body fell apart!

I only do what the voices tell me to do!!

Growing old is mandatory! Growing up is optional!!

One of lifes many mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds!!

Marraige is finding the special someone to annoy for the rest of your life!

Lead me not into temptation. I already know the way!!

I don't do perky!

I didn't say it was your fault! I said I was going to blame you!!

I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday!!

My computer beat me at chess however is was no match for me at kickboxing!

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people!

We could learn alot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names and all have different colors, but they all hve to be in the same box!

Never underestimate stupid peope in large numbers!

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks." The other said, "No they look like moose tracks,". They argued and argued and were still arguing when the train hit them.

Two men sentance to die in the electic chair on the same day were led to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them their last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?". To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?".
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?".
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happend to her ears and she answered, " I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear,".
"Oh dear," the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a bitch called back."

Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives

Why did the gull fly over the sea? Because if he had flied over the bay, he would've been a bagel

Somtimes You Just Have To Run Awy So You Can See Who Comes After Ya.

Sometimes You Just Have To Talk Quieter Too See Who Listens.

Sometimes You Have To Step Up In A Fight To See Whose Standin By Yor Side.

Sometimes Yo Have To Make Mistakes Only To See Whos There To Help U Fix It.

Sometimes You Got To Let Go Of The One You Love Just To See If They Will Come Back.

7 Things I Hate About Everyone
#1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
#2. People who are willing to get off their @ss to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
#3. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
#4. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No , I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
#5. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
#6. When people say, "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
#7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here?

Actual Consumer Labels:
- Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (What? But I do that all the time!)
- Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Um, nough said?)
- Bar of soap: Use like regular soap. (But how do you use regular soap?)
- Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down. (Too late.)
- Chainsaw: Warning - Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands. (Dammit!)
- Keyboard: Warning - To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual. (ummmmmmm...)
- Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming. (Because 10-year-olds can totally drive.)
- Child's Superman Costume: Warning - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Damnit! too late...)
- American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions - Open bag, eat nuts. (Warning: May contain nuts.) (No, really?)
- Swimming Pool: Please refrain from shaving when using the whirlpool or sauna. (Aww man...)

127 Ways To Know You're A 90's Kid! (well, sort of...) italisized stuff is what i remember...

You know you're a 90's kid when...

1. You can remember saying "talk to the hand"

2. Your best comeback was, "I know you are, but what am I?".

3. If you ever injured yourself on a Slip N Slide

4. Your favorite show was Full House

5. You can finish this song... "In West Philidelphia, born and raised..."

6. You've ever finished a sentence with Psyche!

7. You can remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons

8. You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

9. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

10. You begged for some GAK, and when you got that they came out with scented GAK

11. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

12. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

14. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"...with a tape recorder held up to the radio loL!!

15. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

16. Captain Planet.

17. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (this was meant for young 80s children)

18. When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who...and still all ended up being Tommy.

19. You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

20. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

21. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

22. "I've fallen and I can't get up"

23. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

24. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

25. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

26. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

27. Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

28. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

29. You played and/or collected "Pogs"

30. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

31. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

32. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

33. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

34. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

35. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

36. You remember a time before the WB.

37. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

38. You know the Macarena by heart.

39. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said

40. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

41. If you played Nintendo 64.

42. used MSN Messenger 2.0

43. If you heard Cindy Crawford sang (in a commercial)... then acted in a movie.

44. If you know "Ice Ice baby" and "Can't touch this".

45. Jean Cluad Van Damn was doing a lot of movies where he played his own twin.

46. Steven Segal was slim and actually have a career.

47. Jennifer Lopez was a dancer for Janet Jackson.

48. If you thought there was no way Michael Jackson could get any weirder!

49. You've seen both fights between the iron Mike Tyson V.S The real deal Holyfield. And the ear bitting.

50. Wear your pants backward.

51. A lot of monkey in Pepsi commercial.

52. MTV single out?

53. Justin Timberlake wanted to be Nick Carter.

54. If you was listening to the O.J verdict.

55. Will Farrell was in Old school.

56. Adam Sander (not famous) was dating Shannon Doherty (famous).

57. Michale Jordan was playing baseball. Then spacejam.

58. Beverly Hill 90210 and Kelly the hot blonde.

59. Christian Slater.

60. Bill Pullman got dump in every movie. Making a career out of that.

61. Pauly Shore, the weasel. Has anyone seen Biodome? I am sorry to hear that.

62. Has Kramer's t-shirt.

63. Know the lyric "I'll be there for you" from the series "Friends".

64. Ace Venture and who was that blonde chic in "The Mask"? Cameron who? Diaz? Cameron Diaz? Never heard of.

65. You knew that Backstreet Boys started the boy band craze!

66. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

67. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

68. the pharse "finder keepers, losers weepers"

69. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

70. You remember when razor scooters were cool.

71. bill-nye the science guy.

72. MR RODGERS!!

73. gumby

74. lamb chop

75. original barney

76. When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

77. act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.

78. DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT??

79. when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

80. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

81. when we used to obey our parents

82. when everyhting was settled by: rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, ordaddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

83. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

84. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

85. You remember those Where's Waldo books.

86. You remember eating Warheads.

87. You remember watching: the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and3 Ninjas movies.

88. You remember Ring Pops.

89. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

90. Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!

91. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

92. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

93. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

94. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

95. And Windows 95 was the best.

96. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

97. Michael Jordan was a king.

98. Lambchop's song never ended.

99. The old dollar bills.

100. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

101. You remember a time before the WB.

102. You collected all the Troll dolls

103. If you even know what an original walkman is.

104. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

105. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

106. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

107. You've worn shorts and felt stylish

108. You wanted to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

109. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten

110. You sang I Just Can't Wait To Be King and Hakuna Matata in kindergarten

111. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"

112. You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It.

113. You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

114. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

115. 2 words ... SPICE GIRLS

116. You can remember dance tunes such as "Mr. Vain"...

117. You remember watching Live and Kicking

118. You read "Shout," "Miss" and occassionally "J17!"

119. You remember that Polaroid cameras = instant pictures.

120. You remember falling asleep early at parties.

121. You would always want to play outside with your friends who lived in your neighborhood .. outside.

122. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

123. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

124. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

125. You owned Pokemon cards but you didn’t play.

126. "Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the cornfield the bees are in their hives ... miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark"

127. Who LOVES orange soda?? Keeeeeeel loves orange soda! Is it truuuuuuuue? Mhm hmm... I do I do I doooooooo...

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

Before Spongebob . . .

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Man, you didn’t even have homework.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Wait Wait...let's not forget OLD NICK shows...Alex Mac, Salute Your Shorts, My Brother and Me, Rocko's Modern Life, the ORIGINAL Rugrats, DOUG!! Cousin Skeeter, Hey Arnold, Clarissa Explains it All, The OLD All That, Pete and Pete yeah the OLD nick days rules

A/N: Okay, so those of you who have read my twilight story "Jacob's Realization: A New Love" be forewarned: I have another story called "Jacob's New Love" which is the exact same story but I had to put it up/change it because it did not appear to be on the website. So sorry if you got confused, but I just had to do it. So please Read/Review and tell me what you think, cause I really enjoy writing it. If you have any questions/confusions, please just either Review, PM me, or Email me. Thanks!

GREAT QUOTES

Random:

"If you want your life to have some meaning to it, be weird." - my friend Rachel

"Dare to be different"- unknown

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.


Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Okay, so I'm not a major Harry Potter fan but I like it pretty well and this cracked me up so I just had to put it in my profile! Read on:

25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Things I'm NOT Allowed to do at camp Halfblood: (thought of and published by TasteTheRainbow32)

1. I will not hug Mr. D., nor will I come into personal contact with him, whatsoever.

2. Telling campers ‘save a Pegasus ride a demi-god’ is not funny, just very dirty.

3. Telling campers ‘save a demi-god, ride a centaur’ is not permitted, and Chiron will most likely kill me.

4. Singing “Like a Virgin” in front of the hunters is not funny, no matter how many people laugh.

5. I will not give Luke a hug, no matter how much he needs one.

6. I will not sing “Hey Hade’s, you’re so Fine”, ever.

7. Referring to Mr. D. as the drunken fat guy is not permitted, and will also get me turned into a grape.

8. I will not braid Chiron’s tail and call him my pretty pony.

9. I will not ask Chiron for boxers or briefs, because he obviously doesn’t wear underwear.

10. I will not point out the fact that Chiron doesn’t wear underwear.

11. I will not ask Chiron if horses do it better.

12. I will not sing “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on Discovery Channel” to Chiron.

13. Calling Kronos a meanie-but will get me killed, and isn’t a smart idea.

14. Grover does not need to shave his legs, and I will stop saying so.

15. Juniper is not cheating on Grover with all the tree huggers at camp.

16. I will not tell Annabeth that Percy hates blondes with a fiery passion from the bottom of his heart. It’s just plain mean.

17. The goods are not bimbos or jingaloes.

18. Calling the gods sexy beasts might make them feel better, but is not permitted.

19. I will not yell out that Kronos is coming and watch every one freak out.

20. I will not tell the Aphrodite girls that Clarisse says she’s prettier than them.

21. I will not aim for the satyrs during archery.

22. I will not make pot brownies and sell them to the campers, because an A.D.H.D. kid on marijuana is just a mess.

23. Singing the Mission Impossible theme song for every quest I go on just gets annoying.

24. Correcting Annabeth is a bad idea.

25. Dumping glitter on Mr. D. and taping a note to his back that says ‘I feel pretty’, then blaming it on Percy is not permitted.

26. Telling all the gods their attack and defense points is annoying.

27. I will not dress up as a hellhound for Halloween and run around jumping on every one.

28. I will not make fun of Artemis because she looks twelve.

29. I will not steal Percy’s Minotaur horn, tape it to my forehead, and run around saying I’m a unicorn.

30. I will not start dancing on the table in the dining hall singing “La Vie Boehme” from Rent.

31. Using Annabeth’s invisible Yankee cap to give people wedgies is not permitted.

32. Travis and Cole are not ‘butt-buddies’.

33. Making enemies with the gods is a bad idea, even if it is fun.

34. Asking Rachael what the answers to the SAT are is cheating, and not permitted.

35. I will not give energy drinks to any of the campers.

36. I will not feed Grover my enemies’ clothes.

37. Percy’s nickname is not Shark Boy.

38. Despite Annabeth’s temper, her nickname is not Lava Girl.

39. Singing “Strawberry Fields Forever” in the strawberry patches gets annoying after a while.

40. I will not jump on Chiron and yell ‘Giddy up!’

Added on by me, charmedbabyp5:

41. I will not sing "it's the eye of the tiger" in front of Mr. D. he's got leopard skin, right? or maybe cheetha? not sure...

42. I will not play "King of the mountain" on top of the lava rock climb.

43. It is not cool to sing "the itsy bitsy spider" in front of Annabeth. Nor is it cool to put a fake spider in her hair. Even if it is April Fool's day.

A Conversation:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Random Truths:

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

Amazing quotes:

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit"

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me

What happens once you meet your "Prince Charming"? Life will suddenly be easy? I don't think so!! Guys are complements NOT completions!

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them

You call me a bitch? A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, trees are part of nature and all nature is beautiful. So thanks for the complement!

Men are like a deck of cars: you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the bastard.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me...hehehehe...

If you don't like me then remember, its mind over matter: i dont mind and you don't matter

they say true love hides behind every corner: i must be walking in circles!

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them as much

i couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car

If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

whoever said nothing's impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door!

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a veggie?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

But boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

FAVORITE QUOTES('cause I'm a quote fanatic):

"The existence of monsters results in monstrous consequences"- Edward Cullen-Eclipse

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen-Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen-Twilight

"And So the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick masochistic lion."
-Edward Cullen, Bella Swan-Twilight

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella-Twilight

“I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.” -Bella Swan-Twilight

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Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Save Her by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Paul doesn't imprint on Rachel. He imprints on a shy girl he sees at a diner in Forks. He instantly knows he needs to save her. But is she stronger than everyone thinks? PaulOC. Rating may change. Less than a year after BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,999 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Paul, OC
Rough Beginnings by tothevision reviews
Quinn decides she needs to end this obsession once and for all, but life doesn't always work out the way we want it to. Sometimes it's so much better. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 323,760 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Mysteries of the Heart by hiddentrouble94 reviews
Renee gets remarried and Charlie is dead so Bella decides to go to boarding school in Forkes where she meets the Cullens. She becomes friends with Alice and falls in love with someone unexpected. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
First Days by jcause reviews
Years since high school & while in downtown NYC Rachel & Brittany cross paths working on a pre-Broadway workshop, uptown Quinn & Santana are roommates following Quinn's divorce. Will the city pull them all together or tear them apart for good? Femslash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 280,572 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
It's Not Like I Wanted This to Happen by icewaterdrive reviews
Quinn takes a very drunk Rachel home from a party...encounters the Berrys…and herself. This story contains a huge amount of Brittana and a lot of Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 432,877 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Santana L., Brittany P.
Roomies by ocfanatic2013 reviews
Santana Lopez deals with losing her best friend/roomate. She meets her new roommate, Rachel Berry . Will these to roomies hate each other, or become something more than just roommates? Story is better than summary, I promise. Eventually a Pezberry pairing
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Falling For You by ocfanatic2013 reviews
Rachel and Santana go from enemies, to friends, to... more than friends? Story is better than the summary, I promise
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,825 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Chains of Love by CygnusOlor reviews
Love doesn't always conquer and stories aren't always real...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,360 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Leave Me Alone, I'm Lonely by JR-Boone reviews
Love doesn't just come to you overnight. It's a long drawn out process with twists, turns, and happy accidents. What starts has a summer romance between Rachel and Santana grows with Quinn. Because sometimes you fall in love and sometimes it falls on you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 69 - Words: 342,867 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Revenge is a Dish best served as humble pie by myIllusion reviews
Rachel concocts a plan to dish a little humble pie to the elite of McKinley High. The final Chapter is up.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 226,609 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
This Same Rain That Draws You Near Me by Dramatricks reviews
AU. When Quinn meets Rachel Berry at college in New York, sparks fly. But Quinn has a secret, a secret that could hurt Rachel and destroy the life Quinn has worked so hard to preserve. Side Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,374 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 186,686 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
We Were Always Meant To Say Goodbye by Crazeeee reviews
'You can't undo anything you've already done but you can face up to it. You can tell the truth. You can seek forgiveness.' When Rachel returns to McKinley High after summer break, she finds that Quinn Fabray has changed in more ways than one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,412 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Sirens-Are-Singing-Your-Song reviews
I feel myself get lost in her beautiful brown orbs. It's as if I am rooted to this very spot with only hers eyes keeping me standing. It's as if only her and I exist anymore. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,580 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Teenage Nightmare by gschelt reviews
A character study, a love story, a navigation and narrative of Quinn Fabray's struggle with her sexuality and her friendship with Rachel Berry. Set at the beginning of Season 2. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,611 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Revelations by Catcher84 reviews
Rachel Berry is twenty three years old and feeling a little lost and un-inspired, she reads a new play that ignites something inside of her...when she arrives at the audition that's when the fireworks start...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,210 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Rachel and Santana Universe by insaneantics21 reviews
Stories set in a universe centered around Rachel and Santana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B.
The Secrets of the Olympic Peninsula by megster1992 reviews
"Everybody had secrets; my friends, my parents, and even myself." AU. Bella/Leah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,598 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Leah
A Change of Plans by RedYellow11 reviews
What if Rachel had a different idea to get back at Finn for sleeping with Santana? Spoilers up to the sectionals part of Special Education. Pezberry. Please R&R.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,931 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Who Knew? by kitaleigh reviews
"Who knew I'd end up falling for the gorgeous brunette with the contagious laugh? Who knew she'd be my heart, my soul, my everything? Who knew it'd be so damn hard to be with her?" AN:This story is about Naya Rivera and Lea Michele as a couple: Riverchele RPF
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,474 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
The Garden Of Four by WolfDragonGod reviews
Bella is an average girl, struggling with her homosexuality and her life at home. Can the love of not one, but three vampires help show her that she shouldn't be afraid? A/B/R/V.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,598 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Equilibrium by YourResidentFreak reviews
Bella's equilibrium had been damaged and she fully intended on restoring it once more...Starting with Alice and Rosalie Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 214,688 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Echoes of the Past by purrpickle reviews
When the most important person in Santana's life was taken away from her, everything changed. Now, the one person she's always wanted and needed is back. She knows there are big reasons why they should stay away from each other, but it's not that simple.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,774 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Love Hurts by soccerputte reviews
This is taken from a prompt over at the Pezberru community on LJ, Santana accidentally hits Rachel with her car and everyone believes that she did it on purpose, Santana who is ridden with guilt does everything that she can think of to help Rachel...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,178 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Long Forgotten Memories by agroxneko reviews
After Rachel's fathers die she's sent to the orphanage and meets Santana. When she leaves, she doesn't think she'll ever meet her again, until she moves to Lima, Ohio. However, Santana doesn't remember her, and Rachel decides to make her remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,064 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Fluff & Other Good Stuff by YourGleek reviews
The title is self explanatory! This will be a random assortment of Pezberry one-shots that come in all different varieties of cute!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
First Wives Club by mesk24 reviews
RP fic. It's Heather's birthday and Lea has something to tell her. Leather/ Heyachele fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,754 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Brittany P., Rachel B.
I Hate Rachel Berry by RedYellow11 reviews
"Rachel grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me in for a kiss. That had been about the last thing I'd been expecting. The only thing I'd expected less was the way my body reacted to having Rachel Berry pressed against me." Faberry, side Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,351 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Faithfully by puckleberrys reviews
Quinn and Rachel have both changed, so What happens when Quinn starts to fall for her, and Rachel finally comes to realization with her true feelings. Set: 5 years after highschool. GLEE REUNION. also lots of brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,729 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
To be with another is to lose one's self by unbelievabletekkers reviews
Rachel is being harassed by Karofsky, what will she put up with to protect her makeshift family? Brittana and eventually Faberry,very A.U... the 4 girls as a family unit.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 66,396 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Undercover Lover by Jamith reviews
Rachel wants Quinn, but the girl is reluctant to leave her quarter back boyfriend. Rachel must enlist the help of an unsuspected source. Faberry and Pezberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Never Alone by Musicfreak9864 reviews
It takes old friends, a tragedy and a custody battle for Rachel to realize she was never alone. Faberry and Brittana. Future Fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,732 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
What The Hell by 78Violetfan reviews
Quinn spots Santana enter the Janitor's closet crying and goes to comfort her, not knowing that she is part of the reason she's crying. Lame summary but it's worth the read.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Finding Santana by YourGleek reviews
When the strain of Santana Lopez's home life starts to wear on her, her six year old twin sisters take the liberty of calling on an unlikely source for help - Rachel Berry. None of them could have predicted the relationship that would result. Pezberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,077 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Change of plan by ApplePiie reviews
Santana always wanted to marry a rich football player, a lawyer or whatever and have a normal life. But she has to change her plan when her parents found out that she's gay. xPezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Pompoms and Sketchbooks by JueJue reviews
New student to Forks Private High, Bella knows nothing of the town, people, or love. Until Alice came along. All human. A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,174 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Alice, Bella
BitterSweet Irony by Sqwiz reviews
What happens when the one you love is forbidden by your entire world? *Hiatus, due to lack of inspiration, sorry, please bear with me and thank you for your patience* Christmas updates coming soon! :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,883 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
All Over Again by Knightales reviews
What happens when Jade and Tori finally find contentment together,then theres a little twist that could change everything. Will it be for the better or for the worse? JORI... COMPLETE!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,319 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Just a Stage Kiss by WellWishes reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate. What happens when Jade and Tori are partnered together for another class at Hollywood Arts, only this time it's not stage fighting, it's stage kissing. Will that line be crossed, or redrawn thicker than before?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,841 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
No Man's Land by nikkithedead reviews
Sam has broken up with Quinn, and it's the final straw. She's done with men, forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Quinn F.
7 Minutes by Just Mine-Erato reviews
At a party Glee club play a game of 7 Minutes In Heaven. What will happen when Rachel and Quinn have to spend seven minutes alone together in a closet... Rated M for ridiculously good grammar and punctuation, language and smutty goodness. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Another Berry? by celaenos reviews
Santana is alone, angry and heartbroken. Brittany loves her, but isn't IN love with her. Santana is working on being ok with their "friend" status while trying not to kill Artie. A new girl comes to McKinley and happens to share DNA with one Rachel Berry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L., OC - Complete
Sunsets and Car Crashes by Full-of-Ink reviews
title song by The Spill Canvas When Santana's parents die in a car crash her younger brother is left in her care, but how does she prove to their social worker that she is a fit guardian? With Rachel's Plan, of course! Pezberry FutureFic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Learning to Love by The Forgotten Lover reviews
The war is over, peace at last. Hermione decides to return to Hogwarts for her 7th year, and becomes a teachers assistant. Hermione can't help but feel alone, as her two best friends become Aurors. Who will mend her broken heart? HG/GW femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,669 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Long Way Home by liverpuddle reviews
Faberry connection unfolds. Quinn/Rachel in and outside of class find a connection. So. They have traveled from Antipathy to Apathy to...where? We'll see...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 155,199 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
The Way I Loved You by Catty Jay reviews
Finn and Rachel have an easy steady relationship, they are the 'It' couple at McKinley. Enter Santana, Rachel's spontaneous and infuriating wake up call.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,987 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
We're Gonna Make This Last by Brody Dean reviews
A Pezberry relationship so many others. Half of the time, it's full of love and happy rainbows. The other half, it's full of drama and separation. Will the girls make their relationship work?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,087 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Blame It on the Alcohol by purrpickle reviews
Berrittana. Rachel's drunk too much, Brittany wants to play hero, and Santana gets roped in to help. But that doesn't explain how the three of them end up in the shower together, now does it?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L., Brittany P.
Inside the Box by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
Bellice. A story of falling in love with your best friend. Of loss and betrayal, of the lessons and mistakes you need two to make. It's just a simple teen love story, a time of firsts and lasts. And vampires. Language & sexual situations. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,935 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alice, Bella
What If? by ocfanatic2013 reviews
What if...Santana and Rachel were dating at the beginning of the series? Story is better than the summary. NOTE: HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PEZBERRY SECRET STORIES
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,954 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Win You Over by chrystannxtaylor reviews
Santana Loves Brittany. Rachel loves Quinn. Brittany is with Artie and Quinn is with Sam. Santana and Rachel team up and together they plan how to subtly win the girls over. Faberry and Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Pieces of Her by kagekamay reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Rachel Berry wasn't unbreakable. Now she's broken and the only person who can help put her back together is Quinn Fabray. Eventual faberry WARNING deals with self harm
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,293 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Their skirt pushed up around their waist by captainpezberry reviews
Completely AU. FutureFic. Rachel is a rising Broadway star. Santana is a wealthy known player badass/badgirl who suddenly has the diva on her radar after a chance meeting backstage. multi-chapter
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,319 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
If It Hadn't Been For Love by euphematic reviews
Armed with a check list of sure fire ways to win one's heart and her two best friends, Quinn is ready to go. Rachel Berry, prepare yourself. You're about to be wooed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,894 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Take Me Or Leave Me by Stessa reviews
Pezberry. Set after A Very Glee Christmas. Santana's not been truly herself for a long time, and during a Christmas party, she learns that Rachel Berry has secrets too, and that she might not be half bad. Especially not if you're tired of feeling lonely.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,385 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
A Twin thing by Musicfreak9864 reviews
Fraternal twins Rachel Berry and Skylar Corcoran transfer to WMHS the middle of Sophomore year from NY because Shelby wants away from Broadway for a bit. Cue Quinn and Charlie Fabray the gorgeous identical twins they fall for. FaBerry/Brittana/CharlieOC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
If You Can Meet With Triumph And Disaster by Jackdawess reviews
Hermione had met with dangers and challenges all her life, could she face and survive even more? Of the body, mind and heart? Mature, adult themes throughout. Sex, some violence, moderate language and quidditch. Mostly HG/GW with a little HG/RW & GW/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,912 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
I pick the Blonde by aBeautifulTragicLove reviews
Bella Swan seems to have the perfect life in Forks but her memories are anything but perfect. The Cullens move to town and a certain blonde starts to fall for Bella. Can she win her heart? FEMSLASH! OOC/Bella/Rosalie. My first story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,888 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
The Pezberry Secret: The Beginning by ocfanatic2013 reviews
Prequel to The Pezberry Secret. Follow Santana and Rachel's relationship from the very beginning.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Into Your Hideout by dopedupdawl reviews
Santana's been functioning as a shell of a person for longer than she cares to remember. Can the absolute least likely person make her actually feel something again? Established Brittana/Pucktana, eventual Pezberry. Quinntana friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 242,520 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
House Vs Home by Retry reviews
Rachel made it in NYC but unhappily returns to Lima to stay with shelby & Beth. Beth asks Rachel to introduce her to Puck/Quinn.Quinn/Rachel start of on bad terms. Rating changes in fic . Faberry fic, Side Brittana, Pezberry fship x
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,729 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Amnesia by RedYellow11 reviews
Quinn's life is starting to look up, but one morning, she wakes up and everyone and everything in her life is completely different, making her question if she was ever truly happy. Faberry. Spoilers through New York. Rating may go up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Snowing Leads To Snuggling by YourGleek reviews
After being sent on a mini road trip for the sake of Glee club, Santana, Quinn, Brittany, and Rachel find themselves in a situation that brings them - quite literally - closer together. Pezberry/Unholy Trinity Friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,689 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Mantra by Dances-With-Bears reviews
A Quinntana femslash. Quinn refused to teeter on the edge of her crumbling foundation any longer. Tonight, she was going to tell her parents that she was in love with Santana Lopez. Rated M for abuse, vulgarity, racial remarks, and sexual themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,659 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Echo by iceonthewing reviews
The echoes of your lies are your most hidden desires. Featuring Psychic!Rachel and In-Denial!Quinn. Loosely based on the movie "What Women Want". Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,627 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Fill Me, Drill Me, Fulfill Me by lps-record reviews
A Glee Kink Meme Fill: Quinn, with a boner after watching Rachel's incredibly sexy performance of Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me, grabs her and does everything the lyrics say. Warning: girl!penis Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by cupcakesandlovefests reviews
A chance meeting at the start of their lonely summers changes things. Puck and Rachel quickly become 'bros' and could Quinn and Rachel have feelings for each other?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Too Far by ishallcallhimsquishy reviews
Rachel's struggling with cutting and anorexia and passes out during Glee, can Santana and Quinn help her, or has the brunette already gone too far? Warning: Depression, self harm, and anorexia. Rated M for possible later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,843 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
The Pezberry Secret by ocfanatic2013 reviews
Rachel and Santana go through the trials and tribulations of their relationship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,076 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by ellmo82 reviews
Rachel and Quinn end up in the same class. What begins as an awkward friendship starts to become something more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,664 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Quest for Rachel Berry's Heart by teeney8040 reviews
What happens after the girls' performance in 'Never Been Kissed' if Quinn and Santana both seem to notice how hot Rachel looks in leather? Being Quinn and Santana, they compete for her. Will she fall for one of them or stay with Finn? Pezberry/Fabery
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,411 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Warm me up by Faberrittanainthetardis reviews
Rachel and Quinn are forced to drive together to an out of town performance, in the middle of winter. On the way there they are driven off the road by a mysterious car. They soon find that the weather isn't the only element they must survive. SPN Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,150 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Who Are You? by cupcakesandlovefests reviews
Rachel returns to school a completely different person,while the others are almost okay with the change,Quinn isn't. She's determined to find out what caused the change. M rating just in case.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Affection by laurarivera reviews
Running away from torment and abuse, broken Quinn Fabray finds herself being mended by one Rachel Berry. / Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Tender by Achelesox reviews
Quinn is super gay for Rachel,just like in the show,something happens to stop the whole repressed thing,so she's free to unleash her gayness. It's going to be fluff central, I'll try and put some angst in there, but I'm the happiest person in the world.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Graveyard Near The House by Kendarrr reviews
She sits on top of her car, William McKinley High School—her palace—behind her. The parking lot long empty, her red graduation dress disposed on the ground. Bye, bye, bye all the dogged innocence. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Entwined by Metal-Panda-Alex reviews
After an impossible encounter, two young women find their lives destined to entwine. This is the tale of Hermione Granger and Fleur Delacour, and how they fell in love. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
In the Shadows by lostsunsets reviews
Quinn confesses her feelings for Rachel. However, Rachel doesn't return them. after her break up with finn, Quinn becomes determined to show Rachel how much she means to her. Reviews are welcomed! : warning: self-harm
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Hiding True Feelings by lostsunsets reviews
for riverkirby! Quinn realizes her feelings for Rachel. But she's afraid so the only way she knows to hide them is to lash out. will Quinn learn to accept these feelings or hurt Rachel way beyond compare? warning: contains abuse and language! RxR!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Delirium by deadliestdeceit reviews
Quinn Fabray was ruthless, meticulous and skilled, just like her father. Only, she had a weakness: Rachel Berry. AU. Spoilers for Born This Way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Crazy on You, Too by roxystyle011 reviews
Continuation of Crazy on You... Quinn is no longer Rachel Berry's therapist but she still has her hands full. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,170 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Revenge by Seeing through blind eyes reviews
Au. Quinn needs Rachel's help to get revenge on her mother. Warning: substance abuse!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
She Will Be Loved by Bsalvatore reviews
After Brittany's rejection Santana feels lost and lonely. Which member of the Glee club will surprisingly help Santana through all of this? Can Santana love someone else or will she be too afraid? -Bad at summaries! Takes place after the Landslide episode
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Makin' Music by boughofcherries reviews
What would happen if Rachel and Santana were paired together in Duets instead of Rachel/Finn and Mercedes/Santana? Yeah, sucky summary, but the general gist is there. This is my first fic ever, R&R'd be much appreciated. Also, Quitt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,312 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Hi Baby, bye Baby by Jubella reviews
Quinn can't believe Rachel just called her Baby, until she sees where her gaze is directed at. Oh... That makes sense.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? by insaneantics21 reviews
Quinn attempts to woo Rachel with advice from Puck, Santana, and Brittany.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
We're Quite a Pair by purrpickle reviews
Santana and Rachel are deeply in love, but it seems like Rachel has some subconscious worries about their relationship. What happens when those worries get revealed? One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Cheerios Need Love, Too by NoelleAmoura reviews
"And yes." "Yes what?" Santana asked, running the pad of her thumb along Quinn's lower lip. "Yes, I'd be honored to go to prom with you." A Quinntana fic. Kinda my guilty pleasure. R&R. Rated T just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Cat and Mouse Games by twistedmorality reviews
Rachel Berry is not who she say's she is. She has been hiding from her past. Will her past catch up with her? What effect will it have on the people who have come to care about her.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Sex Tape by deadliestdeceit reviews
A sex-tape of Rachel Berry gets spread around McKinley High. For a prompt at the rq meme. links on profile page
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
This Kiss by poetzproblem reviews
One pivotal moment can change everything. Rachel and Quinn share a kiss during a game of spin the bottle, and the gleeks decide to play cupid. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,798 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Distraction by deadliestdeceit reviews
"There's teeth and tongue and when her hands roughly squeeze your hips, you're sure you're about to take her right there and then on the sidewalk." Sort of PWP, if I leave it as a one-shot. Up to 'Sexy'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Deal with the Devil by roxystyle011 reviews
Rachel doesn't understand what it is that Santana has that makes all the boys go crazy. When Santana denies her a simple kiss, Rachel enlists the help of Quinn to make her jealous. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,436 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by singyoutosleep reviews
Santana and Rachel had the perfect life. They made all kinds of plans for the future, but the thing is that plans don't always work out the way you want them to. Pezberry angst. Deals with strong subject matter. Rating will bump up in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Nails Are Good For Something or The Use Of Nails by DarkLovesLight reviews
Quinn wants to go to a swimming party, Santana doesn't and claims to have a very good reason, what would it be? Summary sucks... just read it : Rated T for suggestiveness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
All That I Can Say by jt4702 reviews
Rachel's and Santana's budding relationship is hampered by Santana's behaviour. Prequel to my 'Insanity' universe/series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Just Sex, No Consequences by DarkLovesLight reviews
Santana suggest something simple to help Quinn to relieve some stress, who would've thought it wouldn't be so simple?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
My Strongest Sense Is You by Dramatricks reviews
Rachel is in love with Santana, but the cheerleader doesn't return her feelings. Can Rachel find solace in Quinn or Brittany? Set during Season 1. Originally posted on my Livejournal. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Morning routine by kiarcheo reviews
The other gleeks learn something new about Rachel's relationship with Brittany and Santana during a hotel stay on an overnight field trip. Berrittana: a Rachel/Brittany/Santana story. Written for a prompt at the glee ot3 meme on LJ.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2011 - [Rachel B., Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Hot and Cold by This-and-That reviews
Bella is just bacon to her. Doe-eyed, klutzy, and ridiculous bacon. As teenage hormones send Bella on a wacky mission to win Alice's love, it's becomes much like trying to squeeze a banana under the crack of a door - messy, and very difficult. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,465 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alice, Bella
The Fourth, The Fifth by admiral-cain reviews
It only took a single moment to change everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,699 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Love Is The New Hate by apathyempathy reviews
Santana isn't as tough as everyone thinks. It only takes one weekend for Rachel to figure that out.PezBerry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,247 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning? by jugstheclown reviews
Quinn's morning doesn't go as she expected. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Don't Play With A Broken Heart by laxchica23 reviews
Emily's trying to become more comfortable with her sexuality. Maya is there to help, but 'A's interference only makes things worse.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,873 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Emily F., Maya St. G. - Complete
Rebel Heart by jt4702 reviews
Rachel finds an unexpected ally and friend after Finn breaks up with her. Together, they go on a road of self-discovery that leads to more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
StageFright by DarkLovesLight reviews
Set during Special Education: Quinn suffers from some stage-fright and Santana uses a very clever method to help her.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
You're The Sky That I Fell Through by authorpuer reviews
Starts off at the Rocky Horror episode, Rachel/Quinn. If I continue this, it'll be rated T. Title based off of song, "If My Heart Was A House" by Owl City.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Two Weeks by aeval reviews
Quinn has two weeks to prove her feelings to Santana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Color Me Confused by FerryBerry reviews
ON HIATUS. Lingering feelings for Jesse and a budding relationship with Finn. Things just couldn't get more confusing. Until the last person Rachel expects enters the mix.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,484 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.]
I bet you by arwg96 reviews
Santana was bored; listening to Puck moan about his problems with Rachel was not how she had planned on spending her Saturday night. what happens when one bet gets complicated.Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Two Lives, One Story by ElizaOlivia reviews
Quinn and Dianna switch places. Dianna and Lea are in an established relationship, everything with Quinn and Rachel is the same as the show. Perhaps eventual Faberry, idk, but definite Achele. Lea and Rachel help Dianna and Quinn get back to their worlds
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,124 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Raw and Radiant by msgalinda reviews
In the summer after Quinn gives birth, she and Rachel develop an unexpected bond.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,315 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Sunrise Brings Another Day by RachhCullenVampRules reviews
The Cullen's adopt baby Bella, after Alice's visions! How will Bella settle in with everyone? Will Bella help Edward find love? But,will they need to protect her from...each other? Possibly post breaking dawn later and SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected places by kiarcheo reviews
'It was all Berry's fault. She was everywhere. Every single moment of Santana's life she was there' Pezberry. Written for the Glee Femslash Big Bang Challenge. Previously posted under the name kikky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,216 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] Brittany P. - Complete
The MySpace Admirer by adventurefilled reviews
Someone starts anonymously complimenting Rachel over MySpace. Rachel/Quinn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,298 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Complete Me by Tuesday The First reviews
Quinn was her addiction and Rachel was her escape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,862 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Can I Stay? by GleefulMusing reviews
It feels like she's missing a part of her and only one person could ever understand this feeling...Rachel/Quinn friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Let's Make It Work by nefertitis reviews
"It could be really beautiful you know, if we really try." And Quinn was right. Warning: Faberryman
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
A Very Faberry Christmas by it's been fun reviews
The Holiday season is nothing without a little Faberry love! Excuse the title, my sister helped.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Turning Point by msgalinda reviews
After Sectionals, Quinn finds that Rachel Berry is a little cooler than she'd thought. Season 1.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Faberritana Holidays by FaberryAchelefan16 reviews
First Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York. Faberry, Brittana and somewhat Pezberry and Quintana. Happy Holidays!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Bad Romance by Jen2261 reviews
After a very interesting party an unlikely couple develops a bad romance that only gets worst as they battle their own issues with the relationship. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,938 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
My Annabeth by brittany09 reviews
Nico likes Annabeth. Annabeth likes Nico. Percy doesnt know any of this... but he will. Rated T , because im paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,887 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Nico A., Annabeth C. - Complete
Taking Back What Was and More by meremortal2k3 reviews
AU. Santana thinks it's about time that Quinn took back what she had lost.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Kisses by authorpuer reviews
When Quinn's sad, she likes kisses. Maybe Rachel will, too.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
What we had by Moment-4-Life reviews
Santana has cheated."you don't know what you had until it's gone." Santana/Quinn/Rachel/Brittany quadrangle
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Guess the problem was you, boys by kiarcheo reviews
After they dumped them because they wouldn't put out, this wasn't what they expected to see. Never been kissed spoiler. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
I Have Named You Queen by Dramatricks reviews
Set before Season 2. From a prompt on LJ. When Quinn discovers Rachel is being abused, can she convince Rachel to be brave enough to let her help?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
When Bad Days Go Good by insaneantics21 reviews
Quinn's day takes a few extremely unexpected turns after she confesses her crush to Rachel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Quinn F., Brittany P. - Complete
Counting sheep by ShouldHaveReadBetweenTheLines reviews
Rachel can't sleep because of the rain. Quinn suggests counting sheep. But when Quinn can't sleep, she suggest something a lot more...grown up. Rated T for sex/sexreferences, just to be sure.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Second Time Series by stix04 reviews
Follow-up to Rachel's Second Time
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,929 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Being at the bottom by kiarcheo reviews
Santana has a secret, but it's not what everyone think. My first shot at something different from pure fluff. Pezberry. Rated for swearing and inferring.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] - Complete
Fallin' by smashintoyou reviews
Quinn, Rachel, and few other glee-clubbers, are off to New York for college. Quinn deals with living with Rachel, who she secretly loves, and who is still in her high school relationship. Eventually Rachel starts to question her own feelings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,089 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Mothers, Be Good to Your Daughter by insaneantics21 reviews
AU: When Quinn shows up at Rachel's doorstep and asks her to babysit, Rachel has no idea that it will change everything. Rachel/Santana/Brittany
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Can't Regret by humbirdbum reviews
The real reason Rachel sent Sunshine to that crack house.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Inscription by humbirdbum reviews
Every week, she notices there's a new word inked on Quinn's skin. Rachel certainly hadn't expected junior year to turn out like this, just chock-full of surprises, most of which revolve around a certain blonde, drawing them slowly together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Cabin Fever by insaneantics21 reviews
By a freak booking accident Rachel and Quinn find themselves in the same cabin in upstate New York for two months over summer vacation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,961 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Don't go for second best, baby by kiarcheo reviews
They don't want to settle for second best...so, who is the best? Pezberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] - Complete
Untouched by FiferRose reviews
Rosalie has strong feelings toward Bella. However, the feelings aren't as negative as they seem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,079 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Rosalie, Bella
An Accident of Paradise by Nirav reviews
Make a toast, make a wish, slash some tires/Paint a heart repeating, beating 'don't give up, don't give up, don't give up.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,055 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Starting Again by aeval reviews
They both left to find a fresh start, but could they be each others?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,878 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Love Me Any Less by itwasadream reviews
Junior year becomes the begining of something no one expected, and maybe the begining of something a few can't understand how they ever lived without. Starts mild but progresses to M rating. First fic ever! Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,119 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
I Am Game by liverpuddle reviews
Quinn gets a taste of what Rachel has been dealing with for years. Since Quinn has started growing as a person since she joined the Gleeks, empathy and bonding ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Stop Giving Me Choices by meremortal2k3 reviews
Santana goes to find Rachel when she doesn't turn up for Glee.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
It would be so easy by lucyyyy reviews
bella doesnt know if she loves edward anymore he's human in this . Rosalies a new girl at forks, a vampire, bella cant stop staring and alice notices, but alice is hiding somthing aswell.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Lone Wolf by Princess Alexandria reviews
AU/ Twilight - A lesbian werewolf Imprints on Alice, and is tossed out of La Push and the Pack. She starts to attend Forks High School and tries to get to know Alice, in hopes of a relationship. - PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,444 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Alice - Complete
Like a Seal Upon Your Heart by Dramatricks reviews
Quinn Fabray is Daddy's little girl and the perfect Christian. She CAN'T be gay. But then her friendship with Rachel Berry starts to change... Originally from a prompt on the rq meme at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,857 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Bridging the Gap by aeval reviews
They started hanging out to distract themselves from everything else. No real spoilers. Set during Senior Year.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Something Wicca This Way Comes by Paigeypie96 reviews
This is basically a retelling of the first episode of Charmed with an added OC. See details inside. Rated M for language and a same sex pairing.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,267 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Prue H. - Complete
Antarctica by Nirav reviews
June, July, August, September. Run, sleep, walk, talk.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
A giant leap for Lima, a small step for gay domina by kiarcheo reviews
Rachel just arrived at McKinley, Santana has a plan and Brittany is a genius in disguise. Sort of AU. Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L.] - Complete
Locks and Windows by insaneantics21 reviews
A little story about why Rachel didn't lock her window for most of her senior year.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Fourth in the "And Then There Were Four" Series. The girl's have a sleepover at Brittany's house after a long cheerleading practice.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Everything I Do, I Do It For You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Third in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Rachel performs one of the Cheerios routines for her girlfriends, but it catches Sue's eye. Though Rachel doesn't want to be a Cheerio, Sue is determined to make it happen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
I'm Still Here by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Second in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Brittany decides that it's time to tell the Glee Club and their parents about their relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Yours Is The First Face That I Saw by antisocialgod reviews
She feels like Alice falling down the rabbit hole and, even though the fall seems never-ending, she is aware that somewhere, somehow, someday, she's gonna hit the bottom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Seasons Of Change by RazelMorgan reviews
Well, I'v always liked a good HG story, so here's my first one and I hope your pleasently surprised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,124 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Open Your Heart by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. First in the "And Then There Were Four" series. How Brittany, Santana, Rachel, and Quinn form a polyamorous quad and fall in love with each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
It's not complicated if you surrender to love by kiarcheo reviews
Brittany and Rachel are fed up with Quinn and Santana's behaviours. Quinn/Rachel/Santana/Rachel: Faberrittana. Rated M for the awesomeness that it's the OT4
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2010 - [Rachel B., Quinn F., Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Morning Light by Jack Stall reviews
When Jacob sees Bella's old friend from Phoenix, who knows what might happen? Especially because it's a guy. Takes place after Eclipse. Jacob/OC. Homosexual. Reviews are much appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,318 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Caged by TwistedConjecture reviews
Bella has a dark past, she is brought to forks by her father Charlie to recover and get over things.But what will she find in this green secluded town that she couldn't in Phoenix? Read and Revieww. Im new to FanFiction so please be gentle :L
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,057 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Why didn't you say so? by kiarcheo reviews
Something strange is going on with their diva, and Kurt is determined to find out what. A Rachel/Brittany/Santana story
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2010 - [Rachel B., Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
iwant you back by Camfan2009 reviews
Basically Sam confesses her love to carly but carly ends up saying she only wants to be friends until sam leaves on vacation and while she is gone she realizes she did a mistake and plans to tell her when she returns but now sam has a gf
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,298 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
Simple Kind of Life by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Leah Clearwater never liked Bella Swan. So when she goes to the bonfire on First Beach and imprints on her-Bella, Edward, Leah and Jacob get thrown head first into a world of drama. Lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,918 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Leah, Bella] - Complete
In Your Eyes by FiferRose reviews
Bella and Rosalie are vampires in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Awaken Me With Your Kiss by Beryl Butterfly reviews
Bella's near death experience awakens her to the true source of her devotion and love in the Cullen family. How can she follow her heart without tearing apart her family? Bella/Alice yes this is femslash, you are warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,315 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Vesper by Queen Of Gabb 488 reviews
Twilight gives way to the darkness of Night, as Bella discovers a secret that revolves around her parentage. Separated from the aunts she never knew,she had grown up in the shadows between the truth and lies her mother told her.
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,144 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Prue H., Bella - Complete
Changed by themysteryofjade reviews
A young 18 year old named Sky and her two younger sisters of 16 get turned into vampires. She forms a group of elite vampires and protects humans. But what happens when her guarded turns against her? The fear of her two sisters coming to be: loosing her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
The Next Stage by Noel Ardnek reviews
Theo Jackson the son of Percy and Annabeth is thrown into the world of demigods while saving his sister and most of the olympian world. Please comment to tell me what you think and the title and story is kind of hot of the press.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Theophania, the Daughter of Ares by lollidella-vip reviews
Percy "Perseus" Jackson and Tiffany "Theophania" Martin have been enemies since they first met. But what happens if one event changes their whole life and they are forced to collaborate? Percabeth & Percy/OC. Mary Sue? Not supposed to be...so don't flame.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,628 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
The Beauty of Difference by Crowbartender reviews
What if Bella wasn't human when she came into contact with the Cullens? What if Edward wasn't the first one to meet her eyes from across the cafeteria? What if Alice was? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,196 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Alice
Holiday by musicbendr reviews
A continuation of "Lonely Table, Empty Heart" based around specific holidays. Quinn/Rachel. Halloween is done; Veterans' Day is next.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Lonely Table, Empty Heart by musicbendr reviews
Quinn tells Finn the truth, and he doesn't take it all too well. Quinn/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Our Little Secret by lilminx22 reviews
It all started with Rosalie watching over Bella while the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting over night.How will Bella and Rose cope with their new found emotions without tearing the Cullen family apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Flying Free by Soccerchick1551 reviews
Cho need a tutor, and what better tutor than the smartest student at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger, ChoXHer Lemon is later chapters, Dont like it Then Dont read it! Disclaimer: I dont own anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Cho C., Hermione G. - Complete
A leap at Faith by Haley Elizabeth James reviews
a 16 year old diagnosed with cancer, Lindsay, she is alone, no family only the friend she makes within Seattle grace
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Arizona R., Izzie S.
Last One Standing by Holy Cross Baby reviews
After being bullied and teased by her twin brother and his friends all her life Rory goes to boarding school.Now 5 years later she returns, she's all grown up, and she's not backing down TROGAN AU
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,288 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Rory G., Tristan D.
The Unknown Truth by The Forgotten Lover reviews
Hermione has hidden love for Ginny. She never expects Ginny to return feelings of that nature toward her, but what happens when Ginny almost kisses Hermione one late night in the common room? Takes place sixth year. femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Best Ship of All by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
Shared joy is a double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow.' The development of Hermione and Ginny's relationship, a friendship left mainly off the page in the novels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,358 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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Give This Love A Chance reviews
Aria is Sue's niece, daughter of Sue's estranged brother. After a tragedy occurs, Aria goes to Lima to live with Sue. She starts at WMHS, where she meets the Glee kids. Will she give them a chance? Will they give her a chance? will she give love a chance?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Santana L.
SAGA Dawn of the Hybrids: Forever a Fairytale reviews
My sister and I are twins who were born to a vampire and a human. We are a special breed known as hybrids. We have been raised in the ruling family of vampires, the Volturi. Now our life is about to change as we know it. This is our story. R/R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella
You Had Me At Hello reviews
Britt has moved away to attend dance school in Chicago, leaving Santana heartbroken and missing her. What happens when new girl Rachel Corcoran moves in B's old house w/ her mom Shelby? Will S let herself fall again?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust reviews
Aria Swan was a motocross star in Pheonix,AZ until her accident. Now she lives w/ her dad nd big sis, Bella in Forks, where she encounters the supernatural and love in the form of an Alice Cullen and a possible Leah Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Alice
Defying Gravity reviews
Shelby Corcoran nd her daughter Rachel r BWay stars. Their names reach even the smallest towns, such as Lima, Ohio. Quinn and Rachel were BFF's back in the day and Shelby has surprisng connections of her own. What happens when they go back? Please r/r
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Take Me Baby or Leave Me reviews
Puck and Rachel are twins. Story of Rachel who is actually popular and a Cheerio… and of course in Glee. Talks about hardships of high school and the usual Gleek drama. Faberry centric, Brittana, Pucedes Puck/Mercedes , slight Kinn Kurt/Finn .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
My Love, My Life, My Everything reviews
What if Bella has a sister Emilie? What if Emilie is half vampire? All the Cullens know of Emilie's special connection w/ Alice after Alice saved her. What if there is more to her connection w/ Alice than it looks? Alice X OC Warning: Fem/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Alice
Forbidden Imprint Forbidden Love reviews
Imprinting is tricky when you are a wolf, but is more popular by the day in Quilete society. I was already a rarity when I became the 1st female wolf in Quilete history,but when I imprinted,it became...forbidden.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Leah
The Midnight Hybrid: The Story of Emma Rose Hale reviews
Emma is a hybrid. Charlie found her at the police station, and now she lives with the Cullens. Alice had visions of Emma before Emma came. Now that Emma's older, does Alice have a chance to make them come true? Alice/OC fem/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Alice
New Beginnings reviews
What happens when Renee comes to Forks to visit Bella, and Billy Black imprints again? What happens when Charlie finds out, even though he is with Sue? Is he as over Renee as he thought he was? Also B/R, J/A, Ed/Tanya, Em/Kate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010
Whispering My Wishes to the Wind
The war im BD b/w Cullens nd Vultori go wrong. the V. take the C. men who disappear. alice finds a young girl n the woods nd runs away w. her as her daughter. the others separate. Wat happens when the past begins to come 2gether 4 them? full sum. nside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Alice
What About Me? reviews
Jade has a twin sister Jessica. Jessica is famous and everyone loves her, the opposite of Jade. Jessica is on tour when something happens that makes her go home early. What happens when Jessica comes home? How will Jade react then?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Jade W.
The Voice in the Wind reviews
18 yr old Bella Swan has been kidnapped for 16 yrs, her real parents dead. Visiting Forks w/ her kidnappers, they get into a car crash, kprents die. What happens when Rosalie finds her and rescues her? Is it really true love at first sight? Vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Rosalie, Bella
Second Chances: Not the Typical Love Story reviews
Carlisle Cullen has 3 kids, Em, Jas, Bella. Esme Hale has 3 kids, Ed, Rose, Alice. What happens when fate causes Esme and Carlisle to meet once again? ? Two families may very well become one, with some unexpected twists in between. Surprise pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
Running from the Past reviews
Payton Macdonald was adopted at 3 but kicked out at 16 when she told her parents she was gay. She then lived with an abusive partner who turned out to be a demon, also when she discovered her powers at 19. Paige H. became her whitelighter. Please R/R!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
It Takes Two to Tango: Till Death Do We Part? reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if it was Prue and Cole who got together, not Phoebe and Cole? Prue and Cole were secretly together in life, but what happens when death interferes? Will they ever live again? Or be together in death? plese r&r
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Prue H., Cole T.
We Are Family: A Story of the Next Generation reviews
A next generation story, We Are Family is a story about learning the importance of relationships, friends, magic, and most importantly, family. Rated T for future chapters. Please read and REVIEW!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010
The Stolen Torch: The Story of the Lucky Seven reviews
SEQUEL to Twins of the Sea. Ever wonder about the Olympic torch and why it gets passed around at the Olympic Games every four years? Ever wonder what made 7 lucky? Follow 7 Demigods on a quest to find the stolen torch. full summary inside. Read/REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2010
A Halliwell Heartbreak: Learning to Love reviews
Phoebe has been through heartbreak after heartbreak. Coop shows up as a gift from the elders. But what happens when Cole starts to intervene? Read to find out what happens when Phoebe goes on another journey of love.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Phoebe H., Coop
Fates Intertwined reviews
Christy was kidnapped when she was little. What if Paige was put up in an orphanage when she was born, instead of being adopted? What happens when Christy and Paige’s destinies intertwine into something completely unexpected? Please Read and REVIEW!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Christy J., Paige M.
Sister Swap reviews
What happens if Billie had been the one who was kidnapped when she was little? Their parents were killed, and Christy was adopted by the Halliwells. What happens when she Paige go to college and she finally finds Billie? please read and REVIEW!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Christy J., Billie J.
Follow the Moonlight
Billy and his wife used to own an orphanage, but now Billy owns it and Jake and his sisters help when they are home. What happens when someone unexpected from their past comes? Should what happens in the past STAY in the past? please read/REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010
Nightmares from the Past Bring Future Connections reviews
Paige is a social worker. She and her three sisters are the Charmed Ones, the most powerful witches. Paige has these dreams that have a connection to one of her cases. Is there more of a connection to this 3 yr old girl than she thought? Read/REVIEW!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,879 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Annabeth's Diary: Something Beautiful reviews
Annabeth writes a diary and looks back at it after she and Percy are together. The diary is from all of the series, and each book has a song to match with it. PERCABETH. Please read and REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Twins of the Sea reviews
Unkown to Percy, he has a twin sister. They were separated at birth, and his sister was sent to live with their father in Olympus. Now, at 16, his sister has convinced her father to let her learn how to live life in the mortal world as a true hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
The Hectic Life of a Halliwell reviews
A story about Payton Halliwell,the youngest charmed one and most powerful, is a teenager, battling daily demons and trying to live a normal life with her four older sisters, along with having a forbidden love. read and REVIEW! twilight xover
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009
Jacob's Realization A New Love reviews
Jacob has always thought he loved Bella. But what if Bella had a little sister named Payton who just moved to Forks? Read to find out what happens when Jacob realizes he's been imprinting on the wrong Swan the whole time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Jacob
The Charmed Prophecy reviews
Prue and her four younger sisters, Piper, Phoebe, Paige, and Payton are the Charmed Ones. In this fic, a prophecy has been made. Payton is the most powerful witch on the planet. Her sisters need to do whatever they can to protect her. And she's had enough
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009
The Time Traveler reviews
Jess is a time traveler. She is called to travel through time to help people with their problems. Her next adventure leads her to the Halliwells. She finds that they are somehow connected to her past- maybe there’s more to Leo than we know. R and R!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Leo W.
The One He Couldn't Kill reviews
The Resistance has been wiped out. Melinda has only one friend left, and now, it is up to them to stop Wyatt and save her family....by going back in time. Please Read and Review! More reviews means more chapters!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
Payton's Path reviews
Payton Halliwell is the youngest Charmed One. She has a busy life of school, friends, magic, sports, music, etc until one day after a demon attack, her life is changed in more ways than one. Please READ AND REVIEW! i dont own charmed
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
When Evil Wins reviews
Ever wonder what happened if Phoebe and Cole's child lived? Meet Jessica Prudence Elizabeth Turner as she finds her destiny in good and evil. R/R- more reviews more chapters!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
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