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Joined 05-11-09, id: 1931507, Profile Updated: 06-07-09

I am working on a little something, and I hope to have it posted soon :-) I am trying to get 5 or 6 chapters done before I post any of it because I want to make sure that I have a good start, and I want to make sure that it isn't going to suck :-) Jury is still out on that one.

Useless facts about me:

- I have been married for almost 3 years.

- I LOVE to act. I just recently finished my first leading role on stage :-)

- I love my job as a producer at a TV station.

- I love my horses, they're my babies.

- I am addicted to Dr. Pepper, and am useless until I've had one :-)

- I love to shop, vintage clothing is my favorite. Particularly the '40s.

- I am happy where I'm at, but sometimes I feel like a caged bird.

- I hate judgement, and intolerance.

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15030 - Favs: 8,629 - Follows: 9,059 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,761 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10603 - Favs: 11,673 - Follows: 12,371 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Guilty Pleasures by melody.taylor85 reviews
Every woman has a guilty pleasure. Hers just happens to be Daryl Dixon
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Scene It by absolutely ordinary reviews
Alternate/extended scenes and alternate POVs from the saga. Each chapter is a new, separate scene.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Savior With A Crossbow by sweetheartjessie reviews
I suck at summaries. Original Character/Daryl Dixon pairing. Rated M for language and content.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Daryl D.
Drawing Fang by flowerblood reviews
Begins during the finale of True Blood Season 3. Sookie does not leave Fangtasia to begin a new life without vampires, but instead- Pam and Eric take home a weakened Sookie, and take care of her in more ways than one.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sookie S., Eric N.
One night in the Cave by Anne Viola reviews
What SHOULD have happened with Katniss and Peeta in their cave during the games...lemons!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Treading Water by larin20 reviews
Edward Masen is a broken man and wants nothing to do with Bella after she left him for college. Five years later Charlie is sick and dying. He enlists Edwards help to bring Bella home after graduation. Road Trip! ExB, OOC but Cannon later A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,656 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cave Love by Blak-Ice reviews
What if Katniss and Peeta had taken the kiss in chapter 22 a bit further then anyone thought they would? What if they showed each other how much love they have? Kiss scene from Chapter 22 of The Hunger Games in Peeta's POV. Lemons Rated M. Hope you enjoy
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14208 - Favs: 15,181 - Follows: 8,260 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
You'll Be Mine by jasper's naughty girls reviews
Jasper is the one to leave after Bella's B-day but he can't seem to stay away. Who does Bella want? Can Jasper give her what Edward can't? Dark/Dominant Jasper. A joint effort between Jasper's Darlin' Kathy & Cullen818.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Small Comforts by GabrielaHP reviews
A short Katniss/Peeta scene from Catching Fire during one of the nights when Peeta provides comfort to Katniss in her train compartment.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bachelorette: Bella Swan by Oh Elle reviews
Bella is the new Bachelorette. Edward is one of the bachelors. Neither knows about the others involvement in the show when they meet and fall in love right before it starts filming. What's it like watching the woman you love date other men? - Canon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,372 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,334 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just to see you smile by Beth Is Here reviews
Jasper just returned home from the military. His best friend Edward has found his soul mate. Can he find his? Alice has a traumatic past she can't quite let go of. Can Jasper help her beat it? Rated M: For Lemons, Language, and some tough topics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,904 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,045 - Follows: 5,783 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 396 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by punkfarie reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Purpose by toriisthenewcancer reviews
Seven years after Breaking Dawn. Nessie is finally hitting the age where her body stops growing and she will be forever young. But does she want that life? Or a life with purpose? Better summary inside! Warning: Major Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pillow Talk by UnaRJ reviews
There is no job title for Bella. She can be anything that is desired of her. What would people call her? High class call girl? Sex therapist? You decide. Eventually Edward enters her life. OOC/AH Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,415 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8692 - Favs: 14,146 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete