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Joined 05-11-09, id: 1931585, Profile Updated: 05-17-09
Author has written 3 stories for From Hell, Peter Pan, and Bliss, Lauren Myracle.

May I introduce to you, the one and only Billy Shear's.
Yo, what's real kids? I'm just writing for the sake of writing, I publish it on here because I figure someone will eventually stumble across my work, and that's pretty rad. Hopefully I'll get a little bit of fame around these parts, and if not then I'll just keep publishing stuff because writing isn't really a hobby for me, it's a stress reliever, and life isn't going to get rid of the stress part so I won't get rid of the writing part. If you like my stuff, review it, if you hate it, review it; I want to improve my writing because I might as well.

Just because I fucking ordered doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
I love books, every kind of book there is out there I've read it. Horror, mystery, romance, teen drama, fantasy, sci-fi; done it, seen it, love it. However, my favorite authors are the following: Agatha Christie, Christopher Moore, Alan Moore, James Patterson, and Chuck Palahniuk. Of course, this'll probably change later, but as of right now they've been my favorites in the long run-- expecially Agatha Christie. I've been reading her stuff since I was a kiddie and she was the one that enspired me to read obsessively and attempt to write. Hercule Poriot is my bed time hero.

Thought I was nervous like mail man; reading your letters, dear
The other thing that has I am consistantly in need of is music. I love music, and I listen to just about everything except rap and country. Why? Because they suck, and if you like them I don't care if I piss you off about my opinion on them. Most, emphasis, most country/rap is pointless babble. However, give me some Frank Sinatra, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Cold War Kids, The Beatles, The Devil Wears Prada, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, I Set My Friends on Fire, and System of a Down and we'll be great pals.

P.S. I love you.
Randome facts: I'm telephobic, feet creep my out, I contradict myself, traveling is my life. As me about traveling and I'll gladly brag about where I've been. :

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Bliss: The impossible continuation reviews
A continuation from the the last book, going to places Bliss would've thought impossible. As she had hoped Bliss finds herself going to Canada, but what happens when it turns out she can't escape the clutches of Liliana?
Bliss, Lauren Myracle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009
The Cat's Eye reviews
Written in the perspective of Captain James Hook : The story of when an simple boy, who happens to be able to fly, gets ahold of the gem Captain Hook has been looking for; it's just not any gem, it's one that is destroying the island.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009
Dear Boss, you're in for a surprise
My name is Rolf Myers, I'm an officer in the Scotland Yard, and lifes about to get a hell of a lot more confusing : A continuation of the movie where another serial killer pops up, the killer mimics Jack, but something is much more wrong this time around
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Published: 5/14/2009