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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Vinland Saga/ヴィンランド・サガ, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Saiyuki, Merlin, Supernatural, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sherlock.

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I spend a positively ridiculous amount of time watching television and reading books. I'm beginning to think we might be reaching actual addiction stage. Other than that, I am a girl of many talents. I play the violin, I can sing the muffin-top song from 30 Rock (and other ditties of great musical significance), make a mean Hot Pocket, kick (a novice's) ass in a swordfight, do my own laundry, and calculate solubility product constants based on various information.

Apparently all of this means I'm ready for the adult world, since I'm headed off to college as of fall 2011.

Favorite TV shows: Merlin, Supernatural, Buffy, Black Books, Phineas and Ferb, White Collar, Firefly, Mythbusters, Granada Holmes series, Sherlock, Doctor Who, 30 Rock

Favorite Anime: Saiyuki, Hetalia, Pokemon, DN Angel, Kyo Kara Maoh, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Death Note, Host Club, Naruto

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide, Dirk Gently, Boneshaker, What Happened to Lani Garver, The Body of Christopher Creed, A Series of Unfortunate Events, all of Jane Austen's, Good Omens, all of Neil Gaiman's really, Nation, Crime and Punishment, House of Leaves, Mediator series, Poirot, Miss Marple, Sherlock Holmes, the Jeeves series, the Time Quartet, Artemis Fowl, The Secret Garden, Nancy Drew, the Girl 15 series

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Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Alive with the Glory of Love by deactivated account 999 reviews
You see, there is THIS boy and THAT boy; a party, a song, and Ferb doesn't even knows what hit him. High School AU. Rocker!Ferb/Jock!Phineas. Slash.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ferb, Phineas
No Better Way by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"They twirled around slowly, dusty boots toe-to-toe, while the moon shone brightly and the night waited quietly for the promise of firecrackers in half-an-hour's time." A wedding takes place, and dancing is inevitable. AU, light USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scrapbook by deactivated account 999 reviews
."Six years ago, during that summer between fifth and sixth grade, we got away with a hell of a lot of things." A series of drabbles about the Flynn-Fletcher brothers. Friendship. May get slashy. Now slashy.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Phineas, Ferb
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
My Heart, In Segments by Chalupakabra reviews
Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Semantics by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, ThorfinnCanute] Thorfinn and Canute are terrible kissers.
Vinland Saga/ヴィンランド・サガ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Thorfinn, Canute - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Translations Provided by Pippin's Socks reviews
Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sort of Forever by ohemmgeexd reviews
Sharpay has cancer, a disease that threatens to take away her humor, her strength, and her life. As Gabriella watches her friend change, she's not sure she knows this new Sharpay - until she realizes that now it is Sharpay who needs to be rescued. GPOV.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Gabriella M.
Faces by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Upon finding America arguing with himself, England decides to comfort the side he truly loves. USxUK Dedicated to mangarox14 who got the 300th review on Seven Little Killers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Grand Duchy by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Nothing At All by Higuchimon reviews
How do you say that you're sorry when your worst sin was to do nothing?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - [R. Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
Family Reunion by Emmaplease reviews
Oneshot - Harry and Dudley get back in touch, with interesting consequences and a distinct lack of schmaltz. R&R svp!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
We Belong by the author formerly known as reviews
The ultimate irony occurs on Bella and Edward's honeymoon. BellaEdward, kind of sad, I guess. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Terrible Social Graces by MandyQ reviews
Much to his chagrin, Harry Potter is to receive an award. When he finds out the identity of its hostess, he is shocked and angry. But perhaps they can find a way to come to terms with each other. NON TDH COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Knowledge One Possesses by MandyQ reviews
Remus Lupin finds himself nude and bound to a chair. He is shocked meeting his captor, and finding out what exactly she wants from him. Not your usual naked Lupin story. Oneshot. Please R&R. TDH compliant. OoTP and HBP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Remus L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Molotov Cocktail by PharaonicWolf reviews
Set four years after the end of the series. Malik visits Ryou and decides to do something about the overgrown plants, the paint color, and the ghosts. Rated high just in case. I strongly suggest you read the note in my bio page concerning this story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Presumptuous by Inglorious DMK reviews
[YozakMurata] Murata tries to explain to Yozak who he is. Yozak isn't quite buying it.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Of Two Minds by desolate butterfly reviews
Draco Malfoy gets his first kiss. Draco Malfoy gets his last kiss. And then, Draco Malfoy gets revenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Six Senses by obsessive24 reviews
River perceives with her senses and thinks about love. SimonRiver, oneshot. WARNING crazy space incest, mature themes but not explicit.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2005 - River, Simon - Complete
Burglary by Calapine reviews
These are the effects of a fine vintage.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2004
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mirror Reflects by Penguin reviews
The Mirror of Erised has not been removed from Hogwarts, merely moved. It dreams its slow, breezy dreams in a darkened room for years, until a young man finds it... Mild slash; Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Momentum by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Honeymoon by Hth reviews
Deep down, Sanzo has a heart. We're reasonably sure.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2001
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the end was here reviews
Sherlock Holmes might as well be dead, so he rots in an apartment in Switzerland. Post-Reichenbach. Angst/Angst is the genre because that's all it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Resolute and Unyielding Need
Jack/Gibbs, Jack/Elizabeth, Jack/Tia Dalma, Jack/Norrington, Jack/Will. As soon as Captain Jack Sparrow knows what he wants, it's his. This is the way things have always been. The problem, of course, arises when he doesn't know.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dizzying Heights reviews
Sequel to This Does Not Have A Fairytale Ending, although mostly unrelated. Merthur. Gwaine gets kidnapped by giants. Arthur and Merlin pull off a daring rescue thanks to Merlin's magic and Arthur's courage or as Merlin would probably put it, stupidity.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Enlightened reviews
Sanzo falls in battle, at the end, and a change comes over Goku. Inspired by a wmg on tvtropes and some of the art. Goku becomes a god.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Goku S., Kanzeon B. - Complete
Causatum reviews
It's all over. Where does an unwilling servant of the Dark Lord go from there? Apparently, Draco discovers, straight to house arrest. And as it turns out, into Ministry protection from the escaped Azkaban prisoner after you. Eventual HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Flight Feathers reviews
Sanzo/Goku. Goku sprouts wings in a disturbingly literal sense. Sanzo is affected by this in ways that not even the Merciful Goddess could've predicted.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2011 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
super perfundo on the early eve of your day reviews
Takes place at the end of episode 9, with... liberties. Kyoko just wanted a happy dream. Inspired by Waking Life, brief moment of Kyoko/Sayaka, oneshot.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kyoko S., Sayaka M. - Complete
One Week reviews
For Harry, Monday is when the Auror workweek starts, so Draco thinks of it as the beginning of the week. One week in the life of Harry and Draco. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If That's Your Thing reviews
Crowley keeps turning up. Bobby is confused and pissed off and actually kind of grateful sometimes, except for when he finds out why. AU, Weekend at Bobby's doesn't go quite the way that it originally did. Bobby/Crowley.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
This Does Not Have A Fairytale Ending reviews
Arthur is waylaid by a curse that puts him to sleep until true love's kiss wakes him. Merlin finds himself in a bit of an awkward situation, being that true love and all. There will be a sequel.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Starting To Get The Picture reviews
Gwendal and Murata disagree on a lot of little things... but that's something that all lovers get over. And when they get over it? That's when they realize that they're in love. Gwendal/Murata. Rated for mature content that isn't totally a lemon.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Gwendal vV., Murata K. - Complete
Likeness reviews
Sanzo can't quite figure out what's wrong. But when he does... Takes place during the Chin Yisou episodes, right before Sanzo shoots the fake Goku.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
For The Sake Of Old Memories reviews
A love story. Murata reflects on what it means to remember 4000 years' worth of lives. If there's one thing he's learned, it's that there are never, ever second chances. Gwendal/Murata.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gwendal vV., Murata K. - Complete
On the Road reviews
Canute's nightmares about his past affect him--but mostly Thorfinn--during the daytime, too. Rated for a little language.
Vinland Saga/ヴィンランド・サガ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Thorfinn, Canute - Complete
The Crucial Moment reviews
Canute goes to see Thorfinn the night before he's sold as a slave, to apologize. Rated for language and scary angry Thorfinn's thoughts .
Vinland Saga/ヴィンランド・サガ - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Thorfinn, Canute - Complete
Procrastination reviews
Toris can't get Feliks to shut up and work on their project. Background Arthur/Al, not really Toris/Feliks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Titrate That reviews
Feliks gets Toris into trouble during chem class. Ivan is creepy. Ludwig and Feliciano are friends... or more? Diluted HCl is spilled... or thrown? But Berwald and Tino save the day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Seven Years reviews
Remus Lupin's seven long years at Hogwarts, and a little bit after. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Crazy reviews
Draco's dear aunty Bellatrix teaches him Occlumency. And we all know how she "likes to play with her food before she eats it".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Motherhood reviews
Mikoto watched him, with that little smile on his face he wore when she was at her craziest hormonal stages of pregnancy. He'd believe her eventually, because Sasuke would prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete