Razo Imprie
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Joined 05-11-09, id: 1931985, Profile Updated: 04-12-14
Author has written 6 stories for Book Thief, A Midsummer's Night Dream, Misc. Books, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Dragon Age.

Hello there, and thank you for browsing my way.

My name is Rosie, though most of my friends call me stealth.

I post a few stories here and there, but I am not a big writer. Usually I will just post my english creatives. Feel free to drop me a PM - I'm happy to chat to anyone.

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How to Piss off the Warriors Cats 101 by Dragoneh reviews
Funny ways I made up to annoy the warriors cats.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/17/2008
Torchwood MSN by The Whisperer's Song reviews
Just our favourite Torchwood team having a break from catching aliens : contains gwen bashing and minor martha bashing, but only if you squint : My first fanfiction
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ianto J.
Rising Trees by Dawnfire17 reviews
Kits have always been adventurous, but sometimes, it goes too far. Wetkit seems to have broken all records for near death experiences, and counting. Please feel free to Read and Review and Laugh your head off.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Picking on the Warriors! by Moore12 reviews
Ever wonder why certain characters are in the story? Ever wonder why they act the way they do? Introducing "Picking on..." where I'll try to explain the existence of your favorite/hated minor characters. R&R! I'M FINALLY BACK! Redtail and Dustpelt up!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,923 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
In the Oppressive Darkness by n00b-masta2112 reviews
"There were two mattresses shoved into opposite corners, but when the nightmares came to haunt, one somehow found their way across the room to the other." Max/Liesel.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Max V., Liesel M.
Warriors: Your very own guide by Maetja reviews
Hmm. Hey, whats this? Oh look, its a catalog! Hey, look, its for Warriors! Wait, these aren't books...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,620 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
Warriors: UNLEASHED by Brightsparrow reviews
You all know the warriors and their personalities. This is the time when the can act as nuts as they want! Dish on the others, and just voice their opinion! Makes a good story, really. So sit back and find out the shocking facts!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Cries in the Night by WarriorsFreak reviews
Complete. Five have become four, and the kits of Squirrelflight and Ashstar are still experiencing trouble. Life continues to move on, and a new generation of warriors is gracing the lake. Sorrow can only be expressed to some, if the stars are willing to listen. Book Two of Three. Sequel to A Different Choice. Read and review please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,527 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Big Brother 11: Torchwood by Hayley-Saxon-xx reviews
The torchwood team are housemates on Big Brother. they've never met; they're just normal people, no Immortality or aliens! : Ianto/Lisa Tosh/Owen Gwen/Rhys Ianto/Jack. please read and review. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT. THIS IS STILL ME, I SWEAR! XD
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
From the begining by Hayley-Saxon-xx reviews
Jack and Ianto's relationship hasn't been a smooth one and they both know it. Their relationship starting from that night with the stopwatch. rated M for explicit M/M pairing. Jack/Ianto review please! x x x ABANDONED UNTIL I GET INSPIRATION SORRY.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
I'm In Love With My Manservant by enigma-kar reviews
“There’s something very odd about someone who spends all their time with a servant...” Blackadder II script meets the characters of Merlin. Total, slightly OOC, random, hilarity ensues!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Reunions and Loss's by Hayley-Saxon-xx reviews
Gwen brings Ianto back to life and the hub blows up with Ianto and Gwen still in it and gwen loses the love of her life. Then Jack returns and they rebuild the world that has crashed down around the three of them. ABANDONED. PREVIOUS USERNAME JANTO-ADDICT
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ianto Jones or Harry Potter? by Hope Night reviews
Ianto has secrets that go past Lisa. That goes into a world of mystery and magic. The secret? He was once Harry Potter. Now the Wizarding world wants their savior back. Something Ianto isn't sure he can be anymore. How can Jack help? Janto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Jack H.
Love Is Our Resistance by enigma-kar reviews
SongFic to Resistance by Muse. A/M Slash with character death, tells of hiding their love and their time together. “The axe had fallen - a single stroke, which couldn't be taken back...”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Warrior Cat Awards! by FallingSnow14 reviews
Welcome to the first ever warrior cat awards ceremony! A short funny story about the warrior awards. READ! REVIEW! Thanks! Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Ianto Jones' Diary by torchwoodfour reviews
Ch 50. This is Torchwood, Jack & life through Ianto's eyes, from the beginning, the Battle of Canary Wharf. After life, after death, there is time to just be and remember to: Breathe While You’re Able.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,046 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Royal Colors by BreeTheFree reviews
One cold night at a Gathering, Bluefur bumps into a certain RiverClan tom. And there's something about him she...likes.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bluestar, Oakheart - Complete
Raindrops Falling by BreeTheFree reviews
Why does Jayfeather feel so weird around Cinderheart? Because he's in love and he doesn't know it.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart - Complete
A Different Choice by WarriorsFreak reviews
Complete. Considering re-editing. What if Squirrelflight had chosen Ashfur over Brambleclaw? What will the kits of this union have to experience? What losses and trails must they overcome to find happiness, if that's even possible for them? Perhaps, this twisted union wasn't supposed to have a happy ending. Book One of Three. Read and review please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,810 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ashfur, Squirrelflight - Complete
Torchwood April Fools by enigma-kar reviews
It's April the 1st and the Torchwood team gang up on Jack to prank him. However, Jack doesn't let them get away with it that easily... Might be a bit OOC
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
CatLike by Peridot Tears reviews
The cats of the Dark Forest have turned a certain Chosen One and his friends into cats! What sort of revenge is Tigerstar plotting against the Clans now? -- and how is it going to affect...well, everyone? Only time can tell...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Firestar
Ashfur Who by wolf with panther eyes reviews
A WarriorsxDrWho crossover. When the Doctor and Ashfur are struck by lightening, they switch bodies. Will Ashfur cope with being a Twoleg and will the Doctor ever learn to hunt? Chapter 6 is up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - 10th Doctor, Ashfur
Confessions of a Messiah Who Has Had It by ThenWhenWeRetire reviews
A collection of short, nutty one-shots where even the Son of God has his off-days...
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Warriors Chatroom of Randomness by Pinefur reviews
A demented warriors chatroom thing. No longer a oneshot! People liked it! HOORAY! But it is retarded. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
Friday the 13th by ACleverName reviews
The inevitable occurs ... Rose sleeps with Jack. Or so it appears. Is the TARDIS just playing with everybody's heads? RoseNine fluff, sexual situations, you were warned. Takes place between The Doctor Dances and Boom Town.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
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Partners In Crime reviews
Leliana and Zevran become fast friends through their love of braiding their, and others, hair but when their attention turns to Morrigan's shiny locks, sparks will fly. Literally.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Leliana, Morrigan, Zevran A. - Complete
An Afternoon Raid reviews
Liesel and Rudy raid the mayor's library again - but not everything goes to plan.
Book Thief - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Liesel M., Rudy S.
An Aunt's Worries reviews
The day of Robinson's trial through the eyes of Aunt Alexandra.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Complete
In An Alleyway
A modern interpretation of the japanese short story 'In A Grove' by Ryunosuke Akutagawa. A man is stabbed and his girlfriend raped in an alleyway - in this story told through a series of testimonies in a police report, the truth is a very difficult thing to uncover. Rated M for course language and adult themes.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Complete
A Confession reviews
While the fairies celebrate the triple wedding, Puck lets slip how Oberon and Titania got together.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
A Dream Of Longing reviews
What happened after Rudy had rescued the book from the icy river?
Book Thief - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete