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Joined 05-12-09, id: 1932016, Profile Updated: 07-07-09

Hi my name is Steve!

Steve: I'd like to introduce you to my best friend . . . Alvin!
Alvin: Hi. Ok can I eat them now?
Steve: scolds No! You just had breakfast!
Alvin: grumbles unhappily

Some really cool Quotes:

I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.

Favourite Memory:

Steve: Well this is boring . . .
Disembodied Voice: You're telling me
Steve: high pitched girlish scream Who are you?

Cue Starwars theme

Disembodied Voice: I am your father!
Steve: Really?

End Starwars theme

Disembodied Voice: No . . . I'm just proof that you've finally cracked
Steve: Huh?
Disembodied Voice: The light is on but nobody's home.
Steve: . . .
Disembodied Voice:huffs YOU'RE INSANE!
Steve: Oooooooh, riiiight. Got you . . .
Steve: So what, are you like my conscience or something?
Disembodied Voice: No I'm just a little voice inside your head
Steve: Cool! Do you have a name?
Disembodied Voice:long, painful sigh No, I'm a Disembodied voice inside your head
Steve: Right. So, I need to name you.
Disembodied Voice: What in the world for!
Steve: Well I don't plan on referring to you as Disembodied Voice now do I.
Disembodied Voice:grumbles incoherently
Steve: gasp I shall call you ALVIN!
Disembodied Voice: Alvin? WHY?
Steve: 'Cause you look like an Alvin. Duh!
Disembodied Voice: But . . . No ju . . . You ca . . . Oh fine! huffs Just call me Alvin
Steve: Good. Now I finally have a friend!
Alvin:sighs Why does that not surprise me?

Favourite Things to do:

Steve: Eat cheese, write, read, ignore Alvin
Alvin: Annoy the living daylights out of Steve, change Steve's story's, confuse Steve

Favourite Place to be:

Steve: In the water, or writing
Alvin: glare Well since I'm stuck in Steve's head . . . mumble

Favourite Thing:

Steve: Laminin. . . cause it’s so freakin awesome
Alvin: Getting Steve to ‘actually’ write fanfics

Pet Peeves (Should be changed to: Things we hate):

Steve: Twilight. People who idolise twilight and its actors. Edward Cullen. Chasing ping pong balls. Broken spines on paperback books.
Alvin: Bad Fanfics. Hypocrites. TV jingles. Short reviews.

Now let the writing BEGIN!

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Ties That Bind by Japhith reviews
The long awaited sequel to ReEducating Miss Roth. The Titans and friends continue to live, even as some of their relationships grow stronger, some of them grow further apart, and some of the learn what love really is.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 133,739 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/10/2006
Stupidity by Raven'sWinterRaine reviews
A bunch of shots involving the Titans, but mostly centered around Beast Boy. Warning: random stupidity, silly quotes, and full of all out hilarity! Enjoy. Note: Sorry for any problems.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Beast Boy
Lucky Charms by Bleeding Writer reviews
Garfield meets Raven in kindergarten and becomes automatic best friends with her.A day before she disappeared he gave her his lucky charm,and in return,she gave him hers.What happens when she reappears 9 years later?Full summary on profile.BBXRAE fanfic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,212 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Declare by Black and White Candid reviews
Robin loves her. He loves her so much it hurts. RxR, Rated T for language and mild sexuality.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,687 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Raven, Robin
Promised II by Little Creature reviews
Marriage between Robin and Raven has only begun. Enter Slade, Trigon, Red X, a child, betrayals, deaths, otherworld creatures, truths and a whole lot more. It's the story you've been waiting for. AU part 2
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,360 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Raven, Robin
Promised by Little Creature reviews
Raven and Robin are thrust into marriage, but what happens when Slade and Trigon make their appearance? Add in a little jealousy and trust issues along with phenomenal 'gifts' and you have a promise for an intense future. AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 158,040 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Breaking Point by TenshiJaki reviews
You can only push a person so far before they break, the Titans are going to learn this the hard way when Raven has had enough. It's Humor, the summery sounds so dire... Some sprinkled RaeBB RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,996 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
ReEducating Miss Roth by Japhith reviews
Girls might just want to have fun, but Raven isn't most girls. When she and Jinx have to go undercover to protect another teen from an assassin, will Jinx get her to loosen up? Or is Raven just too set in her ways?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,627 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Raven, Jinx - Complete
AKA A Raven Story by September Dragonfly reviews
With the threat of the Brotherhood behind them, the Teen Titans go their separate ways. This story follows Raven, as she enrolls in a boarding school, in a different part of the country.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2006
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