Arkeis07
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Joined 05-12-09, id: 1932071, Profile Updated: 09-06-11
Author has written 15 stories for iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, Princess Protection Program, Misc. Movies, Pretty Little Liars, and Camp Rock.

Alana, Hawaii. College Student. Broke.

All of my fics are posted at Livejournal first and foremost:

Along with my writings I'll sometimes also post pictures and music, too, so it's worth it to check it out. Just look through the tags for "fiction."

Consider this my disclaimer to everything, ever: I do this for my own personal enjoyment. No profit is being made. No offense is intended. Respect and copyrights are given where they are deserved.

~ Fall 2011

Hello, hi. Venomous will be done within the month (possibly within this week if I get the time). I've got some one-shots that have been waiting for my attention for some time, so those will be up as well. For those that have waited this long for my chaptered fics, thank you so much for obliging me in my time-management failings.

Feel free to contact me and get my ass in gear. Or just chat about the weather, whatever.

Thanks for reading c:

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In Dreams by Lone Tube Sock reviews
Carter's been having weird dreams. Sleep deprivation ensues. CARTER/ROSIE
Princess Protection Program - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie
A STORY OF FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, AND PICKLES by gomato reviews
DEMI AND SELENA DECIDE TO HAVE A DATE NIGHT. THERE ARE SOME UPS & DOWNS TO THE EVENING. ALSO THERE ARE PICKLES. PLZ R&R!
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Spinning in the Rain by iwantfifaonline reviews
Carter/Rosie, Demi/Selena. “At least one of us has to remember to spin in the rain.” M because i have no idea where i'm going with this. Hopefully somewhere good. : Carter/Selena tries to win Rosie/Demi back with the only thing they have left, memories.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie
Camp Out by fembuck reviews
Carter introduces Rosie to another American pastime. Carter/Rosie, femslash
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie
The Deep End by LookAtMyShoes reviews
She pulls away, her chest heaving and her clothes dripping a rhythmic pattern of water onto the wood of the dock and simply stares at Rosie, her eyes wide and her heart thudding on cymbals. ;Carter/Rosie;
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
In Love and Politics by Hollywood Recycle Bin reviews
Life isn't a fairytale, but sometimes, it's close enough. Carsie Femmeslash. Minor angst.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
I'm Your Baby Tonight by fembuck reviews
Needy may be dating Chip, but Jennifer is still the one she experiences everything with for the first time. Jennifer/Needy, Needy/Jennifer, femslash
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
A Fear Of Water by daielight reviews
//To do something more important with your life? Yes. :: And that was the moment I fell in love with Rosalinda Marie Montoya Fiore. \\ // One night, Carter makes a decision that will change everything, for better or for worse. Rosie/Carter \\
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
The Long Way by cutflowers reviews
AU, Amissverse. Sequel to Amiss. It's been three years since Miley walked away from being Hannah, and she and Lilly are leading normal, quiet lives. But how long is that going to last? And is her past going to come back to haunt her? Miley/Lilly.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,821 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
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Venomous reviews
A series of events brings the country bait girl and the fugitive princess together while their foundations shake. Missing scenes from the movie.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,951 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
Fade reviews
Drabble 100 words, prompt "fade." Hanna/Emily, femslash.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hanna M., Emily F. - Complete
Beneath the Pier reviews
A lonesome pre-dawn walk on the beach during Lily and Miley's winter break from Stanford. Lily reminisces and contemplates, with Miley on her mind.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Luscious Cherry Sweet reviews
The Runaways Fic. Joan Jett/Cherie Currie. Just another night on the road, living the rock n' roll. Warnings: heavy cursing, drug use, sexual themes.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Delirious reviews
For Nick Girlslash's Day of Femslash, 2009. Sam's going crazy with this secret; she needs to tell Carly, finally. Carly/Sam femslash.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Rise Up To Face It reviews
...but like the sound of the ocean, something is building, and it’s about to crash over." Miley/Lilly, oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Proving Otherwise Role Reversal reviews
A continuation, with permission, of letscall l's fic "Proving Otherwise." The roles are reversed, as Rosie and Carter battle for domination in their debate. SMUT.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie - Complete
Serendipity doesn't happen in real life reviews
Alex/Mitchie. She grinned with more bravado than existed in her body, and Alex responded by stepping back into the shower and gesturing with her hands 'please, do come in' with a sassy look on her face. Mature themes.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Selfportrait reviews
Alex creates a clone of herself to finish a self portrait for art. She never realized how attractive she was before this. Mature themes ahead.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R. - Complete
Promenade A Prayer on the Dance floor reviews
Mitchie is tired of rejecting advances from boys - what better way to say she's unavailable than by bringing her girlfriend to prom? Mitchie/Alex.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
On the job reviews
Alex/Mitchie. The two girls seem to be drowning in the madness of their careers. But by early morning light and late night calm, they have each other, and everything makes sense.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
The Pina Coloda Experiment reviews
Prompt: "Carly finds an even better way of making pina colada lip gloss when she catches a whiff of Sam's coconut gloss and just so happens to be wearing pineapple. " CAM.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
I'll be here a while reviews
Lily/Miley". Taking a break outside the studio, Miley and Lily try to capture the moment together. "....Wait, this sounds familar. Who is it?"
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Dinner Date Escape reviews
Alex is pissed that Miley called for double date. All she wants is to curl up with her girlfriend in bed. She lets her impatience get the better of her at the dinner table, and mature, fun times ensue in the bathroom. Alex/Mitchie
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Aren't we too old for this? reviews
Cam. Fic challenge: "Aren't we too old for this?"
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete