Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
i am gay you wanna hate me do it you wont bother me. il just go: who cares what you think not me.
staus on boyfriend: dont have one ( though i like a lotta guys i do say)
if you want me to write a story for you just P.M me and i will start on it fav parings:
edward X jacob
edward X seth
emmett X jacob
seth X jacob
emmett X bella
zack X cody
artimes X butler
draco X harry
harry X fred
harry X colin
derek X spencer
hotch X spencer
wizards of wavarly place:
max X justin
jake X tobis
high school musical
Ryan E X Troy B
kingdom of hearts:
Roxas X Axel
THERE YOU GO !! the parings i like and all ways will
now if you would like to have a laugh keep reading but
if you dont care just skip intl the bottom.
Fave Quotes in General:
"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"
"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"
"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"
"Join the Vampires we have Edward Cullen,"
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME! If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!
i like to read,wach movies,walk my dog,go on facebook,play video games.
my fav books are: twilight books,harry potter,artimes fowl.
my fav movies:twilight,taken,scary movie 1,2,3,4. juno, terminator 4.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123,MissMei92, animallover0109,twilightfan95
If you are blonde and proud of it,copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.
2) You own all above mentioned books.
3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7) You write fanfiction about Twilight.
8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories,
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns
28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean
29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008"
32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter
41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown
42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25.
This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
16. On Sears hairdryer:
17. On a bag of Fritos:
18. On a bar of Dial soap:
19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
24. On Nytol sleep aid:
25. On a string of Christmas lights:
26. On a food processor:
27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
30. On a child's Superman costume:
Fave Twilight Quotes:
And so the loin fell in love with the lamb…”—EC
“He dazzled my eyes.”—BS
“Yes you are exactly my brand of heroin.”—EC
“Do I dazzle you?”—EC
“Can I have a minute to be human”—BS
“Just because I’m resisting the wine doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the bouquet”—EC
“Bring on the shackles—I’m your prisoner.”—EC
“That you are a very terrifying monster”—BS
“It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share.”—AC
“Stupid shiny Volvo owner.”--BS
“Oh you’ll get over it—it’s just a crush”—EC
“Oh a sadistic vampire intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand…”—EC
“Sure, brown is warm”—BS
Fave Quotes from New Moon
“Which is tempting you more my blood or my body?”—BS
“Love, life, meaning…over.”—BS
“Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.”—BS
“Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk.” –BS
“They fight dirty if you start on their names.—They’ll tag team you”—JB
“If either of you set as much as one toe on my land tomorrow…” JB
“Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear,”—JB
“I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with the vampires.”—Embry Call
“So you’re the vampire girl.”—EY
“Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath no power yet upon thy beauty.”—Romeo-spoken by EC
“Marry me first”—EC
“For once Edward was speechless.”--BS
Fav Quotes from Eclipse
“You compare one small tree to an entire forest.”—EC
“Is it nap time already, Alice”—EC
“I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland.”—BS
“No let me be the one in charge of responsibility for a few minutes…or hours.”—BS
“Does my being half-naked bother you?”—JB
“Are you trying to distract me? It’s working.”—EC
“Stupid thieving annoying vampire!”—BS
“I promise to love you forever—every single day of forever. Will you marry me?”—EC
“Would you like me to help you sleep, Jacob?”—EC
“Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?”—EC
“Hate is a passionate emotion.”—JB
“But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten best nights of my life. Dream about that”—EC
“It’s a good thing you’re bullet proof.”—BS
“Yes, may the best man win.” “That sounds about right…pup”—JB+EC
Things I learned while reading TWILIGHT:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Fave Twilight Things.
Fave Cullen Couple: Alice and Jasper
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,LxiPattz, EdandBel4ever, SMARTIESAREMYBRANDOFHEROIN
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile
If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile
"What is the answer to life?”
Edward’s eyebrows shot up in amusement and again, the corner of his mouth twitched upward. I wondered why he just didn’t smile. It made that twitching problem he had so much easier to contain. I kept my face perfectly straight and serious as I looked back at him. I was usually a horrible liar, but this time, I wasn’t necessarily lying.
“42?” he asked skeptically.
“Yes. Why? Do you think I’m lying?” I challenging.
He still looked skeptical. “And where did you find this out?”
He chuckled and shook his head slightly.
“What?” I said. “It’s true. Have you ever tried typing ‘the answer to life, the universe, and everything’ into the Google search engine? Google calculator will give you the answer ‘42’.”
-- Chapter 7, A Vision Stained With Red, by XDCaramel--
Did you know...
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Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda!
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned
Nobody move! I dropped my brain
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
He who laughs last didn't get it
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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