Tuesday Mourning
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Joined 04-01-02, id: 193231
Author has written 7 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Calvin & Hobbes, Matrix, and Animal Crossing.
Hello. If you have made it this far, you obviously are at least mildly curious about my writing. This makes me happy and surly like an elf at the same time. I don't know why the surliness is there. It just is.

As implied by the fanfictions I write, I am a fan of many, many things. I like all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I like Freddy krueger and the man who plays him, Robert Englund. I like Monty Python. I have memorized the entire "Knights of the Round Table" song. I like Edward Scissorhands. I like The Matrix. I like Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave, and would give anything to make Tom Morello my personal love slave. I like Trigun. I like Cowboy bebop. I like swinging dead cats over my head in the light of the full moon while completely naked. I like the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness series. I like all sorts of comics by Jhonen Vasquez and his sidekick Roman Dirge. I like Brak. I like repeating myself. I like repeating myself. I like drawing weird comics. I like Stephen King novels. I like Nirvana. I like the Nightmare Before Christmas. I like Johnny Depp (what teenage girl DOESN'T like him, may I ask?) I like Invader Zim. I like puppies and marshmallows and decapitations. I like Animal Crossing. I like Don Quixote. I like playing God and zapping villagers with lightning. I like BONE. I like Calvin and Hobbes. I like griping that the Boondocks doesn't have a catagory on . I like flying piggies who crash into giant concete peanuts. I like chocolate. I like Psycho. I like writing stories about Jason Voorhees mutilating cute, fluffy animals. I like smacking babies against walls. I like the Spongmonkeys of . I like listening to System of a Down while jumping on the bed until I hit the ceiling and crack my head open. I like Blo-pops. I like Halloween, the holiday. The movie was okay. I like Tim Burton. I like my Israel. I like writing fan fictions and giggling as people tell me how awful I am.

I like things...

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 355,192 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Helle by Ultimanium reviews
When a routine train trip goes horribly, horribly wrong, Kiev and Rover become subject to a whole new circle of hell. Now with 30 percent more communism!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 4/9/2003
Pulling Strings by Invader Miraza reviews
A week before Freddy was aprehended, Katherine Krueger ran away from home. Within that time, Krueger was a little naughty. What does Patricia have to do with it?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,737 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 3/15/2004
An Eternal Friend by Kida Lee reviews
Hall created a friend for the lonely Edward and dies by accident, leaving his creation with nothing but some items and a map to Suburbia. edited and 7th chapter added
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 8/25/2003
Fighting Fire with Fire by Queen Serenity reviews
A girl needs Freddy's help... to fight an evil that just may be worse than him...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Freddy K., OC - Complete
Email from hell by Amanda-Krueger reviews
Imagine writing e-mails to Freddy Krueger in hell. And imagine even getting an answer… What kind of pen-palship will grow out of this? R&R and have fun! UPDATE: CHAP11 UP!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,131 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
If Only I Could Dream by Loeobot reviews
When Johnny returns from his little holiday, he finds that he may not be as cold as he wants and one person is in the way of that. Complete.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Complete
Freddy vs Fanfiction by Restless Brook reviews
Our favorite dream stalker has just discovered fanfiction.net., and all its horrors...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
How do you eat your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? by MSkyDragons reviews
Remember those How do you eat your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? commercials... Now the cast of Trigun eat Reese's candy in random, strange, and really funny ways! Final Chapter Added Complete
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Complete
The Replacement by Sgt.S.Pepper reviews
Freddy feels like its all over, and time to throw in the glove. But when Candyman discovers the reasons to Freddy's pain, is it too late to save him from the demons trying to erase him?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,048 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
Artists Start Young by Sgt.S.Pepper reviews
After the welcoming visit of a "friend", little Freddy wants nothing more than to show his mother his latest piece of art... and prepare her for things to come
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2004
The Porcelain Tiger by Cookirini reviews
A destiny of fear. A man with dark intentions. A conspiracy of pure evil. A world's fate on the balance. The day could be worse for Hobbes on second thought, with Calvin now involved, we know it is. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Complete
Body Image by Sgt.S.Pepper reviews
Freddy can be a nice guy, especially when it comes to surgery! Tummy tuck... free of charge!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004
Major Pain by Sgt.S.Pepper reviews
Freddy goes commando
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2004
Phantom Limb Pain by Wolfychann reviews
Ash, settling back into normal life after Army of Darkness, finds himself experiencing some changes... UPDATE: I can't finish this in five chapters, so I'm redoing my chapter naming scheme.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Happy Noodle Boy: A Happy Noodle Day by Spy Moose reviews
exactly what the name suggests....a day in the life of a happy noodle boy.....
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
Wobbly Headed Bob by Spy Moose reviews
Wobbly headed bob is on his mission to educate the masses with his supernatural intelligence....but will it work?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Complete
Inventing Love by Milarc reviews
Edward recounts an old conversation he had with the Inventor about love. Reviews are welcomed
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/2/2004
Dream A Little Dream Of Me by Lugosi reviews
She's the one... she has the power... the power to either destroy Freddy, once and for all... or to make him real. So what will she do? --COMPLETE--
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,543 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
A Little Bird Told Me by Raven Odisse reviews
Wren moves to 1428 and meets Freddy. She makes a deal with him, and Jase doesn't like it. Summary sucks, read the story.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004
Visions of Polygons by Neo Moogle reviews
Chapter 2 up! The Final Fantasy VII characters realize that they are part of a game! Rated R for language to be safe. Please read and review.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 12/8/2003
Ragnarok by AmoebaFive reviews
In a world where vampires are real, Meryl, a vampire hunter, has a new assignment: Vash. Little does she know though of the love she will find and the true role she plays in the end of humanity, the Ragnarok. AU V/M W/M
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003
A Cry In The Dark by George Smillie reviews
Fred Krueger is in Hell...AGAIN. But now, he's found a soul to get him out...Freddy KruegerEdward Scissorhands crossover
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2003
Hamster Huey And The Gooey KAblooie:Final Chapter by Jose Philipe Mendola reviews
The final Chapter of Hamster Huey read to calvin. The cause of the question 'I wonder if the townsfolk will ever find his head...' R&R
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2003
Pokémon Alpha: the true story! by Question the Majority reviews
The TRUE story of Pokémon! Ash is schizophrenic! Everyone hates Tracey! Meowth has a really stupid name! Guest stars aplenty (such as the legendary Mr. T)! And no stupid self-inserts! (PG-13 for language and adult humor... just like a real animé!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
School Wars: A New Hope by Nike Shizu reviews
A demented parody Star Wars. Please r+r and don't be too mean
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003
Alternate Ending to Edward Scissorhands by The Key of MGY reviews
What if Kim Boggs didn't leave the mansion on the hill with the mob?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2001 - Complete
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Commander Coriander Salamander reviews
The Sequel to Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie! The whole title is "Commander Coriander Salamander and 'er Singlehander Bellylander," but that wouldn't fit.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004
Suffer the Little Animals reviews
Blanca, Lobo, and eight other animals set out for a vacation to Camp Crystal Lake... but only one will come back alive. Rating may change due to mutilation of little fuzzy animals.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004
Agent Smith Speaks reviews
Agent Smith takes some time to explain himself and the system he works for.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Smith, A.
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie! reviews
What IS that story Calvin insists on hearing every night? The answer lies within...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2003
Up in Smoke reviews
Ever see that one episode of Ren and Stimpy called "Space Madness?" Yeah, imagine that, only Bebop style.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003
Oh! Donuts! reviews
A lovely song Vash wrote, performed in a bar. It sounds like Violent Femmes meets Adam Sandler. Only weirder. There is no real plot to this story.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2003
Wobbly Headed Bob Meets Tottery Noggin Fred reviews
Wobbly Headed Bob mets a new rival who is not exactly who he seems...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2002