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Author has written 12 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie.
Welcome. I suppose I should say welcome. My name, as far as you're gonna know, is Olhado and I'm a snot. Now that that's out of the way . . .

My main genre is X-Men Evolution, my main character is Forge, and la-ti-da, here's the fic information. Most of it is somewhere between humor and angst. If you're a romance shipper, I probably am not going to make you happy. Not that I would anyway, but.

Backdraft: Kurt-centric AU hack-fic (partly created from old material, in other words). Those who are already terribly offended by how Kurt looks in this, please take a careful look at the title and at chapter five again. Story will not get going until chapter six. Patience.

Falls the Shadow, Falls the Flame: The big crazy Forge epic of doom. Like, what actually happened in the Middleverse. That's really long. You know, like, over a hundred pages. That kind of long. Most people took kind of a sidelong glance at it and ran like bunnies. I don't blame them.

That aside, this is easily my best story on here. So there you are.

Friendly Warning: I've decided to discard the epilogues in my head, but you'll notice they haven't been deleted. I'm just saying that although this section of the story is finished, the final ending you get at the, well, end, is not the real ending. The story continues in So Happy Together and will be finished in the projected Feelin' Groovy.

Horde: Hack story -- i.e. the first two chapters are cannibalized from an earlier, non fanfiction work of mine. It's an Alternate Universe, Scott-centric, rather dark and demented, and I'm on the verge of rating it higher, for general violence and disturbed-ness. That, and it's over thirty pages RIGHT NOW and I'm not even realllly started, so not for the light reader, no.

Friendly Warning: Probably not going to be continued. I lost all patience with it in the re-reads.

This is a Deep and Significant Title: Snarky OC hack fic. As far as I'm concerned, the reasons to read it are chapter three, five, and six. Could take or leave the rest. Might re-write it when I have the energy, but, for now, it's as done as it's going to get.

A word on the ending: This is the spiritual prequel to FSFF, as in, Rafael is a study for Forge, but is otherwise unrelated.

The Confessions of a Kitty: On indefinite hiatus and I might not continue it at this point. I'm not sure it's necessary. Kitty POV, just for the heck of it, post DoR, without actually caring about proper continuity. Humor, mild angst.

The Walk on the Wild Side Spoof: Convinced just about everyone I was terribly bitter about this episode or something. I'll finish it one day, really!

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Last Exit To Eden by Minor Ramblings reviews
In an alternate take on X2, Jean is unable to break Stryker's hold on Scott, and is forced to kill him instead. Grieving and guilty, Jean takes off for Canada, Logan follows her, and they end up uncovering something rotten in the port of Halifax.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Jean G., Logan/Wolverine
Simple Pages by Naisumi reviews
The first Readme.txt sidefic! This is WeaselForge and um...it's about WeaselForge. Yes. I had some qualms about posting it, since not everyone knows who Weasel is, but eh. This thingymagogger is dedicated to Olhado, who rules. Turnips, dude.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004
Unknown by SnowEyes reviews
[Permanent Hiatus] Something is ravaging Bayville. Forces beyond the control of others have been unleashed, unpreturbed by time, seeing, really, as it has no boundries at alll, and not even the Prof. is up for THIS one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
Silk Umbrella by SnowEyes reviews
I'm somewhat of a legally happy person. I'm not a beggar, I'm not a tightwad, I lie somewhere in between, I'm actually just a middleclass person with a happy-happy life and a happy-happy outlook on life." ForgeWeasel. Happy birthday Olhado.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003
Falling Action by batE reviews
Need I say it? Evietro. Slash. Evan and Pietro in summer school, where there's much sniping and drama. Literally.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2003
You Meddling Kids by qaylen reviews
A new character gets herself caught up with those no good Xavier kids and just in time to help them solve a dasterdly deed- mystery
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
Admirer by batE reviews
**!!! UPDATED !!!** [SLASH, EVAN/PIETRO, some Lancitty] A mysterious note puts Evan and Pietro at odds.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,340 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 12/30/2001
Does Song Compose Heroes? by Mitya Shostak reviews
A fox composer gives his account of his place in the struggle between Redwall and the Mtsensk District.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2002 - Published: 8/25/2001
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On the Merits of Phoenix Worship reviews
Jean loves Logan. Dang. Scott's thoughts. Mildly telegraphic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Cyclops, Jean G.
The Last Interpretation of Apocylapse reviews
This is an end.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
Clart reviews
They will have LAN parties, they will quote B-movies, they will be geeks. Nothing can change that. ForgeWeasel tribute to Readme.txt. Happy Birthday, Nai!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/24/2003
Backdraft reviews
Kurt-centric, alternate universe thing. Seasons one, two, and three never happened. Hey, I guess this classifies as a Brotherhood fic, too! Chapters twelve and thirteen up at this point. Gee, will the X-Men survive??? Or whatever.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003
Feelin' Groovy reviews
Sequel to FSFF AND So Happy Together. Used to be "Subsidiary Teahouse of the Gah." Forge-centric surrealistic romp with some major emphasis on Mystique, Callisto, Scott, Magneto, Xavier, and Kurt. Whee.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003
Canonical Errors reviews
A cautionary tale of Rietro and Romy. Happy birthday, Chiru!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2003
The Order of the Centipede or Whatever Else Yeah reviews
All Neville ever wanted was to be a nobody, actually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/15/2003
Crossed Palms reviews
It's another AU, in the general time period of the 1700s. Evietro -- in a general, kinda platonic sense.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003
So Happy Together reviews
Augh! Can't do much more than horror for even a birthday fic. But Happy Birthday Morwen! AU, very AU. How much more AU can we get? Inconclusive, but finished.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
This is a Deep and Significant Title reviews
Complete. This has been done for a while, but I didn't want to upload it before FSFF was done, as this is kinda a prequel. Sorta. If you squint at it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Complete
Horde reviews
Chapter 8--amazing, since I rewrote this forty times or something. Rogue moroseness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002
The Confessions of Kitty (Who Just Stands There) reviews
Bwa hah. Chapter seven up and . . . horrifying revelations and stuff. Ooooooh.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 5/21/2002