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Joined 05-12-09, id: 1932429, Profile Updated: 06-23-11
Author has written 51 stories for Twilight, House of Night, Maximum Ride, Dear John, Nicholas Sparks, Gates, and Degrassi.

Cullen's adopt a kid is translated into spanish thanks to RoXa CuLlEn HaLe. And here http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1968829/ is where you can read it. :)

You may call me Storm.

I'm older than 5, but younger than 20.

I like the colors purple and orange.

I love playing field hockey.

I love reading and writing.

I listen to music when I am writing.

I love the class Espanol and English.

Stories in progress:

The New Beginning- Sequal to The Cullens Adopt a Kid. I'm trying to update it more often now. Sorry for the long long... long long delays. Posted. Engagment ring Matthew gets for Ashley: http://www.engagementringsplus.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1305958520-33.jpg
The ring Jacob gets Renesmee: http://dreamengagementrings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/antique-engagement-rings-2.jpg

Locked Up Love- My newest and most loved story. Alice and Jasper. Not yet posted. Being beta read by Paula (Lonely-Soldier) and Ana (Nyx's Pinky Girl) Thanks! You guys really help my story! :D

Ana: My twin named Cracker! I've never met you in person but I love you as if you really were my twin! We talk about everything and in depth. Our emails get longer by the day and they multiply like jack rabbits! We share the same senes of humor and have so much in common. Everything from backstabbing friends to likes and dislikes. I don't know what I would do without you because you are pretty much my best friend. :) If any thing ever happend to you I'm pretty sure I would cry, so make sure nothing happends to you. ;p I love you my internet twin named Cracker. Love Cookie! :D

Paula: Aka Pauliee. What would I do without you and your brilliant ideas to help my story along? I know, I would probably be lost! You take the time to tell me what you think about my story and if this or that would be a good idea. You sit through my long speechs about things that are totally off topic. You beta my story, which I'm greatful for because it'd probably be a wreck without your help. Thanks, Pauliee! :)

Favorite books: No certain order

Gone with the Wind

Twilight Series

House of Night Series

The Hunger Games

Why I Write: I write to be able to learn and to share my ideas. To know that somewhere someone else is reading my stories. To know that a new chapter in a story can make someone'sday, or make them smile. To know that I can still keep a forgotten show alive, or hold off until the next installment of a series is available. To know that I can make new friends through a story. To know that each new story inspires a new person to give it a go. To know that a review can make someone laugh. To know that the reader loves a story enough to make suggestions. To know that I'm already paving my future. That's why I write. If this is why you write, put this on your profile

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss. But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell. Except for maybe "go to hell"

TRY NOT TO CRY:
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repostas "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are. If you have a profile.

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and
set about nailing it to a post on the edge of
his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the
post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked
down into the eyes of a little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your
puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat
off the back of his neck, "These puppies come
from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then
reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a
handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take
a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out
a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain
link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the
dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy
noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably
smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat
awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward
the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the
runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,
"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able
to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,
reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his
trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down
both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made
shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,
I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone
who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and
picked up the little pup.

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"
answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put DaddysGirl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

Help stop drinking and driving!!

There's this girl in the mirror, I wonder who she is.
Sometimes I think I know her and sometimes I wish I did.
There is a story in her eyes, lullabies, and goodbye. When she's looking back at me I can tell...she's hurting inside.
She smiles with all that she has left, yet tears are left un-dried.
And though she's got so much to say, she bottles it up inside.
If you look past her broken eyes to a shadow no one sees, a disguise so you won't recognize, the girl is really me...

Sometimes the pain's too strong to bare...and life gets so hard you just don't care.
You feel so alone you just sit and cry...every second you wish you could die.
Then you start thinking who would care...if one day they woke up-and you weren't there.

She can't hide no matter how hard she tries, her secret disguised behind the lies.
And at night she cries away her pride, with eyes shut tight staring at her inside.
Not even friends know why she can't sleep at night. All she wants to do is get rid of this hell, well all she's got to do is stop kidding herself.
She can only fool herself for so long...
Who is she? I don't know anymore. She doesn't want to show what she has hidden. She wants to keep it a secret. Yet she doesn't. She wants you to know. It hurts to know that, that girl...is me.

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know that just to be alive is a grand thing.
You don't have to control your thoughts; you just have to stop letting them control you.You want to feel happy. You want to smile, without it being forced. You want to laugh, and not let it be fake.
You hate the pain depression brings. You hate it. You hate acting happy so no one will see how you really feel on the inside.
What sucks the most is, that person...happens to be me.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? I do. Almost every night.
I'm tired of trying. I'm tired of crying. I know I've been smiling, but inside I'm dying.
I just want a day to go by...when I'm not pretending to be happy.
People think she's so strong...because she pretends nothing is wrong.
Don't be fooled by her smile, inside she's breaking...
Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody. You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?
A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine."

I’m not a bitch… I just like being rude.
I'm not a sinner… I just can't do anything right.
I'm not depressed… I'm just always sad.
I'm not crying… My eyes are just full of tears.
I’m not living… I just keep breathing.
I'm not a thief… I just take what I need.
I'm not a slut… I just embrace my sexuality.
I'm not stupid… I just don’t get it.
I’m not trying… I’ve already given up.
I'm not weird… I'm just different.
I'm not a rebel… I just don’t take orders.
I'm not worthless… I just don’t know my value.
I'm not a believer… I’ve already lost hope.

I'm not a fuck up… I just make mistakes.
I'm not beautiful… Its only skin deep.
I'm not emotional… I just have a lot of feelings.
I'm not a cutter… I just found a way to get rid of pain.
I'm not immature… I'm just growing up.
I'm not a quitter… I just stop and re-think.
I'm not laughing… I need to smile first.
I'm not impulsive… I just act before I think.
I'm not obsessed… I'm just in love.
I'm not perfect… I don’t want to be.
I'm not ignoring… I just choose not to listen.
I'm not a gossip… I have my own life.
I'm not pessimistic… I just don’t get my hopes up.
I'm not impatient… I just don’t like to wait.
I'm not happy… I do have sparks of joy.
I'm not tough… I just don’t take shit.
I'm not clingy… I just wanna be held.
I'm not opinionated… I just voice what I think.
I'm not questioning… I just have my doubts.
I'm not hiding… I just want to disappear.

At age 8, your mom buys you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over her lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive a car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for yourcollege tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she told you how deep she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your mom, post this on your profile!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believeor not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

The Difference Between Love And Attraction:

One day, a guy was following a girl everywhere she goes. When the girl noticed, she faced the guy and said, "Why are you following me everywhere I go?"

The guy answered, "Because you are very pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you."

"Why don't you like my sister? She is much prettier than me. She is behind you right now."

The guy turned around only to see that there was nobody there. "Are you trying to kid me? There's nobody there!"

The girl looked smug as she said, "If you really love me, you shouldn't have looked back."

Copy And Paste This In Your Profile If You Agree.

Most girls don't realise these things;
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realise These Things'

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm Black so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
Im bi-sexual, so i must must want to screw every boy and girl i know.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL (or half white), so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (im a girl though)
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PORTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK (or half black) so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT (by like 10 pounds), so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (or used to be)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I love Boys clothes!!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, andnot be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

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The New Beginning reviews
Sequal to Cullen's adopt a kid. Edward and Bella's life with two new human babies. Follow them through twists and turns in their new life as they take care of there adopted childern. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,510 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
The New Riley reviews
My version of when Riley changes and his mom comes in. Riley is finally ready to commit to Zane and he comes to his house but he is not ready to explain to his mom what's happening to his only son. Zane&Riley
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
It's Just a Bad Dream reviews
After Holly J breaks up with Declan. What goes through his head?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Declan C. - Complete
Child's Play reviews
Ashley was kidnapped and turned into a vampire at the young age of seven years old. Befriended by little Renesmee, Ashley doesn't realize how much danger she is truely in. Can her unexpected gift and the help of the Cullens save her before it's to late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,320 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
What's Going On? reviews
After Charlie and Andie kissed, he fainted once more. Now Charlie wonders of Andie is hiding something when she suddenly leaves, and why he always faints. But will Charlie find out what she is through sleep?
Gates - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Cullens sign up for sports reviews
The Cullens signing up for sport? Whats the worst that could happen? Will Edward fall in love? How would Edward know the sports he dreaded would make him the happiest man alive? I still suck at summaries but its better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,019 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Re Bound reviews
A look into Erik's head before he walks into the cafe with Venus glued to his side. What goes through his head. And Aphrodite right by saying Venus is only a rebound? *Takes place in Tempted*
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Erik N., Venus - Complete
Is That Him? reviews
Mike is watching the news when someone he knows comes on, but it can't be, can it? He asks Jess and only she would ruin a moment like that.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
You Saw That? reviews
Alyssa has the best techer ever. She is top of her class, but how do you ask? Well, lets just say her techer know her secret. *written for a friend!* R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Just My Luck reviews
Jacob and Seth are graduating. That's good, right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Cullens Adopt a Kid reviews
Its pretty much what the title says. Then Cullens adopt an human kid. What will happened? First fan fic so please give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Today reviews
Charlies standing at a wedding. Renees wedding, watching her get married to Phil. A song that maked me think of Charlie and how he would feel. Today by Gary Allan.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Big Day for the New Girl reviews
Just a little something something. Edward has a crush on the new girl and Alice is going to get them together before the end of the day, but, really, it wasn't as hard as you would think. And what's with that vision?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Same Old, Same Old reviews
Johns dad always follows the same routine everyday. Well what does he do when John itsn't there? Does he still do the same things?
Dear John, Nicholas Sparks - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
I Think I Love Your Girlfriend reviews
Alice and Bella suddenly start having feelings for each other. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Still in the Past reviews
When Savannah walks out of the house on the Full Moon night. John sitting up on the hill above her house. What's going through Savannah's head while she looks up at the Full Moon that she now shares by herself, once shared time with the one she loved.
Dear John, Nicholas Sparks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Savannah C., John T. - Complete
Not the Only Blonde reviews
Jacob tells jokes, not to just Rosalie, but to all the Cullens. What will Jacob get in return, as pay back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jacob - Complete
It Can't Be True reviews
SOmeone finds out that the Cullen's are vampires. See who and how.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Jessica - Complete
My God! reviews
Rosalie leaving Emmett? No! Emmett talking to God? Eh, Emmett is weird that way. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Back! reviews
Charlie is called to arrest a Cullen. Guess who! Emmett! But Emmett's not alone. Laughing is guaranteed. Charlie Emmett Renesmee! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie S., Emmett - Complete
In the Alley reviews
I was walking through the path when I saw two guys standing off the the side. One was blond and the other one was white hair and had a dirty smirk. I could tell he was no good... This is random, but its pretty deep. XD R&R AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
What a Shame reviews
Jane comes to Forks to kill Bella. What if Charlie comes home and sees a strange person standing next to his daughter, whos dead? Charlies a little over emotional. Jan comforting someone... In her own way, of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Charlie S., Jane - Complete
The Best Night reviews
Alice and Jasper spend a night alone on Valentine's Day? At the Cullen's house can you ever really be alone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Job? Emmett? reviews
Emmett is made to get a job. Where? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Emmett
Alice: 4' 10 reviews
Emmett sees a sign while driving and desides to get something for Alice. Will she like? What is it even? Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Family Bonding? reviews
The Cullens, plus Bella go to a lake. Carlilse desides to make it last longer, into a full blown camping trip! OOC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Carlisle
Not the Life I was Planning reviews
Starting from where Rosalies father says that Royce II is taking over the bank to where Rosalie is a vampire. Her story on what she went through, to get the life she has with Emmett and the Cullens. This is a high T, nothing detailed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Rosalie, Royce King II - Complete
Meeting reviews
Maxumim and Fang meet at the school. Do they bond right away? First in Fangs POV then Maxumims POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Fang, Max
Failed reviews
What if Emmett takes his Jeep out for a ride and he jinxs himself by saying his Jeep never fails him? What does Alice do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Emmett - Complete
History Paper reviews
Jasper comes out of History, having to write an essay. An essay on the Civil War. How does he react when he reads some infomation about him? Is it really his fault?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Pixie Stick reviews
This is a cute way that Alice could have got her nickname Pixie. All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Alice - Complete
Lunch Time reviews
Jasper and Emmett had a stupid bet, a race to see who could finish the school lunch first. Find out what happends and who wins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Renessmees Birthday reviews
Nessie is turning 3 and Bella and Edward dont know wha to get her, so they let her choose. What does she choose and how does Edward feel about it? Complete for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What a Life reviews
A little of Carlisle life in the Volturi before he left. *for a fourm*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
Laughing to Loud reviews
Bella goes to a campfire with Jaks and the Pack. What happends when Quil doesnt say something that funny, but, somehow, Bella find something funny about it. Or maybe its some attack. For a fourm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fang reviews
How did Fang get his name? My idea of how he did.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Thanksgiving reviews
Bella has a question to ask about Thanksgiving for the Cullen's but shes afraid to ask. What is the question and does she ask? Its a short one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Toying Around reviews
Edward finds Emmett playing with some toy. One- shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Cow reviews
Emmett goes to Walmart and does a thing on the list to do at Walmart. What does he do and what about that strange old lady? Funny and a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Stalker reviews
Aphodite follows Zoey out of the rec hall when she runs out. She sees the eposide between Heath and Kayla and her but the Erik also. Even when he walks her to the dorm. Then she follos Erik and confronts him. First HoN. Please give it a try. R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Aphrodite L. - Complete
Wipeout reviews
Alice and Emmett sign up for a siblings episode of Wipout. What's the worst that can happen when two not so mature vampires sign up to win 50,000. Better then what summary says.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Say Cheese reviews
Picture day at the school. Does Emmett get detention? Just a one-shot. Bad summary but please give a try. It is pretty funny. And if you like Emmett, here you go. All his POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Locker Time reviews
Emmett sees Mike doing something he doesnt like. He talks to him and Mike ends up in the locker. I know sounds stupid but give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Emmett, Mike
Black Friday reviews
This is for a fourm thing, but please read and review. Alice and Bella go Black Friday shopping. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Seriousness? reviews
This is just a really short one shot that I wrote. Is Emmett being serious or is it just his dumbness that thinks its smart? Just give it a try, please. First shot a thrid person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
All the Same reviews
I dont really know about the title, it might change, but... The Cullens all have History together and they learn about the Civil War. Whats going to happen when the teacher is a Yankee? Whats Jasper going to get them into? One-shot, most likely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
American Idol reviews
The Cullens sign up for american idol. Whats the worst that could happend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,718 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Adventure at the Mall reviews
What place s will Emmett want to go to? What will happend. What will Alice buy this time? What destruction will Edward cause? Jasper? Rosalie? Even Carlisle and Esme? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Devastation reviews
This about when Sam hurts Emily. How she got the long scar marks on her face. Please give it a chance and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
You Belong With Me reviews
This is a song fic. The song is you belong with me by Taylor Swift. Please give it a chance and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wedding Disasters reviews
How will Emily' and Sam's wedding go? I suck at summeries. This is a one shot and it is better then the summery, so please just give it a chance. Read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete