Author has written 3 stories for Alex Rider, and Vampire Academy.
Cinderella dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss her fella, but instead she kissed a snake. How many doctors did it take?
Love Stories happen everyday, never let a good one get away- Michelle Phan
I'm a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic bean buyer...come sit by the fire...for we have some flax golden tales to spin. -Shel Silverstein
My name is Cindy, my nickname is Cinderella. I live in New York and have been writing fan fiction for over a year. Sadly I've had to delete a few of my stories, A Love Story (Has to be edited and will be transferred to the Vampire Academy section) and my Twilight love story(Deleted and will never be heard of again). Music is my world and I love my family to death. I'm Mormon and proud of it. I hope you guys like my stories and If you need any tips or just want to talk, feel free to message.
No one can make you feel inferior with out your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt
You could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's ever proven otherwise.
List Of Favorite Books:
--The Mediator Series
I could go on forever but these are my recommendations.
Stuff I thought was funny!
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?
The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching."
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
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