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Joined 05-12-09, id: 1932919, Profile Updated: 11-03-15
Author has written 27 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars, Avatar: Last Airbender, Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift, G-Gundam, Neopets, Final Fantasy XII, Legend of Zelda, and Portal.

I'm just a (mostly) harmless geek who has the dangerous tendency to write and draw when she's bored. I enjoy producing work that uplifts, cheers, and inspires people, while at the same time being really funny and weird and sometimes epicsauce.

I'm cosmicfire918 on Neopets, and sometimes I write for the Neopian Times.

You can find me on deviantArt and tumblr under the surfersquid handle.

All thumbnails for my stories are illustrations by myself; they can be found in my dA gallery or tumblr blog. Stories in the same series use the same thumbnails.

I also write original fiction! You can find my work on Amazon and Lulu, under the name T. K. Arispe.

Note: All of my Star Wars fanfiction takes place in the older canon, before George Lucas decided to separate it from the newer stuff. I'm too lazy to catch up on so much new material, but sometimes I just gotta write something about classic Star Wars characters. If it looks like I haven't done my research: I have, but in the wrong universe. Cheers!

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Legend's End reviews
For countless ages, the three holders of the Triforce have been locked in a cyclical struggle, an eternal rebirth of enmity between darkness and light. Now the latest incarnation of Link is an arrogant oaf and the latest incarnation of Zelda despairs for both the future of Hyrule and her own future. Will she be able to change their fates, both now and through eternity?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2015 - [Zelda, Ganondorf] Link - Complete
Interview With a Mandalorian
The moral of this story is: don't fangirl Star Wars characters because they will crash your house in the middle of the night and take you away to their universe where you can go on adventures and bother them incessantly. ... Oh wait, I guess that's a good reason to fangirl Star Wars characters. Poor Boba.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Complete
The Naming of Names reviews
Ten years after the events of Knights of the Old Republic II, the former Darth Sion still calls himself by his Sith Lord name. The former Jedi Exile is not really upset about this, just curious. LSF Exile/Sion, Mical/Visas. Sequel piece to "Requitement".
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Exile/Meetra Surik, Darth Sion] Mical/Disciple
Requitement reviews
Linli Arathasis, the Jedi Exile, is determined to be the perfect Jedi, and it is slowly killing her inside. Atton Rand is not helping. But then assistance comes from the unlikeliest of sources. LSF Exile/Sion, alternate plotline for Knights of the Old Republic II starting from the arrival on Nar Shaddaa. Not following TOR canon.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2015 - [Exile/Meetra Surik, Darth Sion] Atton R., Kreia - Complete
The Spice of Life
Have some cute domestic drabble, why don't you. (Or: Winn bakes a cake.) (Or: Everybody in Clan Excelsior gets at least one line of dialogue.)
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Because clearly, escaping an exploding battle station is the perfect time for father-son bonding.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
Blue as the Sea
Because sometimes you have to write random sappy drabble about two of your characters being nice to each other. What can I say, it's an anti-depressant.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
Of Niceties and Nu Mou reviews
Clan Excelsior investigates a freak summer snowstorm, and discovers that a familiar face is behind it. Can the clan help someone in need without abandoning their mission? (Considered a FFXII crossover because of the inclusion of world elements contained in FFXII but not FFTA2.)
Crossover - Final Fantasy XII & Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Of Mechs and Moogles reviews
Sequel to "Of Grimoires and Gria". Three members of Clan Excelsior get sent on a dispatch mission to Goug, where they stumble upon a brewing threat to all of Ivalice-and the narrator must contend with her decision to stay in this world rather than return to Earth. Oh, and pirates happen.
Crossover - Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Basch - Complete
Of Grimoires and Gria reviews
An episodic exercise in self-indulgent escapism. Oh, and airships.
Crossover - Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Basch - Complete
Making Restitution reviews
In the smoldering ruins of the Jedi Temple after Order 66, two mourning souls find hope in each other.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
The Best of Friends
All Kell wanted was a coffee. The Crumpetmonger wanted a new best friend. Published in the Neopian Times, issue 623.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
New Jedi Team: Recollections reviews
An anthology of snapshots in the lives of a group of young Jedi at Luke Skywalker's Yavin IV Praxeum.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
is this the little boy reviews
Obi-Wan reflects on the aging process on an ageless world.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Night On the Town reviews
Allenby reminisces, doubts her humanity, and makes an unlikely new friend.
G-Gundam - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Allenby B., Wong Y. - Complete
What Might Have Been reviews
Revan obeys the Jedi Council and never goes to fight in the Mandalorian Wars. The problem fixes itself, courtesy of some familiar faces from the New Jedi Order era. AU, written using KotOR canon, not TOR's expansions and retcons.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Many Masks reviews
Jorak Zoon is a newly knighted Zabrak in Luke Skywalker's New Jedi Order. Sent out on his first ever mission away from Yavin IV, he quickly learns to expect the unexpected, and makes some highly unexpected new friends who, like him, wear many masks.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
Avatar: The Last Portalbender reviews
Skywalker05 suggests that I write this crossover. Chaos ensues. Expect madness. Expect mayhem. Expect lots and lots of Toph-Sokka banter.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Aang, GLaDOS - Complete
Entangled Nightmares
When dreams collide. Started as post Knights of the Old Republic: The Sith Lords putterings...turned into something slightly different.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
His Father's Second Chance reviews
AU putterings. What if Ben was Luke's clone? Not recommended for Luke shippers.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Luke S., Ben Skywalker - Complete
Eye of the Beholder reviews
A Zeltron with a death wish. A mission gone irritatingly awry. And the ugliest Sith this side of the Clone Wars. Beauty can go take a hike.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Darth Maul - Complete
Chiaroscuro: The Tale of Sora Bulq
The decline and fall of the co-creator of Vaapad.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You
Darth Sion origin story. How one man's fear of death drove him to the dark side.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Louder Than Words reviews
Written for a contest entry, this work postulates a Force-sensitive Padme Amidala in the immediate aftermath of the Battle of Geonosis, as she meets a new, unlikely ally and parts ways with an old one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Boba Fett - Complete
A Life Day Carol reviews
Life Day is the galaxy's favorite holiday, but Emperor Palpatine hates it! Then, the night before Life Day, he receives some unusual visitors...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Young Maul in Love reviews
Darth Maul was the perfect apprentice: violent, merciless, and completely loyal to his master. Darth Sidious couldn't have asked for a better pupil. Then, one day, Maul went to Naboo, fell in love, and ruined everything. Totally not sticking to canon!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2009 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Star Wars New Jedi Team 1: Growing Pains reviews
Meet Tierra Arussa, a Padawan recruit newly enrolled in Luke Skywalker's Jedi praxeum on Yavin 4 in the infancy of the New Republic. As she learns the ropes of being a Jedi, she befriends four other Padawans: Siri Tachi II, Ackoy, Bynk Jes, and Tra'ave.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Luke S. - Complete