Cullyn the dwarf
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Yo. Names Cullyn. Born and Raised in Middle America.

I have had several plot bunnies running around my head for a while now. I would love to see some one take one of these and run with it.

1. Arsene Lupin III is a playboy, a gentleman and a thief. He and his gang are wanted by several countries. Remus John Lupin is a prefect, a straight O student and a werewolf, he and his gang are wanted by Argus Filch for the crime of being young and having magic. Thes two cousins cross paths when Lupin III here's about a priceless maguffin being held by the Potters at Potter Manor. Comedy ensues. This is a Lupin the Third and Harry Potter Cover.

2. Ranma Saotome recently arrive in Nerima. Since then he has had to deal with an unwanted engagement, a psycho swordsman and a rival from his past trying desperately to kill him. However when a new challenger arrives from China Ranma decides to pit one enemy against another, after all his school is, ANYthing Goes. Ranko convinces Kuno that the if he can help get rid of the dangerous Amazon that he will give him a prize. Amazingly he wins (through then stupidest way possible) and Xian Pu give Juno the kiss of Marriage. Instead of getting rid of on enemy he has gained a much more formidable one as xian pu will not let her weakling husband stay a weakling.

Tatewaki Kuno was a great character before the series made him the but of a lot of its jokes. But what if he had one of the few characters that could easily give Ranma a run for his money as his personal coach?

3. No one ever states "I want to be a child abuser." Or " I wanna be the villain" but the Dursleys became the villains of harry's youth. What exactly did McGonagall mean when she said "they were the worst sort of muggles"? Harry, ron and Hermione spent the better part of 5 months with a horcrux and they became "unpleasant". The Dursleys lived with one for 10 years even if it wasn't as strong as the necklace for reason x, y or z they were still around it and it affected them. Maybe alot. Maybe a little.

4. Voldemort made a soul jar, a horrible cross, an anchor to stop him from passing on. But the soul was never meant to be split so many times.and by the 4th he realizes he had a problem. His magic was getting noticeably weaker, and his mind was starting to go. So in an unexpected twist, volde reclaims hi fractured soul from the ring. (His first). Now with more to work with and his magic returning he is still set on the stable and powerful 7. So he tries to split again, using the ring again as a vessel. The spell fails due to the ring bing already charge to pull them piece back out it can never be used by volde to houseman piece of himself.

This idea came from re-reading a old White Wolf book about a carnival barker who has made so many Faustian deals that he had lost most of his soul but had bargain it back at almost 1% at a time until he had a 51% majority share In his soul. Coupled with the idea that a vessel once used could never be used again it would make the hunt almost laughably hard and easy at the same time. Dozens of not hundreds of items that once house pieces big and small while Voldemort tried to find that perfect balance that let him keep his spell casting prowess an mind but still have his desired 7 parts.

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Shield Ninja by Fluffball13 reviews
Naruto always wanted to be a hero. He just never expected he would become one because of a book hitting him during the thief of a scroll. Together with Iruka, both have to survive this new world where everything is ruled by numbers and odd rules. Yet, it seemed ninja exist in this world and their mysterious master wants to assist them after they bolted from the summoning room.
Crossover - Naruto & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,039 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 2/26/2019
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,563 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 5,008 - Updated: 11/20/2023 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Name of the Game by Winter Lord reviews
"I thought once" said Harry Potter. "That the knowledge that this universe - and everything contained within it - was nothing but a game for my entertainment, my redemption, would break Dumbledore." He was silent for a while, then sighed softly. "I fear, now, that it may break me." A slow, grim Gamer fic unlike any that you have ever read before. Chess is easy. Life is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,982 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 5/9/2021 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Harry P.
A Mate To All by Pheonix-Imagination reviews
Harry Returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year and finds himself pulled into a world of magical creature and Mates, that he doesn't know what to do with. He has Seven Girls all vying for his attention and he's pretty sure Dumbledore is keeping things from him again, How much will he have to fight through to get the truth? or to the end of the year? Multi-Mate, Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 120,383 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/23/2020 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Hermione G., Luna L., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 700,358 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 6,314 - Follows: 6,115 - Updated: 8/10/2020 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Becoming a Man Among Men by Dragon6 reviews
After getting cursed, Ranma finds his father's journal. Enraged at what his father has done, he sets out to separate himself from him, attempting to create his own branch of the Musabetsu Kakutō Ryū. He will grow as a person while dealing with rivals and enemies. Through it all, Ranma will set out to be what his mother wants him to be, a man among men.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,888 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ranma
Luna Lovegood and the Trouser Snake - But Heres What Really Happened by ironcheforegon reviews
What happens when Luna Lovegood hears about a most unusual magical creature? Lunar Harmony story, H/Hr/L. NOTE: This is TRUE version of a story that I was never able to finish originally. Think of this like a movie with alternate endings. The old, "alternate" version was published previously. Rated M for Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,516 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry, the Dragon, and the Self-Imperius by the ghost of sirius black reviews
Two days before the First Task, Harry is desperate for a workable plan, but what he comes up with raises crucial questions. Is it still an Unforgivable if you cast it on yourself? And will it prevent Harry from becoming a dragon's tea-time snack? Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 13,367 - Follows: 13,122 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Desperately Seeking Ranma by PixelWriter1 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,426,632 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 11,733 - Follows: 4,655 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 7107 - Favs: 16,133 - Follows: 10,248 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Chasing the Rainbow by rewind gone nuts reviews
After receiving and digesting a long lesson in might-have-beens and could-bes, Ranma decides to start making his own plans for his life and his future. The long-awaited sequel to "Another Rainy Day in Nerima".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,268 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Ranma
Heaven in Your Eyes by l0x0r reviews
Ryoga has seen Hell, but now he must journey through it once again if he wishes to find his Heaven.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,185 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ryoga, Kasumi - Complete
The Lady of the Mountain by Flashfyre5 reviews
Ranma Saotome, now 31, lives alone on the side of a mountain, as a woman. Nobody knows who she is-not even her name-but when a wandering martial artist asks Ranma to teach him, bits of the past she thought long gone begin to reappear. Complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,087 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 1,742 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4164 - Favs: 20,321 - Follows: 8,900 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
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