Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Covenant.
Quotes I thought were funny from the twilight series:
"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner."
"Do I dazzle you?"
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk."
"You truely are one frightening little monster."
"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"
"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
"Does me being half naked bother you?"
"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"Edward? Edward, you their? Okay, now I feel stupid."
"If you two are having a fight...well, don't let me interrupt."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
"I decided as long as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy."
"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to a witch, she can join the party, too."
"Fall down again, Bella?"
"I glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
"So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?"
"Say what you want, I still think that Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?"
"Dad don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute."
"Life sucks, than you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."
Pairings I Like:
Outfits for Thank You for Leaving:
Bella's Running outfit:
Outfits for The Daughter of Ipswich:
Elizabeth's Party outfit:
Outfits for The Twins Sister:
Bella's Arrival Outfit:
Outfits for Look Who We Found:
Bella's Work Outfit:
Bella's Outfit for movie night:
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