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Joined 05-13-09, id: 1933091, Profile Updated: 06-25-11
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Covenant.

Quotes I thought were funny from the twilight series:

"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner."
-Bella

"Do I dazzle you?"
"Frequently!"
-Edward and Bella

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk."
"Drunk?"
"You're intoxicated by my very presence."
"Well I can't argue with that!"
-Edward and Bella

"You truely are one frightening little monster."
-Jasper

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"
-Alice

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
-Edward

"Does me being half naked bother you?"
-Jacob

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
-Bella

"Edward? Edward, you their? Okay, now I feel stupid."
"You sound stupid, too."
-Seth and Jacob

"If you two are having a fight...well, don't let me interrupt."
-Charlie

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella

"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward

"I decided as long as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy."
-Bella

"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to a witch, she can join the party, too."
-Bella

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."
-Emmet and Bella

"I glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
-Emmett

"So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?"
"Real. Does that make me imaginary?"
-Bella and Jacob

"Say what you want, I still think that Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."
-Jacob

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?"
-Jacob

"Dad don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute."
-Bella

"Dead beat."
"I'd like to beat you dead."
-Jacob and Rosalie

"Life sucks, than you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."
-Jacob


Pairings I Like:

Edward/Bella

Jasper/Bella

Peter/Bella

Emmett/Bella

Carlisle/Bella

Garrett/Bella

Any Wolf/Bella

My Stories:

Outfits for Thank You for Leaving:

Bella's Running outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_running_outfit/set?id=20252659

Outfits for The Daughter of Ipswich:

Elizabeth's Party outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/elizabeths_party_clothes/set?id=22617982

Outfits for The Twins Sister:

Bella's Arrival Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=20324828

Outfits for Look Who We Found:

Bella's Work Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=27100051

Bella's Outfit for movie night: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=28447802

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Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8669 - Favs: 14,025 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Potion Had Hermione Accidentally Swallowed by Jack of the North reviews
The Weasley brothers are convinced that a potion is behind Hermione's new infatuation with Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
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The Twins' Sister reviews
The twins, Brady and Collin have an older sister that the pack doesn't know about. What happens when they meet her, and what is the sectret that she needs to tell the twins.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Paul, Bella
Look Who We Found reviews
The Cullen Teens have found their future mother and their father's mate. How will they help to get them together and become a family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,613 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Edward's Best Friend, Jasper's Mate reviews
Bella and Edward are keeping a secret or two from the family, what could it be. We all know Why Rose hates Edward and Bella's relationship, but why does Alice? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Thank You For Leaving reviews
The Cullens leave and Bella finds out that she is adopted in the weirdest way ever. She also finds out a few more secrets that will change her life forever. Bella also finds love along the way. Oh and what would happen if the Cullens came back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Embry
The Daughter of Ipswich reviews
What if Isabella Swan wasn't Isabella Swan. What if her real name was Elizabeth Parry and she had a twin brother.
Crossover - Twilight & Covenant - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Caleb D.
The Potters reviews
James and Izzy are twins. James is friends with Sirius, Remus, and Peter. Izzy is friends with Lily. What happens when James falls for Izzy's best friend and Izzy falls for one of James friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Remus L., Bella
Harry Potter Meets Gabrielle Delacour reviews
Its the Triwizard Tournaments. Harry finally gets to meet the girl that survived with him. Little did he know that she would be the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. And now he also has to worry about suviving the tournament and whatever comes next.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Bella
The Boy and Girl Who Lived reviews
What if Harry wasn't only one who survived the curse that killed his parents? What if the night Lily and James died, they were babysiting. This is the story about the children that lived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Bella