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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Games.

Pretty much anything I enjoy I get obsessed with. There's usually no halfway with me. I'm really loud, and simply want other people to be loud with me. Although, I can usually adapt. Usually.

I also have many OCD tendencies. But these are not certifiable... yet.


I tweet. A lot. This is me, if you care. @Kelly376ff Although, I'm pretty awesome and hilarious, so I can't imagine you wouldn't.


I am a beta for wolvesrmyhomeboys. We have a project called Swiss Borders: A Twi-fic blog. Clicking on this link will take you to the Mission Statement, and explain its overall purpose.


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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,638 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Radio Edit by PinkHoodie85 reviews
Bella, an intern for a popular Radio Morning Show in South Florida, enlist the help of her co-hosts to help gain the self confidence to catch the eye of a certain bronze haired neighbor. AH Cannon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,575 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Drive Me Wild by DETaylor reviews
History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,539 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,476 - Follows: 8,094 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,116 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,313 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,237 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practiced by klausality reviews
When Charlie signs Bella up for some karate lessons, she discovers that her ex- sophomore Biology lab partner is now a hot bod karate master. Suddenly, she isn't so reluctant to attend some quality self defense lessons. Smut, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Must Have Been the Mistletoe by KristenLynn reviews
Edward has avoided Bella—and her annoying crush—for three years. This year, an encounter under the mistletoe at the Chief's Christmas Eve party changes everything, in ways neither of them expected. Under the Mistletoe contest continuation, NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,234 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Doc by tiffaninichole reviews
Yes, this is E/B! Bella accompanies Rose to a doctor's appointment and can't control her naughty thoughts when she sees the hot doctor. A drabbly o/s for coachlady1's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprise by JasperLuver48 reviews
Bella is excitedly waiting to see what Edward has up his sleeve for her surprise night! A sappy/fluffy o/s written for Coachlady1's birthday because I lubs her that much!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inhale Her by Lawn Girl reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. A summer job, a bachelor party... a chance meeting turns into an Awkward moment. But fate finds a way to smooth out the Awkwardness into something more interesting. Rated M for adult entertainment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shy by Morgan Locklear reviews
One shot written for Southern FanFiction Review. A bashful Edward wants his marriage proposal to be something special. He drives his girlfriend, Bella, to a lodge up in the Oregon mountains, puts on a sassy song and loses more than his inhibitions. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Not That Girl by KitsuShel reviews
Summary: After spending years in love with her best friend, Bella deals with heartache and learns to grow when he chooses another. My winning entry for the 100 Pictures—An Anon Fanfic Competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labs and Duties by klausality reviews
He was a thirty two year old Biology teacher who had a bargain with a twenty eight year old English teacher concerning lab reports and cafeteria duty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Crossette and Chrysanthemum by WriteOnTime reviews
Desperate for a date to the company Fourth of July party, Bella asks the stuffy guy in the next office suite to accompany her. Uptight Edward finds some independence from his rules at the bottom of a plastic cup.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5643 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Public Relations by snshyne reviews
Bella Swan, the President of Black-Swan, Inc, WANTS Edward Cullen Owner and Creative Director of ECSquared. What is she going to do about it? A fun fic mini-series. M, AH, OOC, E/B, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,277 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Thinking One Shot by AmoreBella88 reviews
I awoke in the middle of the night to his side of the bed empty. What happened next could only descibed as one of the best nights of my life. Completed lemon, AU-AH, OOC, rated M for adult lanuage and situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,935 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,380 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Seeing Red by wolvesrmyhomeboys reviews
This is an alternative ending to New Moon AU and slightly OOC, for Bella anyway. It starts when Rosalie calls Edward to tell him what Alice saw. Let me know what you think!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,164 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unraveled Knot by twistedcoincidence reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Ducky and Stick Go Camping, More or Less by SubtlePen reviews
Years of animosity, a group camping trip, two childish nicknames, and maybe something more. AH, BxE. One-Shot for AnnTastic23's birthday! MWAH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11221 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
A Stable Romance by Iadorepugs reviews
My 1st fan fic. AH, canon pairings. Edward is a horse trainer in dressage. Bella becomes his working student. Will they see that what they need can be found in the other? Rated M for lemons later chapters. Winner Best Romance in the Jumbo Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,005 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Body, Your Body by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Short one-shot inspired by an ee cumming's poem. “You are a goddess,” I whisper to her, and watch the contradicting earth in her eyes as she loves me, I love her, we love, “You bring me beauty in life. You, my darling..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You're Mine by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
- "If you were really mine," Nessie mumbled into his chest, knowing she was sacrificing her dignity even more, but unable to stop. "You would want me to be yours too."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Computer Repair by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward is a major geek and Bella-well, she isn't. When Edward hears of her computer troubles he offers to lend her a helping hand. He never expected what would happen next and how it turns his world on it's side. OOC AU AH Finally expanded!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,870 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Canon by SideKick55 reviews
The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 7,882 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8483 - Favs: 13,180 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undercover Blue by alphadork reviews
Copward and Officer Bella go undercover to work a case together. Officer Bella is a bartender and Undercoverward is a bouncer at a strip club called the Drunk Tank. Will they be able to keep their relationship professional? AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,086 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,672 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
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The Misadventures of an Unlikely Superhero reviews
A crackfic. If you seem to have misplaced your sense of humor, don't bother. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dodecaphony reviews
Written for Coachlady1's birthday. Background? Yes. Lemon? Yes. Plot? Heck no. Rated M for lots of stuff I shouldn't be writing. AH. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Run reviews
It's in the middle of winter, and a police officer finds two young kids asleep on the street, in front of a drug store. Rated M for language, sexual content, and the subject of rape. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One's Company reviews
Edward is a good looking guy. But it's difficult to get a date, because it means he has to open his mouth. He's accepted that he's a loser, but then he meets Bella... Rated M, primarily for language. Now with corresponding BPOV chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,594 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything reviews
Ever wonder why FFN and Twitter are always down? It's not their fault. Well, not really. Rated M for HTML lemon.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
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