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Author has written 2 stories for Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Mckenzie.

14.

Thats all.

Loves:

Music

Singing

Dancing

Acting

Summer

Smoothies

Beach

Heroes

Sylar

Keir O'Donnell

Abercrombie

Cheerleading

Friends

Color

Movies

Photography

Reading

Writing

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor

I like DRESSES AND SKIRTS, so I MUST be a prep

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Captive by Meganlovesjb reviews
When Nick Jonas is kidnapped and an unsuspecting woman is dragged along with him, things could get interesting. How will the situation unfold? Will they fall for eachother while held captive? Warning language, sex in later chapters and possible rape.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,150 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Broken by JONASxoxo reviews
Sophie feels unwanted, overlooked and unimportant. She feels broken. And her boyfriend Nick is no help at all. So she turns to an unlikely source to help fix her.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
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Twisted Fate reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Danger! Rated M for a reason, people. Don't like, don't read. R&R, and thanks!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Beautiful Danger reviews
When a teenager gets caught in the middle of a mall takeover, will she be able to put a stop to the leader's plans... or will she be too distracted? Veck/OC. Completed! Sequel is now up, but is rated M so you have to look in 'All Entries" to see it.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete