You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
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But i dont like my name its ok for a U.S. name but I dont like it it. =)
~gasp~ nnnooo i would have never gest(hehe for thoughs of u who dont know me pay no attention to this)
I love nature
i'm a little perverted~mhmm..lol~
I love anime
I use to hate to read but now i like to read serten things
I suck at spelling
I'm very weird but in a good way
i'm a leo but dont act like one unless im at school
I can be very random
i dont get hyper off of sugar
i love candy
i did not know how to spell my middle name till 5th grade~thats sad~
i suck at writeing storys so sorry i proble will not write any=(
My fav books/anime(no there not in anny type of order):
ouran high school host club
yu yu hakasho
black blood brothers
x I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous, excited, or upset.
x I've stayed out all night.
x I dont kill bugs
x I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
xI have a lot of scars.
Been in a fist fight.
Been to Niagara Falls.
Been to Europe.
x Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed
Count xs then for title put I have_47_ confessions.
The more X's the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
You have ran into a tree.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have accidentally caught something on fire
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
You have eaten a bug.
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
Your friends/family know not to use big words around you
x When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Respost as "I've done _4_ out of 36 stupid things''
Body: See how much Barbie you are
x you own a hair straightener
Total so far = 4=
some of it your room is pink and or with a different color its all light pink
Total so far =9
your friends call you dumb/ stupid
Total so far =9
x have your own bathroom
Total so far=12
x you have at least 1 pink photo frame
total so far=16
multiply your answer by 4
Repost this as "I'm _64_ Barbie
YOUR BOY SIDE:
TOTAL = 17
YOUR GIRL SIDE
now multiply by 3 to get your percentage
copy past so mouse(her name shes a cat) can rule the world!
Like hell we are anxiously waiting, Like hell burning silently strong
Somehow we fell down by the wayside
You live and you burn
Love never ends
I didn't lie when I said I loved you
Our religion will never break us apart
All of the demons in hell
The only two that supported it was me and you
I hope to live with you,
My love never died
A body hosted a broken soul,
A heart wept plenty,
Lay bleeding on the floor.
A foolish man took pity,
On a pretty face,
For a venomous maiden,
When her true colours shined,
Hell hath no fury,
I have fallen now,
As blood seeps down,
Closing in till I cannot breath,
Who am I?
I am no longer me.
So break me free,
Break the chains that hold me here,
I lie upon unmended wings,
Unwanted and undisturbed,
Confusion swims through a damaged mind,
A soul forgotten,
I have given up,
A ruptured heart that doesnt care,
I have come so far,
Now its time to begin again
He cuts the heart,
He awaits the shadows,
What is life for?
Cut deeper again,
He cannot breakaway,
One more voice to reach,
Time for his last vow,
He shall meet the demons,
The last raindrops fall,
Words now cries of pain,
His soul forgotten,
A faded memory is all he sees.
Tie me down bleed me out,
Another nail in the coffin,
One more star to see,
A blacked-out pathetic scene,
On a two way road,
Take the knife tear me down,
Deep and alone in moonlit skies,
Another simple angel falls and dies,
Will you know when shes fallen?
Or when shell cease?
Nowhere left to run to,
Another diamond in,
A sense of false hope,
Here she is in another situation,
Another problem she has made,
Here we go again,
No prince to save her,
A tale of the heart,
tears of a frogoten memorie
Memories maybe years' past but for me it's a ghost haunting my existence.
If I could only turn back time to prevent our tragic encounter from ever becoming a reality, my heart would still be whole because for every tear that I shed
meant a moment of joy we once shared and every time I think of you, I painfully remember how much I loved you...
To believe you is what made me blue; it was the gravest mistake I could ever do. But, my love, this I swear is true;
I am going to kill you!
How I once thought you were the best,
when you were really no better than the rest.
You made me believe that you were the one,
who wouldn't love me just for fun.
But all you were was a liar, who left me just for one senseless desire...Every time I see your face, I want to cry...
Why didn't you just let me die?
Wasn't it bad enough?
That you hurt me with your stupid bluff?
In your loving arms, I wonder...
Why must you make me suffer?
Why couldn't you just let me be?
Why couldn't you just set me free?
Life of the Puppet Solider
You grew up in a small town
Everyone keeping you down
All you want to do is scream
Cause you aren’t what you seem
Life’s passing you by
Tears fall from crystal eyes
Heart as cold as ice
Can’t seem to do anything right
Bad because you’re different
Strange because you don’t know yet
Where you been
Where your from
All that’s left is to run
Tired of being what they wan
tTired of your old fron
tSick of all the lies
Sick of all the pointless tries
You’ve had just about enough
Things are about to get rough
The beginning of the Puppet Soldier
After long cold nights
You’ve finally got it right
And so it begins
The first of many sins
No one notices the change
They can’t see that you’re getting strange
So when you finally lose your cool
You’re just thinking what fools
If they’d tried to know you
Then your true emotions would have showed through
But instead they tried to deny
What they all knew inside
You aren’t what you seem
That personality was all a dream
A façade to protect your fragile inside
Because you couldn’t run and hide
The changing of the Puppet Soldier
Made of wood and steel
Is any of this rea
lYou don’t care anymore
Who gives a damn what life has in store
You’ll live for eternity
You’ve got years to see what you want to see
Trapped in the body of a child
You let your intellect run wild
Kill for your army
Oh this is no dream
You’re finally free
The crimes of the Puppet Soldier
Inside the stone walls
Your destiny calls
Nine pairs of glowing eyes
It feels right inside
They call you by name
They are just the same
Forsaken their villages
For better lives yet
Here as one
Jobs so far only half done
Paired with the snake
Build a shell for your sanity’s sake
And a new life begins
One full of hundreds of sins
The joining of the Puppet Soldier
The snake is gone
Not that anyone thinks that’s wrong
Enough was enough
He’s done some screwed up stuff
You’ve got a new partner
A artistic starter
Long blond hair
Azure eyed stare
He’s ready for a challenge
Oh this is far from the end
Nothing will stand in his way
He’ll always have his say
“Art is a bang”
A new piece of your life just came
The partner of the Puppet Soldier
It’s been two years
Much has changed around here
The excitement never ends
The newest to join is strange
She’s at too young of an age
Still far too green
Or so you and your partner believe
But it’s too soon to see
Once you’ve watched her fight
You know she’ll be alrigh
tIn this organization you call home
Where all the lost souls roam
The second partner of the Puppet Soldier
You’re fighting for your life
Something doesn’t feel right
That pink brat and your grandmother
That’s two working with one another
You know you can win
To lose would be a sin
Losing to that old woman and a child
The prospect is downright vile
You’ve resorted to your final choice
Let your human puppet body give voice
The strings are drawn
All doubts are gone
You have to kill her once and for all
Then you will have come to eternity’s final call
You’re charging sword in hand
It’s the old woman’s last stand
Till you feel sharp blades through your heart
The end is right at the start
You smirk at the irony
Of living and dying without ever truly being free
You fall to your knees
Then on to the ground
Is your final sound
The death of the Puppet Soldier
Someone is crying
Hadn’t you been dying?
You sit up and open you eyes
You wonder if this is hell’s form of a lie
By your bedside sit’s the girl
The one that has made your insides curl
The young child you never thought had the stuff
Till you saw her fight when things got rough
Her body’s shaking as she cries
And that’s enough
You know this is no mirage
Trying to trick you
Then leave you damned
You’re really right there
Alive it’s true
And crying is something you never wanted to see her do
“Ame please don’t cry”
“I’m right next to you, there’s no need for tears”
Her head snaps up eyes showing all her fears
You can see your death reflected in those eyes
You can only take her shock as a good sign
“I thought you had died”
It pains you to know you’ve hurt her
She stands and hugs you nuzzling your neck
Oh what the heck
You hug her back closing your eyes
This all feels right
Whispers a voice inside
You have to agree
This is where you want to be
The savior of the Puppet Soldier
No one knows how
No one can tell
All they could do was whoop and yell
“You’re human again”
Cheer all of your friends
You can’t help but grin
You’ve got your body once more
Somehow managing to once again restore
The mistake you made back then
Another chance you yet again
And this is how you want to spend all eternity
Whatever that happens to be
The life of the Puppet Solider
Where scandal roams and sinners lay,
Our bodies drag our minds astray.
The corpses left are not of flesh
But honor mingled in the mesh
Uugh!! I hate fights there so pointless
I mean how many of u have been in a fight.
I just had one with my mom over something so freaking stupid
I’m gana ask u this.
How many of u have had a parent tha
t u think is unfair in your life
like they make it off like your always the one in the wrong
and are tired of it.
Well I am
and what I’m tired of
is the fact that they start the fight in the first place,
then they think you are the one in the wrong
after the fight,
they have the guts to say
and don’t mean it.
Well I think there should be something made to stop that,
something should also be made to were
if it does happen it does not affect the other family members.
I mean come on wouldn’t
u like it if every time u had a fight
it was just magically solved.
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
no...do they even make thoughs (zetuxkazu)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
yes...7 or 8 out of 10 5 being fuckable(if they were real)
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
@.@ it would take a mirical -
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
yes hes one of the pretty boys
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
om never 5/9 and 5/10 the girl would be dead cause she studers to much and he would get tierd of it and kill her -"
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
hes to inocent to understande what it is (yes i know he and madara r the same person but i picked thim both causes of thier personalaty diff. even if ones fake)
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
one night while looking for the 9-taild fox. he found a club. and he was bord so he went in. so when he got to a table. the new girl in town walked up and whas blushing like crazy. he being the flirt he is disied to break her in for her know job
(warning contans a lemon no like then DONT read it!)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
i.have. NO. clue.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
a hyper active deprestion
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
idk almost all r taken but i gess some thing like this~shrugs~
diedara was watching tv one day when his partner came home from a long misson. it had been 2 months seen he was able to see his eye candy and that pisted him off. seens they shared a room it was hard to hide his feelings. and it was worse seens they shared a bathroom to. so later that night when it was time to go to bed he finaly broke. when he thought his dana was a sleep he tided him up to the bed with chacura cuffs. and kissed him. he thought it was funny though cause when he kissed him his dana groand and said "what r u doing brat" but he did not wake up when he was putting the cuffs on. and he said "something i"ve been wanting to do seen i firts saw u and he kissed him again. when this happend sasori woke up fast and tried to get the brat off him...but found he could not...move. and after a lot of forplay and other stuff im not geting into he fimaly broke and subcome(lol i did not even mean for that to be a pun XD) to the younger of the to wishes. and in the morning diedara got killed cause sasori did not liked being raped by the miss led art brat and none of the members ever let him live it down cause it keep them up alllll night. expt. pein he was off fucking konan.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
no i dont even think that pare is out there
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
no fucking idea...maybe "NARUTO" XDlol
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
warning blod guts and lots of fights
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
@.@ idk but if she can get him i wana know her secrete XD lol jkjk she prob. just have to ack inacent and then he'd fucker and leave her...or kill her
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
~shrugs~what ever as long as i dont lose money cause of it i dont care
20) How emo is Seven?
well the real def. he is very emo but the def. we us now adays not at all cause now adays we mix cuter and emo as one and i have no idea y
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
Are you a Naruto Yaoi or hentai fan?
yes-ish some i like some i dont -
Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
no but i want a lot of diff ones anyway
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.
om just some manga
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
no...i would like to if they were real but there not so no
7. Naru/Hina or Kiba/Hina?
mmm i guess Naru/Hina but.. naruto was gay kiba/naru i both likey
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favourite?
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
not really..well once i did...
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Hell yeah dude they look alike plus i know who's his grandfather thing not godfather frandfather thing.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
To hard to chose...
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
nope mostly when the Akatsuki shows up
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
SUB! Amaricans ruin it damn you and probaly you people will take of Hidan since he saids alot of pretty words.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny hell yeah
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Duh... Tobi is a "good boy" lol yes though i do know though i hate how they make him talk in 2nd person when he reviles it
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
O_o U-G-L-Y HE ANT GOT NO ALIBI HE UGLY YEAH YEAH HE UGLY
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Itachi, diedar, or sasori(i dont know y i put sasori but i think he might make a cute tomboy if he was a girl)
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
crapy but funny when gai is around
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
What do you think
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
nope but i create some it my head some times -
27. Do you like lemons?
pff hell yeah!!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
dad knows wat it is he use to watch it with me and mom reciginize it but does not know it by name
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
YUP! it's funny
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yup. best friend
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Yes... and nope people in my school either hate it or stopped wacthing it a long time ago.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Yup w each time i have to do hw in the compter i lose focues and read fanfics about it or something and doing this thing.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
dunno am curise what iin it dont care if it prevd. out
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
HELL No It's tobi i mean Madara peins just the fall guy
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Nope looks like a purple skind chick
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
not really but in some caces yes its just dependes on my mood
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