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Uhm 23year old chickadee from lil ole New Zealand, spend most of my working day on this site!

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21480 - Favs: 11,920 - Follows: 7,872 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken by cheekycharlie reviews
AH. Bella dates a senior. But not all is well. Her best friend struggles with serious issues & when Bella uncovers the truth her boyfriend offers no comfort. She turns to a New guy for help which makes him jealous & things turn ugly. Can he save her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,751 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 4,431 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15097 - Favs: 8,763 - Follows: 9,142 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Sorrow by DreamOfTheEndless reviews
Bella worshiped Carlisle, so when he proposed she didn't think twice before accepting. But then she met Edward, her fiancé's half brother & the other part of her soul. Will they be able to survive the consequences of their betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,081 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
La Mia Bella Sirenetta by primarycolors reviews
My Beautiful Little Mermaid. She appeared dead if it weren't for the way her claws had twitched, etching mysterious marks into the glass, her pointed teeth glowing white through the putrid stink of the water. A terrible smile. Like she had a secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immortal Beloved by elusivetwilight reviews
'My thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us. I can live only wholly with you or not at all.' Newborn vampire Bella stumbles through the centuries to unlock what has happened to Edward. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,804 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Other Side of Me by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Post-college, Edward and Bella help each other heal through the worst kind of pain inflicted by a close friend. A journey of trauma, healing, and survival. AH, Mostly E/B, Em/R, J/A take smaller roles. OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,475 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9852 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 4,365 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stench Wars by BookishQua reviews
Edward returns from Italy to find Jacob Black has become Bella's BFF and is interfering with their relationship. Jacob Black is never going to know what has hit him. AU Eclipse Satire. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,839 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dark Muse by Alby Mangroves reviews
Safely numb, Marie has never had to question choices made so long ago. Until now. A chain of events has her running back to face truths, and the person she'd rather had stayed buried. Herself. AH, Angst, Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Round Two by watermelon.drops reviews
A Jersey Shore Fanfiction. Centers around Jenni and Pauly's relationship from both the first season and my version of the 4th season. Other characters and seasons apply. Enjoy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11603 - Favs: 9,353 - Follows: 6,623 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5242 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23022 - Favs: 14,666 - Follows: 10,696 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Shallows by Porcia reviews
Everywhere I look, something reminds me of him. Smells, words, colours, songs. For two years I've cried over him. The best thing that's ever happened to me. The love of my life. He left because we were hurting. Because I was in the shallows.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lepidopterist by faithunbreakable reviews
Long before Forks, a different Jasper met a different Bella. And killed her. Or: On monsters. Very dark. Rated M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Journal by MsEm reviews
His wife's journal. He shouldn't read it, but he can't help himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,502 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8487 - Favs: 7,121 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Choices by nitareality reviews
In 1347 a great pestilence swept through Europe. The choices that Bella's Father makes set off a string of events he could never have predicted. Dark, vampire Cullens. Mature rating for subject matter, violence and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Drink You Alive by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Edward a virgin for 100 years? Uh, Nope. Not really. Come twirl in and out of a completely canon Twilight Saga with Sasha. The woman Edward forgot to remember. Vamp Story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,160 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9223 - Favs: 9,023 - Follows: 4,985 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swansong by faithunbreakable reviews
She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5046 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Written on a Cloud by Pastiche Pen reviews
Before Alice even knew herself, she knew Jasper. She knew his face, his eyes, the way he looked before the hunt. The only thing she didn't know was how to find him. A collaboration with Americnxidiot for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
This Woman's Work by nitareality reviews
An entry for the Beyond the Pale contest. Image 17. A one shot. Marriage, children and suburban madness. Warning: Contains mature themes including but not limited to extremely graphic descriptions of death and mental illness, marriage and motherhood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
Rabbit Hole by profmom72 reviews
Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,260 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12573 - Favs: 7,210 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Newborn by belladonnacullen reviews
Edward's life from 1918 - 2006. See him as a newborn, a rebellious killer, as his family grows, and as he turns into the vampire we know and love him as today. P.S. Tanya's always been in love with him. E/TPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,915 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Edward, Tanya
Motorcycles by Pastiche Pen reviews
From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
Watching the Sky Turn by chrometurtle reviews
Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 15,016 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuance where MS stopped by Bronzehyperion reviews
This story starts where Midnight Sun left us after chapter 12 and tries to follow the rest of the book Twilight from Edward's POV as accurate as possible. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
So this is goodbye reviews
A short poem about how Bella might have been feeling when Edward left... I didnt write this with Twilight in mind but it seemed to fit. Please review! This is the first time I have published anything, rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete