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Joined 05-13-09, id: 1933762, Profile Updated: 11-05-15
Author has written 7 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Night World series, Once Upon a Time, and Downton Abbey.

Against all odds I'm back again, writing for a ship that sank before I even started watching the show. I don't know how long this will last.

All-Purpose Disclaimer: I do not own anything, nor do I make any money off of anything. Any OCs belong to me, but I do not make any money off them. Anything else belongs to its respective creator.

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Out of Town by audreyii-fic reviews
Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis are stuck on Asgard. Thor and Loki are back on their home turf. Asgardians have no idea what to make of their princes' new friends - and what is a Pop-Tart, anyway? (Drabble collection sequel to Ordinary Love. Now accepting prompts.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Darcy L.
The Beginnings of a Death Eater by notwolf reviews
A young Lucius Malfoy must make a life altering decision for the woman he loves. Some Death Eaters aren't born, they're made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,862 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Lucius M., Abraxas M., Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Byrd one Brere by audreyii-fic reviews
...or, Bird on a Briar. Jane Foster, betrothed of the king, finds herself left in his brother's protection. (Medieval AU written for LMPandora. Lokane.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor - Complete
From Dusk Until Dawn by foojules reviews
AU: London, spring 1924. Struggling journalist and Irish exile Tom Branson crosses paths with suffragist Sybil Crawley, and they spend a most interesting evening together.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Complete
Just A Girl by Leni reviews
Belle's first weeks at the Dark Castle, from Rumpelstiltskin's pov. "He's scheduled to turn a shabbily-dressed servant girl into a princess, a few years from now. Can't help but be curious about how the process will work in reverse, can he? An experiment. Nothing more."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Of White Trees and Blue Roses by angel eyes1 uk reviews
Prequel to A Game of Thrones - Harrenhal, Stark children, Knight of the Laughing Tree, the Mad King, Lyanna's abduction, Catelyn Tully, and Ashara Dayne. Intended ending is the end of Robert's Rebellion if I'm patient enough.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 102,497 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Lyanna S., Rhaegar T.
The More You Know by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Set during the Season Finale. Emma blurts out one too many truths while in the Dark Castle. In her defence she's wearing underwear that's more akin to a torture device and Mr Gold it's too scaly for her to keep her cool. (Spoilers for the Season Finale. Rated PG-13 for mention of suggestive themes).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] Emma S. - Complete
Through a Mirror, Darkly by Kryss LaBryn reviews
Leroux!Erik, and a more thoughtful and mature Christine. I knew he couldn't really be an Angel, however much I wanted to believe it! But then, who was he? Why would he hide from me, unless..? EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,008 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by foojules reviews
Modern AU. Sixth-former Sybil Crawley has been carrying on a secret romance with intriguing not-so-bad boy Tom Branson. One night, she sneaks out of Downton Abbey to meet him and they go for a ride in more ways than one.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Sybil C., T. Branson
The Subject of Payment by audreyii-fic reviews
One does not ignore the Sea Witch without dire consequences. (FTL, post-The Evil Queen, mid-Skin Deep. Rumbelle.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent - Complete
Albus Potter and the Black Badger Society by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His first year, he made a friend out of a potential enemy, carried the hopes of a downtrodden House, defeated a Dark Wizard with help, and made the House team at Chaser. Things are about to get difficult! This is the Next adventure of the Tenacious Trio
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,355 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Rose W.
From the Ashes by Eleve Osirian reviews
Dernhil survives his encounter with the Hulls, but leaves Innail to protect Maerad and his friends; should the Dark learn of his survival, none would be safe. Maerad is plagued by dreams of him and begins to question his death; she searches for the truth
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Maered, Dernhill
The Bad In Each Other by audreyii-fic reviews
Gale and Katniss face each other as Prim and Peeta face the arena. THG AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
The Lost and Found Manscript by drgn grl reviews
Really want the inside scoop on the PotO? Try reading this. Either the space-time continuum is screwy right now, or someone is playing a really mean practical joke on me...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Erik - Complete
Players and Pieces by pixelsurgeon reviews
Petyr Baelish was never happy. Sansa Stark was a fool. But Alayne Stone... She was strong.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Sansa S., Petyr B./Littlefinger
Hot Chocolate Kisses by lydiamaartin reviews
"You should never die on an empty stomach." - Harry and Ginny, in one stolen moment during the Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Christmas Pretty by Lixxle reviews
Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
To Anhil, greetings! by Kexy Kewl reviews
I send this letter to you enclosing my love, best wishes and blessings of Light and health apart from the news I exchange with you... Anhil receives a letter from his brother, Dernhil, before his death... what does he have to say? Wee spoiler for book 1&2
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dernhill - Complete
Disappointment by Aki no Ryu reviews
A lady of Gondor muses on the bachelor Lord Faramir. The Lady Éowyn also makes an appearence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Giving Room to Breathe by Min Daae reviews
Mai/Zuko. Zuko's concerned that something's not happening even though they've made up. There is snuggling, amused Mai, and a sheet on fire.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Aevana by Eavis reviews
As the Pevensies adjust to life in Spare Oom, a reenactment of medieval life in England brings back memories of their reign in Narnia... Title is borrowed from Tonzura123's Old Narnian, with many thanks.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Silmarillion Gospel by Araloth the Random reviews
*Third Place MEFA 2010!* What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" the Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Inspection by Min Daae reviews
After the end of the series, Mai and Zuko have some alone time. She discovers something new, and isn't really pleased. MaiZuko. Faint hints of sex.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
An Excess of Fire by schaferdramaqueen reviews
Random ficlet, M/C. Takes place after "The Riddle." Cadvan's musings. T because of paranoia, and a reference to Arkan. He's at least a T-rated guy on his most decent days, don'tcha think?
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
Von Aredhel und Eol by antiheld reviews
Ein kleiner Einblick in Aredhels Erinnerungen und Gedanken, während sie durch Nan Elmoth irrt; wie sie schließlich auf Eol trifft, und davon, wie er "sie zu seiner Frau macht". Oder wie es sich zumindest abgespielt haben könnte... ;
Silmarillion - Rated: T - German - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Aredhel, Eöl - Complete
The OTHER Lays of Beleriand by chisscientist reviews
The Lays JRR Tolkien did not write for very good reasons. Part Eight: The Harp and Other Poems
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
Immortalized by Nightshade Scribe reviews
Nerdanel contemplates her latest work. Including some fluffy Atar!Fëanor with little Maedhros.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Nerdanel, Fëanor - Complete
While We Live by jdav reviews
Set during the tumultuous events of the fall of the lands gifted to the descendants of Elros. The strange tale of the love of a King who grabbed power by murder and coercion for a woman who had the right to the throne. Ar-Pharazon and Tar-Miriel.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010
Winter Sports by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Quinn and Rashel have a little fun. Nothing serious, just some fun and fluff. Oneshot.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Rashel J., J. Quinn - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Rose and the Nightingale by Omega Devin reviews
AU, EC: A retelling of Erik and Christine's story, set in the rosy hours of Mazenderan, with a fantasy twist. Love shall not be denied.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,156 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Lay of Leithian: Culmination by jdav reviews
Trying to portray a woman with deep-seated frustrations and an innate desire to find something she doesn’t understand. This may have to be counted among my flops. Writing in the 4th age just doesn’t bring out my best.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Bedtime by soavezefiretto reviews
Jane, you really must stop calling me sir." "I will try, sir." - Wedding night drabble. Not smut.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Your Face by dochar ar bith ann reviews
Laroux-based. Oneshot. An affectionate lampooning. In the depths of the opera house, Daroga voices a very good point. Gratuitous OOC silliness follows.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
Wedding by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
How could a Malfoy – my Malfoy – fall in love with a mudblood?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Lucius M.
And the Fire Consumes by ghostlygreeneyedgirl reviews
Slowly Edward bent his head down to just grace Jane's lips. His feather-light kiss was the only thing soft on her body. She was tense, her mind told her to pull away, but her heart was too willing to walk the path to hell. Jane/Edward oneshot. semi-canon
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
The More Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
I remembered I haven’t been writing in my journal for almost a month. But I’m making a comeback with it and it’s more manly than ever. Well, I'd like to believe that, anyway. Sequel to The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Going Nowhere Fast by Min Daae reviews
Rhaegar/Lyanna; pre-War, have a little time together. Lyanna is a little wild, Rhaegar is along for the ride. Written for the 'laughter' prompt for the Porn Battle VIII.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
A Great and Terrible Parody by GucciLovingStrumpet reviews
A slightly mad, if not insane, chapter-by-chapter parody of A Great and Terrible Beauty.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
How Babies Are Made by redcandle reviews
Catelyn explains to Sansa where babies come from, and later relates the story to Ned. Ned/Catelyn.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S. - Complete
Edge by Arastas reviews
He can balance his twin selves perfectly, making him interesting and mysterious, when it's all she can do to handle her own one-dimensional existence. Short Quinn/Rashel drabble.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/12/2009 - J. Quinn, Rashel J. - Complete
Wedding Night by Thistlerose reviews
Taran is perfectly willing to be romantic, if only Eilonwy will let him get a word in edgewise. Set immediately after "The High King."
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
God Forgive Me by ToryTigress92 reviews
An AU of the scene after the wedding, when Rochester is trying to persuade Jane to stay. Oneshot.
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2009 - [E. Rochester, Jane E.] - Complete
Possibility by Arastas reviews
Gossamer, Hypothetical, Discovery, Growth, Misguided, Inborn, Harmony. Seven short drabbles about seven soulmate couples.
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Very Bad Things by Kryss LaBryn reviews
It's music camp. They're seventeen. And they've just tried to summon the Opera Ghost... What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The odd rude word in later chapters, all justified. ;-P
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
A Matter of Hours by CompanionWanderer reviews
Prydain Chronicles, immediately post-series. Warning: contains every major spoiler for The High King. Taran explores his mixed emotions about the changes that have befallen him in the last several hours. Drama, humor, and loads of Taran/Eilonwy fluff.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Erik's Little Dividends by gravity01 reviews
He never wanted it. Them. He never wanted one… much less two of them. It wasn’t fair, Erik decided. He had only just gotten Christine all to himself and now… this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Jaceiri reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rationality by Tierfal reviews
A story of love, of lies, of betrayal, and, most of all, of unrepentant logic. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened To Kit Rodriguez by The Duchessina reviews
Five things that Kit Rodriguez never had to live through. Oneshot.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
A New Escape by Jennistar1 reviews
Pellinor fic. Maerad will never be normal...it is her destiny. Or - is it? Can fate be denied after all?
Pellinor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
There Is Always A Choice by Jennistar1 reviews
Pellinor fic. The end has come, the Song has been sung and the Balance restored. But Maerad still has one more choice left to make...
Pellinor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Fire And Ice by Jennistar1 reviews
Pellinor fic. “He has kissed all the warmth from me.” M & C regardless!
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
I Will Have To Kiss You by Jennistar1 reviews
Er, title speaks for itself really. A nice bit of Maerad/Cadvan fluff for y'all! Not exactly smutty...rating to be safe...
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
Wicked Smart by Lady MSM reviews
One of Tolkien's most intelligent female characters tells her story. The rise and fall of Gondolin from Idril's POV. COMPLETE! Oh yeah.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,291 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attack of the Sue by Kryss LaBryn reviews
The striking Ariella Ravenna has escaped her tragic past and come to the foot of sweet Music's throne, seeking singing lessons from the man she is sure will be her soul mate. But what will Christine do? And what will Erik say? Sequel to All Hallow's Eve.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by gravity01 reviews
Against my better judgment I am starting this journal. As a habit, I don’t like to write things down. The concept of having tangible proof of my innermost thoughts is unsettling to me. What if someone reads this? I know it’s cynical… but I have never had
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,765 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Husband and Wife by Broken-Vow reviews
It had nearly killed her but, if she was forced to be perfectly honest, it was not like the torture she had imagined. Lighter oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Expectations by Allee1 reviews
Aragorn and Arwen share good news with Legolas. Written for ME Express prompt Childproof.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Proposing to Lily Evans by opungo reviews
James tells the rest of the Marauder's, through note passing of course, that he plans to propose to Lily...after class. MWPP era. Oneshot. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Beautiful, Wonderful, Perfectly Gorgeous Dream by Slina reviews
Aura, beautifully perfect in every way, gets relief from her ohsotragic life when she’s transported back to the 1870s… just in time to meet her one true love Erik! It’s any Mary Sue’s dream come true… or is it?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Gifts and Wrappings by Quiet2885 reviews
As a present to Christine, Erik reveals his special 'mask' of normalcy earlier in the story. Shameless EC Holiday Fluff. Primarily Kay and Leroux. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Only a Scratch by Erestor reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
All Hallow's Eve by Kryss LaBryn reviews
Leroux EC. Erik and Christine attend the All Hallow's Eve masked ball, only to meet someone in a very familiar getup... Sequel to Through A Mirror, Darkly.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Bad Phanphic PoTO Album by Soignante reviews
My caricature of typical Very Bad Phanphics, beginning with the Harlequin Romance Gerik version. The 4th chapter is up. Ever hear the one about the two phans who went back in time?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Binary by Soignante reviews
Complete: What better mask than the faceless world of the Internet? It's a mask that cannot be ripped away on impulse. This is a Modern EC fic involving Christine as a genius barista, Erik, and the 'net.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 92,650 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Conversion by Pentangle-linnon reviews
King Elessar. OC. NOT romance. Not everyone in Gondor is a king, steward's son, or mighty captain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Mary Sue Checker by qwerty01010101 reviews
Despite it's name, this story doesn't parody Mary Sue herself. Rather, it parodies the people who label OCs so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Drinking Songs by ElladanandElrohirrock reviews
There's a scene in the extended ROTK where Legolas and Gimli are having a drinking contest, Legolas wins, but then says the alcohol is affecting him. This is what happened next.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
When Mary Sues Attack by queen of the imps reviews
Erik, Christine, and Raoul have been running from Mary Sues and have taken refuge in the house upon the lake. So what happen's when they're trapped there with one of the most nonsensical, uncanonical Sues out there?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
And We Will Never Speak Of This Again by Reiji Neko Mitsukai reviews
Short story about what Legolas and Aragorn were doing while waiting for Gandalf to open the door to Moria. Supposed to be funny, but you know me...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
One Word by Phantress reviews
Erik asks Christine to be his bride...and her answer isn't what he expected. Completly Kay based. AU, oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Ghost's Lady by dreamdescend reviews
The boxkeeper Madame Giry tells the managers that the ghost brings a lady with him sometimes. What if Christine did more with Erik than she told Raoul about? Leroux based. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Twisted, Every Sue by Deep Roller reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
The Silmarillion For Dummies by Avalon Estel reviews
Do you want to read The Silmarillion, but just don't have the time? Have you tried to read it, and just don't understand it? Want to read a version without all the thous, thees, and hearken unto mes? Then read this! Not educational. ON HIATUS.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
What Should Have Happened by Kat097 reviews
Based on the ALW 2004 movie. What Christine SHOULD have done when faced with Phantom's choice. Bashing of every character, designed to be amusing!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 6,597 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Suelmarillion by Bennybunny reviews
Are you too lazy to even pick up the Silm? Worry not! Read this and you'll never have to open the book! Now, you too can pass off as a pseudo-intelectual who actually read Tolkien! ...At least the Beren and Lúthien bit, anyway.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004
Catch a Falling Star by Melime reviews
A girl falls into Middle Earth...but something is wrong. Where is Legolas? And who is this Silmaril guy?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004
Estel's Happy Childhood by Erestor reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Looking for Work by Erestor reviews
A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Sand and Flame by Tehta reviews
A retelling of a very well-known story. Features Feanor and Nerdanel as young geeks in love, a rather unsympathetic look at Indis, and a lot of very simple sentences.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/17/2004
One of Those Days by Miriel Amarian reviews
A day in Nerdanel's life. Seven kids...that must have been a trip. Note on ages of her sons: Maitimo would be the equal of a human 16 year old, with his brothers following about every two years (Makalaure 14, Tyelkromo 12, ect)
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2004
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
An open letter to Tolkien by Quinga reviews
Gil-galad is tired of being ignored. The way things are, as he sees it. Warning: Mild language and inneundo
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004
Return of the Ranger by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Beneath the Twilight by Losseniaiel reviews
A snapshot of life in Gondolin through Tuor’s eyes.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2004
Curses of The Siren by The Scorpion reviews
A twist of fate: Suppose everything for Erik and Christine had actually somehow ended happily ever after...But they say fate always has a way of asserting itself. It seems Erik's dream will never be more than Christine's nightmare.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Mary Sue Selection Agency by CentaurFirenze reviews
The Mary Sue Containment Agency is working overtime nowadays, yet those demons of the fandom keep slipping past our radar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Albus D.
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Allies by Mirrordance reviews
One of the greatest friendships of the ages began when Legolas and Aragorn literally ran into each other trying to escape an Orc prison…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Feanor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Zimraphel reviews
Now you can finally have your very own Noldorin genius. Based on Theresa Green's LOTR Owner's Manual series, authored with her permission, the spirit of Fire can now be yours.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003
Say Yes by Mercator reviews
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
An Innocent Question by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Estel asks where babies come from. Response to Silver Foxes challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog: The Leithian Script by Philosopher At Large reviews
The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 560,494 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 5/6/2002
Sweet Pursuit by Scarlett Rose reviews
COMPLETE Short story with a twist - in which Erik stalks Christine once again. PLEASE read to the end! ;)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete
The Fabric of Spacetime by alena reviews
NámoVairë fluff. Warning: contains purple prose, weird physics and mathematical terms.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
Daughters by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Three elf-lords, serious inebriation and the choice of the Atani as husbands and lovers. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALURIEN!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
Blue Mushrooms for All! by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Insanity, sadly, is not a genre, so humor will have to do. Legolas/Varda, in Valinor, with guest appearences by various Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits and Gods. Strange humour and british spellings ahoy!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/9/2003
And Your Lips, My Dear, Are Like Giblets by Mercator reviews
A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!!!**
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
The Silmarillion For Idiots by randomwriter96 reviews
Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
Truffles by Dragon Confused reviews
Celeborn and Celebrian make truffles for a festival in Lorien, and Celebrian ponders what she wants in a husband. Celebrian childhood story. Main Characters: Celeborn, Celebrian, Galadriel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Galadriel
The Consequences by The Scorpion reviews
What if...Christine was a bad little ingenue one day and Erik got REALLY pissed off? A short phic that explores the extreme side of dark and frightening aspects when our phavorite Phantom gets reeeeeeeally angry, loses his temper...and snaps!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Dragons or Ribbons by Joannawrites reviews
The lengths any self-respecting elf-warrior will go to in order to win the approval of the King's 5 year-old daughter. Legolas entertains Aragorn's youngest child upon his return to Minas Tirith. *Complete, Post ROTK*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Aragorn, The Evil by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Sequel to Orcs, The Pain In My Arse. Aragorn gets revenge on Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Bananas And Ale by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
A drunk Legolas tries to explain to Elrond exactly how Aragorn got beat up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Of Wine and Merriment by Joan Milligan reviews
A different take on the love story of Tuor and Idril, as told by Glorfindel. Warning - horrible sillyfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/20/2003
Disastor Strikes by angelface04 reviews
Legolas' worst nightmare has become a reality! To see what it is you'll have to read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Arduous Task of MarySue by HathorCol reviews
Mary-Sue is an often under-rated character. Now she has her say..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2002
Shameful Customs by Deborah Judge reviews
After the birth of their last child, Finarfin and Earwen discover forbidden pleasures.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Eärwen, Finarfin - Complete
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2002
Nothing Left to Lose by Midasgirl reviews
Set directly after Susan Kay's Phantom ... Raoul begins to show his true colours, Christine wonders whether she's made the right decision, and Erik? Well ...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 9/18/2001
The Adventures of Mary Sue at the Opera by Umiko reviews
A parody of all those Mary Sue POTO phics...^_^
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002
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Practical Considerations reviews
They love each other and the rest is detail, but it wouldn't do to overlook the detail. Scenes from Tom and Sybil's lives together. Rating subject to change.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Sybil C., T. Branson]
Hindsight
Regina's great revenge isn't exactly what she hoped it might be.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen
Friends? reviews
Everyone expects them to hate each other, but for some reason, they don't. The epic saga of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Five Eriks Later reviews
A high school production of The Phantom of the Opera, a lonely singer, and Erik's four-times-great-grandson combine in highly unusual ways resulting in broken friendships, presumed insanity, misery, and romance. ON PROBABLY PERMANANT HIATUS.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009
Touch Me reviews
Leia Price is a lonely, studious high school senior; Dell Hawthorne is a new Circle Daybreak member, sent to kill an evil shapeshifting spy for the worst parts of the Night World. Throw them together...and things happen. ON HIATUS.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009
Namesake reviews
Lily Luna Potter is truly blessed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Lily Luna P., Lily Evans P.
My Little Brother reviews
Erik, utterly miserable after Christine leaves with Raoul, seeks comfort from the only person in the opera house he trusts. Movie-based, one-shot, please r&r!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Erik, Madame Giry - Complete