DJ Caligula
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Joined 04-02-02, id: 193380, Profile Updated: 07-18-09
Author has written 6 stories for Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, and Lord of the Rings.

I'm called DJ Caligula, or suburbanbeatnik, depending on whom you ask. I'm an illustrator in beautiful Los Angeles, where the sky is always blue, the sun is always shining and you can pick the oranges growing outside your window.

I have a new fic that I'm working on, called Imperial Daughter (formerly titled Daughter of the Empire) that I'm very excited about. I also have a couple incomplete stories, which might not ever be finished, but I do have three that I have actually finished, which gives me hope for my other writing projects.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29825 - Favs: 16,142 - Follows: 14,361 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Temptation of Susan by Dan Sickles reviews
Queen Susan of Narnia never regretted her break-up with cruel, spoiled Prince Rabadash. But when magic sends her to a strange world ruled by dinosaurs, she's forced to team up with the sexy dark prince. Can lightning strike twice?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Rabadash
Lady of the Woods by Invisible Ranger reviews
What if Gaston lived in a world without Belle? And what if the Beast character were a melee-fighting woman with an attitude? An AU "Beauty and the Beast" story based in part on 18th century French and American colonial history.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Gaston, LeFou, OC
The Lion and the Wolf by Bl4ckSun reviews
What would happen if, instead of Tyrion, Sansa Stark is wed to the other brother? If she can win him, can Sansa use Jaime Lannister to influence his own family? Or, better, will he keep his oath and take her home? Jaime L./Sansa S.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sansa S., Jaime L.
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 378,394 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
A Year from Now by MrsTater reviews
"Save your tears, child. Weep for him tomorrow, or a year from now. We do not have time for grief. We must go, and quickly, before he dies." Dany takes Ser Jorah's advice and a very different, but no less adventurous path. AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,768 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jorah M., Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Guernica by amourdesoi reviews
She didn't know when or why it started - but somewhere along the line, she had begun to feel something towards Theon Greyjoy. Something other than annoyance, or pity ... and with the upcoming war, that line is about to become very blurred. Theon/OC.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Theon G.
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Refugees by ChristineX reviews
When Chief Bast escaped the Death Star's destruction, he thought he'd left the worst behind him. But with an unpredictable prisoner in tow and a galaxy exploding into civil war, he's discovering his troubles are just beginning. Set between ANH and ESB.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008
What Frollo Should Have Done by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
A Disney-verse one-shot about what would have happened if Judge Frollo had been smart as well as sociopathic and in lust. Frollo/Esmeralda, with the mandatory angsty Claude, who writes an illiterate gypsy a love letter - Quasi reads it to her.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Sleeping with the enemy by Ayala Steelfire reviews
General Maximilian Veers was Power - the ultimate aphrodisiac. And Leia succumbed to it, despite of them being sworn enemies. A drunken han is haunted by visions of Leia and Veers together. Pro-Imperial POV. Rated M for a reason.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Leia O. - Complete
Attachment by EsmeAmelia reviews
Set immediately after the "Jedi Crash" episode of Clone Wars, Ahsoka gains some insight from Captain Rex while watching over the injured Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Velvet Dark by EastAnglia reviews
ISLAND AT WAR. Baron/Felicity. Can Felicity come to terms with her feelings for the Baron?
Island at War - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,288 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Passages by Gaslight reviews
WIP. 3009, 3rd Age. Boromir brings Myrhil, the daughter of his old arms instructor, to Minas Tirith where the Shadow has already begun to creep over Middle Earth. Boromir&OFC. Later, Grima&OFC. **NO LONGER UPDATED. SEE LAST CHAPTER**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Boromir, Grima W.
Object of Revulsion by Answer reviews
"Gosh, Gaston," said Lefou, his expression somewhere between awed and worried. "I can't believe it. That monster actually pushed you off the roof?" One-shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Gaston, LeFou - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Comics, Cookies, and Revenge by LejindaryBunny reviews
Vex was nobody, until Syndrome found her, and made her his trusted lieutenant. Meanwhile, Violet is learning how hard Super hero life really is. But are the girls paths on a collision course?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,165 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004
An Impassive Mask by RuriGil reviews
A Gilthanas and Silvara story with angst, and so on. Alternate ending, AU.. whatever. Read and review!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Gilthanis, Silvara
Forgotten Flowers by ChristineX reviews
ONE SHOT. A story of Order 66, seen through the eyes of a civilian. I wrote this for the Order 66 Challenge on tf.n, but I figured what the heck, I'd post it here, too.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
From the Mouth of a Dragon by Ivydoll reviews
Complete. MalchiorRaven. Some sexual themes. A new light on the whole thing; the power of books and words. Tidied: 21Feb12
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,761 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
Last Act Of Irony From A Strangers' Ghost by Maniacs Edge reviews
[Dark City] A year after Murdoch saves the city a very confused girl steps into Dr. Schreber's office saying that she can't remember anything past 15 aside from a flash of light and his face. Knowing whats happened, he slowly starts to try and help her.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003
Sweet Revenge by Tatiana3 reviews
This story takes place right after the movie. Adhemar is intent on revenge and will go to any lengths to ruin William. But what if his goals of revenge are hindered by a certain blacksmith? COMPLETE
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,418 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
An End To Innocence by shadow975 reviews
*Chapter 20 posted* On the field of Cormallen "the weary rested and the hurt were healed." But not all hurts are healed with bandages, and some weariness goes too deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,272 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Boromir
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Olympus Can Wait by Pulpwrit reviews
Hercules H/P fic. Yes, another, albeit with liberties taken. Fans of mythological accuracy need not apply. Or followers of Zeus. **Chapter 2 up, with amazing kung-fu action!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003
Lions and Tigers and Wargs oh my! by Cobalt-Goddess reviews
Quite possibly the FIRST serious LotR/ Wizzard of OZ crossover.Extended Edition with a lengthened Green Dragon scene!! Set in the ring war/ post-OZ. PG-13 for upcoming big Grima lurve.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Meriadoc B., Grima W.
Stable Girl by Sus reviews
A stablehand is nice to Grima, but he does not understand her kindness. Perhaps she is not so stable after all...Based more on the movies than on the books, but even so not strictly in line with events...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Grima W. - Complete
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Imperial Daughter reviews
When Kitrin is transported from Earth to Yavin IV through a mysterious alien portal, she falls into the hands of the Emperor, who has plans for her and newfound abilities. Set after ANH, w/ Palpatine, Vader, Veers & Luke. Formerly DAUGHTER OF THE EMPIRE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - E. Palpatine, Luke S.
Not Worth More than Rubies reviews
When an ambitious Haradan thief comes to Rohan to steal a priceless necklace, she becomes co-conspirators with the infamous Grima Wormtongue. On hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn
Recollect reviews
When Prince Rabadash begins his courtship of Queen Susan of Narnia, she starts to remember her past. SusanRabadash. Reviews always appreciated.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Susan Pevensie, Rabadash
The Subway reviews
COMPLETE! In 1957 New York, Susan's past comes to haunt her and threaten her life. AU. Please read and review thanks!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Poisoned Heart reviews
COMPLETE! A dream-like story in which the Grima of the books meets the Grima of the movies, and Eowyn finds herself caught between the two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
Lola Luscious and the Doom Machine reviews
COMPLETE! Space babe Lola Luscious, in her fight against a mad scientist, finds she must contend with none other than the strong, silent, mysterous, intergalactic ironclad hunk BOBA FETT !
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Boba Fett - Complete