Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Have fun reading!!
What team are you in Twilight?
What's your favorite candy?
Anything that is sour.=p
What sports do you play as a hobby?
I play soccer, basketball, tennis, badmintion, football, I run track, I swim, I rollerblade, and I bike ride.
How would you describe your self?
In one word, WEIRD.
Words and stories of almost wisdom:
Early to bed
Is early to rise
Makes a man
Healthy, wealthy, and wise.
A wise old bird lived in an oak
The more she saw the less she spoke
The less she spoke the more she heard
Why arn't we like that wise old bird
Guys are rocks
Girls are shiny Guys
are not Girls are treasures
Guys are hunters Girls are prizes Guys
Are lovers Girls are smart Guys are funny Girls
love stuff Guys love money Girls are beautiful Guys are tough
Each one has properties that were given to them by birth and each one
Live on this
Save our planet!
Reduce Reuse Recycle
When asked this riddle 80 of kindergarden kids got the answer compared to 17 of Sanford University Seniors.
What is greater than God
More evil than the devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
And if you eat it you'll die.
PM me the answer.
The biggest loser
in a race
is not the one that finishes last
But the one that
doesn't finish at all.
O Oh i just got deep!=D
If this story doesn't touch you you are heartless.
One night a girl and guy were driving home from the movies.
The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk.
She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his check as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note
At that moment a drunk driver came speeding down that very same street
He swerved right into the driver's seat killing the boy leaving the girl alive
Remembering the note she pulled it out and read it
It said, 'Without your love i will die.'
:( Sad face.
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Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
WARNING! SAD STORY AHEAD!
My name is Sarah
I wish I were better
I can't speak at all
Wh I awake, I'm all alone
I'll try and be nice,
Don't make a sound!
I try and hide
He slaps me and hits me
He's already locked it
With my bones nearly broken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Lauren
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed ex: the only fictional character I have a crush on is Jacob Black!
I think I could be madly in like with you
Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, dang I'm gonna miss you
Oh and one more thing, SPREAD THE NEKO SMILE!! =3
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS-- (in case you don't know homophobia is discrimination of Gay's and Lesbians)
This is totally adorable!!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
BOYFRIEND RULE BOOK
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stare's at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her and dont let go.
When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.
When she ignore's you, give her your attention.
When she pull's away, pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, just hold her and dont say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her on her forehead.
When she steal's your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you, tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt, back yourself up.
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When she says misses you, she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart, know the pain never goes away.
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JACOB BLACK
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.
Keep staring I might do a trick.
All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s
-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.
-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.
-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think Justin Bieber needs to find a goddamned life then copy this to your profile.
If you think guys should be at least kinda nice to girls copy this to your profile.
If you think Jacob is way hotter than Edward copy this onto your profile!
If you think Bella and Jacob belong together copy this onto your profile!
If you think Robbert Pattinson is just down right ugly but seems like a nice guy copy this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is gay then copy this onto your profile.(if he's not gay then why does he sparkle like a little princess tiara?)
If you think Bella is stupid and desperate and doesn't deserve Jacob or Edward copy this onto your profile.
a little girl with cancer wrote this poem!!
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