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Joined 05-13-09, id: 1933976, Profile Updated: 09-18-16
Author has written 11 stories for Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, Hogan's Heroes, Babylon 5, Quantum Leap, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

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Jules Verne has always captured my imagination. Some claim a few of his greatest stories are lost to the English-speaking world because of terrible translations that survived a century. Fortunately, there are qualified experts diligently working to rectify that situation. Laughing at the atrocities of the translation is being replaced by laughing at the subtle humor Monsieur Verne weaves within his tomes.

I have a profile on An Archive of Our Own where I also post works under the same user name. I find the formatting is better preserved including scene breaks, which may alleviate some of the "choppiness" that readers on FFN experience.

Update: Taking a hiatus for a while. Old age catches up to a man. I'll follow the forums as medical recovery allows but won't be posting stories. Maybe young whippersnappers can write stories from cellphones or tablets but this old geezer needs a real keyboard. I bet you kids don't even know what is a Royal typewriter. Oh, how times have changed! In any event, the Stu Drive has temporarily failed and I don't have time to fix it.

Update #2: Back to work! Crack that whip. Recovery is going better than anticipated and I'm returning to work. Mister Scott found a great deal on Stu Drives through Amazon (a dime a dozen! must be a clearance).

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The Art of Knowing Nothing by last1stnding reviews
Facing another German defeat in another world war, Sergeant Hans Schultz reflects on his life as well as the prisoners he has guarded and lived with for the last few years. The war has changed them all, most particularly Colonel Hogan, in the Sergeant's eyes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
He Ain't Heavy by M. Vernet reviews
Colonel Hogan regrets convincing Kommandant Klink that the barrel of water from Norway being stored in the camp is actually from the fountain of youth, after he learns what it really is, heavy water for nuclear experimentation. Inspired by the episode, Go Light On The Heavy Water.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/29 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, Wilson
Past Transgressions by dust on the wind reviews
After forty years, the sleeping dog has been roused... Written for the Hogan's Heroes 2016 Short Story Speed Writing Challenge. Crossover with The Bill series 2.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4 - P. Newkirk, B. Cryer, R. Galloway - Complete
Hello, Officer Williams Speaking by Lucillia reviews
In Psi-Corps, there is a worse punishment than being transferred to the MetaPol station in Siberia. After an accident involving Bester and a can of paint, Sergei and his partner Ralph have pulled that particular punishment duty and are now stuck in an office that's roughly the size of a broom closet and forced to field all calls made to the fictional "Officer Williams".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - A. Bester
Secret Santa by vjs2259 reviews
Season 1. Main characters include Delenn, Lennier, Ivanova, Sinclair, Catherine Sakai among others. It's a while before Christmas but small miracles keep happening.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
An Uneventful Day by Primavera Rathbone reviews
Crackfic. Captain John Sheridan witnesses what an uneventful day aboard B5 is like. Thank God most of their days are eventful. Random guest appearances by random people...and random references to other episodes/inside jokes. Amusing nonetheless. Enjoy!
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - J. Sheridan - Complete
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Hogan's Trek reviews
Captain Christopher once again time travels to District XIII, intent on making Klink a hero to the Fatherland. It's up to Kirk to stop him from altering the timeline. The sequel that no one wanted.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, R. Hogan, W. Klink
Star Heroes reviews
It was a simple war until an unidentified flying object crashed in District XIII not too far away from a certain POW camp.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3 - J. Kirk, R. Hogan
Well Blow Me Down reviews
Beer, women, music, and raising a few marks for the Winter Relief. One shot. A short story in response to a challenge. "Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch!" I think I was kissed by a moose!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Spitfire reviews
A simple one shot when new prisoners arrive from the 332nd Fighter Group, Kinchloe's former unit. Includes a supposition as to Baker's arrival.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 3/20 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, R. Baker - Complete
Hogan and the Monster Grimm reviews
Hogan investigates a failed mission by another operation and fears the Underground might be compromised. Things start to go awry in District XIII. If he cannot uncover the traitor, the end result is a firing squad.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/19/2014 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz, A. Burkhalter
Quantum Heroes reviews
A switched leap lands Al back again in 1945, this time in Stalag 13. It's up to Al and Sam to set right what once went wrong and save the Unsung Heroes from the firing squad.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23 - Sam, Al, A. Carter, R. Hogan - Complete
A Narn, a Centauri, and a Minbari walk into a bar reviews
A curious trio and a bad bar joke. One shot. (Rated T because hey, it's a bar.).
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - J. Sheridan, Vir, Lennier, Na'Toth - Complete
Methuselah reviews
One Shot. Sheridan meets a stranger under strange circumstances. In the process, he learns something new about the Vorlons. "Let me undergo the peine forte et dure, for I stand mute before you. You have no jurisdiction over me." Updated 01/03/16.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2015 - J. Sheridan, A. Bester, OC - Complete
The Wolf Pack reviews
As Sheridan watched the news, he considered his options carefully. So-called rogue military units reportedly allied with alien forces intent on subverting Earth. He understood corrupt governments used misinformation to deceive the public. What would he do if such an alleged unit arrived at Babylon 5? Updated 12-30-15, with thank you to FFN user Lilliana and Officer Williams.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - J. Sheridan, M. Garibaldi, Z. Allen, A. Bester - Complete
Nemo's Flag reviews
As the Nautilus readies for launch, Prince Dakkar chooses his motto, flag and nom de guerre. (A short prequel.).
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Captain Nemo/Prince Dakkar, OC - Complete
Nemo the Avenger Under the Seas reviews
While not in the habit of picking up castaways like driftwood to add to his collection, Nemo reluctantly accepts a new passenger when his first officer is distressed to find a drowning woman in the sea after an encounter with a warship. Introduction by Professor Pierre Aronnax. Inspired by Jules Verne and his amazing adventures.
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Captain Nemo/Prince Dakkar, Conseil, N. Land, P. Aronnax - Complete