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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,862 - Reviews: 24391 - Favs: 6,346 - Follows: 6,433 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
After Hours by Edward's Eternal reviews
A late, anxious patient. A compassionate nurse. What happens when comfort becomes something else?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,219 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/9 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Student Body by drotuno reviews
When Bella's subject drops out of her experiment with less than two months left before her thesis is due, she panics. In walks Edward Cullen, best friend and fellow med student. Staying clinical may prove difficult when things get personal. Rated M ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
The Age of Innocence by pattyrose reviews
On the eve of the Second World War, young Isabella has been taken from all she knows and is now stepdaughter to one of the richest men in America. Spending her summers in Washington State, she's unaware that this is where she & a young boy will find their fate, where childhood friendship will mature into the fiercest love: a love that must endure the end of innocence. Rated M. E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 392,641 - Reviews: 8815 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,259 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Few Tables Away by drotuno reviews
Edward spent most of his life trying to be invisible until he got to college. All alone, 3000 miles from home, there's only one person he wishes would see him. His Library Girl, just a few tables away. AH/Rated M/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,805 - Reviews: 5518 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Complete
The Man Next Door by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** When Edward Cullen is released from prison, 18-year-old Bella becomes fascinated by her new next door neighbor. But is this strong young woman strong enough to handle his past? ** MAY TO DECEMBER ROMANCE CONTEST ENTRY ** #2 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs ** #7 in Top Ten Completed Fics for ALL of 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,684 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom by MeetTheMateContest reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harvest Table by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, an executive under a great deal of stress, has the sudden need to get out of the office. Driving aimlessly, she finds her way to a country market and meets the charismatic stock boy, Edward. But is there more to Edward than meets the eye? Can he help Bella figure out there is more to life than money and business?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,232 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man Behind the Mask by drotuno reviews
What you see isn't always what you get. By all appearances, Masen lives the life of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. He's living the dream that has turned into a nightmare because his life - and his reputation - is not his own. There must be more to life than tour buses, groupies, paparazzi, and slimy record producers. AH/ExB/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,035 - Reviews: 5050 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Sea Salt by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Describe yourself in three words. That's how I found myself beside the ocean, with sea salt tangled hair, sun kissed by a boy who showed me the answers. The boy in the shadows. The boy in the shade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,550 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bull Rider by Edward's Eternal reviews
Bella's an exemplary student who enjoys her part-time job at the University, helping with event days; except when she has to deal with one particular sponsor. Edward Cullen runs the most popular country bar in the area. Handsome, charming and cocky, he only has eyes for one member of the student body. Can he ever make her see beneath his façade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,911 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5468 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temptation by TalesOfTwilight reviews
Edward Cullen thinks he has the perfect life; a good job, a great apartment, brilliant friends. That is until his best friend Emmett, asks can his 21 year old sister stay at their apartment for a while. Edward can't help his attraction to her. She's smart. She's funny. She's beautiful. His head says he must stay away from her...But his heart says give in to temptation. EXB. LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Bella, Edward
Mr Stats and the Bingo Boinker by bornonhalloween reviews
A casino is no place for an actuary, but when Edward promises his mother a trip to Foxwoods for her 60th birthday, he has no choice but to suck it up. When fate seats Edward next to a full-time bingo player named Bella Jean, will luck be a lady tonight?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14819 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 7,006 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cotton Belt by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
I won't supposed to fall in love, especially with a boy like him. But when it happened, I took the whole damn town down with me. I soon figured out, falling was the easy part. (ExB, Rated M)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,779 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10629 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
21 days by 2old4fanfic reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is exhausted. After weeks in Africa helping to treat victims of the Ebola Virus, she just wants to go home. When she arrives stateside, her welcoming committee is a squad of military police, sent to escort her to a federally mandated 21 day quarantine. She has no idea how those 21 days will completely change her life. B/E AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,510 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lottery of Life by IBACULLEN reviews
Bella has been blessed with the finer things in life. She has always been focused on what she has and never understanding that money doesn't buy you everything. It will take one stupid bet and a homeless man to teach her what really is important in life. Can Edward get through to snobby Bella Swan and show her what she has been missing? AH HEA Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,138 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Wishes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Birthdays are special—especially when you're five. What special wishes does Teddy Cullen hope come true this year? And why do his wishes involve a certain dark-haired lady from the park?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,715 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 419 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 17947 - Favs: 4,860 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13366 - Favs: 17,102 - Follows: 12,043 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reroute (A Departures futuretake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I chuckle because I may talk a big Pearl Jam game, but I was raised on the Beatles, and she is straight up massacring that song. If it were anyone else I'd be heading for the opposite end of the house, but it's Bella, and really I just want to be near wherever she is." (EPOV; written for the 2013 Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 9013 - Favs: 5,979 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Party by compass54 reviews
Bored Edward meets refreshingly honest Bella. A frustrating day of moving house turns into a night at a birthday party, where bare chests, ouzo and strippers become a recipe for falling in love - a short bit of fluff as a birthday present for Heather Maven. E&B AH Humor/Romance Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bold Gestures by SexyLexiCullen reviews
"Young women can act silly, but men... Men make bold gestures." I opened the trunk for Bella. The man inside ended up on the pavement. Bella's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. GangsterWard. *1958.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,233 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 233,203 - Reviews: 15602 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 4,675 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 320 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz reviews
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH. Two-times winner of The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week Poll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,139 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 205,525 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10333 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5304 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Angel by TwistingTwilight reviews
When Bella Swan has a fatal accident, she's given a special mission which she has to complete before she can cross over to the other side. Her mission? Edward Cullen, a man who's life has taken a turn for the worst. Bella must save him, and as she starts to save him, he begins to save her too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,895 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belong by Ho Hey Contest reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Too Much Too Late? by MrsK81 reviews
Having spent years waiting for her Mr. Right, Bella is finally getting the wedding of her dreams & a job opportunity of a lifetime. But life is never that simple & soon she is in way over her head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,826 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3439 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,130 - Reviews: 6533 - Favs: 4,114 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lacrimosa and Honied Pomegranate Seeds by GothicTemptress reviews
The leaking whispers of secret desires beckon the gods of antiquities to Bella's awakening. Edward embraces the myth of Hades & Persephone ... together strangers engage in a thrill-seeking erotic fantasy of risk & discovery. More than stocks are exchanged on the busy trading floor - Award winning One Shot exploring sexual fantasies regarding public sex, kink & risky business!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 374 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Second Son Of A Duke by For3ver Immortal reviews
Epilogue posted! Completely alternate universe. No vampires, but lots of Edward and Bella. Lord Edward is the second son of a duke and on one mistaken night, his fate and the fate of a Viscount's daughter is forever intertwined. Set in 19th century London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,048 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 9,272 - Follows: 3,741 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11454 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brighter, Appease, Venture by Rochelle Allison reviews
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 9189 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7510 - Favs: 10,624 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proud: Fictionista Witfit Prompts Winter 2011:2012 by jennde reviews
Based on Fictionista Workshop's Witfit prompts. There's nothing quite like a man who works with his hands for a living. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 109,910 - Reviews: 5267 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twenty Pictures Edward Cullen Took by Taneva Rose reviews
Edward has a mind reading camera. This story is about what he sees. Or rather, what he doesn't. 2nd place winner at twilight post secret contest/now with ten bonus drabbles
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Collide by epicfate reviews
Can two seemingly opposite individuals truly find solace in the very offending nature of each other? A collision course is set, personalities clash and people collide. Sometimes the very best relationships start our as a complete and utter disaster.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,212 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3456 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23020 - Favs: 14,618 - Follows: 10,690 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Daddy by SuddenlySandi reviews
This is a satire of Edward as a religious man taking Bella as a third wife. She is not the innocent he believes her to be and she is determined to bring the real man into the open. AH story by SDFreeze
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3051 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5697 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5373 - Favs: 6,972 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5853 - Favs: 9,801 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,007 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 8,387 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Feeling's Mutual by the.woods reviews
Our foreheads touch and her eyes are narrowed directly at me. I lick my lips and smirk, whispering before plunging into her, "the feeling's mutual, Granger." (DM/HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete