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Writer and reader of different things living in the Southeastern United States. Unnaturally obsessed with the United Kingdom and take steps every day to accomplish my goal of permanent relocation to my favorite part of the world. I.love.it. I'd really like to be a writer living in London, perusing used book stores in equally as ancient (to my young American eyes anyway) buildings down Charing Cross, people-watching and drinking in Soho at the Nellie and The Toucan, shopping in Camdentown, and eating BLTs and drinking Strongbow with my wifey (my bestie...I'm not a lesbian...not really anyway) in Green Park. Maybe one day.

I swear a lot, but underneath the potty mouth is a very humble, nice, sweet person with a tender heart and soul. I'm a lover and I'm not a fighter. I hike, I clean, I cook, I write, I travel, and I spend way too much time with my cat and watching films. Oh, and I spend way too much money on music. My favorite word to say with an English accent is "Natalie." Sometimes I start speaking with an English accent when I'm drunk. I don't know why. I'm not intentionally being a poser. Speaking of, my favorite beers are Bass Ale and Boddington's. Heineken is good, too.

I'm a big fan of the characters in the Twilight Saga but the series itself tends to annoy me. I take issue with a lot of it. I guess that's why I love Twilight fanfiction so much. I'm pro-Saga through Eclipse but I am still in denial that Breaking Dawn ever happened. What a big, stinking hunk of literary disappointment. Sorry to those of you who liked it. It just wasn't my cup of tea.

I can't see anyone else as Edward besides the man himself, Robert Pattinson, but I don't lose my shit over him. He's just a guy...that farts. If you try to talk to me about his private life, all I hear is Charlie Brown's mother. Seriously. Don't know him, don't care. Leave me in peace in my lonely, quiet portion of the world that isn't obsessed with where he puts his #()$*#.

UPDATE:

I am officially "out" of this fandom. It's been wonderful and I've met a lot of great people, and some not so great. It was just time for me to leave. I have pulled my stories. I still am working on original fiction, and if you are a fan of my works, and see me around one day, please say hi.

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A Chance Encounter by erinlinn reviews
His agony defines him. His memories destroy him. Offered the chance to leave the misery behind, Ed knew it was better to suffer than to forget-the ultimate betrayal, abandoning Bella.He already did that once. He'll find her again. HE HAS TO. -icrodrigues
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,580 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15128 - Favs: 8,868 - Follows: 9,186 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9083 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
A Form of Escapism by flubbles reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,866 - Reviews: 4677 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6233 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 5,383 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6709 - Favs: 5,107 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14767 - Favs: 11,196 - Follows: 8,003 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 5,961 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4556 - Favs: 7,908 - Follows: 4,373 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camisado by Sophz456 reviews
They told her it was suicide. She didn't believe them. The mission? Maintain the cover, get inside and extract the targets safely. Simple, right? Bella Swan used to think so... until she met Edward Masen. E/B AH. Sequel - Heavy In Your Arms - in progress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,847 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8530 - Favs: 7,426 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far by twighlitFF reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping off the cliff in New Moon and Edward never returned. After 22 years, the Cullens move to Seattle for yet another fresh start and Edward winds up with yet another surprising lab partner... Bella's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,193 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6105 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17595 - Favs: 10,957 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5707 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14408 - Favs: 16,169 - Follows: 8,539 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4111 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Permanence by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9009 - Favs: 15,681 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete