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"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is life is 'never try'

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

MENtal Anxiety

MENtal Breakdown

MENstrual Cramps

MENopause

Notice how all our problems began with MEN

.Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Things I learned from reading Twilight;

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

"Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over." ;P

LUV U ALL!!

Look out for my new stories lol=P


Unfaltering Love:
Bellas Angel Wing Tattoos:
http://tattoodesignspictures.com/images/angelwings2.jpg

Bella's Wedding Dress:
http://www.finessefotos.co.uk/images/wedding_dresses_in_reading_berkshire.jpg


Kiss My Ass:
Bella's Pink/Purple Top:

http://www.lalalingerie.com/images/sexydresszippertoppurple.jpg

Bella's Pvc tights:
http://luannita.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/les-chiffoniers-pvc-leggings.jpg

Neon Blue Kawasaki Ninja:
http://bikereview.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/blue-kawasaki-ninja-250r-sportbike4.jpg

Bella's Studded Stilettos:
http://redtagcrazy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/steve-madden-brigght-300x300.jpg

Bella's Audi R8:
http://www.edopter.com/images_user/ideas/200802/1R8i3n

Bella's Hair Style:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9Zf_P9g6cuo/SHTaHTg5xOI/AAAAAAAAAVA/vhsrn7G5gtw/s400/longcor.jpg


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Blind Seeing by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Cullen's have just moved to Forks, there first day of school is boring as many. Until Bella Swan a strange girl who seems to avoid the people at Forks high, she is what as known as a freak. But how could she know of what the Cullen's are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,912 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink by FlickeringBeauty reviews
I, Isabella Marie Swan, Queen of the Plain People, definitely do not mix with a Greek God, a.k.a. Edward Cullen, my best friend's brother, and college boy. BxE ORIGINAL GOT DELETED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friend And I by FlickeringBeauty reviews
Edward and Bella are the best of friends. Of course, guys and girls can't just be friends, can they? One night night of passion, under the influence of alchohol, proves that. Rated M, Lemons coming unexpectedly soon. OCC Summary Changed!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Corrupting Innocence by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella has moved to Chicago with her parents. She lives a sheltered life much to her parents dissapproval. Then she meets Edward her new neighbour. Things heat up fast for Edward and Bella, thing is Bella is 19 and Edward is 29. Anger, forbidden love. heat
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hero of My Memory by Julianna03 reviews
On Isabella's sixth birthday a revenge crazed ex-criminal fulfils his plan of destruction. Fortunately Bella is rescued by a Beautiful stranger who disappears after. What will happen when the two meet eleven years later? Please Read! Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
To die by Tainted Grace reviews
Sequel from TO LIVE, 4 years after he burn every progress he made, 4 years after he left a brokenhearted behind, now he's back to fulfill his promise: "ill come back for you love". DARK EDWARD WARNINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,236 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Gladiatrix by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella's mother was killed when she was little, her father, a gladiator was at war. Now that Bella is 17 she is sent to Rome to fight the most dangerous men and tasks. when she's there she catches the eye of the Emperor of Rome himself Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lies by DieInSilenceX reviews
Sequel to Sacred. Charlie is still on the loose, attempting to destroy Bella. The Cullen's decide to try and take back Bella... Many things start to fall on Bella's shoulder's. Can she take it? Or will she fall, bringing Ren down with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faded by Bella's Bff reviews
AU: Bella Swan is faded. They changed everything about her. Little do they know, Bella's waking up from this nightmare. And she's taking back what's her's. She's changing back into the person she used to be. Herself. ALL HUMAN. EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
It Only Hurts When I am Breathing by cupcake-or-rangeman reviews
Edward and Bella had been best friends since Edward was 5 and Bella was 4 years old. That was until 2 years later and Bella just suddenly moves. What if Bella comes back 10 years later? All Human Disclaimer I dont own twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Turning Eighteen by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
He has gained a new life, the opportunity to be human, and a new chance to now turn 18. But will fate’s magnet pull him back to his true reality and finally push him toward his destiny to love? SEQUEL TO WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED, SO READ THAT FIRST! EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,334 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Last Call Of The Hour by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
SEQUEL TO: ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT Bella is FINALLY happy. She has her Sisters, and that's all that matters. But, baby, The Cullens are Back. I put it as Romance and Humor, but there's also drama!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Burned by MeheartEc reviews
3 years ago edward and bella dated, he cheated and she move to florida. she moves back to Forks and plays games on Edward and flirts with other boys,Edward is a player but still loves Bella. Will they find love again? OOC - updates regularly. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Break the Light by sylamesio123 reviews
She hasn't seen him for decades. He hasn't not thought about her for even more than that time. If they see each other again, how will they handle it, especially when they didn't even think the other was still alive. Or is alive the right word.Warning: OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen Shall Fall In Love by FlickeringBeauty reviews
Edward Cullen, playboy extrordinare. And little Miss Bella Swan, new girl, and definitely a smoking hot catch, will show him what love is like. Then, with the help of his sisters and and a ex of his, yank it from him. Except nobody anticpated real love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Interwined by sylamesio123 reviews
Girl is punk. Boy is popular. He loves her. They pretend they hate each other. Girl find's BF cheating on her with her BFF. Boy is dating girl's sister. Boy: Edward Cullen. Girl: Bella Swan. Throw it all together and you have got a big ugly mess of a year
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
So Many Guys, So Little Girls by Goose17 reviews
AU,Bella, her sister, Alice, and her cousins, Olivia and Danielle, get sent to an allboys boarding school in New York as guinea pigs, what will they do when they're dormmates are guys? [Everyone's human!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Why is everyone always leaving Me? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Bella never knew of Charlie,phil died of cancer,& renee a mugging at a gastation.Where 5yrold Bella meets the Cullens.She moves in with them,till shes 15,when cullens find outabout charlie and leave her, then the Cullens come to Forks when Bella is there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
It's Been 97 Years by xxxtwilightgurlxxx reviews
I haven't seen him in 97 years, when he left me. It's been exactly 97 years and now he's back. He never knew I became a wvampire ten days after he left me. Our paths haven't crossed in 97 years, and I'm not about to let that change very quickly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
The Dedication by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Edward never came back. A year later, Bella is the singer in the band Werewolf. Every song has the same dedication. “To the vampire who broke my heart and left me for dead.” What happens when Edward comes across a CD?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Teardrops on My Guitar by VivianBlood reviews
Edward leaves Bella for another vampire. Bella moves on and becomes a singer who is quite famous. For the past three years she's happy and content... Until Edward shows up in her life again with his new girlfriend. What'll happen? T for language. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Cheats and Lies by Vampireme reviews
What happens when Edward cheats on Bella? Find out! Jacob helps, but she get's changed. How does Edward feel when he comes back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007
Edward's Angel by SweetestDelusion reviews
Edward was sitting in a tree, when he glanced down a littl egirl was running from a man,and saved her, what if the little girl he saved was Bella. He brings her homw, what will happen? Will happen as Bella gets older?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
Return by vampiregothicpirate reviews
Bella gets changed in a suicidal attempt. she lives by herself and is depressed because her bronze haired angel is gone. what happens when Edward and his family come back after 80 years of thinking she's dead. R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Kiss My Ass reviews
Bella Swan, is teased everday for not fitting in. Edward Cullen, is the popular Jock who makes her life miserable. Bella leaves only to come back years later hotter than ever. Will she forgive Edward or turn the tables and make his life a living hell. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward