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Joined 05-14-09, id: 1934581, Profile Updated: 06-11-11
Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, Host, and True Blood.

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Name: Emma-Masen-Cullen
Age: 19
Ambition: To Become A Forensic Scientist
Passion: Wrtiting, Reading, Poetry, Sometime Art
Addiction: The Twilight Saga
Hate: Heights, Spiders, Fast Rides, Being Upside Down, Vegetables

Stuff About Me: Well, I weird. I believe in love at first sight and that love is blind. I believe in fairies and vampires and werewolves and ghost and other mythical creatures and legends because I believe there is still some magic is left in this world. I believe there must be other life out there because it is arrogant to think we are the only living thing in the universe. I like tomato sauce on sandwiches and cheesy old music. I watch a little too much TV. I love science but science cannot explain everything in life. I believe everything happens for a reason and destiny and faith and hope and fate. I like the little things and sunshine and cream cheese on toast and summer rain and flowers and singing and all the good things in life. Starbucks and muffins and chocolate ice-cream and blue smarties make my day. I love Henry Fitzroy and Edward Cullen...even if they are fictional vampires...wow, I must have a thing for fictional vampires. I still write my name with sparklers on Bonfire Night and too be honest I find it amusing. I take peoples opinions to heart sometimes and value the opinions of friends but most of the time I couldn't give a toss. I like walks in the park and autumn leaves and go out of my way to step on the one the look rather crunchy. I hate gravy and vegetables and really don't care if you no longer talk to me because of it. I like who I am and I like my life (most of the time). SMILES are fantastic) and cheer up my day. I want to chase the blue sky when its going to rain because rain is depressing. I'm opinionated, clever and quiet...I'm going far and have far to go. I think I need to live a little as well...lives just too short.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Emma-Masen-Cullen


Currently Unconpleted Work

When The Past Comes A Knocking: Chapter Sixteen In Progess
Bella's Journal: The Forks Years: On Hiatus
Torn Between You: On Hiatus
Glass Roses, Cellphones and Happily Ever Afters: On Hiatus
Office Rules: In Progress


I'm One Of Those Creepy Virgos
I'm Also Totally Team Edward!!
TWILIGHT IS LOVE


Linkages

Wanda's Valentine's Gift: here http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.80870693.jpg
Wanda's Valentine Dress: http://www.nexteve.com/images/D/F6403a.jpg
Bella's Journal: The Forks Years Fic Banner: http://emma-masen-cullen.deviantart.com/art/Bellas-Journal-The-Forks-Year-129597138
Bella's Red Dress Chapter 1 When The Past Comes A Knocking: http://www.prom-dresses2009.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/red-ball-gown-red-formal-gown-strapless-ballroom-dresses.jpg
Bella's Purple Dress Chapter 1 When The Past Comes A Knocking: http://www.onlygowns.com/dresses/cocktail-velvet-strap-dress-436.asp (but in purple)
Bella's Green Dress Chapter 1 When The Past Comes A Knocking:http://www.nexteve.com/images/T/F6342a_small.jpg


Favourites

Favourite Music: The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Anything 60's, Anything 70's, Most 80's, Headway, James Blunt, Katie Melua, Michael Buble, Barry White, Bass Hunter, BeeGees, Daft Punk, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Groove Coverage, Ian Van Dahl, Juda Priest, Take That, Wheatus, Jazz, Tracy Chapman, Sixpence None The Richer, Urban Cookie Collection, Queen, Van Morrison, Plain White T's, Nickelback, Smokey Robinson, Oasis, Norah Jones, Pink, Mika, Michael Jackson, Maroon 5, The Love Affair, Mark Owen, Lifehouse, Paramore, Muse, Linkin Park, The Black Ghosts, Mute Math, Iron and Wine, Blue Foundation, Debussy, Collective Soul, RPattz, Perry Farrell, Carter Burwell, The Bella Cullen Project, Radiohead, 100 Monkeys...

Favourite Movies: Twilight. Any Romance, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure, Fantasy...

Favourite TV Shows: All CSIs, All Law and Order, Silent Witness, Cold Case, Without A Trace, Waking The Dead, Midsommer Murders, Grey's Anatomy, House, Doctor Who, Torchwood, New Tricks, Bone Kickers, Bones, The Mentalist, Heroes, NCIS...

Favourite Books: The Twilight Saga, The Host, Prom Nights From Hell, The Blood Books...

Favourite Food: Chinese, Chocolate, Coco Pops, Haribo Cola Bottles

Favourite Drink: Diet Coke

Favourite Colour: Orange

Favourite Animal: Bird

Favourite Singer/Group: Paramore, The Bella Cullen Project, 100 Monkeys, Robert Pattinson...

Favourite Author: Stephenie Meyer, Tanya Huff...

Favourite Actor/Actress: Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene, Bruce Willis, Kiera Knightly...


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books? A Month

Who introduced you to the books? My Sister

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? My Sister Has Them All, Then I Bought Them

Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the New Moon movie? New Moon Movie

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character? Charlie and Billy Black...it's a toss up

Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Jasper

Who's your favourite female vampire? Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? '"Fall Down Again Bella?" "No Emmett, I Punched A Werewolf In The Face"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Isle Esme, The Meadow, Pretty Much Everything :D

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? NONE

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? "I Think She's Having Hysterics, Maybe You Should Slap Her", "How Apposed Are You To Grand Theft Auto?" and The Kidnapping Scene

What was your favorite adventure/battle? The Race To Save Edward

Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all? Favourite Books Of All Time!!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon? Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse, Hasn't Got As Much Jacob In As New Moon, I Want To La Push Jacob Off A Cliff

Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight

Are you more excited about New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun

New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Jacob, So I Can Have Edward. Unfortunately Thats Not Possible So Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward? Edward

Bella or Jacob? Bella

Bella or Alice? Alice

Alice or Jacob? Alice

Rosalie or Alice? Alice

Jasper or Alice? Jasper

Jasper or Edward? Edward

Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper? Hard One...erm...Jasper

Emmett or Jacob? Emmett

Bella or Rosalie? Bella

Esme or Charlie? Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle

Charlie or Billy? Charlie

Jacob or Sam? Jacob

Sam or Quil? Quil

Quil or Embry? Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires of course!

(I commandeered this from Popular Galinda, changing it a bit seeing as Breaking Dawn and The Twilight Movie are already out)


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~ Post onto your Profile if you are a true Twilighter/Fanpire ~

(I feel like I'm at Brownies for the first time, with my three middle finger held up together in the air. I feel like I shoult be wearing black shorts with braces attached to them and a white t.shirt with a black bagde on it which reads "Fanpire" in red and a hat on my head which is also black which reads Twilighter in white...oooo I think I might draw that :D )


Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I HATE kids so I MUST be unethical
I LOVE diet soda, so I MUST be anorexic


List 10 favourite twilight characters in random order:

1) Edward
2) Alice
3) Carlisle
4) Jasper
5) Esme
6) Emmett
7) Rose
8) Aro
9) Nessie
10) Jacob

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
Esme/Jacob….No, could be good…

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Carlisle is damn hot…one of the best Twilight scenes is when he walks through those doors… drools.

What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
If Emmett got Edward pregnant? Hahahahahahaha, I’d laugh lots and be a bit weirded out.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Yeah, read a few, usually Nessie and Jacob ones, read a good one where she dumps him for Nahuel

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Rose and Alice, maybe not, shopping buddies yes, dating no.

4/8 or 4/9?
Jasper and Aro or Jasper and Nessie…neither to be honest.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?
If Rose discovered that Carlisle and Aro had a secret relationship, nothing much would happen, tell everyone probably and comfort Esme

Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fanfic
Emmett/Alice. Emmett had always made fun of Alice but she always loved him. What happens when one day, Emmett suddenly disappears? What happens when she enlists the help of a certain Jasper Whitlock-Hale? Will she stay with her bully, whom she loves or let her emotions go and runaway with the mysterious Jasper? Read on to find out. (NO STEALING ME SUMMARY I’M USING IT)

Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic
Edward/Esme. Mother, Dearest.

What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Jasper seducing Edward, easy, use his power to make him fall in love with him.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7/9?
Rose/Nessie….No.

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?
Jacob...a "Who Let The Dogs Out?" Remix


Peace Out Peeps!! xox

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Can You Look At Me Now? by Mrs.JWhitlock-Hale reviews
Three years after Bella's horrible break up with Edward the Cullens come back and things are not how they used to be and wont be the same again. Alot of things have changed. Life, Love, and Lemons to come.JasxBella,EmmxRose,Alicex?,Edwardx?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,340 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Little Angel of Forks by jmolly reviews
Angela's life changes forever after a chance meeting with E & B in 2009. There's nothing like having a surrogate big brother who's a vampire, and thinks you're his Little Angel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,523 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Angela, Edward
Death Touch by CrzA reviews
Bella Swan one day stopped talking, eating and sleeping. She never told anyone what happened. Her parents decided to take her to a psychologist. What happens when the doctor is Edward Cullen himself? What if Bella isn’t normal? R&R OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Flowers and Best Friends Intwined by No love for you reviews
AH One-shot Story from when Edward and Bella were 4 years old to the age of 17 - best friends to lovers. ExB Oops, I know. Where it says "...and Bella, closed his eyes..." it's supposed to be Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews
Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imperfectly Perfect by BittenBee reviews
Edward Cullen is a shy, scholarly historian at the University of Cambridge and Bella Swan is a quiet art restorer looking for love. A Valentine's Day gift for Kitschisme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I need you now by HAtreehouse reviews
Instant attraction and sexual charged air sends two stangers on the ride of their lives---with each other. Edward and Bella make clothes fly, walls crumble, and you will never look at a pogo stick the same again. This is a O/S for The Public Loving Cont
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Then Came You by sshg316 reviews
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. More like always the friend, never the girlfriend. The eternally unlucky Bella Swan is an unwitting matchmaker and a magnet for soul mates ... for everyone but herself. Fluff. AH. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Still Love You by hitntr01 reviews
He heard three rings and an answering machine and this is what he heard, "If you're calling about the truck I sold it, if it's Tuesday night I'm bowling...PS, if this is Alaska, I still love you." Based on the song Austin. Songfic and most likely Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Greatest Story Ever Told by jennaloohoo reviews
Will one song and dance be all it takes for the relationship to change between two friends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye by Arabella-x reviews
They were never reunited in New Moon. Now, Bella's 88 and dying. Edward wants to say goodbye. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Power of your Actions by awesome purple monkey reviews
It was an ordinary Friday for Bella Swan. Never would she have imagined how crucial that day was to her and Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I've Had the Time of My Life by TCD reviews
Jessica and Angela dragged Bella to a party. What happens when no one other than Edward Cullen turned out to be at that party? Started as fluffy One Shot, now compilation of several One Shots of their relationship based on love songs. AU. Rated T. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Circle One by TactlessChessur reviews
When Bella starts her first year, she meets Edward Masen, a boy with a strange approach of asking things. One-Shot, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Earning Redemption by ColdComfort4 reviews
It's the first day back after the vote in New Moon. Edward and Bella struggle a bit while getting back into their normal routine. A little one-shot of angst and fluff. Healing Takes Time in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Push Pebbles by teabizarre reviews
The only rocks missing were the ones from La Push. It was the one place he couldn't go. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emotion by Portrait reviews
Short stories dealing with various characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Maria, Jasper - Complete
For You I'll Die by Strange Hearts reviews
Bella returns the Cullen house after walking around listening to songs that her cousin had given her. What happens when one of those songs speak to her in more ways than one? And what happens when someone else hears her sing it? No Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The TA by wuogkat reviews
Bella has spent the past four years since the Cullens left studying. She finished her bachelors degree early and is looking forward to graduate school until her first day when she looks at her roster and sees two familiar names.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Verdeaux Celebration by ebhg reviews
Pattagne, Verdeaux is celebrating the 350th anniversary of the Cullen family's reign. Prince Edward has little to look forward to until he meets the new US Ambassador's daughter. AH/AU example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phone Calls by Justine Lark reviews
Something terrible has happened to Bella and Edward, and Charlie's the poor sap who has to tell Renee. A post-BD, canon example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
With Your Kiss by Sic Et Non reviews
Can one kiss change your life? At their school’s annual carnival one perfect kiss is about to change two lives for the better. One-shot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running Into Walls by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella is an outsider, a dreamer, not trusting people because of her past. When Edward meets her, he is determined to break through the walls she has build. But can he bring some reality into her fairytale world? AH. Rated T. BxE. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minibusted by jmolly reviews
After Alice puts a risque engagement photo of Edward and Bella in the paper, they attempt to lie low from the gossips by taking a trip to Niagara. Little do they expect a busload of human friends to join them. UE Series #2.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unforeseen Events by jmolly reviews
Getting carried away results in a huge amount of embarrassment when E/B are interrupted by Charlie. Watch out for Dads with guns,and vampires with cameras. They'll be the death of you. UE Series #1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Theory by AlternativePunk reviews
A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awe by Bee Lovely reviews
When he held her in his hands, Ian O’Shea thought that she was beautiful. Canon. One-Shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Happy Birthday by Miles333 reviews
It's Edward's birthday, and Bella decides to do something special for him, against his wishes. Alice, of course, is the mastermind behind the scheme. Takes place after BD. E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Rowb's Tales Of Twilight And Hilariousity by TweedleBugQueen reviews
A collection of the things Steph didn't include in her books, the funniest memories that the gang has experienced.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's PMS by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella gets taken care of by her favorite vampire family when mother nature has her going crazy. Read and review. One-shot... for now.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jealous? by x-Fanpire-x reviews
Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Year Reunion by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
Edward never came back,but Victoria did.She turned Bella. Now, 50 years later, Bella works at a vampire nightclub. One night, 5 new vampires come in. What happens when they recognize her? Will Bella let the Cullens back into her life? Or has she moved on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body or soul? by I'm Beth reviews
Remember when Wanda asked Ian if he'd still love her if she was in a boys body? hmmmm. . . rated T for. . . certain scenes. i don't want to give anything away. not AU.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Where No Vulcan Has Gone Before by Nate K reviews
Spock tries his hand at something a little different, with some decidedly illogical results
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Rides the Beast by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Wanda and Ian embrace the final act of love that will bring them together--sex. The morning after, her many names make Ian and Mel laugh and Wanda blush when she learns what they're thinking. Oneshot Lemon WandaxIan
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
After Deep Dark by RealTears reviews
Love stories about Henry and Vicki starting with the day after episode 22. New chapters added as they come to mind. I sincerely hope that you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.. Thank you BETA READER for all your help.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2008
Simply Dazzling by EdwardAddict reviews
Cuddling up with the scrumptious-smelling Edward gives Bella a great idea. Why not bottle his scent and sell it? Just think how much happier the women of the world would be! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
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When The Past Comes A Knocking reviews
Bella, now a strong and powerful vampire, is a singer at the club Fangtasia, owned by one Eric Northman. She is happy now; life seems to only got better for her. But what happens when the past comes a knocking? Bella/Sam M Bella/Edward
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella
All That Jazz reviews
Bella is out celebrating the publishing of her new book with her friends. Alone at the bar she meets a charming man who sweeps her off her feet. But is he all he claims to be? What is he hiding? What will happen as the night draws on? AH. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insecurities and Misunderstandings reviews
Bella and Edward fight about immortality, it gets a little out of hand and Bella tells Edward to leave. Are Bella's assumptions correct or is it all just a bunch of Insecurities and Misunderstandings? Or is it too late? Set after the vote in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All For You reviews
“I would give it all up, this life, everything I have, just to be with you.” Isabella Swan is Forks Highs most popular student, Edward Cullen is Forks Highs nerd. Today was their final day of High School; will appearances keep them apart, even now? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Congratulations reviews
After an argument with Jake, Bella left. She now has a pefect life with her husband and two children when Jake calls out of the blue. What does he say to once they finally meet after all these years. AU. AH. Bella/Edward Onesided Jake/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bella's Journal The Forks Years reviews
Edward is watching Bella sleep, as he does every night. But tonight he stumbles across a myterious book that happens to be Bella's diary. Will he read it? What will happen if he does? Does Bella find out? Read on to find out...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Not Without You reviews
Bella jumped off the Cliff & the worst outcome happened. Now, Edward can't live in a world where she doesn't exist. Now the Volturi have his life in their hands...will he get his wish & join her in bittersweet death? Or do the Volturi have no compassion?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward - Complete
Looking For Mr Right? reviews
Bella has had enough of men, forever abusing, using and being disappointed by them. This is her thoughts on love, relationships and men. For anyone who has been treated badly by love or just likes angsty fics. B/E B/Jake B/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Glass Roses, Cellphones and Happily Ever Afters reviews
A Modern Twilight Twist On Cinderella. Bella is treated badly by her stepmom & her siblings when she "meets" a mysterious boy, named ToBeMe on a chatroom. They decide to meet at the Ball. Will he be her happily ever after or another disappointment?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
All That From A Pair Of Beautiful Blue Eyes reviews
Ian has planned the most perfect, first Valentines Day for Wanda, but Wanda has a surprise of her own for him. What could this surprise be? What could possibly bring him to tears? Read on and find out.... Ian/Wanda obviously :D
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
To See How The Other Half Live
James, Victoria & Laurent are Volturi scholars documenting both species. Aro sends them to document the Cullens choice of lifestyle. But what happens when they meet Bella, does all hell break loose or is it the push needed to try walking on the wild side?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Victoria - Complete
Get Out Of My Head reviews
Rosalie's day just seemed to go from bad to worse. She doesn't want a certain someone probing her thoughts & she needs someone to talk to but not her family. What happens to her? Who does she turn to? Angst/Humor/Friendship. K bit of swearing. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Essence Of Perfection reviews
Edward's gone out hunting and Bella's left alone, bored. What happened when Bella's imagination get going, what is the product of it? Read on to found it :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desire
Short Poem About Jacob's Desire For Bella, Wanting What He Cannot Have...Just A Spontaneous Thought I Got From A Quote A Friend Wrote... Hope You Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Torn Between You reviews
Full Summary Inside. Bella is the new girl at Forks High who has a secret admirer, yet Edward Cullen is also trying to win her heart, what will she do when she falls from them both, how will she choose between them, if she can?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella
Emmett's Speciality Coke reviews
Part 5 in the Bad Emmett series. Emmett has to baby-sit Bella to redeem himself, but fun plans take hold involving making Bella a special glass of Coke. Funny but K for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Explanation reviews
I thought when reading Breaking Dawn that the reason why Jacob loved Bella so profoundly, and the reason why he would do absolutely anything for her could be explained, and this is it…my theory of Jacob’s love for Bella. This isn't a Jacob/Bella pairing.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Elevator Escapade reviews
Part Four in the Bad Emmett Series. Emmett Elevator Giggles and Fun... But what happens when the rest of the family find out... Giggles are definitely included :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Email reviews
Part Three of The Bad Emmett Series. More giggles. But this time, Carlisle isn't the target of Emmett's boredem...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Joke reviews
Part Two of The Bad Emmett Series. Sequel to "Emmett Is Bad." Emmett tells a joke which Carlisle doesn't find very funny. More giggles!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett Is Bad reviews
The First Of The Bad Emmett Series. Emmett's been a naughty boy at Walmart. But what has he been up to? Read on to find out! Contains giggles and an angry Carlisle. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete