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Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 of plepoe can.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.

I actaully write real published books and I'm working on a good one.

WHAT BOOK SHOULD I UPDATE THE MOST CAUSE I CAN'T GO ON THE COMPUTER ALOT AND I ONLY GO ONCE EVERY FEW DAYS!!

My favourite color changes day by day just like Bella!

I HATE CHOCOLATE!!

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”Eeny meeny miney mo, in which car shall we go? Alice’s Porsche or Edward’s Volvo? Eeny meeny miney mo."

I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen." , replied the congregation.


AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you you think Edward is freaken HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile. (read it, it's cool and annoying at the same time, and also a bit funny)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X (I was totally punked with this one :D)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,

who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,

who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,

who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,

who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile(i'm not the only one)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (yea, so much its sad)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile ( I do it all the time, don't feel bad! C:)
If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (or ever).

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, fanpiremari, Katherine-Flynn, 2insanepeople, Drifting.Through.Black, Lovenyx125

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

(\)_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

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l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my hear fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfil spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Lovenyx125

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I f you wish you could have a big brother like Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal. Then post this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile

(star-y thing-ies!!) random!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?


Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

You think I’m strong. I’m not.
You think I’m brave. I’m not.
You think my life is perfect. It’s not.
You think I’m perfect. I’m not.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

of the tree

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

FOR THE GIRLZ

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


The Lovers

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss

1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.kiss on the lips

5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:
The Three Steps

1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare
.

Article 3:
The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:

1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though
we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

This is one of the saddest things ever! If you care, put this in your profile.

this poem is sad it is about child abuse is a bad this that alot of children in the world have to deal with put this on your profile help make a differnts to help the children that have to deal with being abuse.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight and New Moon at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight or New Moon. You give your teachers Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas. When you see a box labeled "Forks" at a restaurant you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward does. You watch the show Moonlight and imagine Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward. Submitted by fans: You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You get so excited when you see somebody else reading it, you have to talk to them even if you don't know them Almost every conversation you have with your friends leads back to the ever lasting Edward vs Jacob debate You get so mad at Edward for not just changing her into a vampire already you slam the book shut and throw it on the ground You then have to pick it up again seconds later, just to finish the epilogue Your friend finally decided to read it, just so she could keep up with the conversations Your guy friend hasn't read the books but has heard you talk about Edward Cullen so much, he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series You got so mad when your mom's friend didn't return the book right away after you lent it to her, you had to go get it from the library Your mom calls Edward Anthony and you wont speak to her for 3 days (actually true) You have and entire notebook for the Twilight series (I have one, complete with playlist, quotes, fan art, and fan fiction) You have categorized your friends into Twilight characters, replacing everyone but Edward (Face it: No one but Edward can be like Edward) Your favorite font on your computer is Edwardian Script You go to a relative’s house for the holidays, only to refuse to socialize until you have finished the book in the series you are on You stop asking to go to the beach on vacation, and instead ask to visit Denli to look for Tanya and the Cullens You ask your boyfriend to dye his hair “bronze” When you get all freaked and worked up cause your substitutes name is Mrs. Cullen and wonder is she has a son or relative named Edward. When you dec your myspace out in Twilight stuff and quotes! Your parents make you angry by trying to change Edward's name to Eddy or the Edmister Your science teacher knows your boyfriend is giving you Eclipse for your birthday While waiting for your boyfriend to give you Eclipse for your birthday, you cheated and went to the school book fair multiple times to read it and got to page 147. At the book fair your science teacher came up and said you couldn't just sit there reading the book, especially since you weren't supposed to have it yet, so you stood up and read it walking around instead. In art class you are making wood sculptures and you make a mountain lion because of Edward While making the sculpture, you talk the entire period using only quotes from Twilight You keep a dry erase board in your room and have a daily quote from Twilight,New Moon, or Eclipse You don't talk at lunch because you are too busy reading. You are considering taking a picture of your friend's hair and sending it to the makers of the Twilight movie,saying that they should mimic it exactly for Edward's hair color. You love Edward more than your boyfriend The back of your notebook cover is absolutely covered in quotes from Twilight and you are upset because you cannot continue on the inside of the cover because the pencil won't show up You no longer sleep on a normal pillow, but on one that has arms because it sort of feels like Edward holding you You kiss a wall and pretend it is Edward. On the back of your music for chorus, you create acrostic poems for Edward Cullen Your friend (who hasn't read the books) knows enough about Edward that when you are stuck for the second "D" she gives you the word dangerous. When your grandmother came to visit, you read her all of Twilight out loud in 6 days When playing luck games or games with dice, before rolling or spinning you say " I am betting on Alice." You have a eclipse poster, a flower a red ribbon, and a drawing of Edward and Bella taped to the side of your dresser. You have smelled your copy of Eclipse and you think it smells good You wore a tight fitting black turtleneck to school and when your friend asked why you were so happy and why you liked it so much you said it was because it made you feel "vampirey" You and your friend fantasize about being vampires While reading, you constantly look at your picture of Edward When you are in your room, you wake up your computer so you can look at your wallpaper When your boyfriend dumps you, you are okay with it because now you can focus on Edward When your father asks you what you are doing when you go upstairs to read, you say you are "going to spend some time with Edward." On the bus, you are known for being capable of reading 2 pages of Eclipse in 1 minute, then being able to complete the sentence off the pages. It doesn't bother you in the slightest that on the bus everyone calls you the book freak. You are proud of the title You doodle "I Love Edward" all over your hands and arms with sharpies not caring that when you write on your self you get ISS (in school suspension) You won't let you own mother read the books, even though you keep talking about them to her. Someone asks you what you want for Christmas and you reply, "Edward Cullen please!" You're in the car and stare out the window looking for a silver Volvo or an old red truck (maybe even a yellow Porsche) You're on a walk and you notice that your hands are kind of white and grin but when they return to regular color you feel like crying You didn't talk to your mom for three days because she thought that the whole vampire thing was overdone Your cousins get mad at you every time you see them because you won't stop talking about the Twilight series Every night you wonder what Edward is doing and then get sad because you know that he is with Bella Your friends get mad at you because you won't stop talking about the Twilight series when you're supposed to be working on a group project You write Twilight quotes all over your math notebook Your teacher yells at you for talking when you were discussing how hot Edward is with you friend who is also obsessed with The Twilight series You describe Edward, Jasper, and Emmett to your cousins and ask them which one they would actually date ( I didn't tell them it was from Twilight though) Your cousins ask you to describe what your 'dream date' looks like in you mind you describe Edward and then add that Edward isn't your dream date, he's your future husband You and your also obsessed friend talk about how hot Edward is so much that a boy in your class hears and asks who Edward is and you reply "He's only the hottest man on earth" then add "Well, not exactly, but he is very close" trying not to say that Edward is a vampire. You kiss the cover of your book copies and tell everyone that they are your bibles You growl at anyone who touches your books You talk to the books in attempt to get a response from Edward You think about all the ways your boyfriend isn't like Edward and you get mad You cry because you don't have an Edward in your life Going to the bathroom for any reason is now called having a "human moment." You're saving money so you can take all your friends to see the movie You've named your puppy Isabella Rose Your mom has to remind you that the book is fiction You still think Twilight is real You get into fist fights with your little brother over what a real vampire is To make up to your brother you watch Vampire Secrets on the history channel and laugh at the company's stupidity You plan on buying a motorcycle You plan on going to Washington U Your mom takes away your books She grounds you from all things vampire You just go borrow your friends You recomend Twilight to the school librarian (Whom you babysit for) to get the books You have full fledged conversations and arguments over the books with said libarayian You let your Lit. teacher borrow your copy of Eclipse Your classmates make fun of you and said teacher for being so obsessed Everyone in school knows that you'll let them borrow your copy of the books You got your Nana and Aunt hooked You got your copy of Eclipse the day it came out You clean off the chair in your bedroom so Edward can have a place to sit(it is a rocking chair so that kinda makes me wonder) You refer to your friends as Alice, Jessica, etc. Your friends refer to you as Bella You get into arguments with a friend about whom is more Bella ish You win the argument by saying that since you're a veggitarian you only have to right to be in love with other veggitarians And since you are squimmish enought to puke at the sight of blood. are clumsy enough to somehow get your hair stuck in a window, and have brown hair instead of red you only fit the character perfectly You make fun of people because they haven't read the book You're driving around, distracted from thinking about Edward, run a red light and get side swiped. You and your boyfriend (who's is kinda jealous of Edward) plan a trip to Forks, Washington, hoping that there will be an Edward there for you. When your screen-name has something to do with Twilight. You and three other friends decide your going to morph into one and become Bella and go find your Edward. (true story!) You have gotten your teachers reading the Twilight series, and saying Edward's hot. (all the teachers are married!) Your mom read twilight and said it wasn't anything special, so you yell at her when she won't read new moon or eclipse. (this really happened) You and your friends favorite quote is "I do love me some Edward!" Your mad at your family when they won't let you name your new kitten Edward Cullen. You don't want them to make a Twilight movie, because all the Cullens (especially Edward) won't be even close to their true perfection. You check this list every day to see if new things were added. You forced a male friend into reading Twilight by threatening to turn him into a girl and put a video of it on YouTube. You nearly kill said male friend for calling the book boring, normal, and too descriptive. You and your friends are in a current feud over who gets Edward. You then decide to try to get rid of your obsession and find it IMPOSSIBLE. You are working in a "haunted play" and you HAVE to be the vampire and then get mad when you realize that you have to be an evil vampire AND have to wear fake teeth. You act out the parts in the book as you're reading it for the fifty millionth time. You are very angry that you can't buy the books (I'm poor) so you can hi-light, like, every single line. Then you realize that the book is way to sacred to be hi-lighted. After reading Twilight you wrote suicide letters from Bella to her parents so she could stage a death and force Edward to turn her into a vampire. You are trying so hard to find golden contacts and make yourself paler. You get mad at your friend for calling you a blonde. You then decide that you are both blonde and brunette, SO you have more fun AND Edward likes you better too. You are planning on filling your new iPod with the playlists on StephenieMeyer.com, Debussy, and Linkin Park. You use a notecard as a notebook so you can write down funny quotes that you like. You read list and thought, Oh, I'd never do that, and then you go and do it the next day. You throw a wedding shower for Bella and Edward. You wore black all throughout the time you read New Moon to show that you were in mourning for Bella. You want to break Jacob Black's jaw. You pass out with excitement when someone announces that Stephenie Meyer will be in town. When you notice a canary yellow Porsche, which make happens to be a 911 turbo you go into hysterics and the people in the car with you just stare at you. When your friend's sister bought the book because it "sounded interesting", has had it for well over a year, hasn't read it yet and you're planning on stealing her copy because it's too good to gather dust. You keep trying to convince your friends that they HAVE to read these books although you know they won't...you keep trying. You plan on getting the Bella, Edward, and Jacob tattoos from the New Moon SE permanently tattooed on your body. (And you design equally fancy ones for the other characters to get.) When the series in finally done you plan on getting the title and below it the book cover tattooed down the center of your back...for every book. You're driving your friend crazy by asking her where she is in the book when she's had it for two weeks and she's not done yet (trust me, she gets mad) You get depressed when you think that if Twilight were real, you would just be another Jessica to Edward. :( You get uber-mad at your mom when she reads Twilight and New Moon and says that they were fine but "just for teenage girls." Helooo. Everyone should read them! Including guys- they can take a lesson from Edward. You dress up as all the characters of Twilight at midnight. When you heard there was going to be a Twilight movie you got so excited you broke a chair(actually happend) You make the Cullens, the Swans and the Blacks on sims. You name your pet rock Edward You name the squirrels in your backyard after the characters You are laughing crazily because you have actually done most of the stuff on this list You go out and buy a space heater You yelled at Edward when he left, and you wouldn't talk to him for a week You always use Edward as an example on tests You look up Edward in the dictionary, and scream when you find out theres a half page of Edward's. You sign your emails Edward's biggest fans You stay up every night in case you might see the midnight sun You sometimes wonder during school what 'Edward is doing now' You almost cry (or actually do) when you read a spoiler for Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn by accident For your Halloween costume, you wear a pale foundation; gold contacts; dark circles under your eyes; fake vampire bite-marks on your neck; and a/an (take your pick out of these) I Love Edward Cullen/Edward Cullen's Mate/Edward Cullen's #1 Fan/Runs With Vampires" T-shirt (I'm considering doing this) Whenever you're about to do something stupid that you don't want to do, you do it anyway to hear Edward's voice in your head yell at you (purrrr) You get really mad at your sister when she borrows your paperback Twilight copy and returns it with the corners dog-eared and in worse shape (this happened to me - I actually couldn't see straight when I saw what she did to it!) You take EXTREMELY good care of your Twilight series books You doodle characters from Twilight during school hours (the people sitting around me were asking me what I was drawing repeatedly) You get upset with your sister who has read Twilight and liked it, but wants to skip New Moon right to Eclipse because Edward's not in it (you can sympathize, but New Moon is important!!) and you told her all about it (that was before she read Twilight and was interested) You glare at your sister when she tells you to hurry up and finish Eclipse You're already giddy that your hands and feet are always freezing, but it's not good enough so in the car/bus/silver Volvo you roll down your window, turn on the AC (NOT JACOB) and try to get your body as cold as possible. That would be me... When you think up of new things for the characters to say/do in certain parts of the book. When you get a mental image of what you think is going to happen in the next book after you read first chapter at the end of the last book. And you know that will never happen but you still like the idea. You print out this list and highlight the ones you've done. You talk about Twilight so much your friends' mothers are reading it now. You skip you dinner break during band camp, wearing a Twilight shirt and glitter to get your Eclipse book. When you go to get Eclipse the saleswoman recognizes you for begging for a midnight release party for Eclipse. You screamed in Barnes and Noble when receiving your copy of Eclipse During band rehearsal you start reading Eclipse and freshmen ask you if its summer reading and you say no. But it's on your personal summer reading list! During band camp you talk about how sexy Edward Cullen is and one of freshmen ask you who he is. All your friends yell at the kid saying "OMG NOT AGAIN! LOOK WHAT YOU DID. YOU GOT HER STARTED. NOW SHE WON'T SHUT UP!" You and your twilight fan friends fight in the middle of rehearsal over edward. Calling each other 'homewreckers' and start slapping each other's face You argue on which days you can own Edward. All the days got mixed up you just decided to clone Edward. You're watching The Price is Right and when a guy named Edward wins the showcase, you cheer loud enough that all your neighbors hear it. When your friend goes on a trip, you tell her to 'find an Edward Cullen for me.' You videotape yourself sleeping to see if you talk about Edward You saw the Bella handbag at Forever 21 and had to buy it. The playlists that Stephenie Meyer makes for her books are the only songs you listen to. Your music style has suddenly changed from girly pop to only the bands that are listed on Stephenie Meyer's Myspace. After reading Eclipse, you petitioned for your school (or house) to get air conditioning, just in case you didn't seem enough anti-Jacob You check StephenieMeyer.com twice a day for updates. You went to a plastic surgeon to see if you could get a heart-shaped face and bigger lips. You made shirts for you and your boyfriend: yours says Bella and his says Edward The second that Twilight and New Moon went on your school approved reading list, you got excited because you had a reason for your mom to lift the grounding on all books by Stephenie Meyer You will now only read books with black and red on the cover You asked your school counselor if they could make a class dedicated to the Twilight books. When one of your friends said that she liked Jacob, you refused to talk to her for a month. You spent all summer indoors (so you wouldn't tan) and denying yourself sleep (to get those perfect dark circles). When people see you the first day of school, you say that you are going for the 'vampire look.' You look up and the suction tip you are supposed to be holding in the person's mouth is no longer in there because you were daydreaming about Edward! You carry all three books with you everywhere in a shoulder bag even if you have crutches because you have a broken ankle,(yes I did this, and still do) You hear Edward and Bella in your head all the time and you actually take advice from them (me) You have fantasies where Edward and Bella appear in your room and they have to stay at your house, and Edward keeps laughing at your spastic thoughts :( Your mom gets mad at you when you can't stop babbling to all her friends about the books. You actually read all three books out loud (including Eclipse) to your best guy friend, You then scold said guy friend for not being like Edward. You have a compulsive night routine where you kiss a drawing of Edward, spray your pillow with sweet perfume, and then listen to music that reminds you of the books before going to sleep. You've read all three books more then you can count. You name your charcters in a video game after the characters in Twilight. You answer clothing surveys, you answer everything twilight or Edward Cullen related, just so they will hopefully put Twilight clothing items in the store. You create a person on Barbiegirls.com, that looks exactly like Alice, topaz eyes and all. You believe your friend when she says her cats are vampires. You cat sit for her and then suddenly yell out "YES, BITE ME!" to her black cat with yellowish eyes (true story). You have an alter ego named after a Twilight character. (I named mine Edward! Shows you how cool I am...) You squeal whenever Edward's name comes up in the book, and by now, people are used to it. On Halloween, you wear designer-looking clothes, whiten your teeth, leave dark circles under your eyes, make sure your super pale, and go trick or treating. When people ask who or what you are, you roll your eyes and say you're a vampire...obviously! You get paranoid whenever you're around your friend, James, thinking he might all of a sudden throw you across the room, breaking every bone in your body. You practice your snarling. You talk to your friend about how much you love Edward, and when they say why they can't have Edward, you growl and then say they can have someone else. (I did this with my friend. She asked that, if I got Edward, who could she get. XD, I immediately said Jasper.) You compare one of your drawings of the book cover to the actual cover itself and start to cry when you didn't get the angle on the arms right, or the apple wasn't big enough, or the stem of the flower was too skinny, etc. You go to bed and before you fall asleep, you gasp silently to yourself and run to the window to see if Edward's there. You jump for joy when you look through your old band music and see the song "Claire de Lune". (I did play this song in Grade 6, it wasn't nearly as good as hearing it done professionally.) In Auto body class, the teacher says you'll be given your own car to examine and tinker around with, and you immediately request a Volvo. You've started to dress like the characters. You attempt on making some random super big dude with dark skin angry, in hopes that he'll explode and grow fur. You buy dozens of CD's and arrange them in your room exactly as Edward has. You match every song you hear to Twilight, including disco songs such as Funky White Boy. You have your Eclipse poster from New Moon, hanging by your bed so every night you can read the quote before you fall asleep. Your e-mail name is Isabella Swan. Your little sister slapped you because you've been talking about Twilight to much When you offer the book to your ten-year-old brother. When you go to sit on Santa's lap, you ask for an "Edward Cullen." You mark your favourite bits of Twilight with post-its as you read so you can automatically flip to whatever quotes/scenes you want to read each day. Or alternatively, you've already memorized the pages. You log on to Stepheniemeyer.com at the 59th minute of every hour, just so you can get the satisfaction of seeing there is one less hour to go until the release of eclipse. You've asked your mum or dad to get a job at Barnes and Noble so you might be able to get your copy of Breaking Dawn extra early, too. As soon as you finished Twilight, you ran out and bought every Linkin Park album in the store, although you never liked them before. You then sit and listen for the next 3 hours, trying to figure out which songs Bella would've liked. You start taking ballet lessons to try and walk more like Alice. You've started walking lopsided because you're always walking around with 2 hardback copies of Twilight and New Moon in your already heavy, one shouldered schoolbag. If you can't find some sort of relation to Twilight/New Moon in the lyrics of a song, however faint, you immediately hate it. If your name is Bella, you swear you're not going to marry anyone unless their surname is Cullen. So you can be called Bella Cullen. You surprise your mother, who has been nagging at you to read literary classics for years to improve your english, by eagerly reading Wurthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, and Romeo and Juliet after seeing them mentioned in Twilight. You fail your English Lit exam, because in your essay you accidentally kept referring to Romeo and Juliet as Edward and Bella. You try going a week without sleeping, to see what it would be like to be a Cullen. You've faked an illness so you can go to hospital and see if there are any Carlisle lookalike doctors. You nearly hurt the saleswoman the first time you purchased New Moon by viciously ripping it out of her hands. You nearly got arrested for shoplifting because you were so delighted with your copy of New Moon that you grabbed it off the shelf and ran out of the store to run home as fast as you can and read it, forgetting to pay. There is a sacred place set in your room for your Twilight books. You buy all your friends copies of Twilight/New Moon for their birthdays. When your friend emails you from abroad to ask how your holidays are, you launch into a 50 minute rant about how much better vacation would be if Edward were here. Just like Bella, you constantly forget to breathe when Edward gives one of his perfect crooked smiles (because you can imagine it perfectly in your head). You've heard a new guy called Edward is coming to your school, and you've already devised a foolproof plan to seduce him and make him your boyfriend. There's a boy called Edward, Jasper or Carlisle in your class, and he's asked you multiple times to please stop stalking him around. You're now as pale as the Cullens, because you've spent all summer doing nothing but re reading Twilight and New Moon on the couch. Your English teacher asks why you keep spelling your name Stephanie with an 'e', like Stephenie Meyer. Your friends stop calling you to ask you to hang out, because your reply is always 'Can't. Too busy. Rereading Twilight.' You could get a scholarship to Oxford or Yale if the Eng.Lit text was on Twilight. You keep a little journal of all your favourite Twilight quotes/perfect songs to fit the fandom. Your boyfriend and your pet names for each other are 'lion' and 'lamb' Calculus suddenly doesn't seem that terrible anymore... You no longer use make up to cover your under eye cirlces; rather you embrace them, knowing you share at least one similarity with the beauties that are Alice and Rosalie Cullen. Your English teacher has asked you to please stop naming every single of the characters in your creative essays 'Edward' or 'Bella'. When someone mentions the words Twilight, Edward, Bella, Cullen or Vampire, your friends instinctively all plug in their headphones so they don't have to listen to the impending 40 minute speech about how much you love Twilight coming up. You don't play the piano, but you've listened to Clair de Lune so many times you figured out how to play it through listening. Right now, your mind is whirling with ideas for your next Twilight fanfic. You don't want to go to sleep because you're scared Edward won't be there when you wake up. Your little sister knows the names of the characters. Whenever she sees the name of a Twilight character, she says, "Hey look it's Edward!" (or whoever it is) You have an Edward that follows you around everywhere, talking to you, touching you -- and only you can see and hear him You don't care when you tell your boyfriend you're in love with Edward When you break up with said boyfriend he thinks it's because of Edward You don't talk to your mom for a week because she won't read Twilight You squeal at every silver Volvo you see Every time it rains you think of Twilight When you re-read New Moon you skip from when Edward left until he comes back Your mom is sick of you calling her Bella. Your dad is sick of you calling him Edward. You have uncontrollable fits of laughter every time someone says something funny in Twilight. You refuse to read New Moon (again) because it causes physical pain when Edward leaves Bella After reading Twilight you start to wonder if your cat is a Vampire and you try to get it to bite you so you can be a vampire and go find Edward. Your nieghbors come home from vaction wondering why after you took care of their dog it now answers to Bella instead of its real name. You get made at your friend because she's had your twilight book for almost a week You're thinking about buying a new copy for yourself and telling here to give you 9 bucks You have hour long phone conversations focused entirely on Edward You know you'll be pacing around the house on August 7th waiting for them to deliver Eclipse You start talking about twilight out loud to yourself You've already got your neighbor and your neighbors daughter anxiously awaiting the arrival of your Eclipse book You have found enough time to read all the personal correspondence Q&A's You convince your parents to name your new baby sister Isabella. You see the car name of "Eclipse" and you gasp a little and become giddy. You actually get showered and ready for bed in a rush because you think that Edward will be waiting for you. You get dissapointed when he's not there to watch you sleep. You pretend he's there any way. Sometimes while reading Twilight you look up from the book shocked to find you're not in Forks and you don't actually remember were you are. Every night a few minutes before midnight you get on StephenieMeyer.com and watch the countdown to Eclipse get one day closer. You know your obsessed with Twilight when you keep on playing hangman endlessly until you find Edward's name. When you randomly walk into a church and pray to Stephenie Meyer with your copy of Twilight that you bring everywhere. When you dream about having one wish and that one wish is that Twilight was reality and you were Edward's "mate" When you read New Moon out to your mother and then made her read it from the very beginning (Twilight) You almost kill said mother when she calls Edward "feminine" When you almost kill, (again) said mother for trying to psycologically analysing Edward (HE CAN'T BE PUT INTO ANY CATAGORY) When you realize that every thing you've ever written and dreamt of will never compare to Twilight at all When you want to take calculus because it's on Edward's timetable even though you argued with your teacher that you hated it. When you get embarrassed about thoughts you have because you never know who could be 'listening' You practise closing your mind so if you came across an Edward he wouldn't judge you When you break up with your boyfriend because "it's not sexy to sleep, you have to watch me" (this was told to me by a friend) You've played the Hangman on this site so many times that you know all the words by heart and you feel really proud about it . You at first loathe Rosalie, but when she apologizes to Bella, you start to like her You drive to school on an icy day, thinking to yourself the whole way there if Edward will save you from an out of control van When you almost get hit my a van, you freak out when Edward wasn't the one who saved you You want to go cliff diving You constantly imagine how seductive (XD) Edward smells You've spent countless hours drawing anything Twilight/New Moon related When people ask you what you want to be when you grow up, you immidiately say you want to be a doctor... who's also a vampire You get dizzy when you smell blood You get nervous if you go into a ballet studio You spend however much time needed picturing what the Twilight character's look like You hate Dracula movies When you're sitting at home reading "the book" on halloween (you finished trick or treating) and a group of kids come to your door, they're all wearing those awful vampire costumes, and you reluctantly give them each one half of a small chocolate bar. When they pout, you tell them "if you sparkle in the sun, I might consider giving you seconds." You want to/or about to go to Brigham Young University You're determined to learn how to play piano, even though you have no musical talent whatsoever. You redecorate your room to look like Bella/Edward's (personally, I prefer Edward's) You don't eat your lunch and when your friends ask, you say "I just had my share of an irritable grizzly" You try to run as fast as you can (faster, even) in hopes that you could be as fast as a vampire You're desperate to have freezing skin You want to have the graceful dancer's walk like Alice has... ...psh, you just want to be graceful! You constantly remind people that vampires don't burn up in the sun, don't sleep in coffins, etc. You run away from anyone with crazy red hair. You write Me+Edward=You threaten to kill your friend if she gets New Moon before you... You've read all the outtakes and Midnight Sun twice at the very least. The Eclipse quote of the day is your MSN pm. You get mad at your friend when you tell her your theory that Bella's hallucinations aren't just that, they're because Edward truly is looking after her and your friend laughs and tells you otherwise. (yeah my friend did that) Harry Potter 7 used to be the #1 book you had to get this summer... now it's Eclipse! Harry who? You and your friend have complete discussions about what will happen next in the book/series You also have discussions about who would be perfect to play Edward in Twilight the movie. You will cry if it doesn't become a movie. And then you decide that the only reasonable person to play Edward is Edward himself. You have Twilight induced dreams... You talk about those dreams... In gym class you wish you were a vampire so you could run faster. And then you remember you have something in common with Bella if you suck at gym. You start laughing uncontrollably when Tyler comes to Bella's house to take her to the prom. You want to go to Italy even more now! You want to be a vampire for Halloween but don't think it would be possible to get a costume... You want to almost die so one of the cullens will turn you into a vampire. You actually like the song Clair de lune by Debussy. After reading the book you could make connections to the book and real life all the time. Your "I can write really well" ego gets bruised when you even look at the books. After getting your mom obsessed with Twilight, you decide to get your friend's mom obsessed, too. And you constantly have intense conversations about the pain experienced when Edward left. (wince) Whenever you and your friends talk about Edward, your voices get higher and higher until your words are nothing but a squeal, and everyone around you stares at you like you're total freaks. Your name on MSN Messenger is 'I (heart) Edward'. You read Twilight and New Moon over and over just so you can be with Edward. When you see a vampire costume at the store you ask the store manager if you can burn it because that's now how real vampires look. You find yourself wondering what Edward's snarl sounds like. You hyperventilate when you're reading about James and Bella in the ballet studio, even though you've already read that part about a million times and already know exactly what's going to happen. When your friends ask you what you've been doing all day, the only honest answer you can come up with is "Thinking about Edward." Your mom's reading Twilight again and you bug her to hurry up so you can read it for the twelfth time. You're afraid that if you don't read Twilight over and over again you'll forget what Edward looks like. When Edward leaves in New Moon, you develop the same hole in your chest that Bella does and often find yourself gasping for air. Your new dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R, even though you really don't know what that is. You start calling everyone by the characters' names. You name your pants after Edward. You shout Edward's name everytime San Jose is mentioned. You want to kill your friend Emily just because her name was mentioned in New Moon and yours wasn't. You are planning on getting a passport for you birthday in case you have to go save Edward (I have actually explained this concept to my parents. Apparently I explained it well too! I am getting one in November! lol) You have asked you Grandmother/family member if you can name her next dog Emmett because it just sounds right (mine said yes :) You also look for houses that could be Charlie's house or the Cullen family's house. You were super excited when you found out that there might be a Twilight movie. You might have even squealed. When you realize you either don't look like Bella or are too young to play the role of Bella, you became super sad. You imagine yourself playing the role of Bella anyway, even if you don't look like her or if you are too young. You spend a lot of your time on Stepheniemeyer.com. You spend even more time reading and/or writing Twilight fanfics. You're about to die waiting for Eclipse to come out. You try to force your friends to read Twilight, and if they refuse or seem uninterested, you become upset. You're always looking up actors and actresses who could play the characters. You lose focus in class because you're daydreaming about Edward. You subconsciously write, "I heart Edward Cullen" all over youre notebook. When you go swimming, you stay under water too long because you forget you have to breathe because you're not a vampire. You take your books with you everywhere you go. You almost cry when you forget your books when you go on a long trip. You're thinking, "Ha! I would never forget my books." You pretty much loathe all other books about vampires. You made a playlist to go with Twilight and/or New Moon. You're convinced Edward and the Cullens are real. You're convinced to go to Forks, Washington and prove it. If anyone with really pale skin who is good looking walks by, you follow them to see if they sparkle in the sun. You might've yelled at your New Moon book when Edward left. Sometimes you hate Bella because Edward is her boyfriend and not your's. You often don't realize how sad that is. You brush your teeth way more than usual because you want your teeth to be as shiny as the Cullens'. You're hinking about Edward right now. You have made your friends read them and they in turn fall in love with them also, then you all name each other after characters and then you hear of people who actually have the rare names (such as Esme) and then hate them without even knowing them. Your new favorite colors are black and red. You threw away all of your fake vampire teeth from Halloween... Edward would not approve of wearing those foul things! You get New Moon and read it during first and second period instead of taking your finals. You read New Moon in two hours flat, taking painful breaks from the gripping story to write the quadratic equation and solve for X. You look up from your book and realize that it might be the best book you've ever read. You take into consideration that you read three books a day. Literally. You spend three hours a day thinking about what powers Bella is going to have. You jump for joy upon hearing that Stephenie is a mormon, because you are too. You stop speaking to your friend because she doesn't like Twilight. (Note: this happened to me. I will never understand her, and all of our socialization is about as friendly as Lauren to Bella.) You pity your friend Lauren for her name. You plan on naming your daughters Alice and Isabella. You are motivated to write a book of your own, but only end up writing fanfic, because no love story can compare. You've made your homepage on your computer StephenieMeyer.com You freak out at your mom when you tell her you can't wait till august for Eclipse to come out, and how much you love Edward, and she blankly stares at you and asks two things: whether or not you have a boyfriend she doesn't know about named Edward (yeah, in my dreams) and what's Eclipse? Your best friend's family friend knows you're literally in love with a fictional character named Edward Cullen. When June 20th comes around you give everyone Cullen cookies and birthday cakes. AND send many bulletins on MySpace wishing him a happy birthday. You see a Newton Bar and immediately freak out and think of Mike Newton. You look for people in the mall that look like characters from Twilight... and then you ask if you can take a picture with them. You see random people and then say to youself, hmmmmm that person looks like _ from Twilight. You dream about Edward and yourself in a meadow. You sleep with Twilight under your pillow/next to you. You want to kill Bella so you can have Edward. You wish on a shooting star for your b-day that you can become a vampire or make Edward come alive so you can marry him. You read so much fanfiction that you have to read the book between fanfics because you get confused what is in the book and what isn't. You get butterflies in your stomach when you don't have your book with you. Anything anyone says you relate to the book! Your eating lunch with your friends at a nice restaurant, and tell them, "Well, it's no irritable grizzly..." You name all of your fish after characters in Twilight the day after you read it, naming your favorite ones Edward and Bella, and your least favorite James and Victoria. You don't start reading the book until 10:30 p.m. and stay up until 5:00 a.m. on a school day, not realizing how late you were up, because you couldn't even look at the clock you were so into the book. Your friends have to tell you to stop talking about Edward. Your friends have to constantly remind you that Edward is NOT your real boyfriend. Your friends also have to constantly remind you that your name is NOT Bella. You start thinking of ways you could somehow meet a guy exactly like Edward. You decide Edward is a real person hiding from the world, and then you are convinced to go on a world wide trip to find him. Your actually in love with Edward. You giggle when Edward says something funny in the book. You get butterflies in your stomach and say 'awwwww' when Edward says something sweet to Bella. You talk to your book while your reading it, and everyone thinks your crazy. After you read Twilight, a copy from the library, you go back to get New Moon, and someone else has it checked out, and you consider asking the librarian who, so that you can go to their house and strangle them, then steal the book. You actually do ask the librarian who has the book. But they wouldn't tell you... You want to fall in love with a vampire. You decide vampires are real. You want to be a vampire so you can fall in love with a vampire. You want to somehow be magically transformed into the world of Twilight. As the role of Bella, of course. You start crying everytime you read the story because you wish your life could be like Bella's You spend all night searching through galleries and making Twilight related wallpapers. You convince yourself that you must stop re-reading Twilight in school because Edward makes you feel that your boyfriend is inferior. Somewhat. When you're bored you tend to visit SM.com and read the FAQ or Extras over and over. You're insanely jealous when you find out that August 7th is your friend's birthday. You and your friend plot to go to Forks to kidnap Edward. You have your copy of Twilight open in front of you as you're typing this. No matter how many times you've read it, you laugh for a long time at Tyler's stupidity and total obliviousness. Some characters constantly remind you of people in your life. At certain points in the book, you just have to stop and sigh, wishing just one more time you could be Bella. When you've finished reading, you get random urges to hug people. Preferrably Edward. But as that sadly isn't possible, you walk over to your boyfriend and give him a big hug, and he's curious as to why. Because he's read the book, but is nearly as oblivious as Tyler. You growled at someone for trying to take your Twilight/New Moon book. You listen to the song "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" by My Chemical Romance and you automatically think of Edward protecting Bella. You squee at the thought of anything Twilight related. You just squee'd. You constantly search Twilight, New Moon, etc. on Google. You've submitted more than 3 of the obsessed things. You freaked out when your friend had your copy of Twilight for 3 days because then you couldn't read it for the millionth time. Your friend who you haven't seen in 3 years and who lives half way across the country knows your in love with Edward Cullen. Your friends know how to make you mad by saying Edward is gay :( You write on your guy friends hand you love Edward Cullen. People know every detail about Edward even though they have no clue who he is. You actually got yelled at by 6 of your friends at the same time for talking about Edward. You have talked about Edward so much that you actually lost your voice. You make your mom read Twilight. Your mom becomes almost as obsessed with Edward as you are. You call your cat Emmet because he attacks things. You went to all three book stores closest to you on May 5th, just to find the special version of New Moon with the first chapter of Eclipse, and yelled profanities while leaving each of those bookstores without the book (since it was sold out. GR!) You can't help whisper "do you want me to bolt the door so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk" as you walk through the door of your prom location. You forget that you're in your school lunch and don't remember until the person you're sitting with closes the book Twilight to get your attention. You then respond by glaring and convincing yourself it's better to NOT bite their hand off. You and your friends speak of what type of vampire you want to be. Your friend carries a vial of her blood around her neck and you want to do the same. You read New Moon the whole time you are in the keys for spring break. Your mom thinks you are on the phone under the covers on a school night but you are actually using the light on your cell phone to read Twilight. When someone talks about a friend or family member with one of the characters names, you give them the third degree about whether they're REALLY as old as they say they are. You smile or blush when you look at a map and see Carlise, PA or Rosalie, NE or even Cullen, VA (my personal favorite). You chased down the entirety of BOTH playlists and decided to make one of your own afterward. You taught yourself to ride a motorcycle by thinking of the clutch as a live grenade. After you do a header into the mud, you wonder why your Edward hallucination didn't tell you how stupid and reckless you were being. You toss in Twilight/ New Moon quotes at every opportunity. Your parents ignore you when you rant about Twilight. They're used to it by now. You refer to writing a fanfic as "making your own drugs." You submit "You Might Be Obsessed" suggestions- and every one of them is true for you! When you are reading this the book is sitting in your lap with your arms wrapped around it. You have to write your obituary in journalism class and in the obituary, you say that you married Edward Cullen and your kids names are Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett. When you see a reference to Bella and Edward in a fanfic you immediatly giggle with glee. And post a comment about that said reference. You convince your boyfriend to read the books and get him addicted. He gets so addicted that he thinks New Moon sucks cause Edward left. You're the editor of the yearbook but you neglect your duties the day before a huge deadline to look for new posts on the BaE.com forums and submit things to the site. You accidentally get a friend in trouble for obsessing about Edward across the room. You draw comics of Emmett totally beasting a bear. You show your friend who's into Linkin Park the acknowledgments in the back of New Moon. You get very excited when you read the acknowledgments in the back of New Moon and see several of your favorite bands. You obsessively read the first chapter of Midnight Sun during your Media Assistant elective under the pretense of "doing work". The only time you leave the house without a copy of one of the books is when you go out for dinner. You spend several hours on the couch, silent, reading New Moon when you first get it and surprise your sister's boyfriend who had heard that you were very talkative. You stay up till 2 on a school night because you just have to finish re-reading New Moon and/or Twilight. As much as you want to, you can't bring yourself to skip any part of New Moon, even to get to Edward and you get very anxious, although you know exactly what's gonna happen next. You've memorized a very long quote of Bella's and constantly scare your friends by reciting it at top speed. If anyone tries to touch a copy of your books, you slap and fight with them until they leave. StephenieMeyer.com is one of the sites you check several times a day just to see if there's any new news. You read the Q&A on the Eclipse Prom over and over again although there's no chance you'll be able to go. You analyze the lyrics to your favorite song and try to relate them to New Moon. And manage to get it to make sense. You and your friends plan to go to Barnes&Noble on May 5th just to read the first chapter of Eclipse in the special edition. In the likely case that it's in plastic, you're planning on buying the special edition just to have your very own copy of the mini poster, the tattos (which you plan on plastering all over your forehead), and to be able to see the first chapter of Eclipse in print. You want to plan an Eclipse party. You plan on going over to a friend's house to make shirts that say 'Real Men Sparkle'. When you hear a quote from Twilight/New Moon, you can tell the exact page and scene it is located in. Your teachers constantly have to take your copy of New Moon away in class because although you've read it 10 times already, you just have to read it again. You spend a whole night reading the Extras and Outtakes from the books and looking for Twilight fan sites and neglect to do your homework. You read the Extras and Outtakes while listing to Linkin Park. When your friend is reading it, every time you see them you ask what part they're at and go on to discuss what just happened and why. You write book reviews for a class on both books and discuss in length why you love Edward. You convince your school librarians to read and get them hooked. You end up discussing the books with the school librarians. You convince the librarians to get Twilight and are excessively happy when you see several copies of that and New Moon on the shelves. You give up your month's allowance so that your mom will bring you to the bookstore and buy New Moon just days after you finished Twilight. Your real boyfreind doesn't even get weirded out anymore when you call him Edward (hey, it's not the real thing, but we can dream right?) You write "GO EDWARD" on everything within a 10 mile radius. People only know you as the "Edward girl". You bought a copy of Twilight just to look at it after you finished reading your friend's. Almost all your friends have now read Twilight. You plan to marry your book. Your teachers are now reading Twilight. You once wanted to be tan, now you want to be really, really pale. When your friends ask to meet your boyfriend, you shove Twilight in their faces and yell, "He's right here!" Your copy of Twilight is so battered that most of the pages have fallen out, and instead of throwing it away, you give it a proper burial. You cry at the burial. Constantly. You talk to Bella more than you talk to your mother. Edward, Bella and the rest of the Cullens have taken over your dreams. You actually think about changing your name to Bella when you turn 18. You actually change your name to Bella when you are 18. You name your kids after Twilight characters. When you finished Twilight, you cried. When you heard there was a sequel, you paraded around the house for twenty minutes. You find yourself wishing you were a vampire. When you have sudden happiness or sadness, you search for Jasper. Deja vu reminds you of Alice. You can answer yes to any of these questions. Pro-wrestlers remind you of Emmett. You asked that blonde doctor at the hospital if his name was Carlisle Cullen. You want a summer home in Forks. If anyone says, "the book" you automatically think of twilight. You wake up at night wondering if Edward is watching you sleep. When you read or see Snow White, you think of Esme. Your favorite website is a Twilight fan site. You think about getting an Audi, because Edward would approve... Whenever you see one of the cars mentioned in twilight, you look inside to see if Emmett or Jasper or anyone else might be hiding in there. You notice that you look a little bit like Bella, and wonder if someone might mistake you for her... Whenever you hear people in the backgrounds of commercials with sooth, pleasant voices, you shudder and think of James. Your friend jokes about stealing your book and you yell at him. You name your pet after a twilight character You write I Love Edward on your cell phone banner You constantly talk about Twilight You're constantly on fanfiction.net reading the Twilight stories. You go through withdrawl when your friend has your copy of Twiligt hostage You love a character from the book coughEdwardcoughcough You try to force yourself to have Twilight related dreams You buy Debussey:Greatest Hits and Linkin Park cds because Edward and Bella like them. You have all kinds of Twilight avatars When someone asks who's Edward and Bella(refering to your avatar), you jump into an hour long description of the book You talk about it constantly so your friends will read it and then you have someone who knows all those inside jokes You write fanfics You adopt topaz as your new favorite gem You always find small things that make you think about Twilight and then you go into a major daydream about Edward :) When you begin to believe that vampires actually exist When you enjoy the fact that you think vampires exist When you think of the best characters to play the cullen family and bella if your school had a twilight play and cant stop looking at them and get jeolous for no reason at the bella look alike When you meet the perfect boy and wander if he could be a vampire... You hope that Stephenie Meyer is a fortune teller and is telling the story of your life and replacing your name with Bella Swan You scribble down "Edward Cullen" so much that you have to hide your evidence so that your parents dont question because his name is too precious to be destroyed When you are in the middle of a reasonable book and have to stop so you can re-read Twilight for what seems like the one millionth time When you are reading it for the one millionth time still get affected by it the same as you were the first time When you fight with yourself to not read any spoilers of new moon but give into the closest but safe temptation. When you get sad every night because Edward isn't laying on your bed and waiting for you When your in the middle of your English exam, and it says the name "Edward" on your example and you get butterflies in your stomach and waste 5 minutes fantisizing "what if he walked into this very english room"...then later on in the English exam...it says something about being pale in a book quote and Immediately picture Edward again. :waits another 5 minutes: You threaten your friend to read faster; he's had the book going on 2 days and is on pg 45...I read it in one sitting. You have written something about Edward on everyone of your Geometry worksheets. You're grades dramatically dropped after reading Twilight, due to thinking about it (Edward) in class. Teachers, friends, random people know you as" the girl w/ that book" because you carry it around in school, work, home..etc. You have a vampire/Twilight related nickname. You've tried to convince your parents to let you go to Forks. If you didnt have to even convince them...they just said, "okay, with who?" You swear that this one guy in school looks just like Edward, only if his hair wasnt black. I pic Edward w/ black hair anyway Teachers give you odd looks when they see you reading it...again...and again...x10 You dont know where your remote/money/coat/hw...etc is; but you know where your book is at ALL times. You suddenly listen to Classical music and/or want a volvo. doesnt apply to me; I listened to classical before hehe Imma oddball You're reading these nodding going "Uh huh, yep, did that" lol You've read the book 20+ times You put the Clair de Lune on your Myspace profile. You now have an obsession with the books Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility. You sometimes daydream that Edward is really in Forks, and just hiding from everyone. You sometimes think your daydream is true. Because you think this daydream is true, you now want to move to Washington. You check this Twilight group every 10 minutes. You now love mushroom ravioli. You say, "I wish guys could be more like Edward, " at school and everyone gives you the strangest look because they have no clue what you're talking about. You compare guys to Edward in real life. When you can't watch a movie in science without hearing "it was so hard to fight the urge to just once stroke his perfect face" in your head When you watch said movie in science with your arms crossed tightly across your chest When you find your self jelous of Bella for having a life that seems perfect while at the same time loving her When you find that every song you listen to has a hiddden meaning relating to twilight When you find yourselves insted of daydreaming - imagening twilight scenes and quotes When EVERY one of your binders/notebooks have I ¢¾ Edward on them. When you're going away on a trip (you of course plan to bring Twilight) someone asks you who your going with and you reply with "Oh, Bella and Edward are going to keep me company" When you can sit and read all 498 pages of the book in one sitting When your boyfriend starts getting totally jealous of your constant chatter about Edward When your boyfriend has to tell you to STOP reading him your favorite quotes over the phone When you have quotes written EVERYWHERE When you dream about being Bella, just so you can have Edward When some random stranger in Wal-Mart asks your name you tell them "Bella" or "Alice" When your favorite girl and boy names suddenlt become Edward and Isabella When your mother yells at you to stop writing I love EC all over your binder When your mother grounds you from reading twilight You cried when she went so far as to TAKE IT AWAY during your grounding! When you and your friend (who is also obsessed with twilight) play a game on the phone where you guess the part of twilight that they are reading from...and you always win. When the first thing that you do when you get a cell phone is take a picture of twilight and putit as you background. When your cousins know who Edward Cullen is but have never read the book, and know him as the character that you are madly in love with. When you ask your cousin to read it (welll actually force) and then refuse to give them your copy because its sacred. When everything and anything reminds you of Twilight, reminding you of Edward, and causing you to squeal, generator a bunch of stares from absolute strangers. When you here a song that absolutely reminds you of New Moon you start to screamand force yourself to learn all the words, and your sister stars at you like a maniac. When you talk to the computer when you are on the Lexicon due to a sudden urge of agreement and your sister thinks you are talking to yourself. When you are scared out of your wits of something, you convice yourself that if anything happens, you will definetly (sp) be rescued by Edward, even though he lives on the other side of the country. When your dad knows your obbsession over vampires. And mom. When everything on your MySpace is somehow related to Twilight. When you tell your parents that you want a Volvo, even though you really don't like the look of it that much. When you bought Wuthering Heights, just because Bella read it. When you want to go to Forks and are thinking of what reason to tell your parents that you want to go to Forks for, every day. When you suddenly love the name Alice and Edward, even though you absolutely hated them before. When everytime you see the name (Isa) Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Esme, Carlisle, or any other character name in credit, you get butterflies in your stomach and look around the theater wildly for them. When you're sitting in theatre and your teacher is talking about theatre history, and gladiator battles. and they mention people getting thrown into the ampitheatre with a couple of bears, and you immeditaly gget this mental image of emmatt in the coliseum beating the crap out of a couple of bears in fron of an astonidshed crowd, and you start laughing, and everyone looks at you like your nuts. You just read this entire list to see if you really were obsessed with Twilight. You're sad that this list ended so soon. You made a list of all the things you do.

DANCE...as though no one is watching

LOVE...as though you've never been hurt before

SING...as though no one can hear you

LIVE...everyday as if it was your last...remember..tommorow is never promised.

~Ally

some good advice

Things not to do at hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

A good friend wonders about your romantic history. A best friend could blackmail you with it.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen


Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh


Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry


Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"


Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you


A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We screwed up, huh?"


Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll
just mess it up.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ADHD and always forget the main topic of the conversation and start a new one copy and paste this to your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm sensation it brings you.

I don't have ADHD, I just- Squirrle.

ADVANTAGES OF HAVING ADHD( I HAVE IT TOO SO DON'T BE OFFENDED)

Can meet someone, fall deeply in love, marry, fight, hate, and divorce,
all in about 35 minutes or less.

Can see all of your worldly possessions at one time...because they
are all over the floor

Make far reaching analogies that no one else understands. Write
them off as "Deep Thoughts"

Able to tie seemingly unrelated ideas together


When a GIRL is quiet ...

millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ...
she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ...

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '


Copy and paste!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I only have PMS on days that end with a Y

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO (does anyone get it...?)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

RIP

To Stephenie (Daddy's little Cannibal)

September 11, 1990 - May 8, 2009

The best writer in Twilight Fanfiction ever.

Believe it or not, you were an inspiration to me.


" what's the matter bella, trip again" (emmett) "no, emmett, i punched a werewolf in the face" (bella)

"bella, im really glad edward didn't kill you. things are so much more fun with you around" (emmett)

"do I dazzle you?" (edward)

"is that cereal any good?" (edward) "well, its no iritable grizzly" (bella)

"i am out. i am a neuteral country. i am switzterland. i refuse to take part in territorial disputes of mythical creatures. (bella)

random twilight copy and pastes

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, I LOVE TWILIGT!)

Come to the dark side... dun dun dun... 'cause we got Edward Cullen!!

If you randomly quote Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. well duh, i did that like last year

If you think Kristin Stewart should just stop acting because she can't act to save her life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Movie! Bella Swan looked like she had better places to be throughout the whole thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE!

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight. I like beginnings. Breaking Dawn is close second.

How long did it take you to read the books?

Twilight (1 hour and 14 minutes) New Moon (1 hour and 23 minutes) Eclipse (2 hours and 4 minutes) Breaking Dawn (1 hour and 54 minutes)

Who introduced you to the books?

The movie, duh!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Got them for my birthday present from my parents. Told them to get me it.

What's your dream ending to the series?

The same as the actual ending, so sweet and just how I wanted it to be

Favorites:

The Bella/Edward relationship throughout the books, Emmet's funny qoutes and the Bella/Edward/Jacob triangle in Eclipse, that was so funny!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward of course. Though Alice is close behind.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth and Jacob are tied.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Edwards quote from Eclipse, "I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart--I've left it with you." Page 95.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Twilight when they are in the meadow. The proposal and when Bella lets Edward see her mind at the end of Breaking Dawn.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Bella punching him in the face. I laughed so hard I thought I was dying!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice tried to guilt Bella into letting her plan the wedding.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Hmm, the battle during Eclipse and the stand-off in Breaking Dawn.

Which book cover was your favorite?

All of them. It’s hard to decide because they’re all so beautiful.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Definitely! I’m totally addicted and LOVE the books.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight.

New Moon or Eclipse?

Hmm, I can't decide. I love them both

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight. It's love the book, but I love Eclipse as well. It's a great book

Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book?

Breaking Dawn movie, because I don't think SM will ever finish Midnight Sun, sadly. So I have no hopes on a fifth book, but I still hope for the movie.

Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun. Twilight already came out, not a choice at all. Besides, the twilight book is better than the movie since the quality could have been better.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn Movie?

Breaking Dawn Movie. Twilight's already out as stated previously.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward! I love Jacob, but Edward is meant to be with Bella!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

EDWARD!!

Bella or Jacob?

Bella. Love Jacob, but I'd choose Bella over him any day

Bella or Alice?

Ah, now that's hard. I don't know, can't decide. I love Alice!

Alice or Jacob?

ALICE! She rocks!

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice. It’s not everyday you read about a hyper shopacholoic evil vampire pixie.

Jasper or Alice

Can’t decide but perhaps Alice.

Jasper or Edward?

Edward.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle. I feel like we didn't really get to know Esme all that much.

Emmett or Jasper?

Ah, Emmet, he's my big teddy bear. Sorry Jasper, I still love ya though!

Emmett or Jacob?

Hard one, they both can be so funny!

Bella or Rosalie?

Totally Bella. Though Rosalie is a bitch she did get better in Breaking Dawn.

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie, what's not to love about our very own daddy cool?

Charlie or Carlisle

Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie, of course.

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria, she was smarter! Stayed alive longer!

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires! I love ice cold, dead, sparkly hot stuff vamps! Besides vampires sparkle, live forever, and are so much more damn sexier!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

My friend told me about it. Also it was the gossip of our school at the time.

Are you excited?

It’s already long out! How old is this quiz?

What do you think of the casting so far?

I love the cast, especially Kristen, Robert, Nikki and Ashley. The people who play the role of Emmett and Jasper totally fit. They’re perfect for the roles!

Are you going to go see it?

I've seen it many times! I even have the DVD!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Already long out on DVD! Seriously! Again, how old is this quiz?

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

I think it stayed pretty true to the book, they had their own take on it but didn't divert too much, and I really loved it. However they changed their first kiss and completely skipped the meadow.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Breaking Dawn, I loved it when she awoke as a vampire that was so funny!

How about Edward's?

ALL OF THEM!! He’s too perfect.

Jacob's?

Breaking Dawn. He was awesome, hilarious! Really! Even the titles in Jacob's book in Breaking Dawn were fucking amazing! Cracks me up every time!

Alice's?

Eclipse. But to be honest, I also read the Midnight Sun partial draft a couple weeks ago and I love her character there, so funny!

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Euh, all of them?! However mostly EDWARD!! Okay, I would say, probably Alice, I would want to know where she gets all that pep from, really, because it's not natural, even for a vamp!

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Taylor Swift!
You say Harry and Ginny,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me


Random Sayings:

If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM, WHAT TOOK U SO LONG 2 TELL?

ABCDEFG

gummy bears are eating me

one is red

one is blue

the yellow one just ate my shoe

Now I'm running for my life.

The blue one's got a butcher's knife.

ABCDEFG

gummy bears are eating me

isnt dat such a cheerful song?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


I'M THE TYPE OF GiRL
WHO WiLL BURST OUT LAUGHiNG iN DEAD

SiLENCE BECAUSE Of SOMETHiNG THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY =

NORMAL PEOPLE VS. TWILIGHT FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON :D:D:D

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE THEN SCREW THE FRUIT.!! (Espeacilly if it's a Cullen!)All you Cullen luvers should be laughin like crazy!!

MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS THINK I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS

put this on your page if Gwen Stefani taught u how to spell bananas!!

I run with Scissors
It makes me feel dangerous

I Was Going To Take Over The World But I Got Distracted By Something SPARKLY HEHEHE

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and scream "I wanted Edward Cullen!"

January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I smelled
July - I did the Macarena With
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I kissed
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends' boyfriend
10 - my neighbour
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - billie joe armstrong
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an ipod
29 - a surfer
30 - a llama
31 - A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I'm hot like that.
Black - because thats how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT crazy.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm the coolest and I do what I want.
Green - because I think I need some serious help.
Purple - because I'm AWESOME!
Gray - because Big Bird said to and he is my leader.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange - because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown - because I can.
Other - because I'm a Ninja !
None - because I can't control myself !

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Once you meet me, you KNOW that I'm a GEEK

Once you meet me, you KNOW that you will REGRET IT

Once you meet me, YOU should TURN AND RUN

Once you meet me and IF you like ME, you are AWESOME!!

Once you REALLY GOT TO KNOW me, you will LUV me!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.

Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.

Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.

Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.

Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.

Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best friends: Will laugh at you

Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.

Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

Some little weird things

the evening news is when they say "Good Evening.", them tell you why its not. (Mad i say!)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teching us how to walk and talk, the rest they tell us to sit down and shut up.

They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people." Well, i think the gun helps. If i stood there and yelled BANG, i dont think it would have much effect, other than a few laughs .

God made man then said "I can do better than that," and made women.

When there is a will...i want to be in it.

You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. You fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder

My best friends are the kind that is my house was on fire, they would be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the fire men.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, then try three.

Flying is easy, just throw your self of a cliff and miss the ground.

Dont go knocking on deaths dood. Ring the doorbell then run. He hates that!

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep

Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!"

Smile - it's the second best thing you can do with your lips

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

I souport publik edekasion

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles

Before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them...
you are a mile away from them...
and you have their shoes.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.

Never moon a werewolf

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Black Keys by CozItRunsInMyBlood reviews
A Muslim Arab prince and a Catholic American girl - who would've ever thought! Unexpectedly thrust together as a deal of betrayal by her brother, when fate steps in to teach them about love, acceptance and destiny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,704 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Bella, Edward
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 616,477 - Reviews: 15418 - Favs: 6,213 - Follows: 6,733 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Relentless by StillDreaming85 reviews
Bella meets Edward and sparks fly. She thinks he's a charming businessman, but he's not. He's in the Mafia. How will she handle it when she finds out? Will an innocent girl like her be able to survive in his world? Darkward / Mobward / Possessiveward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,738 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
No Matter What by Lola'sDream reviews
He saw her while upon his visit to earth. He knew he wanted her. And she would be his no matter what happens. And no one was going to stop him. He would make sure of it. Possessiveward and sometimes Darkward. Based on the story of Hades and Persephane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,371 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Edward, Bella
Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Denver Paranormal Society by ericastwilight reviews
Sequel to She Speaks Fear and Truth. Follow Edward and Bella's paranormal investigation team, as they work frightening cases. With Bella's abilities will it only bring the team to more harm? Their relationship is put to the ultimate test.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,506 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shadows of Revenge by DisneyRBD reviews
It has been 4 years since Bella escaped from the dangerous people that took her away from her parents. But when she comes back to live in Forks, Edward and the Cullens will realize that Bella is no ordinary human teenager–she's a deadly assassin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 257,567 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Edward, OC
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Cold Appearances and Warm Hearts by ClearEyes reviews
The pale man with startling white hair and beautiful blue eyes walked through the ballroom with his dark blue cloak trailing him as well as a fine layer of... frost? Then, the man spoke up, addressing Queen Elsa: "I've come to collect on a debt acquired long ago. I've come looking for you, Queen Elsa, for we are to get married on the winter solstice." Rating may change later on.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 170,383 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna
The Sorcerer's Bride by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
AU in which Merlin is a prince, Morgana isn't evil, and they're forced to marry to secure a peace treaty between their kingdoms. They try to make the best of their situation, and maybe they'll even find love in the process.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 160,020 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - [Morgana, Merlin] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere]
Dancing with the Devil by R.Ryan reviews
Join Isabella and Edward as actions, circumstances and consequences set them on a collision course. At the end of it all, will the pure and untainted Isabella survive the callous and seductive touch of a man no better than the Devil? It is a dark tale of seduction, passion and lust. Blood will be shed. Lives will be lost. But what do you expect when you Dance with the Devil?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Forgive Me, Father, for I Will Sin by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Home for Thanksgiving, Bella wakes up in her childhood room . . . but, much to her surprise, she's not alone. The man she's unknowingly shared a bed with just so happens to be the source of her fantasies for years . . . and her dad's closest friend. Can her fantasies finally become a reality? Romance/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,927 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Ringer by MollyRamone reviews
He says he's just here to play, but what's his game? Bella thinks she's got his number, but she has no idea. A story about Irish sports, Irish accents, and the Irish mafia, all set in America.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 26,407 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/12/2014
Don't Forget by scarlettstones reviews
After time-traveling to 1918 and coming back to the present, Bella thinks her time-travel is over for the moment, but it seems that it's far from that ever since landing in 13th century Scandinavia for a past life that she never expects to live again. With a terrifying cycle that happens with every past life she lives, can she ever break it? Sequel to It's Time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,636 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
Dark Lies by cristinaN reviews
Now that all the lies have been exposed will Bella and Edward be able to survive? Sequel to Dark Velvet. Banner by AnaRodFranco. Beta'd by Kim Ginsberg & Sjdavis84.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,496 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/14/2014
Love The Unloved by TattooShadow reviews
This story has NOT been abandoned! Hermione Granger has a crush on her Potions Master and as she is trying to get close to him, she discovers his horrifying childhood. Can she help him to learn what love is? Unedited chapters will replace previously edited one. This is a Dark and Violent story, so if you're offended, do not read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 94,625 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Between Then and Now by dontrun reviews
When Bella's cousin Rose finds out the truth of her parentage, both Bella and Rose's worlds get turned upside. Can they stay true to themselves and find love in the new world that they have been thrust into? Romance, Drama, Humor, Angst (pretty much cannon couples)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,575 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stealing Bella by Violet Bliss reviews
To repay a debt owed by her sister, Isabella Swan must spend seven nights in the bed of the scarred and scandalous Edward Cullen, her family's greatest enemy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,722 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,065 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Attracting Flies by scarlettstones reviews
Bella Swan. Graduated from Yale with a degree in chemical engineering at 15 and a spy at an international organization her own family founded. Her biggest mistake? Sleeping with the grandson of a mafia boss during a mission of hers. "Well, if I ever see him again, I'm screwed." Spyella, Mobward. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10428 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Forget by Shadow Masen reviews
Where do you go if you don't know who you are, and what if you find you don't want to remember? Edward finds himself in Forks under suspicious circumstances, can Bella help him discover who he truly is? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,704 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 4,336 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
Armani Caveman by Love Eternity reviews
Bella is fascinated by the man she sees in the coffee shop, he's handsome and she knows its wrong but she wants him. Nothing was great for Bella but things get even more complicated for the young college girl when her man crush informs her she is his... worst thing she can not find it in her to care she may be making a mistake that could cost her everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,909 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Bella, Edward] [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
Jurisdiction by StillDreaming85 reviews
War has ripped the world apart and Bella is living in one of the few cities left in the States. Life is cruel, there is no freedom, food is scarce, and a few people hold all the power. Will Bella be able to survive? Will Edward be able to save her from Mike's snare? - Thugward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,442 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Lost by mamasutra reviews
Bella Swan was not normal. She had been born with the gift of seeing the dead, but to her it was a curse. She had sworn off her abilities as she returned to her hometown to live out her final year of high school in an attempt at being normal, but nothing is normal when you are the one hope at redemption for the spirit of a lost boy. *paranormal romance & drama* beta'd
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 182,903 - Reviews: 4875 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Pursuit by Sarge's Girls reviews
A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all? AH/Canon Couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,728 - Reviews: 5264 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage of Hate by kimbella reviews
Edward Masen claims what is rightfully his. Now that he is Edward Anthony Cullen he wants to take a wife. Isabella believes she will only marry for love. Her family is about to lose it all and Edward sees the opportunity to walk into her life.1850's Era Based on Bodas de Odia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bravado by scarlettstones reviews
"Edward, I do worse things than your kind. I don't feed on blood, but I feed on human souls until their bodies turn into dust— and I can't stop because it feels so good." Bella has lived with a curse for centuries. Now, as the newest student at Forks, she captures the attention of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,807 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
The Devil In Me by cristinaN reviews
The devil is charming, sweet and manipulative and he always get's what he wants no matter the cost. A dark story of love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,335 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014
Crossing the Lines by sheviking reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Bella is starving for a better life for her and her son, and taking her clothes off in front of a stranger is just the first of many lines she'll cross.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,171 - Reviews: 5944 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 4,774 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
Mine by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Fifteen year old Bella's parents pass away, and she is left in the care of her step brother, the problem? he is obsessed with her and will do anything to make her his, story contains some violence and a dark Edward, I don't own twilight. No Lemons until later in story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,225 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Collisions by Milk40 reviews
WINNER OF THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! A story by popular French author Drinou. Bella is a shy and clumsy girl employed by Edward, an authoritarian and abusive boss. Between games of seduction and indifference, a passionate relationship develops. All human. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,693 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
She's No Lamb by iknowyou2 reviews
She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Neighbor's Next Door by DaisyElla reviews
Everyone grows up with at least one eccentric neighbor. The one you tend to watch from a distance, but never interact with them. I wasn't so lucky, instead of living next to a one crazy neighbor I ended up living next to a whole house full of them. The worst part of it all, was that I seem to be their center focus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Bella, Edward
Substance by Aurora18 reviews
When a vampire finds their mate they are inexplicably bound to them, the bond forged between the two is both eternal and unbreakable. It is also mutual, but what would happen if their other half were a human? New chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,878 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
It's Time by scarlettstones reviews
Bella discovers a vintage shop with a big secret: you don't pick the dress, the dress picks you. When she wears a beautiful red early nineteen hundreds dress, she gets taken back into a previous life she never remembered. Warning: major character death and angst in later chapters, but eventual HEA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,136 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Love of the Mafia by hiddenfanggirl16 reviews
Bella and her family go on a day trip to Chicago; when her brother Jake comes to visit. From the train ride nothing seems to be right. She just keeps messing up and causing drama everywhere shes goes. Little does she know what's about to happen. Eventually B/E and lemons later. Possessiveward Darkward Mobward Sweetward Loosely based off a trip i took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,839 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Edward
Trouble by Breyzie1478 reviews
A sassy single mother, the little boy that rules her world, and a tattooed bartender that gets blindsided by them both. Bella/Edward. Good times, not-so good times, and everything in between. Tattward and Momella. Rated MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014
No More 'What If's' by Ribena-rose reviews
After over thinking multiple failed relationships, college student Bella Swan decides to ignore the 'What If's' of life and start having fun. That is until she meets successful and much older business man Edward Cullen at a party. Will one night of heated passion be enough? Olderward, slightly Possessive Edward. Rated M for usual reasons. ExB AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,615 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Bella, Edward
Marriage and other Catastrophes by Angel-Miyu reviews
Bella Swan thought she'd escaped the life of the high society, but her family forced her to marry Edward Cullen, heir to the most prestigious family in North America. But Bella won't give up. She'll fight for her happiness and maybe she'll find love in the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,234 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by RaeSl88 reviews
What happens when widower Edward Cullen and pregnant prostitute Bella cross paths? He kidnaps her, with good intentions of course. Will Edward help Bella realize she is worthy of happiness, or will it be too late? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,005 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Possessive Over His Obsession by Ode1990 reviews
"Your mine," he whispered possessively. Kissing the hollow of my ear, sending an unnerving chill down my spine. My eyes fluttered closed knowing no truer words had ever been spoken. As much as I hated the idea of being his I knew there was no other choice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Birthday Wishes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Birthdays are special—especially when you're five. What special wishes does Teddy Cullen hope come true this year? And why do his wishes involve a certain dark-haired lady from the park?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,715 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walt's Dreams High AU by OoPoPcAnDy reviews
COVER BY CASSADRACHAN Your hair isn't right. Those clothes aren't 'in'. Those shoes make your feet look big. High school is full of problems, and it isn't fair if we leave your favorite characters out of them! Watch as your favorite DreamWorks and Disney characters get through high school! (JELSA, FLYNNUNZEL, KRISTANNA, MERICCUP) COMPLETE!
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 45,462 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Wrong Number by bornonhalloween reviews
A wrong number dialed in a panicked moment might just lead to HEA. Edward/Bella, sweet and fluffy with a dash of humor. Rated M for naughty situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guns and Roses by BrownEyedBeauty1901 reviews
It seemed as though whenever Edward Cullen was involved, I suddenly became very unsmart. The thing was that if staying away made me smart, I never wanted to be smart again. Billionaire and Mob Boss Edward Cullen needs a wife and heir and Isabella is just looking for love. For her, there was only him. A secret agreement ties them together forever, but will they find love? Mafiaward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,206 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Bella, Edward]
True Confessions of a Coffee Girl by Deebelle1 reviews
A perfect cafe au lait was all it took for Hollywood's most eligible bachelor to fall in love with me...the coffee girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,787 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin by mamasutra reviews
"By that sin fell the angels" Can a person find the truth in a web of lies? a smutty mystery filled a witfit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inhale, Exhale by Violet Bliss reviews
"I didn't know what being in love meant until he taught me how." A story about the fingerprints that don't fade from the lives we touch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,532 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 4,241 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fill Me with Your Poison by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Rated M. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tough Changes by Aura Edward reviews
Sabrina's going through some strange changes, and not all are at the torturous hands of puberty. The Scarlet Hand is starting to make it's move after being inactive for two years, and to top it all off, Puck's been acting strangely. What does all of this mean for Sabrina? UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Volunteer 13 by Edward's Eternal reviews
A favour for a friend. A few minutes of her life. Kiss a stranger and see what happens. "Easy," Rose insisted. "Kiss him and walk away." Will it be that simple?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dank by nadiak reviews
She wants a thrill and she finds it in the bad boy from the dangerous side of the tracks. Watch them both intertwine themselves into worlds they never even belonged in. Learning the best lesson there is. We're all different but yet the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,943 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Snapshots by LyricalKris reviews
When his older brother walked out on his girlfriend, Bella, on the worst night of her life, Edward was there to pick up the pieces. Jasper breezed back into town after being missing for three years to find his family had reformed around the hole he left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 3786 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 7644 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by JenRar reviews
On one of history's darkest days, Edward finds his other half. Bella wakes to find that her guardian angel may just be a figment of her imagination. A journey of two lost souls as they find the light when darkness surrounds them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,634 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sirens by Everleigh Allen reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Esme, and Victoria are Sirens on a long forgotten Island. Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, and James are human sailors on an ill fated ship in a storm headed straight for the Siren's Island. Love, lust, and a little fun to have but what was that little thing called a prophecy? M, AU, Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Buried by ericastwilight reviews
His reality was made of nightmares. She was plagued by them. Will she conquer her fears in time? Can he protect her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,889 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Broken by Hoodfabulous reviews
Two broken people bound together by one tragic event.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,951 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make or Break Me by cruiz107 reviews
Bella, homeless and in need, collides into a man that can't be bothered with her. Is he the one who's going to pick her up or leave her in despair? WARNING: SOME SCENES MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR SOME! READ W/ CAUTION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,970 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp by Christie Hart reviews
Bella doesn't exist—at least not to her sister and her former friends. She had intended to erase them from her life, and had almost succeeded until a school trip went horribly wrong. What would you do if you were lost with the enemy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,736 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The King's Secret by NajikaIce reviews
The King finds an abandoned child on a cruel winter's night. When the boy can only remember his name, and displays an extraordinary gift for magic, Uther adopts him to keep him safe- but how long can the Pendragons keep Merlin's secret? AU; Prince!Merlin; Pairings Inside
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Merlin, Morgana] Arthur, Uther
Unwanted Wanting by Kiss Me I'm Ginger reviews
Vampires don't exist everyone knows that. Except Bella Swan who is being sent to Forks to live with a vampire that was deemed her mate. How will she deal with her new life, new knowledge, and new school while trying to stay away from the vampire who claims he will never love another. ExB Possessiveward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bella, Edward
Heroic by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bows and arrows, potions and spells, castles and post-c bliss. One should never make deals with devils. A birthday fic for AliCat0623, my favorite pagan witch. Broken into a few, short chapters. Happy Birthday Ali!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Autumn by Diamondsunrise reviews
Edward Cullen is a ruthless businessman who knows what he wants and how to get it. He has his eyes set on SWA. Bella Swan will do anything to save her father's company. But just how much is she really willing to sacrifice for her father? (Olderward)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,538 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Bella, Edward]
Seven Forty-Three by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Maps dictate where we go, but they don't always take us home. City subway tunnels and dim street lights converge, bringing two people infinitely closer. Will a chance meeting lead them to forever? Maybe it was only a matter of time. Collaboration with Maplestyle. Romance; BxE; Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Frozen Guardians by ForbiddenLove3535 reviews
What if Frozen didn't happen and the King and Queen never passed away? The King made an arranged marriage long ago for Elsa to marry a Prince of the neighboring kingdom. When that arrangement goes wrong, Elsa and Anna are on the run from a psycho prince, only to get lost in the woods and separated from each other. Full Summary on the inside. [JACK & ELSA] [ANNA & KRISTOFF]
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Elsa, Jack Frost] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
I Want It Painted Black by Saritadreaming reviews
Izzy Black *Bella* is a bad girl with issues. Edward Cullen is the vampire that brings it all down in an inner battle between darkness and light. He'll go to great lengths to melt her frozen heart. WINNER DARKELLA'S DARKEST TEMPTATIONS *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 238,134 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lines by Hoodfabulous reviews
Three drooping lines of rusty, barbed wire separated her from me. Hoodfabulous' entry in the Ruggeddom Contest. Awards inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Ex-con by counselor reviews
Edward is fresh out of the big house and Bella is his new boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 125,682 - Reviews: 10311 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7079 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3424 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Mafia Princess by mmads13andAliAlice reviews
A union between the Irish and Italian mafia will shake Chicago and change the lives of everyone involved. But what does it mean for Bella, the daughter of a respected mafia man? It's a tale of lust, hate, jealousy, passion and how she finds herself in this new world of drugs, crime and power.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,606 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Then and Now by precious pixie reviews
2 years ago,Bella was the freak,with braces and acne.She's a famous model now.But she's back in Forks.Bigger and better.Will she be able to keep her career a secret to the people of Forks?What will they think when they find out the freaks a model?OOC,AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creating A Mate by rmcrms5 reviews
Edward has given up ever finding a vampire mate. He's decided on a new strategy-he'll find a human to become his mate. Easier said than done when others are in the way of who he wants.AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,745 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Right But So Wrong by LoveRob reviews
So this story is set in Forks High School with an all human Bella and Edward. Bella is the new twenty-two-year-old teacher of English Literature. Edward is an eighteen-year-old senior about to graduate. He is gorgeous and sexy and more than a little shy around girls. What will happen when sparks fly between the two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,548 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Choice by bexie25 reviews
As their bond continues to grow and deepen, Edward & Bella find not everything can be left in the past. Still getting over the repercussions of Bella's kidnapping, the two are ready to get on with their forever, though waiting for the other shoe to drop. Little do they know, there's more than 1 surprise in store, & this time it's their choices together that matter. 2nd in AC series
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
Swapping Personalities by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Illegal racing. Learning from mistakes. Living on the edge. Edward is forced to be part of an exchange student program to keep him out of juvie after he injured a man during a race. He decided to be good and change who he is, but can he do it? Especially when he's surrounded by his only passion—cars.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,923 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Bella, Edward] Jacob, James - Complete
The Mated by Rider1459 reviews
Edward is a very old, very powerful vampire. Living on the earth for over seventeen thousand years has commanded him the respect of every single vampire coven in the world. However, he has been alone for his endless night. Isabella, a young orphan, may be the mate he has been searching for throughout his years. Mating Connection.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,648 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Cupcake Queen by RFM86 reviews
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Will this prove true for The Cupcake Queen? Or will it be her other hidden talents that prevail? *First Place winner in public vote for Pick a Pic Challenge 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,920 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in Heaven by kiseger reviews
Alice and Jasper find a baby in the woods and take her home. She forms a very strong, unbreakable bond with Edward instantly, which is absolutely unique in the supernatural world, like her entire existence. But not everybody is pleased with their love. Lemons in later chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,950 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Procrustean Bed by gemini13me reviews
A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,569 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Modern Day Mule by alwayzlove40 reviews
I never thought I would be this person. A drug runner, a liar and in love with a mobster. I just wish my life was different! Warning: Mobward and Drug Runella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,416 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Bella, Edward
Kingdom of Eurasia by WishingDifferent reviews
AU, OOC Bella finds herself in a world where humans are not the only intelligent race on Earth. The Revenant came, they consisted only of males and they needed females to sustain their race. Will Bella be another normal girl or is she a mate for someone?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bella, Edward
Prey for the Wicked by Aleeab4u reviews
A vampire finds the true meaning of temptation, an innocent beauty with a siren's blood. Need and curiosity ignite endless possibility, but is she prey for the wicked or the answer to a prayer for salvation? When obsession has no reason and love knows no bounds, where do you draw the line? AU E/B Darkward Mature themes. Non-canon vampires. No sparkling, vegetarianism or venom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,292 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 96,360 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War of hearts by taschenreschner reviews
She was a Princess, whose duty was a difficult one; marring the enemy. This is her journey in a country,where she was not welcomed, around people, who can't forget her origin and with a husband, who isn't easy to please. In Alaska she is going to learn about pain, loneliness and humiliation, but here also she will find the strength to be a great Queen and find the love of the life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7140 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love With a Stranger by savannavansmutsmut reviews
After half a year spent in a coma, Bella wakes up to find she can't remember how she got hurt, how she ended up in New York, or how she got pregnant. Some memories are just too painful to recall, AH Re-Write, bits will be different at the beginning and the middle and end will be totally changed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,933 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilesque by Pienuniek reviews
Her grandmother taught her to believe in fairy tales. She was told that one day her Prince Charming would come to save her. But after years of abuse, Bella has nearly given up all hope, until the day the Cullens moved to Forks. Twilight AU, mating connection story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,544 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
A Whisper of Chaos by theonlykyla reviews
Bella is new in town, a self-imposed loner and sees Edward Cullen when no one else seems to be paying attention. Both have their reasons for keeping to themselves. But they find themselves drawn together inexplicably, will they be able to work through the chaos or will it destroy them both? All characters are OOC, drug use, minor abuse and mental illness. Rated M for future ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 95,327 - Reviews: 2958 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Sky Is Painted With Red by IsisIvy reviews
Seven billion people live on Earth. Only a small percentage know of the darkness beneath them. Those people are known as Human Donors. My name is Bella Swan, and I am a human donor. ExB, Vampward, short chaps w/ frequent updates, M for usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 124,784 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
They'll Never Know by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Bella has been abused and raped by Phill for 7 years. Events lead her to move to Forks. Will she push everyone away or let them in? Will she overcome the darkness within? Rated M for Rape. Please read and review, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reason For Living by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH, Tattward ** #5 IN THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK POLL, WEEK OF 9/24-9/30 ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jul 2013 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 162,579 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Run to You by ericastwilight reviews
Day after day for a week, he watched her. He wanted to know her, talk to her, and eventually touch her. The problem was he never had to chase. Will he have to run to catch up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Duty by LiveInDakota reviews
Life as a princess isn't a fairytale like they would lead you to believe. Sometimes decisions are made you don't like. Sometimes you don't have a choice at all. Barely out of school, it seems Bella's future has already been decided, with a marriage she doesn't want and a nation she doesn't know, but nothing is at it seems, and Edward Masen is no exception. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,331 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Devil's Creation by xSuchSweetNothingx reviews
The devil is not an easy man to please. How will Isabella fare in his hands? And what will he do when she is ripped from his hands and brought up to heaven? Welcome to hell . . . AU. Edward x Bella. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
Duas Semitas by MaryeaZeath reviews
So, Bella's a straight-laced average girl with non stalker-ish tendencies living a normal life. Edward's a ruthless my-way-or-the-highway sorta guy living the spoilt and very opposite life. So when he proposes she can't say no - not because she doesn't want to but because she literally can't. What's a girl to do when her should be prince charming seems more like the big bad wolf?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Doctor is In by Oona4 reviews
Summary: ER Doctor and Vampire Edward Cullen is working the night shift like any other night, when a victim of a brutal rape is brought in. Feeling the mating pull as he nears the trauma room he is astounded when told she is a nurse there. Knowing he can never leave her he must figure out how to make her love him so he can claim her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Bella, Edward
We're A Hot Match by LyricalKris reviews
He was the boy next door. Well. He was the owner of the fancy wine bar next door to the tattoo parlor Bella owned. He was classy, she was scrappy. There was no way they were a match, right? A merry Valentine's Day gift for aurgasm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 341 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella - Complete
Love like Lightning by J.K.Hudson reviews
Bella, a member of the Volturi with no memory of her human life, is sent to vacation in Forks with the Cullens. There she meets the handsome Edward Cullen, who, along with the rest of the Cullens, Help her discover where she really came from. CANNON/LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,609 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4463 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twisted Love by Shirelle reviews
What if Edward couldn't control himself when he first met Bella and he attacked her in his bloodlust? But what if Bella was perfectly capable of defending herself from him? Would things play out the same? Original Twilight Saga with some majorly big twists. Bella is not weak in my version. Features all original characters, vampires, werewolves and humans. Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 95,613 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...Charlie sheriff, Bella home from Chicago after getting fired, Edward across the street, Charlie's deputy, divorced father of son Juney. She's always had a thing for him, but he's so darn loyal to Charlie and now he's got a girlfriend. He thinks Bella is still a kid. He always pinches the wrong set of cheeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 110,223 - Reviews: 8570 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Vita Nuova by Jenn1987 reviews
"Courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration. Generally, it was kept secret and not practiced between husband and wife." The secret life of Bella Swan & Edward Cullen: 1996 - 2014. AH/AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,161 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gravity Series 4: Fire & Ice by drotuno reviews
FOURTH in the Gravity Series. When one of their own is threatened, the crew will have to travel halfway around the globe to get them back. What they find will have them racing against the odds to save more than just one life. AH E/B Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 159,217 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
A Choice by bexie25 reviews
The bond between human Bella and vampire Edward is rare in mated vampire couples. Both fiercely possessive of each other, their connection grows and they learn more about it as they unknowingly head toward a frightening sequence of connected events. Is their connection strong enough to withstand it? Or will they crumble? It all depends on a choice that begins their story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,360 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Fragile Veins by ericastwilight reviews
He wants her, but doesn't trust himself to be with her. His past is a wall between them and it may cost him his best friend. Written for the Light the Darkness Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Bella, Edward
My Savior by Sparrow86 reviews
Edward Cullen has been on this earth for hundreds of years and never found his soul mate. But when he finds a beautiful girl in the forest, his life will change forever. Why was she in the forest? What is she? And will she be his savior? *vampward* Overprotective and possessive Edward/Bella. A little OOC. AU E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,702 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Bella, Edward
Maid to Watch by lellabeth reviews
Hotel maid Bella stumbles upon a guest in a compromising position. Sometimes, it's better to watch. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Satin and Cowboy Boots by symphiann reviews
There were 4 unwritten laws in Forks during 1883.1-you listened to your Pa.2-You worshipped God.3-You did your chores without complaint.4-You stayed away from the Cullen brothers. I had no problems with those laws until a pair of green eyes looked my way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,555 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Outsiders by blueeyedcherry reviews
When four college friends RSVP to a Halloween party, they assume it will be a run-of-the-mill gathering. What they don't know, however, is that there is nothing run-of-the-mill about UWs newest couple, The Whitlocks. Things start out fun, but quickly head south as everyone discovers how truly horrific the "Whitlock House of Horrors" can be. AH. Graphic gore & character death await.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Shelter by Marvar reviews
Two people. One night. No power. Can two people fall for each other as they seek shelter? Rated M because Edward has a British accent and wears suspenders. My birthday present for Cosmogirl7481.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
THE VIKING'S CHOSEN ONE by twilightKC reviews
Isabella grew and lived in a peaceful village, That was until one day Viking's raided her village. They had taken all the money and treasure, her included. Now Isabella had been taken against her will she will have to live with the fact that she has been kidnapped by Vikings. Her world gets even troubled when the head Viking decides to declare her as his and his alone. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,053 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Velvet by cristinaN reviews
A world of sex, money and power and there all his. A different kind of love story. MOBWARD and a whole lot more read A/N inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,265 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chosen Ones by AmaranthineX reviews
A new world order emerges after an epidemic alters the foundation of life as we know it. The human race is in danger of extinction, but a select few have the ability to propagate life. This is the ultimate survival of the fittest. AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward
Trespass by samekraemer reviews
While house sitting for his sister, Edward Masen walked up on the deck of her Florida beachfront home to find a young woman asleep in a chaise lounge for the third time in a week. Who she was and what she was doing there was the mystery to solve. The fact she was beautiful made it far more intriguing. AU/AH and OOC. Look inside for a full summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,457 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preponderate by Katrina Petrova reviews
We grew up together, I thought I knew him. That was until I became the object of his obsession everything changed. Warning: Extremely possessive, controlling and manipulative Edward. Updated daily.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Edward, Bella
Dirty South Drug Wars by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella and Edward meet at age twelve after the death of Bella's father, a death blamed on the Cullen family.  Their families are sworn enemies, fighting for territory over their rival drug trafficking businesses. Bella and Edward meet again at age eighteen and their attraction to one another is undeniable.  Will their forbidden love destroy them both? A Dirty South Fanfic. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,801 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Hearts and Open Hands by magan bagan reviews
When his father is injured and can't tend to his land, Edward returns to the Amish, the life he'd left behind. While there he encounters a young woman who is shunned. Every day she is ignored. Every day her spirit grows a little dimmer. Edward finds himself drawn to her, but must break through some barriers, hers and their communities, to win her heart. Written for F4LLS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by LyricalKris reviews
The quietest ones are the freaks at heart. Edward Cullen was a gorgeous nerd, but as Bella would soon discover, he had a gloriously filthy mouth. Written for the FandomForLLS Compilation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 246 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Penkivil Street by thimbles reviews
The Second World War stole his brothers, his mobility, and his pride. He assumed it had also taken away his prospects of being loved. But the quiet, dark-haired girl hiding in the kitchens at a Boxing Day dance proved him so very wrong. Judge's Choice Winner: Literotica, in the 2013 Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bartered by Hoodfabulous reviews
A Southern gothic tale of woe and romance in 1933 rural Alabama. Inspired by my favorite book 'The Color Purple.' My AoE contest entry. Awards inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,070 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbreak by darkNnerdy reviews
An epidemic is sweeping across the globe. People are dying and the world is falling into chaos. In the town of Forks, Washington Bella Swan has a choice to make: join forces with creatures born from nightmares, or suffer at the hands of her own kind. Zombie warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Pretty, Little Dolls Sitting All in a Row by staceleo reviews
It was a dark and stormy night. A mysterious lab with no power on Halloween. A figure terrorizing the doctors and patients. This can't end well. A Halloween present in a handful of chapters for my readers and fellow writer friends. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memoirs of a Mobwife by Insert Fangs Here reviews
It takes a strong and determined woman to live the life I do. I live in a world where Trust, Loyalty and Commitment are as important as the air we breathe.. this is the journey of one woman's experience as a Mobwife Human/language/violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,804 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5564 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Man on Stage by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Older Bella meets younger Edward after she sees him onstage. Equal parts plot and fluff (M-fluff). Short chapters with daily updates – hopefully.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,372 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arrogance & Animosity A Modern Twific by pattyrose reviews
He's a snobbish, rich med school grad down in Forks for the summer with his bud Jasper; She's the 'forbidden fruit': a lower middle-class girl who sets his heart racing. Sound familiar? If you've read Pride & Prejudice, it should! E&B J&A AH AU
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,117 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
So It Begins by StartTheFantasy reviews
Bella Swan, workaholic virgin at 24, chooses a night out with Alice and Rose to lose the virgin status. Meets 26 yr old Edward Cullen at the club. Will a one-night stand turn into something more? EXTREMELY SMUTTY! Rated M straight out of the gates folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,198 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bold Gestures by SexyLexiCullen reviews
"Young women can act silly, but men... Men make bold gestures." I opened the trunk for Bella. The man inside ended up on the pavement. Bella's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. GangsterWard. *1958.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,233 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9348 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vampire's Mate by VampireMater311 reviews
Bella gave her mother hell, and was sent to live with her dad. Shortly after that, she learned she is a vampire's mate. How well will she adapt to the mating process? Vampires are very possessive, dominant, and controlling of their mates. While Bella likes this; it also causes drama! What will happen when Edward learns of her bad habits and her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,019 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comes & Goes by AlexaET reviews
Edward is used to losing everything he ever cares for, but when he decides to save a homeless girl from a terrible fate he learns that maybe, just maybe, love comes and goes in waves. WARNING/SPOILER: This story contains strong themes such as sexual abuse (not explicit) and others. So please do not be offended or hurt. Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 186,678 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 3,956 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Punishment by southernangell reviews
Bella has behaved like a child one to many times and Edward decides there is only way to deal with it. If you want to act like a baby then it only makes since to treat you like one; Diaper punishment. Warning spanking, Don't like don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,958 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Red Rose diaries by eVeRyThInG tWiStEd reviews
Bella's father sells her to a whore house to pay back a dept. Edward's dad deciedes that it's time for his son to become a man and takes him to a local whore house and geuss who he meets there? RATED M FOR LANUAGE AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Sweet Bella by xxkittykatxx reviews
Esme and Carlisle come across a overturned car. Inside lies a baby Bella who is alive but her parents are dead, they decide to take Bella home with them. But can human Bella really live in a house full of vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 118,574 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Confessions After Dark by 2DrunkUnicorns reviews
"Everyone has something they'd like to confess…" Every Friday night, he calls. And every time he calls, I listen. A story about what happens when fantasy blends into reality – when the secrets we share are just as important as the secrets we keep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash Zone by JiffyKate reviews
The Crash Zone is a buffer zone outside the perimeter of the track. It's purpose is to insure the safety of the fans from skaters falling out of bounds. Is it enough to keep hearts from being broken?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,527 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pencils, Papers, Passion by JenRar reviews
Edward and Bella find more than supplies in their closet at work. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Open Range - A Short Story by pattyrose reviews
In the mid 1800's, out on the western range is where a real man makes his livelihood. And if he's mighty lucky, it's where he makes his destiny as well. A six chapter story with daily updates. E & B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capital Gains by LellaGeek reviews
He was all suits and ties, crisp lines and shiny shoes. No one knew what really went on in that corner office. Will she be brave enough to knock and find out? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kitchmill reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marley's Mother by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Marley was a gift to me that not everyone gets. She was my life, my everything. But a letter changed things the day it came. And now it seems that Marley may not have been theirs to give, nor mine to receive..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,843 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Exchange Student by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
Bella had a secret crush on a guy she'd seen only while he was walking down the sidewalk on campus. She spent many days fantasizing about him and then one day he walked into the diner where she worked and in a perfect British accent asked for a cup of tea. And with that, a new world began for them both.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,217 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gods and Monsters by darkNnerdy reviews
Sequel to Dark Paradise: Edward has his very own Happily Ever After planned for Isabella. EDITED and reposted to meet TOS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,089 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Fever by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kingdom Reborn by ammNIwriter reviews
King Edward is without an heir and his wife has miscarried yet another baby. Once rid of his 'barren queen' his eye roves for a new wife. Duty, loyalty and threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. Rating for future content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,935 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandstone Cove by cosmogirl7481 reviews
I came here looking for some rest, some relaxation…some downtime. I never expected to find anything else. I certainly never expected to find him. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her. Rated M for reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wind In September by IrishJumper reviews
The Cullens are professional Kidnappers. Life is Simple, Life is Easy. Until newly hired hands Bring the wrong girl as well as their own horror. Life will forever change for Bella. Locked in a world with different types of Monsters, Will Bella ever make it home or is a life of Pain the only Choice besides Death? Rated M (Rape, Lemons, Language)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,508 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Cullen's most Precious Gem by MoonlightWolfFanga reviews
When Mafia Boss Edward Cullen sets his sights on something he wants, he gets it. Enter Ms. Isabella Swan: joint keeper of Swan Haven House for Orphans; MMA teacher, DJ, waitress, Librarian, housekeeper... mystery extrordinare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,471 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
Waiting in the Twilight by RobsFan-tasy01 reviews
While working on the Breaking Dawn Movie, actor Edward Cullen finds himself addicted to a few web blogs. When a new member joins the group he finds himself captivated by the things she writes about him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,094 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bass Instinct by kitchmill reviews
After a car accident leaves her out of the loop and with a limp, Bella is afraid she's not enough to attract the man of her dreams. Is bad boy Edward Cullen really what he seems, or will she find out what's under the rock star exterior? Entry for the Twific Happily Ever After contest, now expanded. #8 on the July, 2013 Completed Fics poll on TwiFanfictionRecs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,135 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hive: by littlecat358 reviews
Bella is the chosen queen of a hidden community thriving while the world around them crumbles. Edward is an outsider looking for salvation. Their connection is instant. The passion intense. Can they find what they need in each other? All-human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,562 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess with the Shoes by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Bella by mystique-jewled reviews
Edward Cullen: retired street-fighter, notorious womanizer, and next-in-line to take over the most powerful mob in all of the U.S. Will a chance encounter with a beautiful brunette waitress and a passion like he's never known change him for the better? Or merely create waves in his line of profession? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 769 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Will You Bid For Love? by Leola Mae reviews
Somewhere along the way the future got f***ed. Women are possessions, men are vile and the Volturi rule the world. But one family hides in the shadows behind a fence trying to reclaim the basic decency of humanity. This is a love story that starts in an auction house.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,233 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Higher by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,007 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Terroir by thimbles reviews
Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the more vigorous growth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Yet They Shine by Chicklette reviews
Isabella Swan is an ordinary girl, caught up in an extraordinary world. What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sort of Fairy Tale by staceleo reviews
A pampered prince in need of redemption. A bitter maiden in search of long lost passion. Can forgiveness and love lead to happily ever after? A modern day fairy tale. AU. Romance/Drama/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,360 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14466 - Favs: 11,697 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Angels Fall by VenomInMyBlood reviews
He knew what we were doing was wrong. But that didn't stop him from sneaking into my bedroom at night. The love we have for each other will destroy us in the end. And that day, two angels will fall. Incest. Bella/Edward. All human. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jasper's Girl by punkfarie reviews
Between the loss of one life and the beginning of another, something grows between friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Paradise by darkNnerdy reviews
He's cruel, unfeeling, and a monster. She wants to know why, and all he wants is her. Written for PandorasFF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6598 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
El Camino by IReen Weiss reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 212 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Under the Master's Kilt by ladyeire3 reviews
One stumble on the ancient cobblestones of Edinburgh will change Bella's life forever. A drabble prompted by some amazing women...and it all started with the love of a man in a kilt. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dine and Dash by KittyTylz reviews
Bella gets dared dine&dash but is caught by the restaurants owner, Edward Cullen. He's a 19-year-old dangerously attractive but deadly gangster. The well connected leader of the Shadow Fangs, he also happens to be the enemy of the gang her best friend Jacob belongs to and she's stuck in his territory to avoid a permanent record. AH/AU,Possessward,Torch Awards Peoples Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 222,439 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naughty Babysitter by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Party-throwing Edward gets slapped with a babysitter after his parents lose it. Bella, a pristine college student and neighbor, is asked to babysit in hopes she'll rub off on him, and boy does she ever... Banner Made by SoapyMayhem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,093 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Take a Walk With Me by ericastwilight reviews
Denied by the one he loves, when does love become obsession? Protector become predator? This is the story of a vampire who had been alone for so long, his one chance for love in the form of a human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 155,570 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Love in Three Acts by BittenBee reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice own an interior design firm called Dazzle. The last thing they expected was to find love with a few unlikely men in their lives. Three acts that each contain a ten-chapter love story. Romance, AH. Canon themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,449 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8503 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting with Danger by Taste Of The Forbidden II reviews
Mafia Prince Edward Cullen is a prisoner in the home of his rival Charlie Swan. When Charlie's daughter Isabella brings him dinner, they begin a dangerous game of flirting. Edward wants to have fun & throw a last fling in Charlie's face before he's killed, while she sees an opportunity to finally experience life. Each has an agenda—will they get more than than they bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Maybe Valentine by Rochelle Allison reviews
Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. Edward and Bella cross paths one Valentine's Day night when their dates leave them hanging. Long walks, lots of talks, and maybe some kissing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Complicated by LyricalKris reviews
High school relationships are always more complicated than they should be. Usually, those complications are made up of the drama that is teenage life. Sometimes... it's really complicated. Edward and Bella were already there before the surprise of their young lives threw them into a life they weren't remotely prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,975 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Against the Odds by knicnort3 reviews
When her brother Emmett is diagnosed with an aggressive form of leukemia, Bella attempts to save him by secretly embarking on a radical scheme involving his best friend Edward. As their plan proceeds, Bella and Edward must deal with the repercussions of their actions and a love they were never expecting. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,106 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Muse in the Attic by abronzeflame reviews
"Hush, little baby don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird, and if that mockingbird won't sing, Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring." A lullaby and an antique chest. Just what is the history of Bella's new house? Rated M for horror scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
To The Light by DTCPS reviews
A man of science, Dr. [Edward] Masen has devoted his career to studying bioluminescent marine creatures. But a moonlit dive and one bad judgement call put him at terrible risk. What will he learn from his mistake? And more importantly, will he finally understand that sometimes you can believe your eyes? "Your kind are dreamers like mine. But at present, we are both awake."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Any other person would have thrown away the busted camera but something told Edward to search for the owner B..A SW.N. E&B Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 152 - Words: 26,625 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Swan Twins by pinkiepoo04 reviews
Bella and Emmett Swan get bullied everyday at school. One day, they can't take it anymore and decide to move away. They return 2 1/2 years later. Will Forks reconize them? What will the Cullens & the Hales think of them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,113 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Another Place in Time by Claire Bloom reviews
Edward is spoilt, rich and bored, until he meets an unusual girl and they're trapped in a snow storm together. As the snow falls, and the yacht drifts out to sea, Edward tries to uncover the mysteries of the girl he rescued, especially what year she thinks she's from. B&E HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Under Pressure by JiffyKate reviews
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if your favorite characters starred in a John Hughes movie? We have! This is their story. The year is 1984. Bella and Edward are seniors in high school...where everyone is under pressure. Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,450 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corporate Affairs by chocaholic123 reviews
Bella is a Management Consultant who works hard and plays harder. Edward is a Union Leader who fights for his workers' rights. She is brought in to change things at the Car Factory. He won't let her. The fight is on, attraction becomes obsession, and the lines between love and hate are blurred. BxE, AH, OOC. Rated M for eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,193 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadows Of The Soul by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
Winner of the Mine to Mark Judges Vote, 2nd Place Public Vote, two Judge Favorites and Most Original Public Vote. l Fueled by desperation, a queen turns to a king known by the world as an uncivilized barbarian. Will he be able to save her from a fate that seems unavoidable by taking her as his own or will he turn his back on her like everyone else? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 328 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Auction House by Mine To Mark Contest reviews
Natural born non-human females are extinct. Humans know of the supernatural world and protect their females, just not well enough. Welcome to the Auction House.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kimberley Diamond by Mine To Mark Contest reviews
In Kimberley, a diamond mining town in the Northern Cape, South Africa, 1872: a frontier bride meets her very certain destiny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thank You For Waiting by Mine To Mark Contest reviews
When a mysterious stranger moves in next door to Bella in the middle of the night, he awakens something inside her that she didn't even realize she yearned for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen loves his job, but lives for his daughter. When her little world explodes he will do anything to piece it back together. But could the solution also bring him the happiness he didn't realize he was missing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,133 - Reviews: 8969 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas in the Sand by amandac3 reviews
While on vacation in Hawaii for her best friend's Christmas wedding, Bella has asked Santa for nothing more than to get lei'd properly. After a rather traumatic event on the beach, Edward, a superhero of sorts, comes to her rescue Baywatch style. Sparks fly and all that jazz. Will Edward be able to fulfill Bella's only Christmas wish? A short, fluffy, and fun Christmas Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Determined Heart by JenRar reviews
Eighteen-year-old high school senior, Bella Swan, falls for the unattainable: her twenty-eight-year-old English teacher, Edward Masen. Will they give in to the temptation of forbidden desire or walk the line of the law? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Dreams Come True by tinaababy reviews
Bella is a struggling English teacher. An almost-accident lands her in the arms of prince charming. Modern day times and a fairytale type of romance-or is it? AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,925 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Walk to Eternity by AlwaysAndForever13 reviews
Bella has a secret she doesn't want anyone to know about. She's been diagnosed with Leukemia and she doesn't know how much longer she will live. What happens when someone has to make the decision of life and death for her? Will he be able to? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,060 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Girl in the Creek by MandyLeigh87 reviews
They called her the girl in the creek. I just knew her as my older sister. And she was murdered when I was twelve years old. BxE AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,497 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Survival 101 by GumieStarz reviews
When Bella and her new friends Alice and Rosalie get a job on The maiden voyage of Cullen Cruise's new ship, They meet three mysterious strangers. But when the ship crashes, leaving them stranded on an island, will love blossom? or will war ensue? AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2009
Cultward by MillieClann reviews
University student Bella Swan is delighted when an old friend offers her an unofficial assignment: infiltrate the Authentic. But the task of assessing whether they're a dangerous cult or merely harmless eccentrics is complicated by her attraction to the leader, Edward Cullen. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,319 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7295 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
From my Window by kitkat681 reviews
Every morning she runs past my window. A love story told forward and backward. Rated M for...you know. Re-posting with a twist. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truly Fantabulous Journal of Puck, Trickster by Curlscat reviews
My life has been turned on its tail, spun around, dumped upside-down and inside out without any warning, and I've been left on my own to figure out how to deal with it. Formerly My Side of the Story. Chapter fifteen: After the first epilogue, through the second one. Sixteen years of Puck the adult. EDITED.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,596 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Puck - Complete
Wise Girls by HeidiCullen reviews
The 3 Mancini Mafia Triplets who were kidnapped and rescued at a young age are back from Italy and to pair with 3 hot Mafia men. Will they submit, can the Cullen men handle them. Canon Lemons Galore
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,877 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Edward, Bella
Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Loving Kind by thimbles reviews
There were nine words on the square of paper. Nine simple words that I have waited over a year to hear: "I was wrong. I miss you. I love you." My biggest mistake was falling in love with Bella. My second was telling her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,128 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dancing with the Devil's Daughter by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
-HIATUS- Edward always said that he didn't want to damn Bella's soul, but what if it was already damned? Bella's lived in Forks her whole life, and when the Cullens arrive, it's a very different girl that they are faced with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Cracked and Clouded Mirror by justaskalice reviews
A shadowy vision portends the end of everything, unless one small, insignificant girl can turn the tide. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,706 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
Call Me Home by LyricalKris reviews
Life wasn't easy in the early days of the wild west. There were them who settled the harsh land and them who wandered it restlessly. Edward Cullen was of the latter persuasion. He never had a home to rest his heavy heart. Ya reap what you sow, people get what they deserved, so how did a man who knew naught but wrong have something so good and pure handed to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One Night by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Edward desperately wants his wife's younger sister, Bella, and she wants him too. Neither want to cheat and tear their family apart, but their desire is overwhelming. They decide to have just one night together to get the lust out of their systems. But will it be enough?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lips Like Sugar by DTCPS reviews
It's Bella's birthday and she's determined to have a good time at a seedy little joint among strangers. She's in for a surprise she never would have imagined when the lead singer of the band proves to be more interesting than the bartender's tattoo. A collaborative O/S written for Ireen H on her birthday. by: BelieveItOrNot, Dragonfly336, dreaminginnorweigen, moirae, thimbles
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by reyes139 reviews
"I do not appreciate that kind of foul language coming out of such a beautiful young lady's mouth," his velvety voice growled as he stalked over to where we stood. His masculine stature towering over mine once in front of me… I felt intimidation mixed with want take over my slim frame, causing my body shiver and my panties to dampen. Slight D/s relationship/Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 583 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Fate Interrupted by drotuno reviews
What if Edward never returned to Carlisle after his "rebellious" phase? What if he and Bella were always meant to be? How do you pledge yourself to your mate if your life isn't yours to begin with? AU ExB Vampires...Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,825 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Bride by lovesam reviews
AH/AU OOC. Bella and Edward are forced into an arranged marriage by a pact made by their grandfathers. can a high school girl and a college graduate make this marriage work or will high school crushes and unwanted attention get in the way? first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,931 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Other Half by bluemoon255 reviews
Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad expecting a normal small town life. She soon realizes that she is mate to a vampire and her destiny lies in the vampire world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,349 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15302 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Song for You by GlowstickGirl reviews
Bella goes to live with the Cullen's after her famous musical family was killed at their castle in France.The police have no leads on who killed them.Bella is the only link everyone has to their death and beautiful music. Better summary inside AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,215 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Ideal Husband by headbandfreak reviews
After a humiliating experience, Bella Swan wants to forget everything and move on. It is not easy though. Frustrated with everything, she does something that will change her life drastically. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,865 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Restraint by MissThespian reviews
Bella and Jasper are a homicidal couple on the run from the law who take young, meek Edward hostage in his own house. Jasper soon realizes that they are in over their heads, and are nothing but pawns in Edward's game...and that he will do anything to have the beautiful Bella all to himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,126 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deconstructing Dracula by hmonster4 reviews
Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels of fate in motion, radically changing the lives of 4 people in ways they never would have expected. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,538 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something More by rbsschess reviews
He wants her, has wanted her for years. Will his eyes finally be opened to all she is and can she be his Something More. My entry for the Driven to Desire Challenge - Third Place Public vote winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shifter by Sammiee31 reviews
A story of a panther who searched half her life time to find her mate. Come and see how a Shifter and Vampire come together and learn how to look at for one-another. Canon pairs...for now. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,910 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Alternative by shoutycapitals reviews
Bella is unfulfilled by her previous relationships. She has a certain fantasy that she had not accepted...until now. What will happen when she falls in love with the owner of the most renowned BDSM club on the west coast? Canon Pairings. Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,098 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10574 - Favs: 11,644 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Within Reach by SoapyMayhem reviews
For years she's wanted him, fantasized about him, wanting more than he could ever give. He was never within reach... until now. Darkward/Olderward see disclaimer inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Gift For a Prince by MeYeahMe reviews
When Isabella is gifted to Prince Edward, can love really develop when so much is standing against you?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,799 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
Jumper by Agent Bella reviews
Bella is a Jumper. She gets found out and in order to protect her mum and step dad, moves to Forks. What will happen if she attracts unwanted attention from the suspicious Cullen Family. Edward and Bella. Normal pairings. Cullens are Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,749 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009
Hit The Lights by Cocoloco123 reviews
There are two groups. Bella has been bullied at 15 and has to move. An unfortunate event happens causing her to move back home. What happens when she comes home? BellsXJazz. Full summery inside. AllHuman. Rated M - Hiatus -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,944 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Take Me Home by LovinRob reviews
Bella is a sex addict who has a dark history involving abuse. Will a one night stand with a kind hearted and somewhat shy Edward change her perceptions of the world? And more importantly can he show her that love is tangible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 369,310 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Your Time Comes by twiXlite reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she doesn't intend to get mixed up with the local bad boy. With everyone warning her against him she feels compelled to know him. Ignoring the warnings, Bella finds herself drawn deeper into Edward's world than she wanted to go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,115 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Virgin Blood by col.mustard reviews
Bella is sent to a vampire's castle. She thinks she is going to die, but Edward has other ideas. This story involves Edward's sexual domination over Bella, but is ultimately a love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,564 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She's Mine by ericastwilight reviews
The promiscuous Edward Masen former mechanic now actor was seen at the latest place to be with none other than America's Sweetheart, Isabella Swan. AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,396 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 309,750 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13589 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Woman by LifeInkognito reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Friend of the Family by samekraemer reviews
How does someone inadvertently get mixed up with organized crime and live to tell about it? Good question. Full Summary Inside AH/OOC/All EPOV/Canon Couples/Lemons/Violence not graphic /Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,141 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mafia Mistress by rayne 24 reviews
"Finally she was mine and I relished in the feeling. No longer did I have to fear the what if's or maybe's. She belonged to no one else except me and until the day I breathe my last, she will be all I needed. My Mafia Queen." AH/OOC. NO UNDER 18's PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,769 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Baby Bella Cullen! by Love.RPattzx reviews
In this world Vampires imprint on their true love. Baby Bellas parent are killed and Esme and Carlisle adopt her. What happens when Edward imprints on her? Will it work out or will it be one big mess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love Doesn't Come In Packages by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella: "Many a person would wonder why an ordinary girl would be upset about marrying the Prince. Edward, my to be husband in less than 15 minutes, was marrying me on a deal." A story about a reversed marriage, and an accidental love. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6354 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4356 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Duty Weapon by BettiGefecht reviews
"Put the gun down!" - Bella and Edward caught in the act. By Charlie. And we all know Charlie owns a gun. Silly entry for the Remember-When-This-Was-Fun contest. Rated M. One-shot. Won 'Fic That Made Us Laugh Out Loud' - yay! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deep Trouble by JenRar reviews
Bella & Edward are married and spend time as a couple with an alternative lifestyle. One night at dinner, Bella disobeys the rules and must pay the consquences. Lemon warning. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
My Big Brother by Darkened-Sun reviews
She lost the only thing that mattered to her, her brother. After nearly 90 years she found him again & a new love & family. Full summary inside... PeXCh JXB AXE CaXEs EmXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,956 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 203 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews
A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dress by BittenBee reviews
It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gravestone of Two Lovers by 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7 reviews
Bella gets changed by Victoria about a week after Edward leaves. 77 years later she gets back to Forks only to find a mysterious person laying flowers on her grave. Is Edward still alive? is it him? find out. i am bad at summaries. better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 4,362 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Changing Fate by kakkii reviews
Edward and his brothers have secret powers, so what happens when four new girls arrive and uncover their secret.Will it start a prank war or will it bring them together? What if the girls have secrets too!BXE AXJ ANXBEN RXEM No Superman Stuff! /ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,515 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2009
Soulmate by tinaababy reviews
Edward Masen is a single father, ex-con, and an ex drug user. He and his child move to Forks for a fresh start. Bella Swan is a straight edge, young woman. When these two people meet, the attraction is inexplicable. AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,592 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mating Game by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward's been living in solitude in his Grandfather's bunker since the infection hit. On a routine trip to the surface, he's taken hostage by strangers and thrown into a dangerous mating game that could cost him his life and his sanity. B/E M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 266 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4146 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ain't Born Typical by StewLuv reviews
A convict & a juvenile delinquent cross paths during a shooting, which they are wrongfully accused of. Escaping together, they become the FBI's most wanted modern day Bonnie & Clyde. But together, they discover that they still might be human. *On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Edward, Bella
Elf by texasbella reviews
*Entry for TwInspirations Xmas O/S contest-NOW extending into short story* Bella's had a rough year and is ready to turn her back on the holidays until a chance encounter leads her to find someone to take care of ALL of her needs. Soft BDSM E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped By A God by justalil'obsessed reviews
Everyone knows the Cullen brothers are notorious criminals that can evade conviction at every turn. Everyone also knows that they always get what they want. To bad they decide they want Bella and her friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fever by Dooba reviews
Bella is ill and has a fever. Edward's body is cool and the perfect antidote to her overheated skin. Or is there more he could do to cool her down? AU M explicit content, written for the Twilight Kink Fest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Taste of Her Own Medicine by TwiPSChallenge reviews
Newlywed Bella Cullen has a bit of a dark secret that she tries to keep from her new husband Edward. The two have been together for awhile, yet it takes Edward finding out on his own to help her get what she wants. BDSM **Prompt #23
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toil and Trouble by LyricalKris reviews
The people of the 1600's believed in the monsters that haunted their nightmares. When witches are suspected to walk among them, the small town of Forkshire is torn apart, and the secrets of some of its residents brought to light.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Next Room by LovingMyth reviews
Bella & Emmett are staying with the Cullen's because of their mother's need to help a sick relative. Bella's completly fine, until Alice's brother Edward comes home after a 2 month school trip. What happens when Bella & Edward finally meet? All Human - DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,028 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Reader by texasbella reviews
Edward is running out of time to find his mate before the Volturi will demand his allegiance. It will take more than just infatuation to make it out on the other side. A story of vamps, witches and more. M for lang, lemons, violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisles Daughter by ShadowsDaughter reviews
Isabella Cullen was born 500 years ago and is roaming the earth pointlessly, that is until she finds her father in the cullens clan. **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,359 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Officer, Please by lindsay520 reviews
He's honorable, authoritative, responsible, aggressive, intimidating, smart, strong and looks sexy as hell in uniform. Yes, he is the law, the po-po, the fuzz, the heat, the boy in blue, but I think, deemed most appropriate, we shall call him...Copward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11454 - Favs: 8,973 - Follows: 6,569 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Is Always an Option by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella Swan, a young registered pharmacist from New Jersey, takes a job in the Forks, WA hospital, determined to start her life over. She meets the handsome, brooding Edward Cullen, who also works in the hospital pharmacy...on the night shift, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 213,857 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3832 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Visions of Death by Shazza-Girl reviews
Bella Swan has the power to see how people are going to die. It's not the most pleasent power but it's hers. When a sadistic vampire kills Bella's family she is adopted by the Cullens.cullens are vampires, bella is human, and jacob will become a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,499 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009
Anger Management by theonlykyla reviews
I'm pissed off...My anger is at all time high. The best way to relieve that frustration and stress is using my willing new assistant for some release. She prances around in those see through blouses and tight skirts. #1 in a series of 4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,850 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disarm by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S, 1st Place Pop/Judges Beyond the Pale 2 Contest. ***Please see warning before reading.*** Stalker, murderer, and psychopath, Edward Cullen has his sights set on his next victim, Bella Swan. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward - Complete
Interlude With A Vampire by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere at night and leads to one of the most fascinating encounters of her life. VERY M. Adults only, Vampire Sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,058 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Every Beginning Is As Happy As It's Ending by Esmefan1 reviews
Bella is bulimic. She goes to Forks for two weeks where she meets a green eyed boy. Can he help her? Can he be the one to bring her out of her depression? And, how does love fit into all of this? Rated T for Depression and Bulimia. All Human. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,823 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,239 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marking Bella by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Edward is fed up with Jacob's annoying and not so innocent thoughts of Bella. See how Edward lets Jacob know where his place is, as he gives Bella one of the few things she has ever asked him for. Revamped with blog, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E, C/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,313 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
A New Life by LUVTLIGHT21 reviews
Bella and her brother Emmett back to Forks to live with their father Charlie after living in Phoenix for 5 years. What will happen when they move back and see their old friends the Cullen's and the Hale's? AH Canon couples eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,758 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hunky Sugar Daddy by tinklove reviews
A simple question asked by a lonely Edward in hopes for the happiness he always wanted, answered by an unlucky Bella for the love she forever needed. All Human. ExB. Canon Couples. Lemons of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9472 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 218 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
I'm What? by sandersonsisters reviews
Bella-the quiet girl in the corner. Edward-most wanted guy in school. One night will change everything...forever... A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Alpha by Silverdust101 reviews
Alpha of a dying race, Isabella Swan is fearless,protecting her people from the Cold Ones who seem to be at the crux of war with them. What happens to her controlled nature when a 'different' type of Cold ones return to Forks. Possessive Edward and Bella UP FOR ADOPTION, PM ME IF INTERESTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 4,093 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Never Lost by bloodredeclipse reviews
The beginning takes place in the early 1900s. Edward and Bella have been friends ever since birth but when an outbreak of Spanish Influenza hits, their lives take a turn for the worse. Does disease separate them forever, or will they meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,061 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Attitude Original Version by MysticIce24 reviews
Isabella is shipped off to Forks by her parents. Can her cousin and his friends get her to drop her tough exterior and reveal the sweet girl underneath?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Is Forever Enough by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
Entry for the TLS Lemon's and Lyrics Contest. How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough, is forever enough? Because I'm never, never giving you up. A legend, a siren, and a mere mortal who is her destiny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Love by X-xColvoyX-x reviews
Prince Edward has just gotten out of a relationship with his latest fiance. And it's up to Carlise to pick a new bride for him. what happens when it turns out to be a commoner who thinks that Edward is a selfish prince. please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Music Of The Night by theladyingrey42 reviews
He seeks atonement through music. She seeks solace in an unseen world behind the curtains of a stage. What they end up finding is each other. Written for JAustenLover and Durameter for FGB:Eclipse. AU / BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,201 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,518 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4405 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Who's Your Papi? by FetlifeAtTwilight reviews
Every political figure has their skeletons and this Senator just likes to play Daddy. Enter the call girl, a woman who gives men exactly what they want. A Fetlife At Twilight Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
One for Sorrow Two for Joy by MissThespian reviews
Bella and Jacob are a match made in heaven. An escaped convict comes into her house and ends up kidnapping her, it turns out it wasn't completly by chance he came to that house. Everything is not as it seems. The real bad guy it closer than she thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Business or Pleasure by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Edward a lawyer who has just broken up with his cheating ex meets Bella who is having trouble getting the point across to her boss that she does not want to sleep with him while on a business trip. I own NOTHING Twilight! There WILL be GRAPHIC LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,459 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 401 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beware the Lycan by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
“I will never, I repeat never leave you alone Bella. You are mine. Do you understand?” His eyes starting to turn green. “Yes…” I gave in. "You will love me one day, Bella. I promise." I would never love him. Never. BxE. Lots of sexytime, hot dominating Ed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pet To Evil by YouMakeMyDreams27 reviews
This story has been adopted by thenextMrs.Lutz, go to her page and check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Since Seven by My Silver Angel Wings reviews
Since she was seven, Bella has been abused, and tortured. After her parents were murdered and she taken. A police force found her chained to a wall. What happens when a family of vampires become her foster family? ExB Canon pairs! ABUSE RAPE! CAUTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Me Here in Time by jadedandboring reviews
What do you do after your world changes, after you're no longer part of the relationship that practically defined your entire life? Who do you turn to when everyone around you has changed but swears you are the one who is different? Sequel to KRM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,684 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Exclusively by BoydBlog reviews
*WINNER - TFLN Contest* Edward was a sexual predator. The bars and clubs of Manhattan were his hunting ground. Would he let the ultimate prize slip through his fingers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrayal by Chedea reviews
Fate pushes Bella into a tangle of an arranged marriage, an affair, werewolves, vampires, deceit, loss, pain, but most of all love. Does love really over come all obstacles or are some things simply not meant to be? Can Bella take fate into her own hands
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,831 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Foame by hoot13 reviews
Bella Swan wanted answers of her best friend's death. She paid no attention to C.L.'s warnings so she found herself in the arms of Edward Cullen, the leader of the House of Foame- the highest ranking House in the Dark Vampire World. DARKWARD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Raising a Baby Bella by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Rated "M" for child rape and violence. A/U, OOC and OCs. My second attempt at writing a Baby Bella story. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tangled Up In Me by Accident Prone Klutz reviews
Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Darkness or Light by psyche001 reviews
Sequel to Set in Stone:She single handedly divided the Legion.Now she stands between the army which was created to destroy her & the side who will fight to save her. The battle was won when Aro decided to let Edward live, but who will win the war? BxE/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,415 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raven by Maeve Hawk reviews
Bella is a famous singer named Raven and attends Forks High. What happens when the Cullens find out? Starts at the beginning of Twilight. Not like Hannah Montana except for the whole double life thing. The Cullens are vamps. T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella
Black Sheep by xojeanxo reviews
A/H trouble maker bella is transfered to edwards school. will Forks high be able to handle bella, will edward. will they ever be an couple? or will the past get in the way of the future. has swearing alot actually better than summery. :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
We must discover and fly by Silverdust101 reviews
Bella and Edward have just met in person but they have known of each other's presence since they were both conceived. See as Bella discovers herself and Edward discovers exactly what he is, together. Secret powers will be unravelled. rating may change
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Fear The Reaper by EternalxSunshine reviews
Bella gets captured by a stranger in the middle of the night. She is brought to the black market and her life changes instantly. She encounters terrifying situations. WARNING Dominant Edward & Jasper. OOC warning. BE CAREFUL READING IF EASILY OFFENDED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,153 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
To kill or not to kill by caffeineaddict90 reviews
Edward is a drug-lord and also a very highly-placed mafia member that controls the drug-trade in a very large city. He has to kill bella for witnessing a murder he committed. But she's not at all what he expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mission Accomplished by ms.night reviews
Alice, Bella and Rosalie were adopted by the Cullen's now they are undercover FBI agents, but what happens when they have to accept their father decision that they need …male partners in a dangerous mission. AH. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
You are mine by brighteyes22 reviews
He suddenly grabbed me by the chin and cooed "You are mine". Bella is kidnapped and forced to be Edward's pleasure slave. ExB Dark Dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14389 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Side Of You by xbitterangelx reviews
When badass Edward is forced to be tutored by Bella Swan, a geeky yet troubled girl who has a horrific past, will the two be able to go through their trails and tribulations despite their flaws? AH - EdwardXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,148 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009
SORRY Mr Cullen by mstar816 reviews
ONE SHOT.Isabella Swan has been a naughty student,wearing skimpy clothes and submitting incomplete assignments.Edward Cullen,her professor,is frustrated by her irresponsible attitude and his lack of control around her.A man can have only so much control.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deceptions by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Edward,a century old vampire falls in love with Bella a human girl. Can they make it as a couple being from two different times and worlds? I own NOTHING Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 94,932 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella
Broken Promises Have Their Perks by The Twi-Tard reviews
Bella is a princess who is given to another kingdom after hers is defeated. She makes a promise with the prince. If he will not touch her she will not touch his things. Who will stay true to their word? ExB Rated M One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discovering Leos by Silverdust101 reviews
Bella has been roaming the earth for centuries stuck in her other half until finally she finds her mate. At the same time Leos are pondering whether to reveal themselves to the world or not. Lemons, True Summary Inside UP FOR ADOPTION, PM ME IF INTERESTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Island by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Bella falls off a boat and ends up on a mystery island. Vampire Edward Cullen is the only resident. He takes care of her, but afterwards won't speak a word and won't spend time with her. He say's theres no way of the island... But what's his real excuse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,537 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Winged Angel by BottledCoke reviews
Bella thought she was hallucinating when she saw a arm come through her mirror. But when she checks it out, she trips, thinking she'll crash and shatter the mirror but instead she falls into it and into another place. AH/AU, ExB, JxA, Language, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,789 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hoodwinked by psyche001 reviews
As the world takes a tailspin into the Renaissance, facing threats like The Black Plague & political upheaval, one brave Prince finds it in his heart to see past appearances & save a girl from a family curse. (First Place - The Glory Awards : Small Glory Category)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7028 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Daddy by SuddenlySandi reviews
This is a satire of Edward as a religious man taking Bella as a third wife. She is not the innocent he believes her to be and she is determined to bring the real man into the open. AH story by SDFreeze
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,780 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Imprints: A Lion Sleeps by XlaraC reviews
Bella hasn't changed in a century; she's been waiting for her mate. When Edward comes across the scent of an African Lion, which shouldn't be wandering the forests of Forks, their worlds change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's My Life by musicstarr1219 reviews
The Cullens and the Swans are close family friends.After her parents death Bella is taken in by Esme and Carlisle. Bella and Edward fall in love even though, Bella's 14 and Edward is 18. Possessive Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Wall by MissThespian reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phantasmic by BottledCoke reviews
After hearing about the "Phantom Doll", Edward can't help but be curious. He falls in love with the figurine and decides to buy it. There's rumors about the doll,how it got its name. It supposedly can move, talk and some former owners even claim it drank
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
To Love or To Be Loved by shattered crystal heart reviews
Bella never met Edward in Twilight,she was changed in the 1800's,and is now part of the Volturi, later the Cullen's go for a visit at Volterra, and meet Bella. But when Aro asks Bella to live with the Cullen's what will happen?I sense some love in the air
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,572 - Follows: 4,857 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kill Me, And Ill Save You by CallMeJess5793 reviews
Bella, a baby abandoned at a hospital only hours after birth, is taken home to a family of vampires. A story of Bella’s struggle as a human living with 6 vampires, Falling for another who still drinks from humans and finding her birth parents.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,480 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4554 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Billionaire by BoydBlog reviews
*Pick a Pic Challenge Entry* It was just a bit of fun, a chance for an all-expenses paid vacation, and a favor for her bestie. Never in a billion years could Bella have imagined just how much meeting Edward Cullen would invert her world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Arranged by Don't Bite Me reviews
Bella is arranged to be married to a man who she won't even see until after she has vowed to stay with him forever. But what happens when she meets a handsome stranger?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,229 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Out With The Old and In With The New by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
The Volturi are all dead and the Carlisle is now in charge. Find out what happens when the Cullen take over the rule of the vampire world. I own NOTHING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Grown Up Christmas List by AgoodWITCH reviews
Edward's always gotten what he wanted, from a baby sister to the career of his dreams. When Alice invites him to a holiday dinner, it brings him face to face with the last thing he'll ever want. Written for the SFFR Christmas Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isabella Swan, Volturi Princess by AvrilSays reviews
Ever since Edward left, Bella has been depressed. Now she is a vampire, and is known as the Volturi Princess, one of the most powerful vampires in history. When she is sent to destroy Edward's new reason for existence, what will she do? HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008
Let The Games Begin by sweetcrimefighter reviews
The Cullens and Hales decide to play a little game called truth or dare. How does the seemingly boring Isabella Swan get involved in this? Plenty of humor! Rated M for language and future chaps. Please read and tell me what you think, thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
24 Hours by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Bella Swan is told she only has 24 hours to live. How will she react and what will happen when she runs into a certain vampire? Based on the song 24 by Jem. Please read, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Creature by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
Bella doesn't understand why her parents don't want her. She knows that she is inhuman and possibly dangerous while living in the orphanage. The Cullens adopt her,wanting to give her a home where others arent disturbed by her powers. AU BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Growing Up a Cullen by h2ocatluvr33 reviews
3 year old Bella Swan has lost her parents in a vampire attack. The Cullen's have taken her in where she will live with them. Little do they know her parents killer is close by, watching little Bella's steps. Please review! This is my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,269 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Strange Arrangement by kryjen reviews
An accident puts Bella in Carlisle and Esme's care, but that's not the only strange arrangement. What happens when Bella finds out her parents also arranged her marriage to Edward, Carlisle and Esme's son? Read on. AH/AU Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,796 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Adoption! by twilight4evr84 reviews
Bella Swan was dropped of at a Forks Adoption Center when she was six. The cullens come in one day looking for a child. Everyone gains a Daughter or Sister. As Bella grows will Edward gain more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Now I Know What Love Is by AlexandraCull3n reviews
Bella Swan is a vegetarian vampire. What happens when she goes to Forks and finds her brother, Jasper, that died in the civil war? and he's a vampire? and what happens when she meets Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wasted Time by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella met Edward in 1918 but he died ... or did he. She's now a vampire and meets two vampires called Alice and Jasper who are planning on meeting new vampires. Will she see familiar faces again? Who knows? Btw I'm really bad at writing summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The marriage of hell by Ashley lyell reviews
An arranged marriage. An arranged marriage accepted by me! What the hell was I thinking? Edward being the irresponsible rich player in school, and me being the clumsy girl, this wouldn't work out! Why me? Why couldn't carlisle choose someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,742 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mrs Cullen and the Chicago Outfit by EricTheNorthman reviews
Bella finds herself in trouble with the mob, Rose helps set Bella on a path that promises to fix her problems yet could be more destructive emotionally than she ever imagined. We have Bella, the mob, Vegas, an unsuspecting Edward and a shotgun wedding! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,824 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: The Unwanted Bride by tumblin' di reviews
Bella is coerced into marrying a dying Edward Masen during the flu outbreak of 1918. The first time Edward sees Bella, he thinks she's an angel. The next time he sees her, he is sure she's the devil. Romance, humor, little bit of angst. Lemons later...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,618 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Forgotten Parties by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Bella wakes up with her first ever hangover and a whole lot of missing memories. What could she possibly be forgetting? And why was THE Edward Cullen sitting next to her? formerly o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is A Scene by allibobwa reviews
This is merely a scene between Edward and Bella. Be warned, heavy themes of rape. Darkward. Rated M for a reason... Please review if you read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Arranged Marriage by NiColiee reviews
Prince Edward and Bella are engaged because their grandfathers wanted them to get married. Please read story better than summary. Mishelyy helped me write this story so please read her story too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Women Want by Enchantments Contest reviews
The Cullens are about to lose their family business. How far will Edward Cullen go to save it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Longer Loved by twilightfan22494 reviews
Bella and Edward knew each other in 1918. Bella was his girlfrind but vanished. Bella was changed and then met Edward years later with someone else. His fiancée, Tanya. Edward can't remember his human life but can he remember her? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Siren's Song by Enchantments Contest reviews
It was so easy for Edward Cullen to be enticed by a creature of such beauty and allure, but being under her spell has a price. Can Edward survive a seduction by a creature as powerful as Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Corrupted by TheLyricalVixen reviews
Edward is one of the richest men in America. He is hiding a dark secret though. Young and innocent Isabella is finding out everything happens for a reason. Is there a reason though why she found out CEO Edward Cullen's secret. BDSM. OOC. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Night With A Prince by AlyxHera reviews
Bella is bound by duty to protect the royal family. Such is her position in the Volturi. As an elite fighter, she excells at protection. She instantly catches Prince Edward's eyes, and attentions. AH-OOC-AU, possible story now a oneshot LEMON republish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
In The Heat Of The Night by evieeden reviews
Bella and Edward encounter a problem when visting Renee in Florida.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight With a Twist, Kinda by fashiondivacab reviews
When Bella moves to Forks she's not human, but she's not a vampire either. Why is she in hiding? What is she hiding from? Only Bella know and she's not willing to tell anyone. Bella POV Rated T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,983 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transcending Time by boots-7 reviews
*FOR 2010 AGE OF EDWARD CONTEST* This couldn't go on. Every night I dreamt about the pharaoh and his wife. It was going to stop. I booked a flight to Egypt. *Egyptian Empire Edward 3000 Years Ago/Modern-day Edward 1984* *AU/LR* *Two Part One Shot*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Hunted by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella Jasper & Rose were adopted by Esme. Edward Alice & Emmett by Carlisle. Bella & Edward hate each other the second they meet. Carlisle proposes to Esme. Bella gets a phone call: her parents murderer escaped from prison & is coming to kill her too. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Whispers by Perdidit Amor reviews
She wasn't human. She wasn't vampire, werewolf, or shapeshifter so what exactly was she? Edward Cullen is left hanging whenever he encounters the new girl, Isabella Swan, because she isn't any species he knows of. Will he be able to uncover her secrets?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,021 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught by artisticteach reviews
Bella is sexually frustrated, extremely so since she and Edward have agreed to wait. When Edward is away Bella decides to take matters into her own hands, only to discover she can't bring herself to finish. What happens when Edward walks in? OOC/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Felicity and Bliss by Lumiere Nordiques reviews
My 100 word challange for Cannabalistic skittles. Wacky one shots and mini stories. Let's all delve into the semi-average life of a Grimm... Rated T.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,811 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
She Speaks Fear and Truth by ericastwilight reviews
She's haunted daily, but learns to deal with her gift, helping those in need. He hides behind his opinions ,seeking closure, barely living. When their worlds collide can they help each other. A story of loss, love and betrayal with a supernatural twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,716 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Human? by goodvi6es reviews
She had the sparkle, the speed, the unimaginable beauty too. But she's NOT a vampire. Will problems arise when she decides to run away to a little town named Forks after...a little accident...? Cullens are vampires. AU? Is Bella a vampire? Or not?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
When The Sun Sets by xxxooo reviews
Twilight Retold: Bella Swan is sick and moves to Forks to spend her last days with her dad. She was fine with what fate has brought her -- until she falls in love with Edward Cullen. Twilight with a hint of A Walk To Remember. Thanks for the reviews! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,031 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Set in Stone by psyche001 reviews
From within the night's secret shadows,a beautiful winged creature falls for a human girl.She is forbidden fruit in his world but still,he crosses the line to save her life.What happens when their worlds collide & she discovers his horrible fate? AU/M/BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 195,648 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Isabella of Condre by Gorge on Life reviews
King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
His Voice by Swirlingtorments reviews
“I will catch you Bella, you belong to me” I heard his voice echo through the forest. I ripped through the dark forest, running full speed! Edward was after me. I could feel his cold breath on the back of my neck. He would never give up, as never would I
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,547 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008
The Runaways by SimplyDazzling reviews
"What if your actions end up ruining someone's life? How do you pay for what you've done?" Events in the past have caused Edward to be broken. Bringing Bella into his dark life wasn't something he wanted to do, and yet, somehow was unavoidable. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,821 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Run Away, Run Away by Princess Aziza reviews
Bella tries to escape from her abusive stepfather. When she stumbles onto a house in the woods, she never expects what is waiting for her there... First fanfic. EdwardxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,115 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Am I Mental? by Henny1991 reviews
Bella has a gift, but when she tells her parents they commit her to a mental institution. What is Bella's gift and who is the demon doctor. What will happen when she transfers to Forks mental institution where the famous Dr.Cullen works? Currently on hold
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,526 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
the tree in the middle by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella and Rose are emo sisters and after renee their mom gets in a coma they move in with thier emo bro jasper and a abusiv charlie. then they meet the emo neighbors who are jaspers friends emmett and edward. will love bloom between bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,968 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Life I Live Now by The Little Romantic reviews
Bella Swan's parents have arranged for her to marry Edward Cullen. She is being forced against her own will and moves to live with him.Will she be able to go through with the marriage?And more importantly, will she end up loving Edward?Set in 1921.AUHuman
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 307 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doomed alone for all eternity! by Southern AnnaBelle reviews
I was neither vampire nor shapeshifter i was the creater of both. I am more alike to both then to be classified as just 1. R&R peoples T for langige and action and some yucky stuff! hahaha normal pairings... maybe! ON HOLD FOR REWRITE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Rage by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan rescues a small green eyed copper haired baby boy from a car stranded in a flooded creek. She is then rescued by the apparent father, an angry Edward Cullen. Can she trust him to love and care for his own child? And where is the real mother? M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,169 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm suposed to be dead but so are you by FredsForeverFanGirl reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15805 - Favs: 6,973 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choice Between Heaven and Hell by tellingmelies reviews
I never thought there would be a choice between heaven and hell; for any normal person the logical choice would be heaven. For me, well, that choice wasn't as simple. AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,486 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Silver Eyes by A.Damaged.Rose reviews
What they had done to me. The words were haunting." Bella is left to a destroyed fate when the Cullens leave and don't return. Immortal at 18, she is reunited with the family. Can she forgive and forget what was never hers to decide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,998 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rising Moon, Setting Sun by basbaljband33 reviews
When Renee is murdered, Bella runs away to Forks. But her mother's killer is intent on getting Bella, and he isn't going to give up soon. So when Bella meets a mysterious family, can they help her? Or will they put her in more danger than before? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,138 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Complicated Bliss by jellyjo2014 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. But what happens when Edward accidentally lets it slip that he loves Bella? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
I Own Your Ass by Dazzle-Me-Dead reviews
Bella isnt the only vampire at forks high school. When the cullens and bella get together.. what happens when a new vampire is in town and wants Edward for herself and will do anything to get him! M FOR LANGUAGE LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,834 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Kisses by BittenBee reviews
Bella's truck breaks down in a storm and the only shelter in sight is a mysterious home with an equally mysterious occupant. When she thought all was hopeless in life, a flame ignites within her once more. One bite at a time. One-shot, DARK THEMES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Abusive Silence by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Revenge by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella isn't your regular government agent. She's a rogue agent, and she's killing everyone that ruined her life. What happens when she takes an FBI agent, Edward Cullen, hostage? Will her revenge still be burned into her mind? AU, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mia Bella Principessa by aniratac.anna reviews
Bella is an Italian girl in vacation in London. Who will she find there? A story where true love and fairytales exist... and also Prince 'Charming' Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,066 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer Girl by TRDancer reviews
Bella has always thought that her future was set in stone, but could one defining party and one gorgeous boy change everything? AU/AH. Continuation of the one-shot written for the "Off the Page" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,637 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella and The Cullens by Nessierox reviews
Isabella is a sweet innocent 6 yr old,going on a trip with her parents.I guess fate was not on their side.Bella is now all alone until the Cullens find her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can't Sleep by HungerGamesGrimmGirl reviews
Sabrina can't sleep, so Puck kindly offers her his room to sleep in. *moved to Infinitemaybe's account!*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Sisterly Bonds by quail58 reviews
Bella and her twin sister, Alice, move to Forks when their mother remarries. Alice falls for Jasper not realizing he is a vampire, and she unknowingly drags Bella into the Cullen's secret life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,096 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Cullen by Sirius.Is.Not.Dead1989 reviews
Bella is a student. Edward a cruel teacher. Of course they get kinky. SMUT eventually, you have been warned. Allhuman. E/B. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Memory Of Love by Rurple101 reviews
POST-PONED Bella used to be bullied by Edward Cullen when she was younger and was driven to leave Forks to live with Renee instead.A few years later and she's back with a plan. She's a woman who wants nothing more than to see Edward in pain.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bellarella by jaxsmommy23 reviews
Starting with a lost cell phone, ending with a changed life. Bella’s dealt with unfavorable events and unlikeable people. With his past and urge for revenge, it would be a surprise for her to walk away unharmed and for Edward to be happy with his choices.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,200 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Everyone hates Isa by affarie ava mai reviews
Everyone hates Isa she is bullied & moves.Then a few years later newly-found number-one model, moves to forks for a break. But only one thing matters. Will they recognise her as the old Isa or the new Bella? Better than it sounds, gaurantee! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,478 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Do You Hear That? by Mutatio reviews
Bella's insane- or that's what she thinks; not many people hear music every hour of the day. After moving to forks she's aware of this and of Edward Cullen, a Vampire. Co-written with RavenclawRebel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
No Matter What by Ayns and Sky reviews
Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 387,012 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Letters From Delta by Sailor Angie reviews
COMPLETE-Lonely and paranoid, Edward Cullen, Hollywood's new 'It-Boy' decides to leave his instant fame behind him. He re-locates to a small town in Northern Wisconsin where he'll discover life out of the spotlight is just as complicated. AU/AH ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,550 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New York Love by Srorywriter101 reviews
Edward is a Mafia boss, Bella is a waitress studying Ballet. What happens when he decides he wants her? Will Bella give in? Set in New York, all human. Rated M for lemons. Mainly E/B, but some forced J/B. WARNING; Dark Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make Love Not War by TnmElovr reviews
Bella is a recovering anorexic and bulemic when the Cullens move to Forks and shake up her world. Bella also has a dark secret that the Cullens want to discover, and are shocked at what they find... better/full summary inside. please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Long Overdue by 4kitty101 reviews
When Bella & Jasper were human they were brother & sister, Jasper goes off to war & dies. Edward & Bella marry but Edward dies of the influenza. Bella is changed. As all vampires, they met each other in Forks but Edward already has a mate.. ExB IN THE END
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Story by gimmethecoffee reviews
Isabella Swan met Edward Cullen in 1918, when her family were hosting a party. There, they danced, fell in love and soon after were engaged in secret. Almost 100 years after Edward's "Death" they meet again in a high school in Forks, Washington, both as Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weighing In: Losing to Gain by HEAR reviews
*EXPANSION OF THE ONE-SHOT* Overweight and under-appreciated, Bella has stalled at life. When the chance arises to compete on America's favorite weight loss game show, will she take the opportunity to change her life and find love in the process? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10018 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunted by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella witnesses her mothers', fathers' and brothers' murder and narrowly escapes with her life. Dr Cullen takes her in when no-one can, but the horrors follow her there, haunting her. How does this girl know so much? What the hell happened to Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can't You See? by Kakabel reviews
Bella was an angel, but it was taken from her. She hates her job of reminding vampires of their souls and didn't expect to fall in love with Edward. Is she willing to leave heaven behind and join Edward on earth?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,465 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Runaway by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Bella has run away from her father Aro, the leader of the Volturi. She didn't want to but she didn't want to be locked in the castle anymore and is truely sad to leave. She is on the run from the Volturi guard but then years later she meets Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella
Bella come una Rosa sotto la Pioggia by Mrs.Shapiro reviews
Italian title English story. Bella is a new vampire who has moved to Forks the town her parents had grown up in. Bella thinks she's starting a regular vampire life until she meets the Cullens. T for language and possible suggestive content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets by Me Bored.inc reviews
Isabella Swan is, in the eyes of most people shy, but the truth is she is hidding from them. When she is adopted by the Cullen's she thinks she's safe. But is she really?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
Behind Enemy Lines by Namariel reviews
Reposting in FFnet due to death of Twilighted account. Started out as a rescue mission, until Masen's 'copter went down in flames. Now he's stuck in enemy territory with Bella Swan and a whole lot of background issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,302 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 182 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Wonders of Starbucks by DeadlyPrecious reviews
Bella and Jasper are twins. Jasper bring Alice and his friends to meet Bella, and they all instantly click, especsially Edward and Bella. All human! Read the last chapter, i'm not longer continuing this, someone else is. Link inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pleasure House by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella is 'saved' by Victoria and becomes a whore in her house. Until Edward comes in her life and she desires to be kissed, to be loved and to leave that Hell on Earth. Will their love be strong enough to resist her job? Read and find out what happens.BE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,895 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Alice, Help Me by MyImmortalMajor reviews
What if Alice did see the emails Bella sent her. What would be her reaction? What about the rest of the Cullens? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Psychic & the Mind Reader by JenRar reviews
When Alice has a vision of herself with Edward...together, how will the future play out with our favorite psychic and mind-reading vampires? A/E & R/Em. No Bella or Jasper in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Alice, Edward] - Complete
Agent Shadow by Agent Bella reviews
Bella Swan Code name: Agent Shadow is sent on a mission to protect the Cullens. She goes undercover. Will she brake the number 1 rule and get emotionally involved? BxE, T for languge & violence. THE REST OF THE SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,306 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi by Sovoyita reviews
My name is Isabella Marie Swan Volturi and I have been held captive against my will for the past seven years of my short, insignificant life. This so-called “home” I live in has been nothing short of a prison cell for me ever since I got here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,817 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best of Both Worlds by iluv2LOL reviews
Bella leaves her Mum in Italy and comes to Forks to live with her Dad and twin brother Emmet. She has a secret though she is a famous singer IZZY TAYLOR. Who does she see from her childhood?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Secrets Not Told by Jasper winked reviews
Name? Bella Swan. Age? 17 years. I think. Home? What ever flies by my fancy. Not that I can be picky. As of this second, it's Forks, if Your Highness wants to know. Little, tiny details that still manage to rule my life? Yeah... I have wings. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella
What a way to go by LemonPrincess reviews
Bella and Edward have sex... hot sex.... loads of sex... and get caught Lemon//Sex//Lemony
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project Hope by SRWM reviews
After going to hell and back, Isabella Swan is sent to live with a new foster family. Her parents are dead, she's a victim of many horrid things, all she wants is to find her brother, she has three sadistic killers after her. Can she get her life back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
my emerald summer by baby devils reviews
Its summer time! Bella, Alice, and Jasper are spending the summer at the Cullen's house with the biggest player, Edward. Will Bella just ignore the weakness in her knees when ever he looks at her or will things get hot? sorry lame sum but enjoy BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Enchanted by bornagoof reviews
Bella is sorceress that moved to Forks what happens when she meets the Cullens? Wars break out, love blossoms, and rules are broken. Can love really conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,895 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Empress by kat.9981 reviews
Bella moves to live in the small town name Forks with her dad. In that town there is a house that is said to be haunted. When a dare cause Bella to enter that house, she figures out the house is more than just haunted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aphroliete by UnintendedFrenzy reviews
Written for the FML contest. Bella Swan is not proud of the fact that she's a virgin, so she takes on a challenge handed to her by her therapist in the hopes it will ease her sexual frustrations. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First time by JustForLols reviews
Bella and Edward finally have sex for the first time...in charlie's house...on charlies sofa...in the living room. i know, i stink at summarys
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Learning the Old Ways by ForbiddenWords reviews
1700s setting. Edward's a Duke also a secret dom. Bella is his assistant. Edward secretly loves Bella, and Bella loves him. Edward incourages Bella to be his sub. D/S. M for Lemons/Sexual content & Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,144 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Conflicted by psyche001 reviews
Her peculiar gift will also prove to be her curse & the one thing haunting enough to drive Edward to his gravest decision ever. Betrayal for her life vs. acceptance for her love. He will save her life but it might cost him her love. M/AH/language/angsty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 436,086 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Next? by twird96 reviews
Yes, aother Edward-left-Bella story. But this 1, Edward and the cullens go to Forks 100 years later and sees Bella. But y does she look human. E and B pov. B/Ed A/J Em/R C/M J/D OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brother VampBear by twird96 reviews
In his human life Emmett had a sister. Bella. Some time after he is turned, she is turned. What happens when they meet? Will Emmett handle Edward and Bella falling in love? T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett
White Lilies by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
EXB. Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his family decided to spend their summer at the rainiest place they could find – Forks. Then one day Dr. Cullen got introduced to the new nurse. Much to his surprise they met before. “Hello Dr. Cullen. I’m Isabella Swan.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,293 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3613 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by Mimi-Love-4ever reviews
Protect your charges, child, whoever they are. Remember the rules." Seven new charges for me to protect, unheard of. From what, is the concerning part. Great. ExB, JxA, RxEm, CxE. First fanfic. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 256,834 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extraordinary by dreamstar1995 reviews
Bella Swan is illegally taking care of her brothers. She is a vampire but has amazing self control. Then she moves her and her four brothers to Forks, Washington. What will happen when the Cullens meet her. First fanfiction ever. Rating may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who Am I by MysticIce24 reviews
Co-authored with OrangeBlossom. Shattered by life, living one hardship after another, Isabella Swan doesn't let a soul in. How can she after all she's suffered? Will one accidental knock down give her a life she deserves to have? The love she needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,142 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
My past ruined my future by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Bella Swan is alone.She has problems that no one knows.They hurt her inside and people say she's crazy.She only talked2 Kate her best friend who is dead. Now she's going2 live with her dad and bro. Maybe she is nuts? Rated M IALY has just been changed2 M2
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,790 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Weighing In by HEAR reviews
Overweight and under-appreciated, Bella has stalled at life at 22. When the chance arises to compete for a spot on a weight loss game show, will she take the opportunity to change her life? AH/OOC *One-Shot for the Indie First Time Writers' Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
Human Trafficking by Sovoyita reviews
Taken by men who are going to rent me out to strangers that will take advantage of me…Brilliant. This wasn’t bad luck. It was my sentence to hell. Rated M for adult themes including rape and slavery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,562 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
So Called God Among Men by artisticteach reviews
Originally for The Sexy Edward Contest by twilightaddict26 which was my old account -Edward thinks he's God's gift to women and the new girl knocks him off his player pedestal. Slutty and Slightly Dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 8,621 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess of Volterra by Kaylagirl1238 reviews
I never knew that I could recover, but I did. 150 years later I have the role in lead assassin, head of the vampriss-Now look at me Isabella Marie Swan,Princess of Volterra!and tonight the covens will be told tonight,they will be their,god help me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,787 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet, Sour, Sexy revenge by CBCRAZYGRL5 reviews
Bella was a nerd in Elementary school. She was bullied by lauren and edward. What happens when she comes back smarter, cooler, and a whole lot sexier? Rated M for sex/violence in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
Stockholm Syndrome by acquintessence reviews
The first time I saw Edward Cullen, he had pummeled Mike Newton to pulp and was methodically licking Mike’s blood off his fingers. Like Mike was a cake and his blood was the icing on the top. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bittersweet Visitors by twilightfan213 reviews
Edward left. Bella is the princess of the volturi. What will happen when a familar family visit the volturi? Summary is bad!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are The Cullens by browneyedgirl1984 reviews
Edward comes across 2 month old Bella he learns she is his mate. What does he do he kidnaps her and waits for her. Learn how the Cullens became a family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Baby Bella Cullen in a basket by oreobabysunshine reviews
Bella was found on a beach in Washington by the Cullens. In her back pack there's a note that says.. 'I want to see her again in 12 years'. What can they uncover about Bella's past? When little Bella becomes a big girl Edward finds himself falling for her
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella
You Look Familiar by Momentarily Sane reviews
Okay, lets see, Bella and Edward were best friends back in 1918. They were close all in all, but what happens when Edward 'dies' from the spanish influenza, and human Bella is met face to face with a lion! Many years after all this happens....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking In and Breaking Out by LaurenDanielle reviews
Bella Swan is spending another Friday alone when her house is broken into and she is kidnapped. When one of her kidnappers frees her she begins to realize that there is more to him that just a messed up criminal. M for Lemons and language. BellaXEdward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,789 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by x.charli.x reviews
Bella is a famous singer and is trying to escape the fame and fortune. She goes off to live with her brother, Emmett, in forks Washington and lives with the cullens. Will love blossom! Better then it sounds! i swear!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,638 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Master cullen by miss.steer reviews
never been kidnapped? your lucky, me and my sister had been kidnapped by vampires who want us as slaves, we hav to obey them,will we ever be free? bella and alice are kidnapped and are made to work. DARK EDWARD! only just started, canon pairings! ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tomboy Bella by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella grew up to be a tomboy with her brothers Jasper and Emmett. When they move to Forks with their dad, Bella, Emmett, and Jasper's lives might get a lot more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frenetic by pulsepoint reviews
Edward is a crime reporter living in Chicago. When his articles attract the attention of one of the city's notorious Mafia lords, things go rapidly downhill. ExB, AH, Rated M for graphic violence and profanity. For the Thing Called Love Contest. Really.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Things talk by luv-edward cullen-forever reviews
Bella’s mother died when Bella was five and Bella discovered that things can talk to her-as years progressed, Bella got used to it. This story just goes through her life as things talk to her-its really cool and there is EDWARD & BELLA plz read it-Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hush Little Bella by bellezza danneggiata reviews
Vamps. The Cullens rescue a baby when her parents are brutally murdered one night and try to protect her. Whats Edwards connectiong to the baby? Can they save and protect her? death, E/B, lemons later on...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,027 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forces Of Nature by Tyley1 reviews
They walk among us, thier powers unknown to the rest of the world. On a compound outside of Forks Washington they are being gathered and trained. What common threads will bring them together or rip them apart? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,752 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jingle Balls by GemmaH reviews
When Bella is offered a job with the mysterious Cullen family she accepts. But will she be able to accept how their secret affects their beautiful and hot son Edward? With enough lemons thrown in, I'm guessing yes ;o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lucky One by Beamqueen40 reviews
Bella is a six year old who is abused by her father and left to die till Carlisle saves her. The family wants to adopt her, but mut hide their secret till she's 16. Then she decides what she wants. BxE Story is better then summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Memories by DisneyRBD reviews
An unexcepted vistor comes to Forks at the worst time when the Cullens begin to notice something different about Bella. But what? Who is this vistor and why is he in town? What is Charlie hiding from his daughter? Or is she really his? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,815 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward, OC - Complete
Immersion by katmom reviews
Immersion: interest in something that occupies all the time & energy available. Bella, the new girl/vamp at Forks HS, smells something wonderful. Edward, a sweet geek, smells something great too. What if vampires imprinted/mated according to scent? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,106 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Brings Us Together by bandgeek4life4281 reviews
Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen are getting married and its time for the families to meet. So Rosalie and her sister Bella and brother Jasper go to Forks for the summer to get to know the in-laws. Will everyone get along? BXE RXEm JXA please R&R! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,554 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temptations of the Unloved by BittenBee reviews
Surrendering himself to a rare, exquisite beauty, Edward Masen trades in his bloodlust to dance on the edge of sexual temptation with another lonely soul. 1st Place Winner in the Bridal Style Anonymous One-Shot Contest. AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Princess Isabella by x-emo-chick-x reviews
Bella is a princess. She is forced to marry, but who? Will she stick with who her father chooses or follow her heart? How will she deal with the chalenges of life? BxE. Human/Vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Fallen Angel by Jane Irene Masen Cullen reviews
Bella isn’t really human. She’s a fallen angel. She did something bad in death and as punishment is here for 20 years of her death, even though she can’t age. What will the Cullens think when they find her 16 yrs after she left them? Full summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Life by Alexandra.E.Cullen reviews
Bella is the human daughter of Carlilse.He thought that after he became a vampire she died of old age.Now 358 years later Bella finds her father.She falls in love with Edward,but will they live happily together.Bad summry complete Summary inside.1st story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extended Family by x23453 reviews
Emmett and Rosalie left the Cullens to adopt a child, Bella. What happens when later on in life she comes across the other Cullens at high school and sparks fly between her and Edward? Cute/ Fluffy story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,491 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
House Full Of Boys by RomanticVamps reviews
When bella's parents die she blames herslf, she moves in with her brother, Emmett, and his house mates.What happens when Bella's feelings grow for Edward?How hard is it going to be keeping a danger magnet alive?cannon/AH OCC possibly PUT ON HIATUS sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who Would Have Thought? by 17vampire reviews
Bella and Edward are forced to marry. Why? They dont know. Problem? They hate each other. So what happens if they have to have a child? In a year? What if Bella has a past she is not willing to share? What will happen to them? Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Revenge by Brilliant But Insane reviews
When Moth escapes from her prison in Faerie, will Sabrina and the rest of the Grimms stay safe? Especially when Moth joins the Scarlet Hand, who knows what she'll do to make Puck become hers? PuckxSabrina, RedxOC
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Bella's Terrors by You-won't-see-an-iguana-here reviews
Bella is beaten by Charlie, New students are attending the highschool... I wonder who Sorry, first story, not that great at summaries All human. Rated M for violence, rape, and language. Characters may be OOC. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE A MEAN CHARLIE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,924 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Charlie S.
The Reception by The Literature Dragon reviews
9 years into the future, a wedding, a honey-moon, and a very pregnant Sabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Music of the Night by Oriana de la Rose reviews
The Phantom has been haunting Bella's dreams, teaching her to sing. He is strong and passionate, but he has a darker side that he's trying to hide. He is a Vampire and only through Bella can he create the Music of the Night.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,271 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
A Beautiful Strength by MusicallyRoni reviews
Strength can be masked with beauty… Yet undeniably,it is still there…My name is Isabella Swan… And I am a Vampire.//Isabella Marie Swan is a 183 year old vegetarian vampire with astounding abilities.Will she ever find the beauty behind the powers she has?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marriage by spyoftherouge reviews
Bella is the beloved Princess of France. When she has an arranged marriage to the Prince of England, can she re-establish a good reputation with the unwilling Englishmen? Betrayal, adventure, battle, and loss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
A Family's Love by The Novelist in Training reviews
AU: Bella is a vegitarian vampire when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens, She soon moves in and becomes part of the family, and falls hard for Edward. Edward and Bella it's my first story give it a try! read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,501 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Beyond Repair by AnnaCullen05 reviews
Bella is going to school & living in Los Angeles. She meets Edward who works at the garage with her brother Jasper. Edward & Bella have a relationship that continues on a sometimes bumpy road. Please Read & Review. Bella's POV. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Corn Maze Menace by ericastwilight reviews
Edward catches a tantalizing scent of blood in a corn maze, and he must have it. Halloween one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rejection by psugar reviews
We all know that Jessica tried to ask Edward Cullen out, here is my version of it. My first fan-fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
All Days by katjakatt reviews
What if Edward's reaction to Bella was a little ...different? OOC, darkward. all belongs to someone who is not me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie Napped by All.Alone.In.the.World reviews
What would happen if Victoria and James left the meadow peacefully, but came back when Bella was changing, and kidnapped Nessie? Cannon, suck at summaries. RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella's Frustration by brin-smyth reviews
Edwards trying to take it slow before the wedding but it's taking it's toll on Bella, full of lemony goodness in future chapters : please leave reviews as this is my first ever fanfic! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
That thing you do by TnmElovr reviews
Bella Swan was abbandoned at the age of 3, when the cullens plan to adopt her.What happens though as Bella ages and Edward starts to fall in love with his little sister? I know its been done before but give it a chance please! Also i suck at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Little Girl by Jazz425 reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Gifted by EdwardLuvr595 reviews
Bella Swan has been a vampire since 1925. When she starts out High School she finds out that her family aren't the only vampires there. She meets Edward Cullen and has an instant pull towards him All vampire. My 1st fic so tell me how i did! thnx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leopard Pumps and Lawsuits by ladyinblue6 reviews
An entry for the Love of Jasper contest. Japser is a lawyer and Alice is his secretary. They end up engaged after spending many nights alone in the office together. Alice gets jealous of an old flame, and makes up for it by becoming the dirty secretary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Start of Something New by SunshineXD reviews
Bella and Jasper move to Forks. Why? Because Bella sees dead people. Jasper knows people's emotions. What happens when they get to Forks and discover others like them? Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Rose/Emmett. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,014 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
War Family by twird96 reviews
Bella was Maria's partner. She wants out. She gets help from her new brother Jasper. They get separated. Will Bella cause family problems? Will she fall for the carming Edward? BXE JXA EMXR OOC and AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chosen by lovingedward reviews
Bella,who felt content with her 3 years boyfriend Mike,was very surprised to find that she was the chosen bride to be by the most powerful man Edward Cullen.Edward is mildly dominant. Some Lemons, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,410 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Joy Ride by Khlarka2 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in newmoon, bella vanishes the first week. 10 years later and the cullens are back in forks, and so is another coven of bloodthirsty vampires. Just who is their leader? Why is she so different? EXB way better than it sounds, Trust
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008
Demon Guide by Hamie120 reviews
After entering into the world of Satanism, Bella Swan discovers a handsome, bronze haired Demon Guide who is willing to help her expand her spiritual abilities. Will she keep this secret from her twin sister Alice and older brother Emmett? Is it Possible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 277 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete