Wesley E. Matillies
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Joined 05-15-09, id: 1935173, Profile Updated: 02-16-13
Author has written 19 stories for Man From UNCLE, NCIS, Blakes 7, Misc. Movies, Crusade, Discworld, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, and Phantom of the Opera.

Updating shall be slow so I apologise in advance. I hate when reality gets in the way of a good story.

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Lobes for Politics by milothelast reviews
This Ferengi story takes place shortly after the conclusion of the Deep Space Nine series. Grand Nagus Rom has summoned his brother Quark to the home planet Ferenginar.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Quark, Rom, Brunt - Complete
The Man in the Long Black Coat by AKs-on-show reviews
The Doctor and Sophie have survived the Protocol, the Daleks and the Trickster's Brigade. They've visited the towers of New Tokyo and Tuscany in the seventeenth century. But the Doctor has been keeping a secret from Sophie: history records that she died as a five year old in 1996, long before she met the Doctor in 2011. How will the truth come out, and what will it mean for Sophie?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 209,994 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Shalka Doctor
Cupid's Cove by Spockaholic reviews
Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,598 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Games of Kings by Deritine reviews
Yugi doesn't seem as upset about wishing away his Yami as Jareth thinks he should be. Now being continued! Expect erratic updates, though.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Jareth, Yami Yūgi
Ohana by KCUrquhart reviews
The Avengers get a day off. Coulson decides that they're having a Disney movie marathon.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tell Me a Story by Uncle Charlie reviews
They are pinned down and injured, so Napoleon's request seems an odd one.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Come With Me, Sarah Jane by AKs-on-show reviews
At the end of Sarah Jane Smith's life, and old friend returns to usher into eternity.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Sarah Jane S.
Stolen Kisses by Ismira Daugene reviews
Starting just after the events of the Labyrinth, Jareth approaches Sarah again with a different kind of game in mind. **Rated for adult situations**
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,029 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Last of the Great Euphemisms by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Napoleon has a thing about watching Illya eat noodles... heading in a slashy direction
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Napoleon S., Illya K. - Complete
The uses of a stopwatch by Laurenke1 reviews
Little drabbles about what Ianto and Jack could’ve been up to with a stopwatch. Set after the “they keep killing Suzie” episode. rating may go up and the warning may very in each drabble.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Devious Little Angel by netjer ankh reviews
Bakura's day starts out with his best friend chaining him to his own bed and leaving him there. And he has to go to school. He's almost late and he falls in love with the new kid by the end of homeroom. This is one hell of a day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Owning a Goblin King by misunderstoodemon reviews
Well here's the thing; when the proferred prize for reviewing actually shows up, what to do with a bare-chested and chocolatey Goblin King? NOT mature. Reviews appreciated!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jareth - Complete
Tell Them I Ain't Comin' Back by sudipal reviews
It's been years since Malcolm Reynolds had first taken on the persona of Richard Castle. But when he finds out that his crew had never given up searching for him, which life will he choose?
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,078 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Gibbs Says Uncle Affair by Gale Force reviews
A hopefully madcap and fun cross-over between the Man from Uncle and NCIS. Action, adventure, a little romance...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M.
It Wasn't His Fault After All Part One by Marie S Zachary reviews
Niles has a secret. It is a secret that's been eating him up inside. One that he's been dealing with for 5 years. Read and find out more. What is the secret? What will happen when it's discovered? Will it tear a friendship apart? Read and find out
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009
Blind Date by startraveller776 reviews
Ten years after the Labyrinth, Sarah's friend sets her up on a date with the new guy from the office. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Interferences of the Goblin King Sort by SuicidalAphrodite reviews
Every fangirl has her own conversations with our Beloved Goblin King. These are mine.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Jareth
285 Reasons To Hate You by MoralEventHorizon
Klingon war loot from the time of Kahless turns up during a mining operation and falls into the wrong hands. A cultural voyage from Ferenginar to Breen, to Nausicaan asteroids and the Orion Syndicate. OCs are legion, canon is holy, hail Ferenginar.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,332 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Brunt, Quark
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Peanuts by Hutchie reviews
Just a silly little drabble. :
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Color Me Blue by Uncle Charlie reviews
Just how does Illya relax?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Gotcha! by Uncle Charlie reviews
A follow up to "Are You Bored?" Revenge is a dish best served cold... you're about to enter the Illya Zone...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010
Of Wagers and Moustaches by austenfan1990 reviews
A light-hearted Poirot/Hastings fic. Hastings being left in London while Poirot deals with a case in Scotland decides to grow a moustache as part of a wager. Poirot's reaction, to his surprise, is not what he initially expects. Slight slashy moments.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete
The Boys and Their Toys Affair by Uncle Charlie reviews
Napoleon is bored - not a good thing. He involves his partner - equally not good. The havoc they rain upon their fellow employees - priceless...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Memories by Madam'zelleGiry reviews
Poirot reflects on previous cases.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Captain Hastings, Hercule Poirot - Complete
What's up, Doc? by Uncle Charlie reviews
Warning - punning, silliness and Napoleon betraying a trust for a good cause... personally, I blame Tex AVery...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
The Grampa Affair by Uncle Charlie reviews
Next in the Mouth of Babes series - the title really says it all. And I still maintain that this is all Ikeepgoldfishinmy bra's fault...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
To Have Your Cake by Uncle Charlie reviews
Part of the Easter Egg challegne - prompt was a lamb cake
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Inside Looking Out by Uncle Charlie reviews
A Working Stiffs story for St. Crispin as part of the Easter Egg Challenge. sometimes just seeing is the hardest part.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Double Take by Uncle Charlie reviews
Napoleon and Illya find out soething about Mr. Waverly that neither of them suspected. Slash alluded to but nothing else. PG-13 for language only
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
There's Always an Antidote by LiquidLash reviews
Series of random Janto drabbles or bits of fluff posted whenever I write them. Twenty second, Thief: Ianto wakes up and something is ever so slightly off. Jack's on hand to... er... Screw it, this has no plot! Enjoy.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ducklings by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
An intruder at NCIS headquarters leads to a Scottish girl with a strange past. Also, someone has it out for NCIS. But who? And why? Should include hints at Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009
Of Coffee, Kisses and Coats by Rietta reviews
A series of random unrelated drabbles featuring our favourite Teaboy and his Captain.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Cutting Corners by E350 reviews
Why exactly did the Endeavour explode so easily? Random oneshot. Warning - Beckett mocking.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Cutler B. - Complete
Hurdle by Hse Hissie reviews
Amelia ends up in sickbay after a fight against her inner demons.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sucker Punch by sudipal reviews
Just a quick one-shot based on the Castle episode 'Sucker Punch.' Spoilers for that episode. Warning for mild swearing in both Chinese and English translation.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Jim's Sick Leave by Eupa reviews
Jim catches flu and it falls to two civil servants to keep the country running. Who would've known that a brief absence would lead to all manner of revelations...? Rewritten. Slash.
Yes, Prime Minister - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
All Alone in the Dark by W0lf-Spirit reviews
Eric Idle and Mike Palin are writing for Monty Python. But the power cuts in London have plunged them into darkness. Eric decided to act on his emotions.
Monty Python - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
An Illya Christmas Story by Uncle Charlie reviews
A reason why Illya shouldn't drink eggnog and you shouldn't leave Uncle Charlie alone for any length of time. PM me for the accompanying illo...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Monty Python's Twelve Days of Christmas by ShesNotTrappedInWonderland reviews
Yup, I went there.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Sith Friday by Obi the Kid reviews
Pre-TPM. Another adventure in the life of 13 year old Obi-Wan Kenobi, better known as Yappy Obi in my humor fics. This time he takes on shopping at the mall on Sith Friday.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Once the Ink Dries by Uncle Charlie reviews
A contract worker is brought in for a specialty job and how are they going to get Illya to sit still for this one. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Benched by Uncle Charlie reviews
Life can be strangely revealing when you stop long enough to watch.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Stubborn by Hse Hissie reviews
Jim is as stubborn as usual about sickbay! Birthday present to my friend!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Casting Call by E. Wallace reviews
The challenge was to work the line "And then my uniform fell off, and they shot me dead" into a story. Short and fluffy.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - B. Crusher - Complete
Brown Coat by sudipal reviews
Um... did anyone else catch the episode of Castle entitled Vampire Weekend?
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
The Finest In The Fleet by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Twenty-one years after Star Trek TOS, a new crew took flight on a new Enterprise... and they truly were "the finest in the fleet." My tribute poem to the Next Generation.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
And miles to go before I sleep by Number915 reviews
When Christine Chapel is assinged to the Enterprise, she had no idea what she had signed up for. An eccentric Doctor, A womanizing Captain, and an emotional Vulcan...what more could she ask for. Post-Movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock
First Moments by VortassianChick reviews
First fan fiction. This is my novelization of Data's beginning moments with his emotion chip, plus a little "deleted" scene I've thrown in. I always believed he needed more recognition towards his life-long quest for feelings. Now complete!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Out of the Mouth of Babes Affair by Uncle Charlie reviews
Napoleon is faced with taking responsibility for his actions and his first reaction is to turn to his parnter for help. Written as a prompt for IKeepGoldFishinmyBra
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009
Elevated Thoughts by Uncle Charlie reviews
What is a girl to do when stuck in an elevator with two of Section 2's finest?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Cynthia Has Ears by madame.alexandra reviews
The Director and Agent Gibbs seem to forget that the walls aren't always the only ones listening to them fight--and Cynthia is slightly surprised to hear what Jethro's punishment this time is!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
McWho? by somehowunbroken reviews
Silly short stories, written for a challenge to incorporate a silly McGee-nickname into a story. No real spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,666 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tim M.
Xenon Explorations by Orion Lyonesse reviews
Vila explores Xenon Base, chancing upon a brooding Avon in a locked, dark room. Can Vila help his friend somehow to deal with the loss of Cally? Avon/Cally.
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Facade by Orion Lyonesse reviews
When Vila loses it on the bridge and reveals a long buried secret, it is up to Avon to fix things.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Mugato by Hse Hissie reviews
Jim hides life threatening injuries from his crew until they unavoidably find out and Bones is not impressed with Jim's utter dislike of sickbay and doctors in general. Bad Summary!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Observations on the Intelligent Agent Paradigm by KindKit reviews
Zen considers the problem of the autonomous units. Gen with poss. implied m/m slash. Note: the "intelligent agent paradigm" is a term from artificial intelligence theory that refers to similarities between human intelligence and computer programs.
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Psych! by KirolaiSemperFi reviews
THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER! What happens when the writer loses his novel? What happens when the Senior Field Agent loses his beloved magazines? What happens when Gibbs finds them trying to kill each other?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Somethimes They Come Back Again and Again by Fictionnaire reviews
A body wakes up in an Autopsy drawer. NCIS takes no chances this time. But there's just something not quite right. rated K plus for sexual references but only mild
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
White Dress, Black Tears by CheerChickx reviews
This is a really sad and depressing poem. Rating it a T to be safe. Tiva!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Night HE Came Home Affair by Uncle Charlie reviews
Just when you think it's safe to roam the corridors of UNCLE HQ, enter one inept bumbling French chief inspector Peter Seller's version, not Steve Martin's . THRUSH never knew what hit them...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Of Little or No Consequence by TheRimmerConnection reviews
When the lights are out, it is possible to do things you don't have to mention in the light of day. Little slashy oneshot. Reviews craved ;D I do not own Illya or Napoleon, I just ask them round to play.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Elevated by vespertine dreams reviews
Ever wondered what really happens during those private little chats in the elevator? Mild Gibbs/Fornell slash. Reviews welcome.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell - Complete
Petty Officer Jane Doe by crimeshowsaremygame reviews
Too decomposed for standard autopsy. Request anthropological expertise". When NCIS get a case that pushes their resources to the limits, they have to consult Dr Brennan and her team. But will the two teams be able to work together?
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009
Inauspicious escape by cein reviews
Take one Medical Examiner, a lab tech, and two NCIS agents. Add one elevator. Sit back and enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Friday Night Chances by Umbrella Doves reviews
Jed always has a plan. Drabble. Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Make Your Bed and Lie In It by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Politeness and trustworthiness are not always the best way to get things done, especially when they leave you and your partner at a stalemate that distresses you both. Illya and Napoleon find that out over various affairs and chocolate cake. Slash ;D
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Popular by Pirate Moose reviews
A one-shot crossover based in the Torchwood Hub, using lyrics from Wicked's 'Popular' - it will make sense when you read it, honest! Jack & Ianto pairing, but mentions the rest of the team. Enjoy!
Crossover - Wicked & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The Addams Affair by Uncle Charlie reviews
Sometimes all you need to escape from THRUSH is the help of family, even when that family's name is Addams.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Aint No Love Story Like Our Story by Dark-Lady-Devinity reviews
Jed has something to tell Octavius about why he gave himself up that night at the Smithsonian. It has to do with who he wanted to tell the general their evolving relationship story... but he can't find him. Spoilers for the second movie.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - [Jededaiah S., Octavius G.] - Complete
Here Lies a Great Man by AndromedaMarine reviews
He shifted his gaze to the perfectly folded flag held tightly in his hand, running a finger down the edge. “Nothing is harder to accept than this.” WARNING: Tissues may be required! Please no flames; this is experimental storywriting. ONESHOT.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
He's WHERE? by Loopstagirl reviews
Virgil's reaction to finding out that the Hood is in Thunderbird Two...
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Virgil T. - Complete
Sometimes by Loopstagirl reviews
Sometimes, Scott hates being the oldest. But are there some hidden perks...
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Scott T. - Complete
Changes by Hse Hissie reviews
This is not exactly relevent to one particular story or books, thus why it is in the misc category. It is a representation of the emotions and thoughts of most people at least once in their life. It uses some lines from my other poem "In Despair"
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Past and Present by Myrina reviews
Ducky's past crosses over into his present and Tony gets pulled along for the ride. Crossover with The Man from UNCLE.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,461 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
The Franchise by Fran L reviews
A factory fire brings to light a new range of merchandise. The team think it's hilarious, but Penelope isn't convinced... *Written in response to the Tracy Island Writers Forum's 2006 Fic Swap Challenge*
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Penelope C., Jeff T. - Complete
Doc I Don't Think I Like Slash by JustLetMePerfectIt reviews
When Marty is shown a certain website , Doc tries to warn him not to read a certain type of fic, but did he listen... Written for a laugh Please R and R! T for little bit of Marty swearing!
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Marty McFly, Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete
Pantsed by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. Inspired by the game played between Uncle and Thrush agents, involving legwear.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Avon and The London Experience by kalinda001 reviews
The first meeting of the Liberator crew, from Avon's perspective. April 26, 2009 - 2nd chapter added of the exact same scene, except from Blake's POV this time.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Avon - Complete
Storms, hugs and late night conversations by Cip reviews
It's nearly two in the morning and somehow Scott has to get three of his younger brothers back to sleep AND drag little Alan out from under the bed. It's a hard life when you're thirteen. Ickle Tracy's :D
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Scott T., Alan T. - Complete
Something About Ginger by ErinM reviews
Gibbs and the Doctor have a lot in common if you think about it... *post-Season Four aka Donna for Doctor Who; some time between Seasons One and Three aka Kate for NCIS
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hobbled by Lothithil reviews
Drabble. Headstrong heroes make Illya and Napoleon's jobs more... interesting.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Torchwood April Fools by enigma-kar reviews
It's April the 1st and the Torchwood team gang up on Jack to prank him. However, Jack doesn't let them get away with it that easily... Might be a bit OOC
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Avon and the Kitten: Avon and the Training Program by kalinda001 reviews
This is an additional story to the Avon and The Kitten story. Avon tries to train the kitten.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Avon - Complete
The One Shot by Enfleurage reviews
In the aftermath of Gauda Prime, Blake interrogates Vila ... again. And when he finally gets the answers he wants, what will he do with Avon? written for the print zine "Trooper Orac's Fantastic Plastic Army" and published now for the first time online
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Stages and Players by Anne Lessing reviews
All the world's a stage, all the men and women merely players. Astute observation. Shakespeare was a bright fellow. Drabble
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
Palliative by bbdarknyss reviews
Kommissar Rex. After Richards death, Christian contemplates his life. Slash kinda
Inspector Rex/Kommissar Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - C. Böck, R. Moser - Complete
Strangers in the Night by Lizabeth S. Tucker reviews
NavyNCISFF Challenge for “Yankee White”. Why didn't Gibbs and Fornell seem to know each other. Pairing is Gibbs/Fornell, but the rating is only PG-13. And just in case you’re interested, I don’t see them as a couple, this is just a bunny that appeared.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell - Complete
Each Left Their Mark by DazzledByNorrington reviews
What goes through Beckett's head during his conversation with Will Turner POTC 2 . Wrote this during chemistry class, reviews are appreciated!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
Frangkehnferter by Jemsand reviews
Ever wonder what Frank was thinking during Rocky Horror? Jump into the mind of the erotic Dr. Frankenfurter and discover his sensual daydreams...
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009
Gibbs, Meet Jack by imaginarywords reviews
Ever-so-slight crossover with Torchwood. There's a dead body in autopsy. One that Ducky is all too familiar with. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Safe by zephiey reviews
Fornell needs to let a certain someone that he is safe and a phone call just won’t cut it
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Abby S., T.C. Fornell - Complete
The Problem With Arnold J Rimmer by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. Everything wrong with Rimmer centres around the fact that he's...well, Rimmer. It doesn't get much worse than that, after all.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Break Away by AstroGirl reviews
Vila joins Avon on Station XK-72. Nothing explodes. An AU branching off from the episode "Breakdown."
Blakes 7 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Something Else to Enjoy Perspectives of a Grinch by kalinda001 reviews
Inspired by all the seasonal stories that depict Avon as a scrooge or grinch-like character. A different way of looking at the same theme.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Avon, Cally - Complete
An OldFashioned Gentleman by Slash4Femme reviews
It had been a long time since another man had made T.C. Fornell feel hot and bothered.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Ducky M., T.C. Fornell - Complete
So this is where you've been! by T'PeeJ reviews
Master comes looking for his old friend the Doctor. The Doctor is hiding out for awhile with a new job and face.
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - The Master, Ducky M. - Complete
The Dead Chapman Sketch: A Monty Python Special by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
I heard somewhere that at Graham Chapman's funeral, they quoted a bit of the parrot sketch. But what if that had been an ACTUAL sketch? Well, you're about to find out. Please R&R! And enjoy the fondest of Monty Python's personal jokes and hintings. Enjoy!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Of Aliens and Captains by EmyPink reviews
A dead Navy captain in Cardiff, Wales proves to be the weirdest case the team has ever faced. NCIS/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jack H. - Complete
Zingers by Channel D reviews
Given a show's ticket by his friend Fornell, Gibbs discovers an unexpected new interest outside work. Written for the NFA Extracurricular Activities challenge. One shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell - Complete
Ode To Leather Pants by Seras Serenity reviews
Trace just can't understand why Dureena isn't interested in him. Max tries to explain things, as only he can. Implied Dureena/Galen
Crusade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
No Idea by Spiderlord88 reviews
Remember the jokes at the end of every episode of Vicar of Dibley? Well here is a joke that was never shown, but I hope it's true to the show. Please read and review.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
What Happened After Rocky Horror by ziggy47 reviews
A new take on what happened after Rocky Horror.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Duck Man by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Series of Individual Short Storise focused on the depth of Ducky's character. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,814 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Ducky M.
5 Ways he Probably Didn't get Hired by LeDiz reviews
Five Ways that Tony DiNozzo probably didn't get hired by Agent Gibbs and NCIS. Fifth Way: You'd think it would be more glamourous than In the Meantime.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I Am Only Human by vamp926 reviews
I had an idea and I ran with it. All nine major characters, each with their own story in poetry format. Check it out, definitly something different!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Slight by Captain Sarah Sparrow reviews
Jack is insulted when someone forgets his name. Drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Where the Piper may lead by OR7A reviews
SCRIPT: Another of Galen's visits finds the Excalibur out of fuel, Gideon headed to B5, and the ship being left pray to a band of vicious pirates.
Crusade - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Deadly Sins by Tigerlily06 reviews
A series of stories based on the seven deadly sins. Gibbs/Ducky. Slash. If you do not like, do not read and flame.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M.
The Bump and Grind Affair by Uncle Charlie reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover to flush THRUSH out of a women's only strip palace. With any luck they will get out with their reputations and lives intact
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Fencing Is Sexy by Smackalicious reviews
Everyone loves a story from Ducky. Drabble. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Phoenix And The Ash by Seras Serenity reviews
Sometimes the only difference between life and death, darkness and light, is perspective. From Dureena's p.o.v., explores her dynamic with Galen.
Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Tony Hurts His Knee by super em reviews
Tony never admits that he's hurt. But what happens when he pushes it too far? Yep, I actually wrote a story about Tony hurting his knee. Please R&R. NOW COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,293 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
The Hill Street Blues by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
[Complete] When Tony is kidnapped, Gibbs learns he has secrets he never even imagined. But why does Fornell seem so unsurprised? [Life's what you make of the time you spend breathing, and even if you can't get anything back...]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,531 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
With Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth! by Spawn of Kong reviews
Captains Sparrow & Barbossa and the crew of the Black Pearl have arrived at a cave that leads to the Fountain of Youth, only to find its entrance guarded by a creature so foul and cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived!
Crossover - Monty Python & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Locked Inside by Kylie Anderson reviews
Kidnapped and locked in cement rooms, the team must play a dangerous game...a game of cat and mouse. Can they figure out a series of clues in order to save themselves? Or will they be locked inside forever?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Who killed Hyacinth Bucket? by D.W. Vean reviews
The characters from "Keeping Up Appearances" join forces with the characters of several major mystery TV shows: including people from Monk, Inspector Morse, and Poirot. The scene is set- a blizzard is roaring outside, the electricity is off inside, and th
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/7/2005
I'll explain, if I must by TheRimmerConnection reviews
An onthenail doubledrabble that leaped out of my head when I was trying to add to a more rambling effort. Please forgive me :l It's just a short explanation really...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Magic and Aliens dont Mix by snowzinger5 reviews
J and K stumble upon Hogwarts and find that one special wizard with the lighting bolt tattoo might be a vital part of saving the galaxy. And can the golden trio help the boys in black to fight a Alien who can bend reality? I dont own these characters. Ive
Men In Black - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/17/2006
The Human Sundae Affair by Batwoman reviews
With all the dunkings Napoleon and Illya have endured at the hands of T.H.R.U.S.H., you'd think they'd be able to stay dry on their day off...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Humphrey and Humility by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
Yes Prime Minister. Sir Humphrey Appleby's reputation takes a hit after an embarrassing quarrel between him and his wife.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006
In the Dark by PeoplePerson reviews
Tony, Gibbs, and Ducky are stuck in autopsy during a power cut. this is weird, but read anyway. Never know, you might like it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Tony D., Ducky M. - Complete
Ten Years by BoojiKid reviews
A very short technomage fiction. Set during the time of Crusade. Technomage trilogy spoilers!
Crusade - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
A Nanny Poem by nannygirl reviews
a poem about our fave TV show!
Nanny - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition by Zombie Kitty reviews
Something thought up in the very early hours when sleep would not come to me. A Red Dwarf fic but in this category because of cameos from many sketches. ...ZK Points to Monty Python title as example...
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Press and Prejudice by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
Yes Minister. Jim Hacker has to deal with a leak among his staff, which turns out to be more complicated than it seems.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Past Lives, New Beginnings by Eliabrith reviews
A chance sighting turns the lives of 2 men upside down as they meet again after more than 30 years apart. An NCIS & Man from UNCLE crossover. Very mild Slash. Ducky&M
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Ducky M. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Commodore Norrington reviews
The team tries to find a name for Gibbs' boat, but Ducky knows something they don't.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004
War Cries by Stargazer83 reviews
Drabble. Ducky yells. Standing over a body.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004
Twas The Night Before Christmas The Nanny Version by VelvetNightmares reviews
This is a version of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas', except fitted to The Nanny
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2004
Act your age by Wacky Mage reviews
Just read! This has been rewritten!
Crusade - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
The Worth of a Picture by Raindrops on Roses reviews
[One-shot] Kate makes a discovery that doesn't surprise her as much as she would have expected. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
Insomniac by Tavaril reviews
Songfic of Billy Pilgrim's song by the same name. Reflections of Matheson, Gideon, and Galen after their encounter with the alien in "Path of Sorrows."
Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
The Point by Lexin reviews
Blake and Avon hear a weird story. Slash implied.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Complete
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The More Things Change reviews
They say truth is stranger than fiction so if truth is written as fiction will anyone believe it? Searching for inspiration, a novelist finds herself taking a leaf out of Leroux's book and turns to the Opera Populaire for inspiration. Literally. Is the Opera Ghost still hanging around or is the new patron just having a laugh? An amalgamation of many adaptaions of Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Erik
Renewing Old Aquaintances
A ghost from Ducky's past arrives with murderous intent. Is the FBI covering up something more than a simple riot that occurred more than twenty years ago? Is Ducky more than he appears or is this simply a case of mistaken identity?
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Napoleon S., Ducky M.
100 Days After
The Federation has fallen. Four rebel survivors contemplate their position.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Avon - Complete
My Fallen Angel reviews
"Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them." – Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Shadows of the Soul reviews
The well of despair is always full for someone. Somewhere. A Collection of Doctor Who inspired poems.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - 10th Doctor
The Survivor
Avon survived the massacre on Guada Prime and is being watched by someone who will never forget him. No it is not Blake
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 461 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Avon - Complete
Just A Job reviews
Death: "I am 'last minute stuff'."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Death
The Demise of Teatime reviews
Lord Downey: "We took pity on him because he lost both parents at such an early age. I think that, on reflection, we should have wondered a little more about that."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Jonathan T. - Complete
FourThirty PM
Teatime: "My name is Teh-ah-tim-eh. Jonathan Teh-ah-tim-eh." Susan: "As in four thirty?"
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Jonathan T. - Complete
Red Letter Day for the Soviet Navy
Inspired by The Hunt for Red October. The Chief Engineer has had enough and who else would have the expertise to cripple a sub from the inside and without visible trace?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Jive Me Crazy reviews
Director Vance has booked two dance instructors in an attempt to get "Team Gibbs" dancing at the Federal Organisations Gathering with minimal success...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Completely Unexpected reviews
Being called up to Mr. Waverly's office usually spells disaster for any agent in any section lower than Section 3, so when The Ghost Woman of Section 10 is called in, escorted by UNCLE's Golden Boys, she can only assume the wost...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
The Ghost Woman Affair reviews
After being conned into helping Ducky sort out old archive files, the team come across a stack of photos which prompts the M.E. to regale the story of Julie Marzen, The Ghost Woman and Illya Kuryakin...
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Ducky M. - Complete
The Worst Lecture of Them All reviews
Instead of searching the galaxy in the Excalibur for the cure to the Drakh plague, the crew have been called back to as close to Earth as they dare for a 'short' seminar on the plague itself...
Crusade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
The Mallard Chronicles reviews
After a faked and confusing crime scene, a joint NCIS/CIA/FBI operation and a lunatic on the loose, finding out who Ducky's "mystery woman" really is becomes top priority. IN PROGRESS. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ducky M.
Galen's Puzzle reviews
Galen, under the premise of recharging his ship had stowed himself away in one of the smaller observation rooms. Gideon ammused himself no end with the puzzle Galen was engaged in. ONE SHOT - DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
Crusade - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Uninvited & Unannounced reviews
NCIS/Man From UNCLE. Illya Kuryakin - Missing In Action. But is he closer to home than they realize? Throw in the FBI, or rather one unwilling FBI agent and you have a recipe for disaster. COMPLETE. DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Illya K., Ducky M. - Complete
Half Mast Never Again
First person - inspired by MASH and Gallipoli - the hours before the next advance over the top.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
I Will Remember Them reviews
An insight into Gibbs routine following one of the many war campaigns he was involved in.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete